₦airaland Forum

kestolove95:
dat kpekus don dry na

Na so I think, but go XVideos go see, na old those old mama's de nack pass.
When e dry, na mobile SAE 5 20 synthetic engine go run am.

Nothing person no go see for nairaland.
Anyway, I prefer the kneeling for men and the bowing for the women in front of the men.
If you know you know.

kestolove95:
But him nd Dix him wife, dem still dey fvck?

E go surprise you.

Ever8090:
what is wrong with the prayer if I may ask...?

If eg your madam prays this kind of prayer, will you like it?
Will the children like it? Ie to loose both parents same day.
Be honest.

Mummy GO looking at him like this..

cassidy1996:
This guy don finish Nancy isime.....

Abeg, explain how.

Abeg buhari's boy, chop life, nothing do you.
One day Nigerians will have sense.

Salebo:
It's your late wretched peasant inconsequential father that was a scammer..

Hateful Dolt!

Are you defending folks that are billionaires, that sunk Nigerians deep in the pool of poverty?
Did his father not promise Nigerians alot but failed to deliver?
What is the defination of scam?

Abi oh, chopping life, while the "darling daddy" folks are busy grilling vulture meat, turkey and suya.
The family has been fully rehabilitated. Instead of him taking care of the inherited 30 cows, he is balling in London, not as a japa person doing care work, or working with the UK education, but a baller attending polo events.
Meanwhile, naija folks are wallowing poverty from his papa meeting pounds at 250 and him leaving it at 950, no be juju be that?

SwissMass:
He will still go to jail

For what?
Based on the above charge, 90% of the big men in naija will go to jail then. Abi which household does not own a single or double barrel Shotgun?

Chucks13:
It's not jut a joke or mere allegation. This attempt by the SE to destroy Lagos started all the way from Azikwe era go to book of history and quote me wrong they have been in this plan long ago but the Yorubas took it with levity.

Ojukwu came after agreeing with some SW to face the North suddenly Biafra army faced ondo state up to Ore in a bid to take Lagos pls go and verify from people from Ondo state and pls quote me wrong.

Kanu came he made so much radio announcement against the Yoruba and when Endsars was organised bro I was one of the staunch supporter of Endsar but the night before the protest a audio tape came to our possession where Kanu ordered the youths from SE to head to Lagos and burn it down and they attempted infact did it.

This useless Obi came after living all his life in lagos yet have no single Youba friend with his status, his fuc-king party again decided to field a governorship candidate that speak igbo but can't even say a setence in Yoruba pls in entire Labour party shit in lagos so their are non Yoruba speaking member that only that bitch called Vipour or whatever the only one to contest?

The Occultic obi fraudulently won Lagos in general elction with 10k votes the next we saw was igbos started flying Biafra flag in Lagos pls is it Labour that won or Biafra that won the election, is their no Yoruba among those that voted for LP shit Did Hausa in Osun flashed Arewa flag because Atiku won in Osun?

Then the next we heard is "oh we have captured Lagos Ibadan next then "oh Lagos is no man's land", "we owned Lagos, we built Lagos" shit.

I will say it again Yoruba wake up bring Igboho back home, Gani is a sell out bring Igboho back....

Anyway, sha take it easy. Ekpa is the enemy of people of south east origin and enemy of state for Nigeria. He is killing and maiming them, destroying their lives.
All you have said is your opinion of which you are entitled to. But we need to be careful not to create mayhem. When wahala starts, some folks have plan B. They have foreign passports, visas, houses abroad and most importantly money to japa. Even Igboho had a house to run to in Benin Republic. He is also known to have German residency or citizenship, and even owns property there.
During endsars riots, you saw how many flew their families out on private jets etc. We saw how US, UK, turkey and lost if other countries flew out their citizens during covid.
Some of us might be able to run, most might not.
Better we keep our heads level headed and stop being provoked easily.

What the hell is going on for goodness sake?
Those boys in that community must have been gand raping for a while and faced no challenge, hence impunity has set in.
That is why it is not proper to let crimes go unpunished.
I hope the government and police will handle this properly and make an example out of those boys.
I trust lasg on such issues.

May Almighty protect her and return her safe to her family.
In this situation, her call history will be quite useful.

Chucks13:
Yoruba people I repeat bring Sunday Igboho back this is the time you need him most these ingrate invaders won't listen untill you show them wotowoto dem no go neva forget.

What concerns or connect Lagos with sit-at-home if not an effontry? Yoruba people put Christainity aside this is the time to face reality revive Agbekoya and traditionally re-equip them, revive OPC and give unlimited authority to Amotekun then cap it all by returning Sunday Igboho home then constantly do Oro festival and Isese festival and the Muslims in SW should brace up since they are not ready to let your region rest then it is time to protect your region with every power God gave to you.

I said it here long ago ipob hold meeting in Lagos, Benni and Abuja and that evil Bitter Obi is aware. I'm not a Yoruba guy but was proudly born in SW and grew up in the North make it easy for me to secretly enter anyone or anywhere because I speak Yoruba fluently, I speak igbo fluently, I speak Hausa like no man business even understand Fufude to some extend.

Yoruba wake up defend your land, no Yoruba land share border with East to give Ekpa such audacity. This is no time to play nice guy anymore because a particular region want a total showdown then let veryone be ready and prepare.

This bullying of the Yoruba is very annoying pls enough is enough. Is there no igbo in Kaduna and Kano dem born Ekpa to dare even say sit-at-home in Kano? Wallahi heads go roll within hour I swear to Jah.

My honest advise

You better hold your emotions, handle it as not as a juvenile but an adult.
The fact ekpa made such statement, does it mean he speaks for the prople of the south east? A man terrorizing the easterners, killing them and destroying their lives and businesses?
The alleged statement from ekpa was meant to provoke sentiments in "simple" minded folks, and unfortunately, it is having an effect on you and few other.

I am sure people of the south east will be greatful if gani can use his mystical or physical powers to take out that Ekpa terrorist since government with all it's available instruments cannot liquidate him.
I think igbo organisations should place a million dollar international bounty on the head of ekpa. The destruction he is bringing to SW is worth trillions!

Saintsis:
Some people are just incredibly careless about hygiene. Imagine entering a bus in the morning when everyone is still supposed to be fresh, and the whole place is oozing of armpit odour

My bloda, sometime last month, I entered 3 buses and a bike going and 3 comming back from ilupeju to Berger, Apapa. It was traumatic, aside, the aboki bikeman that rode as if demons were after him, the "ampitizer", the thick aroma was the next deadly threat I faced.

I will use inside the 2k inside to fill the tank of my v6 and madams v8 suvs, use 2k to pay school fees, 2k to pay dstv and balance 2k to stock the freezer with cassava garri, ewa, beans and dodooo.. for the month.
Thank your "Darling" (in mannabbq croaky voice) Mr Pressent for your generosity.

alhajiabdulbuha:
Thunder fire Tinubu fire his 8k. For me my wife and 7 kids 8k?

True true, you get 7 kids?
How you de manage?

BigBlackPreek:
He destroyed the economy and left many households in
throes of pain, agony and untold hardship


He should be jailed and the keys thrown into the deep blue
sea

Jailed based on what naa? All those you stated above might be true, but they are mere allegations until the court finds him guilty and jails him.
The security agency has held him for about a month, and the only charges they can bring against him is a pitiable pump action gun charge with having cartrages. I assure you that most people have such weapons in their homes as they were legal until about 3-5 years ago when the then Fulani IG suspended renewal or issuance of gun license. Lots of people therefore have their guns without the ability to renew license.
So to charge a whole Emefiele on gun charges shows that is the only thing they could hold him with.
They should jejely just free him. Ie if he does not sue the agency and collect billions from them.
EFCC or police should have handled the case.

Adefemimoraks:
There's this credit report on carbon app
It is showing there

Thats true oh. When I used carbon few years ago, they had about 3 credit rating agencies on the app.

Naija don cast. It is now to find a way to get a second passport.
Go to YouTube and watch "blackman de traveller". A black British travel blogger. When he exited Pakistan airport, the bitter complain he made was how he was treated by immigration and airport officials based on them assuming him being a Nigerian. Pakistan of all places. He had to explain to them he is British.

seborrhic:
I don't even understand the story.
So this journalist wants us to believe that within a space of less than a year this guy got Tanzania and Dubai citizenship?
How possible is this for just 10months or less when he wasn't even residing permanently in any of these countries.

Oga, if you have money, you can get citizenship of almost any country.
You can get passport of eg saint kits, Barbados etc within few months for you and your dependants. Passport that is visa free to UK, EU, japan and most countries. You so not have to even step in st kits and Nevis. The Pali will be delivered to you here in naija.

Guyman guy guyman.
This seems to be a ponsi scheme that would have crashed any which way with people loosing money.
It always ends up in tears.

sacajawea:
It's not possible, simple!
Don't exaggerate, Don't tell lies. No matter how rich or connected he is, he cannot join via DSSC or SSC and be a MAJOR! just not possible
2nd Lieutenant, Lieutenant? Yes...
No matter how powerful in the elite he is connected to, absolutely no Way

Of what benefit is it to me to tell you or anyone lies? Will you give me money? Will it make my blokos bigger or make me nack 10 rounds?
Read my post again, I said that fellow harassing the couple might even be a fake soldier, which then made me use the gym instructor now turned "soldier" as an example.
Ofcourse, we know the proper route to enlist in the armed forces, we know there is no way that fellow can be what he claims because we knew him before his current claimed status. But others who just met him do not know.
Anyway, as I said, we mind our business., Afterall we do not know under what authority he has such boldness.
Nb: Even as at that time, he could never have become a lieutenant because of his age and even just over a 1 year period.

In between the table.

I prefer my corn with, cassava, garri, ewa, beans and dodooo...

Oga, seems you just woke up and decided to put your dream on paper. Lol.
I saw a recent video of mc oluomo in Canada. No how he will reach Canada without his US travel document been valid.
Anyway, let us "siddon look" and hope for the best.

sacajawea:
Impossible?? How? From 0 level to major?? Impossible!
You obviously don't have a lot of details of the matter.
Also, you said he is a foreigner? Not a Nigerian? Get the full details well

Lolz.
It is a classic case of "photo, no be juju be that"?
E shock everybody, but we de mind our business.

Sensationalism.
Before you arrest, you must have done your investigations.
You don't just grab someone and then detain him indefinitely claiming investigation. A good lawyer will get all the proceeds of such investigation quashed as it was done under duress.
Claims he did this and that should be brought along with evidence before the court and if found wanting, be jailed.

Welcome to Nigeria.
Most of those agencies, write email from now to thy kingdom come, no response. You will be lucky to get a phone number that works.
One or 2 are OK though, eg road safety.

Nice one.

Is it for Garr? Cassava, ewa, beans and dodooooo
8k? Don't think it is enough to buy those items for a poor household in 1 month.
Abi is it to stimulate the economy as was done in other countries during the covid period?
How will that money be accounted for sef? Who are the poor people and how do we know who was given?
Anyway, I see some people getting rich.