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chukxie:
If ( used in the subjunctive mood) a primary six pupil wrote this, such a child would have been flogged let alone ( not to mention ) an adult that blogs.

Note: In subjunctive mood, the main verbs take the past tense form.

PS: Above is how I would've written it.

Lol. I'm sure you clearly understand what my initial post was all about. There is a great difference between a terrible write-up and errors being found in a write-up. The OP blogs and it is a normal thing to get his write-ups checked by someone else. Would that be a crime? If we are to subject everyone's statement to a very thorough scrutiny, we will definitely see a couple of errors. Seeing errors in a write-up is so different from having a calamitous write-up. You may want to go back and read again.

PS: I do not need to be checking what I write so much because I'm not writing officially and I'm not blogging. However, for someone who is into blogging, some little checks here and there wouldn't be a bad idea. As for your corrections, thank you.

omoelerin1:
Keep shut jor. Your intention was to deride him because of the useless likes you would get.

Now that you too have been humiliated, this rubbish you're saying is just damage control.

What useless likes are you talking about. Humiliation? Permit me to laugh. So, because someone told me it is "talk more" instead of "talkless", that translates to humiliation in your head? You think everyone here is a kid like you. Didn't even think it would be moved to the front page. It was a barren thread when I commented.

haconjy:
Why are you after the errors instead of messages its carried. Bros this in Nigeria; so far u can communicate, then let go the errors....

Honestly, I'm not after the errors but just want him to get better. The write-up would have been far better if someone had gone through it as well. As you can see, someone corrected me too and I'm not impervious to learning like the OP. We're all here to learn. I'm pained because the topic seems very interesting.

symbianDON:
it's talk more not talkless.

Lol. Thanks. That's why one needs someone to always proof read. You know we are used to saying "talkless of" instead of talk more and all. This does not change the fact that the write-up wasn't properly checked. What I read was terrible.

Olusharp:
Bro I admit my errors but can you show me one thing you have ever written in your life?

Is this how you admit your errors? There is no short cut to success my dear. It takes efforts.

fucktoto:
and how would you explain virgins with flabby boobs?

ubunja meerakool?

What percentage of virgins have sagged boobs . How many have you seen? Moreover, being a virgin doesn't mean it may not have been manhandled. This is not to necassirly imply that manhandling causes flat boob's but please, always back up claims with evidences.

CAPSLOCKED:

HAD TO QUARREL WITH ONE GIRL BACK IN THE DAY, EVERYDAY.. BECAUSE OF THAT ISSUE. ME THAT WAS THE ENGINEER IN CHARGE WAS TELLING HER SOMETHING BUT SHE KEPT ON ARGUING.. IT WENT ON LIKE THAT FOR 2 FULL YEARS UNTIL SHE DECIDED TO SHARE THE ORDEAL WITH HER FRIENDS WHO ADVISED THAT SHE LOOK FOR MEDICAL HELP ASAP CUS I WAS RIGHT. HOW THEY GOT TO KNOW WAS THAT IN ALL THAT TIME SHE KEPT TELLING THEM I TROUBLED HER, I GET ANGRY OVER EVERY LITTLE THING, CALL HER NAMES AND EVEN DENY HER THE D, AS HEADLESS AS THEY WERE THEY JOINED TO CRUCIFY ME.. UNTIL ONE DAY, BY MISTAKE, THEY ASKED FOR THE WHOLE DETAILS OF THE ISSUES BETWEEN US, AND IT WAS JUST ONE THING.. THAT "I ACCUSE HER OF A CERTAIN SMELL ".
ACCORDING TO HER, THEY ASKED SERIES OF QUESTIONS AND SHE HAD ALL THE SYMPTOMS. LATER CAME TO APPRECIATE HOW I'VE MADE HER BETTER AND SHIIT... BUT BEFORE THAT WE HAD TO QUARREL FOR ALMOST 2 YEARS BECAUSE OF ONE THING. I REMEMBER HOW I FAKED SICKNESS FOR MANY MONTHS BECAUSE I DIDN'T WANNA GIVE UP THE D. COULDN'T LEAVE CUS GIRL WAS NICE AND SWEET BUT..THE SMELL COULD CAUSE CANCER OF THE LUNGS.
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*Faints.





Chai! A suitable title would be The trials of a field Engineer. Case study: Engineer Capslocked

On a more serious note, we should be opened to criticisms and try to listen and get better. I have learnt how to swallow hard truths. I love blunt friends that can call a spade a spade. It may hurt but better to be killed at home than killed outside .

Thank God she later made efforts. Your D even tried not to go limp for months after the encounter. Weldone and thanks for your contribution to that kind of ministry. However, we will be waiting for further contributions in other areas that are of paramount interest to the nation ..... Areas like technology

Flowers95:
ubingo is a sociopath. Very delusional, out of reality young man. Life will surely hit him, everything he despises will be the outcome of what he receives. mark my words.

Does the fellow you quote seem alright to you? Is he conversating like a sensible fellow? Talk about double standards. You, my dear, is a dodo eater.

judgedredd22:
you are actually daft and stupid, that is why all of you on this thread so far don't understand english / marital law terms...
being separated is quite different from being divorced (termination of marriage contract). She made the fan to look stupid because she is not divorced but living separately from her husband (whom she is still married to) hence her response.

gain some sense and education - like the dumb fan who obviously can't mind his business!

You're the daft fellow here sir. Being separated without proper divorce is even worse than being divorced. Being separated without proper divorce shows great irresponsibility. She wants the marriage league but cannot keep one abi? Very irresponsible lady, she is one of the most mannerless females I have ever seen. When the young man married her in the first place, I thought he was under a spell. Thank God he finally came to his senses. Stay there and be defending a prostitute cum drug addict. You will even make a worse lawyer than the first fellow I quoted.

CAPSLOCKED:
WOMEN ARGUE TOO MUCH.. GETTING THE SUN TO FIT IN YOUR POCKETS IS MUCH EASIER THAN GETTING A WOMAN TO ACCEPT THAT SHE'S WRONG.

Nairaland has evolved past this and we should be ready to learn from one another. There are some things that only guys can give you a vivid description with respect to ladies. Rather than getting educated, they are busy arguing blindly. Such a shame! Take for instance the virginal oozing epidermic in which most of them never knew they smell horribly down there until guys started a sort of campaign to get them notified and educated.

The OP's biased view was brought to the fore when she slightly insulted guys in her write-up. A supposed educative thread had the battle of sexes as an undertone. Anyway, dog wey go lost, no dey hear the whistle of the hunter.

Mimzyy:
Flawed, if a guy has a micro pen!$ then there's no way the girl isn't going to notice except she chooses not to voice out her observation in order not to deflate the guy's over boosted ego. Forget bout how decent or not a lady is, if a pen!$ is a micro size then satisfaction derivation is gonna be minimal or absent completely.

micro? Do you know what micro is? I doubt if more than 3% of Nigerian men have such thing as a micro penis. Moreover, don't let us change the narrative. For those with a micro penis, there is nothing to be ashamed of and there is no ego to be deflated. They met it like that and no need to be ashamed. Telling someone he has a micro penis makes no sense. It makes no sense not because of the ego thing but because that's not within his capacity. Same thing goes for ladies with no booty, no breast, nothing. That's what nature gave to them. This does not also mean that people aren't entitled to their preferences. I may like well rounded ladies for example but it will be senseless of me to mock less endowed ones or point it out to them. However, the same cannot be said of slacked viginals. Nature does not give anyone a slacked virginal. Lifestyle basically does even though other factors can come into play.

Mimzyy:
There is nothing like special elasticity. The muscles relax during childbirth and this is caused by hormones, oxytocin majorly.

Oxytocin is also responsible for contractions and shrinking of the vagina walls back to it's normal size before delivery.

So, what's the difference between this and what I said with respect to hormonal changes? During pregnancy, won't the production of such hormone be heightened? Do you have the same oxytocin level right now as a woman that's about to give birth ? If you relax your muscles now, will you have the same kind of elasticity like a pregnant woman? I can't believe you do not understand this very basic, simple explanation.

Mimzyy:
A baby's head is naturally meant to come out of the vagina and not inserted back into the vagina, that's dumb for anyone to even think of.

When you know it is dumb, why did you compare it to the penis? Does the penis come from the inside or from the outside. It is dumb to make the comparison in the first place since they go on opposite sides. Moreover, by my analogy, I meant that you should try something as big as a baby's head and not necessarily a baby's head. Incase you do not still understand, what it means is that in the absence of the necessary hormonal changes, a virginal won't take anything like you assumed.

Shroud:
ever wonder how a girl will come to the notion that a dick is small?

Cos they have been penetrated severally and can compare. Most descent girls don't even know what it means that a type of penis is too small or too big.

HardMirror:
My comment is not about my sexual life. It is not about single mothers. I am stating facts with evidence. Pussy is affected by sexual activity and childbirth. That is all I am saying.

I wonder why these lots are banking on hearsay rather than from experience. That's the problem with Nigeria. Too much theory and no practical. Leave them alone.

I watch Dr. Shevi's video alot on YouTube. He is the no 1 open heart surgeon in the world. He has done more than 15,000 open heart surgeries in his hospital in India and he once said that, if you give him medical exams and theory etc, he may fail but you bring a heart in front of him and watch him do wonders with his hands. He was castigating medical schools for too much of theory and exam passing rather than too much of practicals. Rather than these ones asking you what your experience is or to shed more lights from a guy's perspective, they are busy arguing.

Mimzyy:
Your sexual life is not anybody's business jare.

Again, the post is not bout single mothers.

Nobody's playing on anyone's intelligence, multiple childbirths can cause the vagina walls to slacken but this is not even applicable to all women.

Genetics play a major role in this too, while some vaginas will loose their elasticity after childbirth, some don't and this has nothing to do with the size of the baby at birth.

Why didn't you make proper research before making funny assumptions that if the vaginal can take a baby's head, it cannot be slackened by a penis?? Read medical journals and stop spewing hearsay. If you had made researches, you would have discovered that alot of hormonal changes occur during childbirth and there is a special elasticity that comes to the vaginal during such. Why don't you try and stuff the head of a baby there right now and see if it will take it well?

HardMirror:
Maybe they think we are fooolz

Meanwhile, you know that that's just for the partners o not the number of times being penetrated. Most of the counts are one night stands and brief sex .If you want to count the number of times being penetrated, you will get 500+.

Flowers95:
You can never know a woman’s body count unless she tells you. Why do you think so much ex prostitues get married? Women with promiscuous pasts lie to their future husbands, do you think they will know? I personally know women who have had sex with30+ men, who are married today. My dear, life is unexplainable.

30+ men? That is like the average. Most ladies cannot even say what their count is, you will be shocked to get a 100+ in most cases.

ADENIKETINA2015:
Her response was matured.
I feel know she didn't forget.
Who forgets her marital status?
She just made the fan look stupid(which he obviously is) by not trading words with him.
Haters forming Fan Oshisco
Nice one Toyin.

See weak defence. You will make a very bad lawyer. Why should she say what she was not in the first place? She didn't make the fan stupid, she swallowed her own stupidity as she was humbled by the fan. Call a spade a spade.

makydebbie:
She wouldn't be as tight as a virgin, but she won't slack there either. She'll still be reasonably tight.

Not reasonably tight in most cases. Just fairly tight.

Flowers95:
Things that’s widen the vagina

1. Birth
2. Age.

So yes, after giving birth it is possible for the vagina walls to loosen. However, it all depends on the body of the woman and other factors.

The moral of the story is that sex doesn’t loosen the vagina, no matter what.

It does. Very well. Although the virginal usually snap back after sex to its original form, the range at which it opens up can give a clue to the body count.

carinmom:
And this is a dangerous trend as more and more criminals will be hiding under Fulani herdsmen to perpetrate their crimes.

That's my point. Everything is now done by Fulani herdsmen.

@Mimzyy, you aren't the one going there and most guys can authoritavely tell you that there is a very good variation between body count and slackness of the vagina. The thing is women have different bodies. Someone may need to be penetrated by a big member say 50 times to achieve the same slackness as a lady that has been penetrated by big members say 80 times but the more the count, the slacker it becomes.

Talking about child birth, your argument is flawed again. Why don't you try putting a baby's head right now there and see if it will go in?? Special hormones are released during pregnancy and God has designed a special elasticity during pregnancy and nearing delivery. So, relating a baby's head going into the vagina with body count is a dead argument. Try to make researches before putting up posts.

makydebbie:
Nice one. Even a woman who has given birth to three children will have a tight vagina. Your joystick cannot slack a vagina.

Guys that thinks excess fond!ing of the boobs can make your boobs saggy are brain dead. Some boobs are naturally humble, while some are aggressive.

Your argument is very flawed. Women who have given birth do not have the same tightness as those that have not. Alot of married men complain how wide their women could be after birth and how they do not fill grips like before.

Olusharp:
For an average Nigerian and some citizens of some West African countries,

”there is nothing more satisfying like getting home on a hot afternoon to meet Garri (Cassava flakes), chill water, Sugar (may be) and some rolls of Kulikuli.”[url][/url]

Kulikuli is one favourite snack (though many don’t know it is a snack) in Nigeria and some West African countries.

Below are some West African countries where KuliKuli is popular, they include Nigeria, Northern Cameroon, Ghana and Benin.

The snacks come in different sizes and shapes.

With the amazing feature been it Cheapness which is why it is loved by most people leaving an average life.

And even those who are well to do.

Apart from been taken with Garri, Kulikuli can be taken with koko, fura, kamu; and is sometimes put in salad, although in a grounded form.

Another unique feature of Kulikuli is the ways it sounds in the mouth.

That action which ths teeth undergoes why grounding it is interesting.

It is available in virtually all markets in Nigeria.

Despite it origin been traced to Northern part of Nigeria, it had become one snack that is consumed by all and sundries.

However, many of us eat Kulikuli without understing some facts about it.

Below are some top facts about Kulikuli:

1. Kulikuli is made from peanuts or groundnut.

This means whenever you are eating Kulikuli, you are indirectly eating groundnut.

The groundnuts are grounded into paste known as Labu.

2. It is a major ingredients (when grounded) in the preparation of Kilishi and Suya.

3. It contains salt, spice and at times ground pepper.

4. It is fried with groundnut oil.

In most cases, the oil gotten from groundnut are used for frying.

An advise to sellers and makers of Kulikuli, this snack needs to be rebranded and packaged so that it can go beyond Africa.

https://thrillngr.com/2018/04/07/kulikuli-check-out-mindbowing-facts-about-the-popular-snack-found-in-west-africa/

This write-up is very terrible OP. Try and always make someone proof read your write-ups before publishing them. If a primary 6 pupils writes this, such child deserves being flogged talkless of an adult that blogs.

proeast:
Are you human at all? So Olu Falae and all those who have been kidnapped by the fool.ani herdsmen and later released when they paid ransom can't different fool.anis when they see one? Why are you so wicked and heartless to the point of supporting savage murderers??

I'm not in support of murderers and this Fulani eoidermic is becoming something else. However, we must be careful not to label anything and any crime as being perpetuated by Fulani herdsmen. That's my point.

carinmom:
So all of a sudden all criminal elements and kidnappers that have been terrorising the south since time immemorial have now repented and are no more into those crimes abi? They have now changed their identity to Fulani herdsmen.

It is well.

I wonder o. The son to the pastor is a terrible liar. When did herdmen begin to kidnap and ask for ransom? Do they even use phones? Do they speak English? Why dont he bring out the audio evidence so we can see how they negotiated. Every crime is now attributed to Fulani herdsmen. Smh

Populus:
I have a Toyota Camry 2001 (Drop Light). I was advised to change the shock absorbers when I noticed some funny noises each time the car bumped into a gallop. I changed the four shock absorbers in March 2017 and didn't really get value for money because the noise only reduced rather than disapear. I complained to my mechanic and that I wanted a new shock absorber and he told me a tokunbo is far better because the new ones don't last. Now I changed the shock absorbers again last month (October 2017) and it's even worse off! PLEASE I need to know:
1. Is a tokunbo shock absorber truly better than a new one? (Although I think a new one should be better)
2. Where in Festac Town can I get a good mechanic? (Not the flambouyant autoshops that know next to nothing speaking grammer in their air conditioned office.)
3. Where can I get very good shock absorbers? (New or Tokunbo) Note:The ones fitted in my car where bought from Ladipo Market!
4. What is the price range for these Shock absorbers?

GAZZUZZ, CarDoctor et al. Your Input will be highly appreciated.

Is it not a brand new shock absorber that turns to Tokunbo after use??

Ibunkun1:
But I Think He Lost To Conte Twice Last Season

No bro. He did not. Manchester United won the return leg by 2 : 0.