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Romance / Re: I Want To Marry Her But Discovered This Thing by Nnatuu: 10:26am On May 15, 2023
Ashawo de find Virgin to marry...chai! I tire for this country...

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Food / Re: Vesti, Zaron Reward Hilda Baci: Trip To Maldives, Supply Of Skincare Products by Nnatuu: 10:19am On May 15, 2023
Vesti CEO don de find small girl to molest for Maldives...
Sports / Re: Mauricio Pochettino To Become Chelsea New Manager by Nnatuu: 10:39am On May 14, 2023
For this reason, I automatically love Chelsea...
Celebrities / Re: Davido Celebrates His Wife, Chioma On Her Birthday, She Replies (photo) by Nnatuu: 10:38am On May 01, 2023
Did these two goons not wake up from same bed?

Why greet themselves through social media?

Thos generation sef...SMH

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Family / Re: Please Married Nairalanders, What Would You Do In This Situation? by Nnatuu: 1:06am On Apr 25, 2023
A wife who slapped her mother in law has zero respect for her husband...she should have spoken to you about whatever your mum did first and allow you to handle it. She's not submissive, and is a ticking time bomb.

For your information, ANY young woman who can raise her hand and slap an old woman, irrespectiveof the circumstance that led to it...is seriously irresponsible and a serious danger for any man to marry. Just know that...
Family / Re: Help! My Sister In-law Is Seducing Me by Nnatuu: 3:54pm On Apr 12, 2023
I once faced similar issue with my cook...

I didn't call my wife to inform her...

I didn't send the girl away for dressing inappropriately...

I handled it as a man...

Deal with the problem itself.

Stop assuming she is lusting after you especially when she didn't tell you directly...you don't live in her mind. Maybe she's just too comfortable and safe with you.

Invite her when your wife is not around...tell her that while her new dress code makes her look amazing, it's slightly improper for you...especially in your home...and you don't want wild thoughts going through your mind, or your wife. So she should adjust to a more appropriate dressing. Tell her you're a man and you have feelings, and you don't want her to be the reason you failed.

After subtly warning her and it persists, give her a more stern and final warning. After that if it persists, tell her to look for a house within 3 months.

Telling your wife will have some impacts that will potentially haunt you in your home and affect your inlaws perception of you...mind you.

Sleeping with her will lead you to a lot of spiritual reconciliation and restitution you will never be ready to face, especially when you must confess to your wife...sleeping with her sister is one sin you should never confess, so don't even try it...if you do, you'll lose the face of God permanently in your home UNTIL you confess.

Sharp guy no be for everything o, mind you...

Bye.

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Properties / Re: Oba Lateef Atanda Adams To Seize 300 Houses In Surulere, Lagos by Nnatuu: 5:08pm On Apr 08, 2023
After all, the whole lands on earth belongs to Adam and eve...so everyone should go and regularize their properties with them...

Stupid lazy fools!

Go and work! Don't be looking for how to obtain people for this una land...
Crime / Re: Kano Court ‘ Sentences’ Chicken To Death In Kano by Nnatuu: 1:17pm On Apr 06, 2023
christejames:
😂


Justice served literally... 😅

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Travel / Re: What Else Can A Man Do To Please A Woman. (UK EXPERIENCE) by Nnatuu: 11:39am On Mar 15, 2023
This is my advice after having experienced such in marriage...

Sit her down and ask her why she left her husband's house to go on a date with another man...(Be sure you have a proof of her chat with the man)

Kindly note, what you want is an EXPLANATION not an Apology! Never fall in the trap of listening to an apology...

Critical reveiw of her exact words in the explanation will help you understand if you are dealing with the case of a child who got carried away by freedom (which you'd learn to forgive because most women are like that) or you are dealing with a manipulator ( which you cut off asap).

But don't be too quick to anger, discuss it first...
Politics / Re: I Used To Think Nigeria's Problem Was Bad Government - Pastor Kingsley Okonkwo by Nnatuu: 12:22pm On Feb 26, 2023
Well I always knew...

80% are criminally minded...

15% are religious and ethnic bigots...

5% are sensible....

How can the 5% influence the terrible 95%?

Well, they will still realize how bad it is in near future, even if Obi wins...

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Politics / Re: CBN Should Ensure The Availability Of New Naira Notes To Nigerians - Peter Obi by Nnatuu: 8:46am On Feb 06, 2023
I support you obi, but if I hear this manipulative statement from you again, thunder go fire you!

Because I sure say this money wey we de find, your hand dey for this new money wey de miss. After all, you be board executive for many banks...meaning you have high level control.

For the fact that I'm voting you doesn't make me stupid...mind you!

And if you don't fulfil all these ratta ratta you've been talking after I don vote you...ogun go kill you!

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Family / Re: My Experience At A Traditional Marriage Ceremony Today. by Nnatuu: 3:38pm On Feb 03, 2023
The boy wey go marry somebody daughter with transfer de craze...

Make im use transfer marry im daughters too...

Apparently, he has no regard for tradition or respect for even the girls father
Family / Re: Why Are Some Men Abandoned By Their Wives and Children At The Old Age? by Nnatuu: 3:25pm On Jan 24, 2023
Choilila:
Because Men abandoned women during their youthful days chasing girls in the name of sidechicks.
So it's the responsibility of the chicks to look after the Men when their old age rocks.

But you collected his money those days? Why you no abandon him and his money then?

That's why I maintain that this gender na snakes...

They can wait for 40 years to strike...just watch out for them!
Politics / Re: Tinubu Sleeps Off At APC Rally In Kwara State? (Pics) by Nnatuu: 10:06pm On Jan 17, 2023
Imagine the packaged arusi that these people want to install as president...

Tufiakwa for this generation!

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Business / Re: I Have A Business Idea For A Fintech by Nnatuu: 7:47pm On Jan 15, 2023
Let's talk. You own a stake, I sponsor.

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Business / Re: 4 Bedroom Duplex + 2 Units Of 1 Bedroom Flat Architectural Design by Nnatuu: 7:33pm On Jan 15, 2023
Hello, can we talk?
Family / Re: I Am Not Happy With My Wife Please Help by Nnatuu: 8:22pm On Jan 11, 2023
Nawaa...problem full Nigeria o

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Religion / Re: Moment A Pastor Revealed To A Lady That Her Husband Is Her Dead Brother by Nnatuu: 6:41pm On Jan 03, 2023
Ghana laud @ work!
Celebrities / Re: Alexx Ekubo's Ex, Fancy Acholonu Begs Him To Take Her Back by Nnatuu: 4:59am On Dec 30, 2022
siofra:
God forbid!
The last thing I'll ever do is beg a Nigerian man to take me back. Even if I'm at fault angry

Lol...kwantinuu!
Romance / Re: Am I Wrong? by Nnatuu: 1:09pm On Dec 27, 2022
Listen bro...

Irrespective of what anyone here tells you, i want you to be conscious of one important aspect of maturity. ..

As you get older, you become clearer with your intentions, especially when dealing with other people...

If you wanted relationship with her and she wanted friendship...its a simple indication that you both want different things which is always a pathway to disaster in the long run...so its best to share the grace early on.

You did the right thing by blocking her and her ancestors too. Move on and re-focus on what you actually want. If you want sex, go for a hooker and pay for the service. If you want relationship, find someone who wants same, and if you want friendship find someone who wants just friendship...DO NOT allow anyone to zone you into a bullshit you dont understand...shes basically using you to validate her idiotic appeal or for rebound.

If she doesnt wanna date you she should make it clear and walk away...unless you're the one now seeking for friendship afterwards, if not...she's gonna use YOU!

Throw her in the gabbage bin and gladly wipe your hands with serviette...thats true masculinity. Never accept to be a SIMP.

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Car Talk / Re: He Wants Advice On Buying His First Car. by Nnatuu: 1:00pm On Dec 27, 2022
Listen carefully...

If youre above 5.8ft in height, and drive for over an hour to work,...then avoid rav4 or corolla, because of leg room and comfort.

And getting any of the two(Nigerian used) with 4.5m budget is not a smart move.....

Focus on Camry...get a good one(tokunbo), put it in great shape...and thank me later. any model from 2008 is fine, forget this your aesthetics talk...I have 013 Highlander currently, and its not more valuablethan my 09 Camry which by far gives betterbbalance on the road, smooth driving, ease of maintenance and second hand value.

Buy Tokunbo, not Nigerian used, thennuse 17 rim or 16 with a high tyre...then yiure good..

This is my advice based on the ones i've used personally, not stories i read online.

Good bye.

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Romance / Re: Lady Saw Her Boyfriend's Wedding Photos Online After An Abortion For Him by Nnatuu: 10:04am On Dec 22, 2022
If most men can be like this...the other gender for don get sense
Family / Re: Our Daughter Got Married Without Our knowledge by Nnatuu: 10:33am On Dec 14, 2022
Let her be.

Experience teaches better than a million words.

She won't die, she will only learn. Which is critical!

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Politics / Re: A Member Of PDP Presidential Campaign Council, Hamza Haruna Joins APC by Nnatuu: 7:12am On Dec 01, 2022
No difference in the ideologies of Nigerian political parties...

People fly from one to another as if they're changing into a new clothe.

If dem no settle you for party A, you join party B...

YET, THE MASSES DOES NOT SEE THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE ALL THE SAME SET OF FRIENDS TOYING WITH THEIR LIVES!!
Politics / Re: Lagos APC Takes Campaign For Sanwo-Olu To Riverine Areas (Video, Pictures) by Nnatuu: 7:09am On Dec 01, 2022
What hunger cannot do...does not exist!

Thoughtless individuals campaigning for dead zombies!
Politics / Re: Aminu Adamu: Student Who Criticised Aisha Buhari Remanded In Suleja Prison by Nnatuu: 7:04am On Dec 01, 2022
I thought they said this Aisha is sensible?

Even Buharis better than her...

Buhari has been insulted in a thousand ways and he did nothing. Now one insult you arrest student.

It's democracy woman, don't be a terrorist!
Crime / Re: Yahoo Boy Arrested For Beating His Undergraduate Girlfriend To Death In Ogun by Nnatuu: 6:57am On Dec 01, 2022
Two thieves, one killed the other.

Who knows what kind of children they would've born into the next generation....
Romance / Re: Please My Girlfriend Has Something To Do With Kanyamatta by Nnatuu: 6:47am On Dec 01, 2022
ebuka10box:
I have got a girlfriend,I love her no doubt but I found out she follows kanyamatta pages and guess she has bought kanyamatta in the past before I met her . She claims she is a born again but I don't see any thing godly dealing with kanyamatta.

Pplease am I over reacting?

A righteous woman does not keep a boyfriend...

I don't understand this generation...are they reading a different bible sef...

They knack always as married people and still claim Godly!

Knack your knack in peace and forget holiness if you must abeg!

That's how my room mate why I was in school will knack all night with his babe on top my head and both of them will run to church service to take holy communion right from knack session. Constant practice!

Tufiakwa!
Food / Re: My Foodie Visit To Sonoma, California by Nnatuu: 5:56am On Nov 26, 2022
Mstravelindiva:


You are friend, there’s no right or wrong way to be a foodie. If you enjoy sampling cuisines from different cultures and around the world, then you are most definitely a foodie!

Peace and blessings to you!

Nah...I'll happily leave that title for you...I'm happy to be your trainee.

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Food / Re: My Foodie Visit To Sonoma, California by Nnatuu: 8:40pm On Nov 25, 2022
I used to think I was a foodie...

But today...I give up!

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Politics / Re: Marketers Warn Of Possible Petrol Price Increase by Nnatuu: 7:02am On Nov 25, 2022
Yea we know...this fight always starts when Christmas is around the corner. Wicked people!

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Family / Re: My Aunty Is Cheating On Her Husband by Nnatuu: 11:38am On Nov 24, 2022
Either way, you're fvcked...

If you don't tell him, someone will see yours and won't tell you...its a natural law.

If you tell him, then the human society will hold you responsible to leading up to their divorce, and frankly you did...let no man put asunder.

So choose your poison wisely...

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