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Jesusgirl92:You must each decide in your heart how much to give. And don't give reluctantly or in response to pressure. (i.e. you shouldn't be sorry that you gave or feel forced to give) "For God loves a person who gives cheerfully. - 2 Corinthians 9:7 Yes it does, especially when calling a spade a spade and some are preventing others to know and learn about how the Bible teaches the "church" the revolutionary way of giving, where believers are instructed or urged in 2 Corinthians 9:7 above, to do 2 Corinthians 9:7, by the way actually, is a rehashed principle God HAS always endorsed, as evident in Exodus 25:2, Exodus 35:29, Deuteronomy 15:10 & 1 Chronicles 29:9 |
Goshen360: Jesusgirl92:Goshen360, that hmm, speaks volume Sign of, there is, light at the end of the tunnel Jesusgirl92:Why do you pay tithe then, if not because you're coerced to? I can bet my bottom dollar that your christian gatherings, has a tithe ledger, and members fall out of your christian gatherings' favour, if their names are found wanting in their tithe ledger book. Jesusgirl92:You are being tackled because of the love of Christ people have for you You are being tackled because you'll be better off and effective once you know the full truth Jesusgirl92:Sometimes the name calling shock tactics and tough love is needed to get people's attention |
MizMyColi:No, I didnt I just seized the opportunity to lash on the "Stop, stop, stop I think I am going to pee" remark Most men, if not all, can relate to it, because if lucky, whilst in the sack, had at one time or the other, come face to face with the female "Stop, stop, stop I think I am going to pee" utterance MizMyColi:I know. I knew that but it still wasnt going to stop me taking advantage of an opening, to do a FYI and burst a myth MizMyColi:That makes at least two of us. Me neither. I am am no master in the in the world of orgasmia I dont need orgasmia, dont use orgasmia, dont intend going into the orgasmia manufaturing business MizMyColi:Orgasm is the sudden discharge of accumulated sexual excitement during sexual activities Squirting is the feeling females have to suddenly discharge urine or to pee during sexual activities So Orgasm and Squirting are not synonyms for each other Reminds me of this lady, the other day, who confessed that, when having sex together, her boyfriend likes eating her poop and smearing his face all over with her faeces Now, you would agree that just because it is his choice to do that, doesnt mean his choice, is right and not yucky gross MizMyColi:Ah, if you only knew. You wouldnt say this, if you knew. Dont you know why the originator of climax or orgasm invented and/or created it? Having sex is good enough, but having a climax or orgasm is an additional good and is beneficial Climax or Orgasm. That's the icing on the cake! MizMyColi:Yup, you can bet your bottom dollar, that perhaps you do not read me correctly |
Sarassin:Far from moralising, my dear friend Just that I prefer to the Golden Rule, that you should treat someone else and theirs exactly as you would want them to treat you and yours Dont be staring in unpleasant way, at the breasts or bacca of someone's else woman with or with out her knowledge Leering lustfully at a crush, a poster picture that happens to be someone's else male or female is condemnable I am sure you would show a strong disapproval to anyone ogling Mrs Sarassin or any of the maidens in the Sarassin clan A stitch in time saves nine, nip it in the bud before it uncontrollably develops into a criminal intent |
Sarassin: MizMyColi:Considering that some women get the urge to ejaculate during orgasm, if not sure, if it's peeing or squirting, then better read on Contrary to popular belief, it doesnt on the male's side, mean, mission accomplished or job's done, when or if, whilst in the sack, you hear your woman say "Stop, stop, stop I think I am going to pee" That sort of female ejaculation, actually and really, is urine or pee and urolagnia, by the way, is considered obscene under the UK Obscene Publications Act. So, all those golden showers enthusiasts or squirting fetishists out there, be aware of this |
Sarassin:I know you didnt think this thoroughly through before posting this I wonder what's going through the man's mind when he chokes the chicken to death to the image of that "favourite poster girl" and wonder what's going through her mind as she strums her guitar to the beat of her crush Are they fantasising about having sex with him/her, when choking the chicken to death or quietly strumming on her guitar strings? If a married man/married woman, looks at a woman/man, to lust after her/him has already committed adultery with her/him in his/her heart If a man/woman, looks at a woman/man not having a relationship with, to lust after her/him has already committed fornication with her/him in his/her heart Sarassin:The husband is an ignoramus Imagine, if after busting your nut, she wasnt on cloud nine beside you, all you just have to do is, simply "tickle the nose" I know so many husbands and boyfriends who will say, wow, wish I had that or could do that for my wife or girlfriend Sarassin:When in private or public, gawping at someone's else Mrs is not on Imagine massaging the one-eyed monk over a married woman's or someone else woman's picture Imagine someone strumming her guitar strings over a married man's picture or the picture of another woman's man |
felifeli: Seun: subcbouy: goldbim:The moderator or whoever pushed this to front page should have known that people are just as bad, as those fake news bloggers, and so will post anything to make front page Should have waited for the source to see the transcript or confirm via link to watch the video of him and the exact words used Not all these hearsay, made-up story or twisting what the man actually said just to give it undue interest |
Sarassin:You have developed a cult following The C in that cult word, can typify the Chancer, Crowd, Curious, Committed and Checker Most of your following, predominantly fall into the first three Cs so you should have stressed that choking your chicken whilst, for example, drooling at the picture of another that's not yours, is totally out of order |
NLmember:It is reality and a religious view NLmember:Abraham religions, especially Islam are legacies of a patriarchal society Sarassin:I think at the most of times, without being aware you are, you would be described as a religious person A religious person is one, who does pure and faultless thing(s) expected from him or her Sarassin:If God can sought the consent and love of a woman Who is man not to take cue from that NLmember:Women arent the weaker sex. Both sexes have their weaknesses and/or had their moment of weakness For real men, women actually, are the better sex |
Sarassin:kkins25, what if I told you, Sarassin, left out the part that says: You should understand that performing masturbatory act(s) in unsuitable or undesirable manner(s), done for unacceptable reason(s) or for perverted purpose(s) is inherently wrong Sarassin:That magic is "la petite mort" and not ecstasy God has a very good sense of humor, getting human beings practising with little death The magic, is that point during orgasms, where you experience momentarily loss of consciousness, to everything, in your surrounding. Orgasms is one of the greatest "magic" in the world Orgasms can take you to cloud nine and give you an experience of mystic self-transcendence. The type of ecstasy Sarassin mentioned, is that conscious subjective emotion you have, after you experienced orgasm Sarassin:I couldn't myself, have said it better than this way |
analize701:You guessed right and by God's grace, tomorrow it shall be, for this to be continued analize701:I pray you sleep peacefully I am so sorry for keeping a lady waiting but prioritizing good sleep is good self love Tired minds don't post well. Sleep, is when the spirit via the soul, replenishes a tired mind and body. Sleep first, post after and better I was in the mood to sleep, so listened to my body and succumbed to the embracing arms and allure of beauty sleep analize701:Trust you had a better night, sweet dreams, slept tight, and didnt let the bed bugs bite fair lady. |
analize701:I am still sitting in the car, making these one or two snap responses. Have to, as dont want the posts getting buried under other posters' submissions before I post my responses to them Leave banter and distractions, out of this thread for now. I'll soon step out of the car, go upstairs, and catch up on the last few pages. I read whilst out and about, some many faux pas posted by you, petra1 and one or two others, that rendered me face-palming and SMH |
Jesusgirl92:It will be premature for Jesus to condemn tithing in Matthew 23:23 and before the victory at Calvary Didn't you know, it will be wrong and out of order, for Jesus to condemn the Levitical tithing whilst the temple still stands and exist Though Jesus, then was living under the jurisdiction of the law it an eye-opener that Jesus, in Matt 23:23, was teachig new facts about tithe, in that tithe, isnt even part of any of the weightier matters of the law Trust me sister, if Jesus, for a casual visit, was to come back to earth here, now, momentarily, just for second, He will condem the tithing you practice. He will frown at ecclesiastical tithe, where christian gatherings, taxes its members tenth, 1/10, 10% and possibly 0.1 too, of their financial income He will ask: Do you know what the gospel means and is? Gospel means good news and it typifies FREEDOM, from any type or form of obligatory or imposed tithing. Jesusgirl92:https://gifyu.com/images/steadylaugh.gif I earlier said: "if you are an artisan, you don't pay tithe". then asked you: "Do you know the reason why?" I then qualified my question, when further I asked: "If you are an OT artisan, do you know why you aren't required to give or pay tithe?" If you had responded to any of them, you won't be asking this your question No offense sister, but it does sound like a rookie question. |
analize701:Forget the condom incidental distractions jaare Let's stay focus, this thread is serious, and potentially a life changing one because when you know the truth, you'll begin operating in top flight defying gravity using a superior and better principle |
Jesusgirl92:Another pit stop, almost indoors, just parking car downstairs. You're learning pretty fast my sister Yup, if you are an OT farmer and all, you give tithes but if you are an artisan, you don't pay tithe. Do you know the reason why? If you are an OT artisan, do you know why you aren't required to give or pay tithe? |
analize701:Had to park and quickly respond to this It's actually you and the something you are not seeing or deliberately and willingly refusing to see, and until you see it, you will understand why it is only the Jewish believers that letter was written to and not to the other believers living in Jerusalem at the time |
analize701:I actually was laughing at how you've personalised the "abeg gererahia" catchphrase You so often use it, its become the favourite to use among your wave off lines I have to quickly pop out for a few hours, so currently not in a position to respond to all those your mentions of me but trust me, I'll Arnold Schwarzenegger be back, to do robust justices to each one of them, later on today [img]https://s1/images/Muttley_Watch.gif[/img] I am on the road, watching each and/or all posts... Meanwhile, analize701 and petra1, please respond to the following: 1) How many times was tithe mentioned in Hebrews Chapter Seven? 2) Why was tithe, at all, mentioned in Hebrews Chapter Seven? 3) Was tithe the centre of interest, anywhere in the entire Hebrews' letter and/ or in the Hebrews Chapter Seven part of the letter? 4) You agree that the Epistle to the Hebrews, or Letter to the Hebrews, was written to the Jewish believers who lived in Jerusalem, don't you? 5) Why was the Epistle to the Hebrews, or Letter to the Hebrews written to these particular set and peculiar people living in Jerusalem? 6) What was the author trying to achieve, with writing to these particular and peculiar people, in detail and at a persuasive long length? 7) Is tithe or tithing mentioned at all, in of any of the 13 epistles or letters, written by Paul, to believers living in other towns and/or cities? |
analize701:https://gifyu.com/images/steadylaugh.gif at abeg gererahia mayne |
paxonel:Classic benefit of having an "iron sharpens iron, so one person sharpens another" healthy dialogue and "I-learn-from-you-you-learn-from-me" conversation |
paxonel:11We have much to say about this, but it is hard to make it clear to you because you no longer try to understand. 12In fact, though by this time you ought to be teachers, you need someone to teach you the elementary truths of God’s word all over again. You need milk, not solid food! 13Anyone who lives on milk, being still an infant, is not acquainted with the teaching about righteousness. 14But solid food is for the mature, who by constant use have trained themselves to distinguish good from evil. - Hebrews 5:11-14 Some Jews were still paying or giving tithes to the Levites after the victory at Calvary merely because of the sake that the temple still existed What you mentioned is one of the other parts, of the why was tithe mentioned in Hebrews Chapter Seven It is going to be too long-winded going into details Most readers dont like long posts, as it turns into information overload for them |
analize701: paxonel:That right there, is part of the WHY analize701 wants to know for what reason or purpose was tithe mentioned in Hebrews Chapter Seven Tithe by providence and/or the Holy Spirit's shrewdness, was actually mentioned just and only six times in the Chapter Well its partly because, if not all or most, some clearly uninformed Hebrews, were ignorantly paying or giving tithes |
plainbibletruth: analize701:Poster wasnt trying to change your OP for you Poster is saying, you'll get the WHY, simply from knowing the WHAT, that's all Poster wasnt suggesting anything about daftness nor nothing about you not knowing what you want If it will help, to again, talk about the why, then so be it Earlier asked you to first, establish: 1) Who was Hebrews written? 2) Why was Hebrews written to these particular and peculiar people? 3) What was Paul trying to acheive with writing in detail and at a persuasive length? 4) Later on, had to ask you to take out your KJV Bible, open up Hebrews Chapter One. Look immediately above Chapter 1, and to please type in here, verbatim, all that is written above Chapter 1 immediately before the chapter narrative begins Now before, the why, how many times, was tithe, mentioned in Hebrews Chater 7? Please keep in mind the symbolic representation, meaning and/or significance of the number, after giving your answer Let's continue when you're ready, as the ball is now in your court to serve... |
paxonel: analize701: Goshen360:And he said unto them, Take heed, and beware of covetousness: for a man's life consisteth not in the abundance of the things which he possesseth. - Luke 12:15 My brother, the thing fit tire pesin ooo These everytime strong desire to possess something, especially like, claiming scriptures that's belongs to and is talking to another people It makes one, keep saying, if all that's written up there by our sister, isnt or wasnt covetousness, then dont know what to call it |
analize701:Why wasnt I surprised at this statement If that isnt covetousness, I dont know what to call it analize701, I had warned you that the standards are high and that's all because it is you, so please take note, and start be thinking on your feet Take out your KJV Bible, open up Hebrews Chapter One. Now look immediately above Chapter 1, can you please type in here, verbatim, all that is written above Chapter 1 immediately before its narrative begins? analize701:When it concerns you, you'll know Why are you exaggerating? So you think Acts 13:1 was happenstance, and that it decoratively just happened to be in the Bible? analize701:You've definitely changed your tune after finding out the answer to my question request above analize701:You don't understand? Ah, remember that famous: ''You need the spirit of God in you before you can fully understand and interpret His word'' cliche Well, most believers, already have the spirit of God in or on them (i.e. already have ''the Filling Of The Holy Spirit'') but the thing is, most havent grown out to fill into and fill up the spirit of God they have in or on Most need to ''beef up or bulk up'' to fill into the Spirit of God issued out https://s15.postimg.org/y7dmr8ejv/Oversize_Suits.jpg The spirit of God is like the shoes and clothes seen put on in the above picture For some of us, the shoes and clothes are limp, hanging or swinging loosely on us because we havent GROWN to fill and snug fit into the ''shoes'' and ''suit'' Due to this not bulking up and when the ''shoes'' and ''suit'' arent tight or close-fitting, there would be issues with mobility Progressing or moving from one truth or revelation to another, will be impeded by the hanging and loosely fitting ''shoes'' and ''suit'' spirit of God We shouldnt be a sieve, shouldnt be a porous basket, shouldnt be a punctured nylon bag to receiving, like water, the Holy Spirit Mind you, the indwelling (i.e. presence) of the Spirit happens at every believers' conversion, however the infilling of the Spirit (i.e. the pouring) happens continually, hence the need for growth, to beef or bulk up, in order to fill up, so to tightly fit into the poured out Holy Spirit Create in me a clean heart, O God; and renew a right spirit within me. - Psalm 51:10 analize701:OK, I'll reiterate. Do you know what the gospel means and is? Gospel means good news and it typifies FREEDOM, from any type or form of ecclesiastical taxed, obligatory or imposed tithing analize701:Let's step back, is it possible to pay, without giving? Tithing, whether voluntary, taxed, mandantory or obligatory are all giving however, not all giving, is tithe Do you know why? It is because giving, can be in various or other percentages, apart from 10% (i.e. a tenth or tithe) analize701:I've long realised your attention span to long posts is very short This explains why you're unable to make the connection off my initial and detailed post |
analize701:[img]https://s1/images/Muttley_Beckon.gif[/img] analize701:All have been there, done it, bought and got the T-shirt All, have previously worn the taxed, mandatory or obligatory give tithe T-shirt out |
analize701:Prove me wrong then analize701:That is exactly what I am doing, That is exactly what I intend to do That is exactly what I will be doing analize701:I will accept what and all you say but you can bet your bottom dollar that I will examine or inspect closely and thoroughly every word of them I earlier remarked: "It is about recognition, considerable or worthwhile repute" I know you scratched your head over that statement |
analize701: analize701:OK, then we have to first, establish who was Hebrews written? Why was Hebrews written to these particular and peculiar people? What was Paul trying to acheive with writing in detail and at a persuasive length? analize701:The Holy Spirit pours into the capacity put out for it to pour into analize701:I was just saying, those that know, know that Hebrews 7 has been thrashed and thoroughly fleshed out numerous times here as in the course of the countless tithe healthy dialogues and conversations, Hebrews 7 has always cropped up Posters over the years, have talked over thoroughly, this tithe topic, of which views or arguments put forward concerning taxed, obligatory or imposition tithe no longer holds water All in order to reach all, so all reach a good decision and/or better understanding of giving analize701:Very good question. It is about recognition, considerable or worthwhile repute You're so doggedly stuck in your ways, I am not sure you're ready for this or prepared to face truth |
petra1:ROTBL, unfortunately, it does mean, he tithed only once petra1:Nope, Jacob did take up arms to fight battles or war so Jacob had no reason to carry out the custom tithe, that his grandfather Abraham did petra1:9And so to speak, Levi, who collects the tenth, paid the tenth through Abraham. 10For when Melchizedek met Abraham, Levi was still in the loin of his ancestor.… - Hebrews 7-9-10 If you in tune with Hebrews 7-9-10 properly, the penny will drop concerning Genesis 28:21-22 that just as Levi could give tithe whilst in Abraham's loin so will the Israelites, whilst in Jacob's loins, will 430 years plus later, be taking up arms to fight to win the Promise land and later on be giving tithes, hence Jacob isnt personally giving tithe but is giving tithe as a nation petra1:Let's please tread softly ooo Petra1, please is its only God that asks for the 10th |
petra1: analize701:What parts are you thanking Petra1 to Are you saying you concur to his entire post? analize701:I love Berean x-ray examinations analize701:The correct question to ask is: What was the Holy Spirit trying to tell the Hebrews (i.e. the Jews, aka the Israelites, King Agrippa etcetera) there analize701:My sister, the ground is full, with what posters over the years on this forum, have talked about Hebrews 7 Tithe was not, and is not, the priority of Hebrews 7 |
OkaiCorne:The Synod of Macon is where and when the deliberations on taxing "Christians" 10% of their financial income, took place. There was an earlier Synod, years before the Macon one but I can't from top of my head remember it's name. |
OkaiCorne:List the ones you know and the scriptural references and the ones you want dont know and want the scriptural references OkaiCorne:No, it isn't. Have you ever heard about the synod of Macon? |
analize701:The only tithes to God are: 1) the Levitical tithe aka Mosaic Law tithe, which are given to the priest (e.g. Levite) and 2) the Abraham type of tithe, given to a priest cum king (i.e. Melchizedek) - see #3 below Other tithes in a secular world context (i.e. tenth, 1/10, 10% and possibly 0.1) are given 1) at pagan temples to priest(s) (note extra biblical references will be provided upon request, same with #3 below) 2) Upon the king's demand's (note bible references will be provided upon request) 3) to local ruler cum priest worthy of the consideration, after taking up arms, go to fight and winning battle fight(s) or war 1) There is obligatory tithe imposed by the Mosaic law (i.e. the Levitical tithe also known as the Mosaic Law tithe) 2) There is obligatory tithe imposed by the christian gatherings law (i.e. ecclesiastical tithe, where christian gatherings, taxes its members tenth, 1/10, 10% and possibly 0.1 too, of their financial income) 3) There is obligatory tithe imposed by custom law (i.e. Abraham's tithing was done, due to the social setting of that time) 4) There is obligatory tithe imposed by monarchy law (i.e. tenth of seed and of vineyards, given to the king's officials and servants) Now, there is another, which is voluntary tithe, The nuance in this sort of tithe or tithing, is that it isn't imposed by the Mosaic law, not by christian gatherings law or by any custom law It so happens or occurs, when FREELY, one DECIDES to GIVE, a tenth of one's financial standing, as a form of contribution or donation toward's Kingdom purposes, aid or means In fact, it's tithing subtle difference, is that it is NOT obligatory or imposed Bible writers and God use the terms, tenth and tithe interchangeably So if I voluntarily give 10%, a tenth or 10 out 100 of my money contribution or donation toward's Kingdom purposes, aid or means, I technically have given a tithe, Considering that it is not a taxed, obligatory or imposition tithe, then I am free, to go ahead giving it All tithes or tithings, are a form of giving but NOT all giving are a tenth, tithe or tithing because the giving could more or less than a tenth, tithe or tithing The Bible's message today, is about a revolutionary way of giving, where believers are instructed or urged as in 2 Corinthians 9:7 above Giving could be 50% today, as in 50% equals half of your money Giving could be 10% next month, as in 10% equals a tithe, tenth, or 10 out 100 of your money (i.e. voluntary tithe, voluntarily giving 10%) Giving could be 100% following month, as in 100%, equals all of your money Giving could be 0% following month after, as in 0%, equals zero goes out of your money Could decide to give 1% month following after, as in 1%, equals 1 out 100 of your money The giving cycle is not fixed, it might repeat or not repeat itself How much you give, changes according to the ammount or percentage, you willingly decide to give It is the freedom, to give whatever you're comfortable with cheerfully This sort of giving regardless of the percentages is desirable but not obligatory Without stipulating amounts to give, you're are being trusted to know, to do the 3 right things You must each decide in your heart how much to give. And don't give reluctantly or in response to pressure. (i.e. you shouldn't be sorry that you gave or feel forced to give) "For God loves a person who gives cheerfully." - 2 Corinthians 9:7 It is obligatory, taxed or imposed tithing that Christians cannot tithe It is imposed tithing, which is dead with the law and believers are not obligated to perform any form of imposed tithing Anyone giving imposed tithing is practising a religion, that God our Father doesnt accept as pure and faultless Correctively, the Bible teaches the "church" the revolutionary way of giving, where believers are instructed or urged in 2 Corinthians 9:7 above, to do 2 Corinthians 9:7, by the way actually, is a rehashed principle God HAS always endorsed, as evident in Exodus 25:2, Exodus 35:29, Deuteronomy 15:10 & 1 Chronicles 29:9 analize701: analize701:I am sorry to say, there is an awful lot of empty rhetoric written all over this post and I believe the reason is due to the low understanding of the meaning ""no one knew Melchizedek birth or death low understanding of why it was Melchizedek, Abraham opted to give the spoils of war tithe to low understanding of the customary law behind the tithe Abraham gave low understanding of the circumstances of how the Levi got given the office of the priesthood Lots of low understanding There you will bring your burnt offerings, your sacrifices, your tithes, your sacred offerings, your offerings to fulfill a vow, your voluntary offerings, and your offerings of the firstborn animals of your herds and flocks. - Deuteronomy 12:6 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings. - Malachi 3:8 Of course, tithing is not offering, if it was, there wont be a distinction btween them, in Deuteronomy 12:6 and Malachi 3:8 Tithing, especially taxed, mandatory or obligatory tithe, DOES NOT give you security against satan Even voluntary tithing doesnt do that Placing yourselves under God's authority and resisting the satan, is the security against and/or for satan running away from you And the land which I gave Abraham and Isaac, to thee I will give it, and to thy seed after thee will I give the land. - Genesis 35:12 And the LORD said unto him, This is the land which I sware unto Abraham, unto Isaac, and unto Jacob, saying, I will give it unto thy seed: I have caused thee to see it with thine eyes, but thou shalt not go over thither. - Deuteronomy 34:4 Jacob did not tithe Jacob did not tithe because it was going to be the Israelite that wasn't born yet who will do the tithing The seed from which the Israelites came was in Jacob's body It is this seed 430 years plus later who will take up arms, go to fight and winning battle fight(s) or war to have the land The format of how the tithe vow will be claimed by God took a different turn because of the Israelite's flagrant and offending golden calf misbehaviour It was under the present circumstances, that Jesus says to tithe, not after The Greek original word, "die", used in Matthew 23:23, means, it is necessary, that they tithe but when that necessity is over, that duty or responsibility for them to do it, is no longer required No principle of faith about tithing or to tithe was revealed through Abraham. Abraham, simply was following a custom practice that needed to be carried after successful win(s) of fighting a battle or war Jesus, in in Matthew 23:23, wasnt and didnt say give ecclesiastical tithe Ecclesiastical tithe, is where a christian gathering, taxes its members tenth, 1/10, 10% and possibly 0.1 too, of their financial income |
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