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Mujtahida:
Jesus (if he existed) at least the one in the bible has been so misconstrued by the churches and it seems to me that their work basically is to destroy his work.

All true spiritual leaders avoid making people dependent on them. They elevate you, they show you your God, they point out your path to you, they make you 'democratise' the voice of God. I find it disturbing that Adeboye and other 'men of God' stands to minister to thousands upon thousands of God's children. Is that how a father communicates with his children? No. This is what I think is happening: Adeboye has found his God, has recognised the voice of his God but instead of him to point others to their own God, to make them hear and obey their own God so that church becomes a place for fellowship not preaching, he keeps people dependent on his own God. And in this way the churches have centralised God. The churches have become the powers Jesus fought to free men from because for Christ the dignity of every man as a man stands above law, above institutions, above governments, above regulations and ceremonies, above the authority of other men. That is why jesus could stand on his authority and say 'you have heard it said to you an eye for an eye BUT I SAY TO YOU...
We too must stand on our own authority and speak,
we must rely on the power of our own words.
Only this way will men find freedom

²⁸Then Peter called to him,
"Lord, if it's really you, tell me to come to you, walking on the water."
²⁹“Yes, come,” Jesus said.
- Matthew 14:28-29

Everything else you wrote is a reality check,
the last sentence is a blemish on an otherwise beautiful soul-wrenching write up

No one has authority just on its own
The sooner, we consider and realise we are all accountable to something else, the better it is

It is pointless to rely on the power of your words alone
because words not underpinned by the Word is useless
Without the Word, the last sentence makes out like a real house of cards to me!
It lulls one into a false sense of freedom

izzyybothe17:
Is seun an atheist?

This is like asking, is the pope a christian?

analize701:
I have read other articles from different writers too and i have seen their Sages. All have serpents around them.

Me and serpents don't curdle so well.

There is a time and place for everything
including when and when not to "cuddle" with serpents

LotusFan:
OMG It’s not good to jump to conclusions.
I read your post mid way and just assumed that you were suggesting that Jesus was the one watching TV
and you were we should all join voices and scream louder to get his attention. ***covers face***

To err is human

LoJ:
Thank you. I arrived safe and sound.

We thank God for journey mercies

Seun:
Why can’t Jesus just take a deep breath and speak loudly?
This works for me when people can’t hear me.

analize701:
He did, probably you were drunk and slept off, so didn't hear Him.

daveP:
you ehn!

Taking deep breaths and speaking loudly works for Jesus too

I've just remembered so many episodes, whilst growing up, of my Mum and every one else close by joining in, calling out my name whilst I am watching TV in the living room
Unbeknownst to me, my Mum and the others, have been shouting at the top of their voices trying to get my attention
but because I was so engrossed in enjoying whatever programe I am watching on the TV at the time
I didnt have a scooby doo idea, they all, literally have been screaming their heads off at me, to get my attention
It usually, only is, when I've momentarily looked away from the TV, that I become aware that Mum and others, have all along for a very good couple of minutes been trying to get through to me
This was a regular happening thing between them and I then

Maybe when people look away from what's occupying them and turn to face Jesus,
then they'll realise that, Jesus, all along had been speaking loudly
but they werent in the frame of mind to notice and become aware He all along has been doing this

analize701:
Oh, that's so nice.

analize701:
So, are you a part of this with Freeze, i mean, are you guys working together on this?

I dont know Freeze from Adam.
You asked a question,
and I volunteered what I know about it
Maybe next time, I should just mind my own business and keep schtum

analize701:
What is TAP Challenge?

Whoever despises his neighbor is a sinner, but blessed is he who is generous to the poor.
- Proverbs 14:21

You are doing right if you obey this law from the highest authority: "Love your neighbor as you love yourself."
- James 2:8

For the entire law is fulfilled in keeping this one command: "Love your neighbor as yourself."
- Galatians 5:14

TAP Challenge means Tithe against Poverty Challenge
It is a concept about putting down a financial 10% towards reducing a neighbour's poverty,
after, then tap someone by naming or calling them out (i.e. a challengee) to do same to another neighbour
the challengee then challenges another challengee,
It is meant to continue and be going on and on, like that

analize701:
lolzz. Why shd he be reading tea leafs.

https://www.christart.com/IMAGES-art9ab/books/richard_gunther/c/cartoon_strips_for_christ/tea_leaves/Eggs-145.gif

analize701:
Yes. (Now you understand what?)

Apart from fear of heights (i.e. acrophobia)
would you perchance harbour fear of flying too?

LoJ:
Of course, I was just joking. Sarassin is a bright burning light, and there is no darkness in him.

I have been on the road the whole day, and even right now I have still not yet arrived. So I wanted to joke a bit.

analize701:
You'll arrive in peace.

Yep journey mercies.

analize701:
Now you understand what nau?

Are you afraid of heights?

LoJ:
I hope you are okay sir. Have a nice day

I hope you are OK too sire.
Have twice nice a day. Wink. wink.

chibwike:
There was extreme seriousness at the beggining.

No space to joke a bit

buh when Ishilove came around.. I knew things would loosen a bit

The whiff of Monsieur El Presidente here lured her in.

LoJ:
I am sure you understood, this is not the real me.
Just a Meme, to show how amused I am, reading you all.

Then next time, make sure you select appropriate memes showing you reading tea leaves

analize701:
No wonder what? And what do you understand?

Go back to the post for the actual detail

LoJ:
tell the truth already, we all know you people are in love. Just speak out your mind already

Or Is it because Sarassin is in the kingdom of darkness? dont worry your light will overpower his darkness

This is me reading you people here

Aren't you meant to be looking at the tea leaves in the cup and reading it as opposed to gawping at the handset

analize701:
How often do you see God up there? Pls don't ever ask me to visit you.
What do you call someone who fears height? Heightophobic? hahahahahahha.

Are you afraid of height?
if yes, then I would be saying:
No wonder.
Now I understand more

analize701:
What are you doing on the 20th floor?
And, what is Oms?

My penthouse is on the 20th floor!
Bwahahaha, you don't know what "Om" is?
Shut the front door, who are you kidding

Sarassin:
Bird of carrion...Nope

Ah-ha, there you are.
I thought not. I thought you wouldn't
Off the cuff, before getting done up as tasty cuisine, each one of those food pet hate creatures essentially, are, the sea version of vulture

Sarassin:
Are you kidding me?? you should try lobster basted with melted butter and Champagne

Would you also recommend trying vulture, done in like manner, and have with Chardonnay, if not Champagne?

analize701:
Naaa. I don't do Yoga. am not a witch.

With the oms, you might be doing Yoga
Without the oms, you are doing something that is natural

You are missing a lot.
I do it every morning, and occasionally during the course of the day when situation demand it.

In the morning, I go to the window, open it ajar and leave it wide opened. Face direction of where the fresh air is flowing from, and then just slowly suck in the air, letting my stomach only rise, as I am sucking in this sweet fresh air and getting to oxygenate myself as much as I possibly can inhale,
hold it, for at least five seconds minimum, then slowly exhale. Do a couple of repetitions to feel good

When done on the 20th floor, this is exhilarating.
Wow, I am reliving the experience, just writing this

What was breathe into man that gave him come to life?

butterflyl1on:
Its either you are already a pork lover or I am on the verge of making you a convert

If you are a bachelor cook with pork for your fiance and she will forever adore you. If you are a spinster do likewise for your man and he will always say yes to you and if you are married and you cook with pork for your husband, expect no rest and 15 children afterward.

Two food pet hates, I have are: Pork and crustaceans,
particularly lobsters, shrimps, crabs and/or prawns

analize701:
Now i can breath.

Sarassin's breathing exercises are actually good recommendations albeit minus chanting oms

Try them

Ishilove:
I know darling, I am just pulling her leg. I was hoping to provoke a reaction from Sarassin but you have just scattered my plans

If looks can scatter, that look you gave him, one hand resting on the wall, and leaning forward, effortlessly would have
Bwahahaha.
Yeeeeee!

Ishilove:
Dakun, pleax don't be offended by my question...

Are you a dude or dudette?

"Bi ooti e mo erin, oo gbohun erin ni"
or
"Bi ooti e da iyo mo, oo je iyo lobe ni"

analize701:
You should have told me it wasn't appropriate since nau.

I scanned your mind like Sarassin does,
and couldn't see any untoward thoughts, so there wasn't anything to tell

butterflyl1on:
Not enticed eh?

Yeepa!
Look at things, looking scrumptious.

analize701:
And if he is not, you of all people seriously think i'm serious about this? OMG(?). Nooo. I'm just here having fun.

Read further on, where I said it's possibly a strategy of yours to snare him into the kingdom with the endearments.
Glad to see, you both are having fun with each other
Now I can sleep soundly tonight sister.

Sarassin:
Obviously you have never seen her lay into me....

Bwahahaha,
that is deep, esoteric clairvoyant deep.

Sarassin:
Good that! but actually I am as free as a bird

Yeah right, tell that to the marines.
but then, "I am as free as a bird" meaning what?

Ishilove:
But some diviners do have the gift

What do they call the gift or categorise it under?
Do they, at all, use apparatus with the "gift"?
Do they demonstrate it strangely?

Ishilove:
How sweet, though I refuse to believe he is that naive. Come on, really?!

He is an "officer" and a gentleman