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Sarassin:
Wet blanket!

Ishilove:
But he is here encouraging her na. He needs factory resetting slap

Ishilove:
I meant his submission is interesting

Ishilove:
How did he come about the python spirit theory?

Davep

Ishilove:
Interesting...

Ishilove:
Lmao! I'm pretty sure analice didn't know this.

She will be heartbroken

Ishilove:
2 Tim 2 vs 23

analize701:
God help me. Ayaf bin sinning in that.

Ishilove:
Is clairvoyance of the devil?

Ishilove:
My understanding of 'kosher' is 'fit' and 'appropriate', and describes foods which are 'halal' in Jewish dietary laws.
Does kosher have another meaning outside this?

That aside, what I meant is the gift could be a burden because knowing what people think about you, all the time can be such a bother. Sometimes it is better to be guided by wisdom and intuition in our dealings with human beings.

However, you are right about the gift being a burden if the source is from the kingdom of darkness.

Ishilove:
It's quite a fascinating gift,
although it is one which should be regulated so as not to use it for devious purposes like he did.

It is also a burden, I believe.

analize701:
Getting banned is something we shd be used to by now nah. lol. Am no longer fazed by being banned for no reason.
Once i was banned, i didn't know why i was banned because a reason was not given
Someone said it was Algorithm. Okay o.
My dear thank God you have something to be busy on. Great results ahead.

I saw that moniker and thought it was your alt.

It's well

Ishilove:
Are you psychic?

MizMyColi:
Lol
Let me pretend I understand

MizMyColi:
Okay, thanks for clearing that up

MizMyColi:
I look forward to your submissions.

MizMyColi:
Hello Muttleylaff,

Is there a reason for quoting almost all my posts on this thread in one place?

MizMyColi:
During my Christian days, I never really felt close to Jesus, as I did to Papa.
I found it easier calling on Papa or talking to him than I did Jesus.

I know he's a great and powerful teacher/being, but I had to be true to my feelings, no?

If you know me well, you'll testify I'm a feeler. That's how God speaks to me mostly....in the interim at least.
That's how I'm able to forge and maintain my relationships.

If my feelings aren't in tandem with positivity and love and light, it is the surest pointer that I have veered off from Papa/God/Source...
so at the point, I have a choice to realign or continue to go far from his presence.

But I digress.

The point I made when I said I did not know Jesus, was the experiential kind.
I can tell you that I KNOW the Father...not because I remember seeing his shiny face,
but because I have felt his presence, him, his very essence (well as much as I could handle, yeah).

But I cannot say the same for Jesus.

You do get my point now, don't you?

MizMyColi:
But I'm not a Christian anymore, my dear.
I have no religion to lay claim to.
I do not consider the Bible as the word of God.

It does not make sense to me that Paul's words now equal the word of God.

I think that the word of God is in the hearts of all men.
It is living, and it is flowing....
You just need to tap into that consciousness and do exploits.

You talked about contemporary folks having access to the president....

Well, Dave, let's just say that some folks with specific assignments actually have the president's personal line.
When they call, he listens, when they need to meet, he makes it happen, no matter what.

My understanding is that there is more to God, the divine if you may, than meets even the most enlightened of eyes.

Sometimes, people experience an aspect or some aspects of God...
This is dependent on what you are here to do...

I know what mine is....

Now the good thing is, wherever you are at, however you are...God has his special ways of reaching you,
because you are part of him. How he reveals himself to you would be different, or rather, might be different from how he does to me.

In the end, we are on seemingly different paths to achieving our truest, realest nature - GodHood.

MizMyColi:
Thanks Sarassin,

That moment when all you've been taught for about two and half decades of your life as law,
and unquestionable, and unchangeable begins to fall apart...you want to tell yourself "it couldn't possibly be"
But then, what do I know really as regards these matters really...

MizMyColi:
I expect us to have a civil conversation, not one that's rife with subtle backbiting, judgementalism, and "my religion is better than yours" shenanigans. I do not want my feelings getting hurt

Dearie, you should also know that presently, I am not aligned to any known religion. Meaning I live by my own 'religious' ideologies and thoughts. I do not identify myself with any religious sect or belief.

I usually stay away from conversations that put my belief in the spotlight, especially seeing as I am neither here nor there (which I have no qualms with btw).

But for you, and for reasons known best to me, I will make an exception

MizMyColi:
It's not about evidence(s).
It's about experience(s).

So let me ask you, Dave...

Knowing what you know about Jesus' life and times, have you had a one one one encounter with him?

If yes, what makes you sure that you dealt with him first hand?

Mind sharing your experience(s)?

MizMyColi:
I remember saying that I was scared of going too deep into the spiritual.
I do not remember, and I really doubt that I ever said I was scared of going too deep into prayer-warrior-ing.

It's good you said "I sounded like" - now, this implies two things:
1. It's a postulation.
2. You are wrong.

The reason is best known to me, a topic for another day, if you may.

I'd like to ask, how did the prophets of old have access to Papa?
Through Jesus, yeah?
It might well be the same for me, who knows...
It might well be that the being I refer to as Papa is Jesus, OR not.

All I have said is that I cannot tell that I have experienced Jesus in a way that I expected.


No, Analice, I do not want to bypass Jesus...
On the contrary, I would like to experience Jesus beyond what the bible teaches. I want to experience his person....
Of course, I do not wish to go deeper.
If you are a person of discernment, then this should suffice.

MrPresident1:
Yes ooo, broda Seun has quoted meeeeee ,
today is my happy day
and I am hitting the roof .

I shall frame this quote and hang it in my room

One thing is sure, Broda Seun is now a watcher too

Sarassin:
Granted, but how does he make the leap that the ancient Jews, a Semitic people were Negroid?

Sarassin:
@bolded, you're sheiting me, right?

MrPresident1:
Lol. Jews are black

Sarassin:
Ok, you mean black like Netanyahu or Golda Meier.

MrPresident1:
Those are Israelis, I am talking Israelites.

The ancient Jews were black,
and I have the support of logic, history, and the Bible to back me u

Sarassin:
Like all apocalyptic and doomsday prophets, even up to the modern era, (including NL's very own Monsieur le Presidente) he got it badly wrong.

MuttleyLaff:
Our dear old pal Monsieur le Presidente bwahahaha
Sarassin no go keel pesin here this morning ooo
Double wahala for deady bodi, and the owner of deady bodi

Sarassin:

MrPresident1:

analize701:
I know

Sarassin:
I am well aware of what you mean by the term “fishers of Men”
I am also well aware of the usage of the term by the gospel writers Mark and Matthew.
The question is, what was the understanding of the usage of that term by first century Palestinian Jews in the context in which Jesus supposedly used it?

Again, this is a demonstration of why Greek speaking diasporan Jews who wrote long after the death of Jesus, never met him and knew precious little about the norms and customs of the day should not be writing gospels.

Here is my topic on the matter:https://www.nairaland.com/2196462/make-fishers-men

Sarassin:
What is "shockingly monumental" is quoting the line “I will make you fishers of men”
a statement so vile in the context of its time
that no-one, least of all Jesus would use it to entreat a man to enjoin him in any viable endeavour.

Sarassin:
It means that Jesus was an apocalyptic prophet, who very much like John the Baptist preached that God was going to bring about the end of the world and that it was imminent and would be heralded by the coming of the “Son of Man”.

Like all apocalyptic and doomsday prophets, even up to the modern era, (including NL's very own Monsieur le Presidente) he got it badly wrong

Bester44:
You are truly in the spirit.
Who God asked me to go and confess to is a pastor I trust but in another pentecostal church.

I created this thread because 4 days ago, it was revealed to me that a girl would throw herself at me.
Her name was revealed, what she would say to attract me was revealed,
and I was told she has invisible horn on her forehead.
We met 3 days ago. Since then, she gets pissed off if I don't chat her up much in a day.

Satan is actually attacking my finance
and I have not been faithful with tithing

analize701:
Whoever God wants, satan also wants. What will get you off from Satan's grip is prompt Obedience. Immediately you hear anything, run to do it. Satan gets frustrated when we obey YHWH.

Lol, @ the girl. You are fortunate to have this gift. Cut that girl off, never ever think you are strong enough to ward off satanic schemes. They casts spells and place Hexes on people. If you disobey your own master, it gives them room into you, So cut her off for your own good.
Tithing Giving is not in the amount, it's obedience and discipline, and consistency that God intends to teach us.
My gift is dreaming and like you i dream things that'll effect me before they happen. If i tell you how many suitors i have let go because i had dreamed they weren't right? Folks thinks i'm mad. But, YHWH says, 'They will never be ashamed that put their trust in Him'. I will not obey and trust Him and be ashamed. That is not consistent with His character.

Bros, crave a tight relationship with God. The devil will keep trying to infiltrate your gift by planting messages to you, but check everything with the Word if God. The Holy Spirit will not speak outside the Word.

Paul says, even if an Angel comes to tell us to do what is not in the Word, we shd curse that Angel because he is not of the Lord.

Bury yourself in Word. Pls pls and pls, do the Word of God. If it says don't lie, pls don't lie.

Keep away from sexual sin, no sin is as devastating like sexual sin.

Keep the Spirit of Anger away. Satan will stir you up by using people around you to make you angry. Be alert to avoid getting angry to a point of saying or doing what you shd not.

Love all man, especially those who hates you. I just understood the power in loving those you hate you. If we know what we do to those who hate us if we love them eh. hmmm.

Your case is different. Because you are the redeemed of the Lord, and as a covenant Child, what affects others is not permitted to affect.

May the peace of God overtake you.

MizMyColi:
Many thanks dear one.

So, is his birthday 25th December?

Does he look anything like what we're inundated with in the movies?

daveP:
the boldened startles me very much.
Like you worked in a company, got promoted, but still doubt you're a staff cos all files, info don't come to your desk?
Assurance of Salvation must be known!!
come you got deep, yet still revel in uncertainty?

Sarassin:
Astute questions Miz, I hope DaveP will come along and shed more light.
My tuppence worth is that Jesus was not black
he was a first century Palestinian Jew
who was an apocalyptic prophet in the makings of John the Baptist.

Sarassin:
This is roughly the period that concerns us.
The idea that a Jewish Adult Man (the rite of Mitzveh took place at the age of 13) would sit in his mother’s house for 18 years doing nothing is ludicrous as it is improbable

Sarassin:
He was either out working or he was being schooled

Sarassin:
sitting at home suckling on his mother was not an option for a young Jewish male, not in the real world

Sarassin:
And so what?
how does this explain the curious silence of the intervening years?

Sarassin:
And why does it sound improbable to you that Jesus would make life-long fellows his disciples?

Sarassin:
What is "shockingly monumental" is quoting the line “I will make you fishers of men”
a statement so vile in the context of its time
that no-one, least of all Jesus would use it to entreat a man to enjoin him in any viable endeavour.

Sarassin:
If you say Jesus was a whizz-kid, doesn’t that reflect what I wrote earlier that he was well educated by the Essene's?

Sarassin:
Commendably you accept that Jesus knew the Essene’s and that “he used their facilities”
you then threw it all away by adding the dissembler “but was at no time under their tutelage”

Sarassin:
so what was he doing there, logging on to their computers?

Sarassin:
You baulk at accepting that Jesus was taught by the Essene's, why?

Sarassin:
Hopefully not for the same dogmatic reasons my dear Emmanystone is trying to impute

Sarassin:
Every contemporary and secular account of the Essene teachings methods
and their way of life handed to us by the likes of Josephus
and even Philo Judaeus confirm to us that virtually all of Jesus’ teachings and practices were Essenic in nature,
the Essene’s taught esoteric healing methods, they preached compassion, tolerance, forbearance they taught communality,
they were well versed in scriptures, you knnow this as well as I do, so what was Jesus doing there if not learning those things?

Sarassin:
Retract what exactly? Jesus studied under the Essene’s,
even you admit that “he used their facilities”
if he studied under them, he took an oath, there’s nothing more to add

Sarassin:
I admit I may not have looked hard enough. Perhaps you can provide chapter and verse.

Sarassin:
Have you ever wondered why there is not even a mention of Jesus in any of the Pre- 4th Century Gnostic writings i.e, the Qumran cave scrolls?
Why is it that Philo Judaeus who resided with the Essene's for a short period of time never once mentions Jesus in any of his treatises

Sarassin:
why is it that Josephus who also lived with the Essene's for a while would record what Caesar had for breakfast
but left only a spurious mention or allusion to Jesus?

Sarassin:
The Essene's kept their part of the bargain as did Jesus

Sarassin:
Indeed you make my point for me

Sarassin:
Merry Christmas my friend.

Sarassin:
Nothing intentional at all and it only ever happened in churches,
something about going into a contemplative state and people's heightened states of awareness.
All I can say is that it was cacophonous.

Sarassin:
This is one of the very few times I really wish you were right.

Sarassin:
the good lord always made it known to me that he had a keen sense of humour, no sooner had I sat down than I would begin to hear the thoughts of others as clear as a bell, the deacons, pastors, choir, whatever, their inane and lascivious mental chatter would drive me up a wall and this was the real reason I never set foot in those places.

LoJ:
I wish to ask a question on this.

Did you "scan" their thoughts intentionally or it just happened as soon as you were in church?

I am aware of one method of telephaty based on empathy and mutual bonding.
You raise your vibration to the same level of the person you want to "share" the thoughts with, and share the same state of mind, recognizing the universal bond uniting us all (every man's death diminishes me). Is it the technique used here or something else?

LoJ:
Your opinion

LoJ:
I'm always naughty to some extent.
I don't know if jesus hates naughtiness, he never made any remark on that.
He had been visiting despite it anyway.
Now perhaps he is busy with sarassin, he barely has time for me again

LotusFan:
I’m not who A farmiliar spirit

LoJ:
Tell me who you are already

else I may have to throw you out

LoJ:
Ohh no sarcasm. I love jesus quite much

LoJ:
He has not paid me any visit for quite some time tho

LoJ:


When I was a christian, there were this other branch of christian who were always casting and binding familiar spirits.
I never understood what is it exactly they mean by that, nor the point of binding any spirit in carrying out deliverance.
Well, topic for another day.

For now, lets enjoy the end of the year. I see lovely people in this thread. It should be tied to the season.
We may have to thank jesus for that