₦airaland Forum

silibaba:
how many of the ladies in this forum can proudly say she is a virgin.

most ladies are not worth keeping at home

Sagamite:
[b]Our Basic Health system is so poor that it will be wishful thinking for one to dream of Mental Health facilities.[/b]Make una see Weyree! (Madman)

Natasha,,:
from my age up to 10 years older than me and not more than one year younger than me but erm if am 28 -30 and [b]still single God forbid oh, I wouldn't date someone 10 years older Infact I don't know these figures will change soon. [/b]

Natasha,,:
Erm My [b]grandma is single and ready to mingle [/b]

My grandpa is also single and very much ready to mingle, Should I drop his pin for your grandma to contact him ??

Po Deep:
Lol I've never even dated anyone younger than me before (Strange for a guy, innit?).
I've only been in two serious r/ships so far and they were both a year older, but really, I'd readily date a girl not more than 2 years older AND one not more than 10 years younger (when I hit 30).

Okija_juju:
For me its 3 yrs on either side.



Thats my safety net. Anything beyond that is just alot of headache.

lilodez:
@Danto you should not be keeping vital info like this in the cooler so did you call last year or today. secondly please any idea what a DM and AM would be getting? like a range because i know you have an idea. well done so far. i wish you all LOTS OF JOY amd Peace no more losses (oops! that would have caused world war III)

omo_to_dun:
@ *dhtml

LWKMD O. Unmentionables? Chei, NL censor too much. What is so offensive about n[/i]ipples and [i]t[/i]its?

[i]Emmmmmm, I am Allergic to them even in real life, that's why

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]E-fights. . .[/color]

freecocoa:
Joystick(didn't know it meant dickkkkkk)
Womanliness(didn't know it meant pusshy)
Odeoshi
Slowpoke
Yoruba
Odechukwu
Hilldiot
Discombobulated
Manbitches
Kpetus
Retardeen

You be winshhhhh, how u carry know wetin dey my mind?All thanks to sex-killz
Me i learnt how to use the statement' i had no shoes'
No offeinse
cork
joystick(used to think it was a computer hardware)
somebody should explain to me what smh means

moshoodn:
Thats a mark of a true biochemist!

moshoodn:
Boy! That had be great. . . So we can now talk bout serotonin, adrenaline, and others.

and alpha helix structure, TCA Cycle,glycolytic cycle

Idowuogbo:
I reckon we[b] roast you first [/b] for purposely customizing my username,are u game?

@cocoa
Are u in your teens? Loooool

:oMy bad, I was trying to remix your name, thought you would like it.

Mynd_44:
Since I am the only one who can calculate the scream-pain ratio. It would not make sanse we use me as a specimen. Lets use Sexkillz

My own bro , I have a better idea, you guys should try it on the DISCOMBOBOLUTED Opribo, he is the remote cause of all these arguments and controversy to a hitherto straight forward topic. @Idowunigbo & Freecocoa, are you game?

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]^^^
Mazi! [/color]

Nde

freecocoa:
@ OPRIBO.

Murderer,you can keep typing the epistle of your pathetic life but you can't get any girl to suck her blood on NL,if it pains you too much that some women refuse to get married,get a map and drive your way to hell where you rightly belong because you can't do anything about it.

Shebi you have killed all the old layers in your family and you want to bring your thirst for blood to NL,it won't work,just keep displaying your barbarism.

[b]PRODUCT OF A BROKEN CONDOM YOU ARE./[/b]b]

Mynd_44:
^^^
Broken Con-dom? Nooooo
[b]the best part of him ran down his father's legs

Una dey harsh oooo

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]**Chewing popcorn furiously, and with reckless abandon!**[/color]

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]They are discussing in the family section but are always refreshing all threads on the romance section, to catch up with the latest! If you dont comment on romance section, but visit threads in romance section, and still have unfathomable guts to say you aint on the romance section, you are nothing but a catastrophically discombobulated hypocritical liar!

Na me talk it! [/color]

Supu

Idowuogbo:
Oh nnayi come chop friendly kiss ,pls stop replying d malware na robot ooo

opribo:
Aha, they have all assembled, I am not surprised at all, because by their fruits you shall know them. If you read my summation properly the emphasis is on procreation and doing what needs to be done at the right time. Marriage is honorable so it is highly advised that youg girls focus their minds and energy on finding the right man for marriage.I went on to say that for those who may want to give the excuse that they didnt get any man to marry them they should go have a child to justify their having a womb in the first place.

Those that deserve to be publicly stoned and beheaded in public are those opening their wide mouths advocating that a woman is free to be single. Iis a big lie, in which land is that possible. Any woman that has reached menopause without having any child if she isn't a nun honestly deserves to be publicly humiliated before she is beheaded and her head put in the museum to serve as a deterrent to others, becuase what that means is that she has been messing around instead of settling down.

And then to that one that calls himself a guy, i have only one word for you, may you never fall into the hands of this type of women we are talking about. if you do you will spend the rest of your life paying the bills you never incurred. It is not a cause just an advice. You mentioned men impotence but that is not the issue here but if that is the case it must have come from one of them ladies jumping around spreading diseases all over the place.
Let me warn all those ladies Freecocoa, Cuddlemii and idowuogbo if yyou dont change your ways you shall likewise perish. It is unfortunate that some mentally derained guys here have been deceived by you. Tell me why a young girl wont settle down and marry and have her own kids. Is this the way your parents had you. Why then are you people so wicked and callous to say you wont marry and have your own kids. Tell me why you people deserve to be walking about, enjoying fresh air and eating food when you are so wicked not to let out all the children in your womb.
Such wicked ladies are the ones that I said deserve to be stoned publicly and beheaded and i have no apology for maintainingmy position. People should do the right things at the right time thats all.

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]I no want make she fear! The smaller the dowry, the bigger the mmhmm! **Clears throat** [/color]
[color=#000030]70 Naira! [/color]
[color=#000030]Haha!   [/color][color=#000030]Errm, bia nwokem, no spoil my market o! Page 4 wetin? You want make she run? [/color]

Ok, na we we abi,40% down to my side .From Now henceforth, my lips are sealed8)

opribo:
It is now very clear that this post was done by one of the frustrated 35 plus ladies. Let me conclude my post be reiterating the fact that nature has planned everything in this life based on time and season. There is a time to be born, and a time to grow up and a time to marry and a time to retire and rest and then a time to die.

If you study the womans mophological make you will see that just like a flower they have a time they are allowed to procreate after that time the ability to procreate ceases. So should a man go and marry a woman who has stopped procreating or quarter to stop menstrusting. [s]When a woman spends her precious time pursuing vanity over the major things in life that woman is a WITCH, [/s] hoha.

I don't see any reason why a woman should act as though she has control over nature only to realise too late that she has been chasing shadows. So Cuddlemii and Idowuogbo take note, time waits for no one and as long as you people refuse to obey the natural laws of nature and that is understanding that God made you people for one sole purpose to keep the world chain going so long shall i advicate for public stoning and beheading if need be.

The bible says a tree that will not bear fruit must be cut off and uprooted. That is what I am saying here any woman or lady that has refused to produce children and stays on like that until menopause must be beheaded and thrown away.
that is my point that will teach others who are trying to pursue vanity over the God given role to follow the right steps. Imagine if a woman uses her body well she can have as many children as she wants through normal delivery but when they delay complications arising from fibroid, weak falupians tubes and all kinds of complications.

That is a wasted woman so we can allow such to stay and teach the young ones evil they must be stoned and beheaded as the case maybe.

Oga, first of all I must tell you that I am a guy, before you start labelling me.
Your posts are totally flawed and the presumptions you made totally preposterous, how on earth could you label a human being a witch?smh
Do you want to honestly say that all your female relatives(if any) are all married??
When has inability to concieve become absolutely the fault of a woman,(have you not heard of male impotency before)?
In summary, please be conscious of what you spew on public fora like this

Idowuogbo:
Ewelamoo[b] 70 gini[/b]!

Dat can't even buy me a plate of isi-ewu @ Mama Ebere's, dude i cancel terminate all investments,your dividend no go make sense at alllllll.

Lolz, trust me that's because the subsidy has not been removed, but I tell you there are a lot more other unsubsidized items that wil be on the 4 page sheet list you will recieve

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]I wont necessarily call them pretenders, but all that 21st century women blah blah yada yada is making some ladies think they can eat their cake and have it! Some are easily swayed by fanciful words like "Independence", and they think Independence means "Unmarried". . . Smh! They all want to get married o jare! Bone story! [/color]

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Haha! Anyway, before we continue, may i remind you that dowry remains 70 naira in Isi-ala-ngwa!

Still interested? [/color]

You didnt mention other 'alllowances",like 'iku ball', 'nkwasi aria','adi hem huru', etc so that she doesnt come with only 70 naira ]

sexkillz:
[color=#000030]Unmarried ladies want to get married, any other contrary opinion is a what? A NO NO! [/color]

Abi o, Thenk God we are Flygerians that believe in nature
Your initial posts on this topic got me cracking up, Dont mind the DISCOMBOBULATED Pretenders

Idowuogbo:
Hear dis Bolo of a tin ave u hrd of anything called CO-HABITING,obviously your brain wey dem cellutape inside calabash no go gree you acquire necessary knowledge.How dare you say a woman used be stoned for not getting married @ 35 hrd of personal preference,I repeat u must have spent 7months in an incubator probs y d reasoning part of your brain melted away.Infact shud have bin named Al-queda as you came into this world,I pray u don bear a gal, as your type fit rappppe your pikin continuosly inside cellar bcus she never marry blawwdy warewolf.I use 10 finger waka u fooolish disabled babooon msteeeew

O mehn, Tamper justice with mercy

moshoodn:
I advised genetics due to the fact that its more appreciated abroad trust me.
Besides, diversion into public health in Nigeria is downstream for Biochemists, and Chemists especially. . . But genetics is mainstream cos its an extension of us as Biochemists and it flows easily. . .we become the best faster.

sexkillz:
[color=#000040]Mazi, I denne, Nawo, I malafor, kanka, Nka mara gi, dabiri!

I'm not half baked o! [/color]

sexkillz:
[color=#000040]Confirm! [/color]

Mazi, Nawo,

sexkillz:
[color=#000040]. . .They feel like green cards, and then they hand a yellow card to their mom and a red card to dad!


"Nonsensicality" [/color]

moshoodn:
True talks. . . In Nigeria here, public health rocks.
But if you intend to travel out for your MSc. and Phd, i'll advise you go into genetics.
Thats what i intend doing too soonest, even though i'm in IT now to make ends meet.

moshoodn:
Well there is plenty hope. .  .just that the scope is limited. . .
And most of the professional bodies are either redundant or not really recognized.
I'm a biochemist who roll with chemists and i get this facts from them.

Jarus:
Yes, I agree with this.

From experience: Post(Garri + beans) = Sleep.


If you have time to sleep after attacking, then you may sub kulikuli for beans(cooked with fresh palm oil). Just set your fan close, after attacking, I tell you within 5 minutes you will find yourself sleeping on the floor. you wil not even remember to pack your materials(cup, sugar pack etc).

Seems you did Garriology in School.Mehn, You are a legend

mailmalc:
I wish you more free liquors