But beer sweet make we talk true.

Rubbish

Lighter for 1.8m?

I faint here.

In fact, Davido won't stop smoking. With such lighter, father Mbaka will smoke skunk

Igbo Amaka
Yoruba Amaka
Fulani nko?

Please
What or who is a MARLIAN?

So receiving Tinubu is now achievement that a rented crowd will celebrate?
Yoruba is the pithole for Nija shithole .

A man who eats ones a day without calling it fasting.
If agbero/conductor no chop till 12pm na passenger go hear am. One of them nearly slapped me today and took away my #100.

Madam
Just like Sarah did.
Search for a wife for him and oversee the marriage. With that his anger will shift a bit and who knows whether ur child would come immediately after the marriage or before.
Our grand parents did it and they lived a healthy life.
My take

Is it because of the "there and their"?

If Na that one, keep ur certificate. Illiterate.

ppogba:


Your request is noted.

In the meantime, take time to learn the difference between "There" and "Their".

And also ensure you do not comment when people are talking about Buhari's certificate.

Government should ban MOUNTAIN OF FIRE. There prayers are setting the country ablaze.

Madam try this advise and thank me later. Of course with some money.


1. Avoid social media. Is a huge distraction. There are SIMPLE LIES on social media that present things perfect.
2: Understand that you are married and not dating. This will help u not to think of doing r as you things in the name of sexual satisfaction.
3: Respect ur husband. Respect him then he will increase ur love geometrically.
4: Play cool musics like JAZZ, CLASSICAL MUSICS, BLUES. I recommend Yanni for JAZZ and try KENNY ROGERS for COUNTRY CLASS MUSIC and listen to both sounds and lyrics.
5: Be contented with ur husband's performance in the bedroom. Also these sounds recommended are good background for making love.
6: To reach CLOUD NINE in love making is PREPARING for the LOVE MAKING (that's if it is our bone of contention). Most often u expect sex and something will just go wrong (like quick ejaculation of ur hubby). Be happy. At lease u satisfied him and ur day will come.
7: Cook healthy food as medicine and not noodles.
8: Request to go out on natural places like museum, parks, zoo, garden, etc and not usual SHOPRITE OR LEFT or movie. In case u wanna do the later, make sure u have done the formal repeatedly.
9: Buy ur husband surprise gifts.


10: Study ur husband and ensure that u use them to make him love u and not to do the otherwise


Finally and in summary

Avoid social media presentation and respect ur man then u will feel the presence of love at home.


Play "THROUGH THE YEARS" by Kenny Rogers
and "END OF AUGUST " by yanni
"wedding song by Kenny G
Comforters song by Jeremiah Gwang ft Asa


Enjoy

Wetin concern me

All of them back Yoruba aides.

He should miss the penalty.
His names are too big for him.

Who observed that all the Bible quotes the priest will use to entangle them has already been covered in the Bible?

The priest should just send them "U MAY KISS UR BRIDE" through wassap on that very day.
Nonsense and Kpakpando

I am eating ones a day to help Nigeria. At least that one is a circumstantial help.



Please if u love me more than Nigeria presently just make my meal 1:0:1.

6237151358.

Fidelity Bank.

I am eating ones a day to help Nigeria. At least that one is a circumstantial help.



Please if u love me more than Nigeria presently just make my meal 1:0:1.

6237151358.

Fidelity.

Buhari the James Bond

My greatest turn off!
I wish all women in the world should wear it so that I cab have a reason not to marry or have sex at all

Toilet is gonorrhea
Bank

Boy
Is fear on the unknown.
However, the simple trick about this is to KNOW THAT EVERYONE WILL DIE SOMEDAY. While this enlightenment comes to u, all u then need is to defeat the fear with the truth that FEAR IS UR INVITATION. GET IT OFF AND MOVE ON BY SLAPPING A HELL OUT OF THE FEAR WITH PSALM 23

At least I can mark this good as informal letter.
Just have to circle some wrong spelling and put some punctuation marks. Also the informal letter has complete 200 words suitable for MOCK EXAM.
Most importantly, I will reduce mark for not adding heading and closing with YOURS SEXUALLY.
Thanks

OGA no much words here.
I will give u STRAIGHT AND LIFE SAVING ADVICE.
the Bible of course said u shouldn't put off ur wife except adultery committed. However, Bible did not condemn sending ur wive to her parents or u leaving the house for her until things get settled. In fact some church doctrines depicts a minor seperation pending when live gets back.

This is my advice.



GET OUT OF THE HOUSE FOR HER!
Ur KIDS will be BETTER OFF with a DISTANT DAD than a DEAD DAD.

How can these fellows be integrated back into the society?
This is real uncivilized modern slave trade

Is true
I was there
There were so stupid that they recovered such money, spent it on invisible poor and then borrowed billions from China which they'll share to the rich

Hmmmm
Wahala De o
U are taking someone out and u de form big boy to sit in the front. Name front seat u de date?
Anyway
U Bleep up.

The look she gave u when u showed her the back door and went to the front door spoke volumes. U ought to have understood that she needs u at the back seat. It takes only few women to ignore ur pride. That u are taking her out and so what! Are u the only one that wanna take her out that u won't understand that u ought to give her attention. U didn't even know what her mood was before joining u to see a movie.
Anyway, no need to call her again. Own up and send her apology and acknowledge ur mistake. Should in case u wanna do such stupid thing again, just give the taxi guy a name and make her assume that is been very long that both of u saw. Is not possible that a lady will let u chose a strange taxi man over her on her date. It is like telling her SHE DIDN'T DRESS UP WELL. U looked down on her. I cherish the dates I have with ladies, because they are memories u too have to enjoy for life.

Surprise her with sex too

Nigerians can easily manipulate this one. Nigeria I know and this indomie generation can summon their great grandparents through the box what u will hear wil be "aunty, I don finish"
Ask Benin witch if I de lie

They are not identical
Look at the breast difference. They are like python and javascript

Hahahhaha
Na true talk sha

Ayoleeboy007:
I will only agree if it's a Nigerian school

Fulani and the entire north should just be a country of the own. Over giving birth de worry them.
I believe the grand children would have had 84 grand children and continues.

Born today
Born tomorrow
Amajirialise the streets.
Madness

Don't worry
Biafra is coming and we will give only two years to flood cars and five years to airplane in the international market

Hope u know that average men didn't watch that bullshit?

Minimum wagers will not be married then