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Her body spray must be pretty strong.
Kidding o before I get a bullet to my head.

But for real, how does displaying bad character help one become a role model. I wonder what freak people when they meet the so called celebs. I met Rita Dominique at ICM, I just admiring her beauty, and just smiled at her, no big fuss about it

This was how that lady tried to record and mock Success but it turned out to be a big big blessing for little Success. Now the lady started looking for compensation, trying so hard to be regarded as a stepping stone for little Success.

That Rain Company giving free internet data for one year, chai! Na that offer sweet me pass

Blinkers:


My man is back like I thought he would!

Jesus! Bro, are you new here? You didn't have to quote the whole page just to comment or pass a message.

Angelfrost:
Sigh... Someone needs to either investigate or research how Lionel Messi takes these 25 to 30 yard free kicks... This has gone beyond ridiculous.

Utterly speechless!!! Messi is far removed from every other footballer. What the fvck!!!

Bro, I think he scored 3 penalty kicks yesterday. He has turned free kicks to his just-like-every-other-day thing. No big deal. I don't know about Pele, Maradona and other legends but Legends like Messi are born once in a thousand years.

I have heard many rumours about Messi having like an edge over coaches when it comes to making decisions. He however denied it and said he only gave his opinion as a captain nothing more. I love Messi but when two or more people have said something similar to this kind of issue, I suspect truly, Messi may just be masking himself as a humble person just like Mo'Salah

Timsilver:
Man, I dey find you. You have not replied my gmail. Send me your contact let's talk.

Sorry, bro. I thought I had replied you already or you sent me another message? I don't get how this thing email thingy works on Nairaland

Mine was 10k when I was undergoing my IT in a private IT company back then in school. In fact the man said he wasn't gonna pay me and I gladly accepted because I just wanted to further my learning in web development but after a week i had almost exhausted the money my parents gave me on transport. I had to go back and reason with the man. Luckily for me, I later met a neighbour who works(in a bank) close to the company, so I always 'hitched' a ride when he's leaves for work.

Another was when I just learnt how to print and customize t-shirts and jerseys, my first client paid me just 1k to help customise his jersey. Yeah, I was desperate and I wanted to sell my service to the public and it helped me quite well. I started getting printing job contracts. Quite stressful but the pay is worth it. I have kinda put furthering my web development plans on hold for now

Why are people calling out Tacha unnecessarily. The battle was between the remaining 5 house mates, after Tacha was disqualified. Seyi and Frodd were the only folks to present quality contents during their presentation, unfortunately, there had to be only one winner, and truly Seyi deserved it.

PS: I am not defending Tacha, just wanna let you people understand what happened

I still don't get why some people follow this man. This man is clearly a case study for Antichrist. I watched a video of him saying some funny words and making a hand sign of an infamous fraternity in Nigeria saying something about charging your phone in sambisa and some other gibberish. Truly, the end is nigh

Jesus mehn! I gotta hand it to you OP, you killed it. Good real life experience with lots of humour embedded. I just can't stop laughing . I literally rolled on the floor with laughter. You are a gifted writer with a lovely way of putting words together.

Sincerely, you made my day with this. I can't believe something finally made me laugh after a disappointing and anger-filled day. Keep it up, mate

She planned it perfectly so I can catch her kissing another guy. It hurt like mad, but I just ignored the scene and left. Funny how things changed before the end of the day.....she ended up being the depressed one

I have never been in love with a girl who doesn't love me me back. I don't just start loving a girl for no reason, I can't fall in love with you if you haven't told me you love me first. What most of you are experiencing is just infatuation.
The first girl's heart I broke when she professed her love to me was hell. I had to date her because I just came out of a toxic relationship and I needed to get back at my ex and same time clear my head with another woman but I never knew what I was doing to her was going to be more than damaging. After about 2 months of dating I had to finally call it off because she only turned me on, nothing else. I don't think about her, I don't even call unless she calls or sends me a love text. I didn't want it to look like I used her, I just had to tell her I needed to focus on myself and school.
She cried and begged but I couldn't bring myself to tell her I just wasn't in love with her. She finally gave up and started hating me from that day. I tried to remain friends with her but she declined and said it's all in, or nothing.

After that experience, any girl who falls for me with out me reciprocating, I just tell you before you start deceiving yourself. If you just wanna be friends and get down when ever let's go!
I don't like using people for my selfish gains or all in the name of being smart

Nyanda Thourborne my crush back then......now I am all grown. Fvck it, I still have a big massive and gigantic crush on you.
I remember you guys with your amazing dance like gypsies back when Brick&Lace were the bomb from your hit songs like Never Never, Repent, Love is wicked and that one you did with Akon with many more. I used to literally pause the DVD and drool over her beauty and banging body

My dream as a kid was to become a petrochemical engineer because the title sounded sweet to te ear. I grew up a terrible student in chemistry, I thought it was because of my teacher who disliked me for no just reason. I took a year to study Comprehensive chemistry but achieved nothing. I had to tell myself the truth.

I discovered I paid attention to colours and art details, I sketched at my free time and said to myself I wanted to become an Artist but my parents were having none of that and I agreed because the title 'Artist' wasn't 'sweet' enough.
Long story short, I discovered I loved being on the internet and wanted to know how it works, so I started doing some research on Websites and decided to study Computer science, and I am happy I graduated with my degree in the bag. Now I am a graphic designer, artist(Shirt printing), mini-importer and a Web designer/developer.
Nothing is as sweet as doing what you love and getting paid for it, no matter how little.
I am not done till I further my degree outside the shores of Africa and leave this country for good. I am tired of praying for this country. God has probably abandoned Nigeria

uuzba:
The cheap girl will forever call him a loser.
Girls/women can remember nonsense about you.

Best to never display any idiot behaviour in the first place.

The guy should have been the BIGGER man, and just allowed the other guy withdraw.

I never fight for any position at the ATM. No matter how much you withdraw from that machine, it can never reduce my money in my account.

Bro, it is not about winning here. Defending her is a big step she'll never forget.

I took a big risk challenging a cultist back then in school because he threatened to hit my course mate that I was with, because he felt she was 'disrepecting' him. After that day, she started seeing me from a different angle.....total respect earned

The girls surrounding her don't look or seem decent. I don't wanna rubbish any body but from their looks you could tell they are not just models....
Anything Pageant or Abuja-based smells totally Alex. Men, this guy dey waka o. How did you even have time to get your wife pregnant

Come to Aba and you'll see worse. I visited Aba few months ago, went for early morning work out, I always fell into a drainage hole. I wanted to create a topic about this same thing. Too bad my memory card got corrupt after I left Aba.
Ikpeazu is the worst governor in SE

My guts never fail me. When ever I start sensing change in her negatively, I try to understand what went wrong, so as to make things work but if she isn't making efforts, wanting me to carry her case like a bag of rice while she holds mine like a pinch of salt. I just take the back door out without notification. Let her keep dating herself, or let her keep thinking she's in control of the room without realising she's all alone.

When it comes to relationships, I can like you 100% with my head, and hate you 100% in a snap. After my first heartbreak back in high school. Man don lock up ever since

This kid with his gibberish lyrics. Listened to Corny, Iron Man and Dumebi after some Nairaland folks hyped the song, I downloaded them all at once. Dude was just saying confusing words one can never understand . I give Don Jazzy thumbs up on how to run the music market that majority of Nigerians so love and appreciate(rubbish music I mean).

I gave Chelsea straight win but still happy my United won las las. Nothing lost, nothing gained sha.

NP: Burna Boy ft Zlatan Ibile- Killin' em

Not a hater but I recently listened to "Dumebi" and "Corny" tracks, I couldn't make out what he was trying to say. This boy is over over-hyped, I have to be honest. Let's just say his fine boy face is his selling point

babadey:
You can order it from their official website. That easy bro!

We're in 2019!

I know I can bro, but I'd rather buy "Made in Nigeria" to grow Nigeria You know woamin?

I have searched every where for this Fiorentina jersey to no avail. I so love that purple feeling. Abeg who sells even the Aba of the Aba version?

I had to keep refreshing Flashcore to be sure it's same Man Utd that scored more than one goal. Oh! How the mighty hath fallen

AryaSand:
Ohhh that reminds me. I still have my parents wedding presents. Soooooooooo many Glass cups aka Tumbler. Plate set. Spoons.

Had to take them home. Still use them to serve guests,family and friends though. Remember those "555" stainless collection and the "Daddy's plate collection for rice, stew and meat/chicken"?

My mom's favourite cooking pot with this lovely aluminium spoon that has been around for more than 32 years now. She said it was part of the wedding gifts. Even after my dad bought Pressure pots and other Tower cooking pots, she still held that one dear. That's her pot for boiling meat, beef, chicken, fish and the likes.

Then the wall clock my dad bought before he married my mom. It is quite old-school, so they decided to put it in their room.

My dad's record collection- his collection of Sir Victor Uwaifo, Osadebe, Yvonne Chakachaka and those guys that sang "Sweet Mother" and many more
Memories#

Isn't that the famous music twins, "Mamuzee". Why is the dude wiping his face with hanky? Power outage?
But this Alex dude can so hype himself. Good one, guvnor.

Wait a minute, I thought Alex's wife is a tall, light skinned model. Who's that lady that was in that his wedding photo and who's that woman in black holding the child?
Alex, come here fess

I am just staring at his kicks. The footwear make sense sha. How I wish sey I dey Instagram or Twitter, I for like make him dash me

Odianose13:
Manchester United players have made a star out of Krul.

Either Krul is so good a goalkeeper or Man U has no one good enough to take a penalty.

Tim Krul is a very good stopper when it comes to penalty. 2014 World Cup, just before a penalty shoot out(Netherlands against Costa Rica), he was introduced just for the sole purpose of the penalty shoot out. I think he saved about 2 or 3 spot kicks

Innobee99:
Same way I played this one

Bro, I am 100% sure that it's a dude at the other end. That "you don't worth me" is their normal line, to make you feel bad and think you are losing a golden opportunity.

Back then during 2go days, a lot of guys using fake account used this same format.
I kept giving one false hope and posting him till he came out clean and told me he's just hustling oo. We just laughed over it