₦airaland Forum

Element G: Lol crazy tinz dah 9ja peepz do... Dem go soon self carry cow untop bike... I still dey wait till when I go see okada wey dey tow trailer commot 4 pott hole

Abbey2sam: i was abot to ask d same question

jackbauersballs: So what's the problem?



Ok..


You are both A corper? Ok...


Corel draw? Well carry on...


Well with your high gbagaun levels, I would guess the relationship has been highly injurious to the boy...

I would run too...I would run very far

ifihearam: @wise
Ur jarasis is not made gbamski,who wawa?which ilya were u made?d devil can quote the Bible but does not make him a christian. Are you an intelligent comrado??

ballabriggs: I spent most rag days drinking holy water with fellow entities at iliya du manpower. No time!

Any entity in the house? Walk and never stumble.

dayokanu: Shey na [b]OK[/b]echukwu brother of chiji[b]OK[/b]e wan ch[b]OK[/b]e the woman

engineerd: hummnnnnn....ARE U OK

francis247: Cool! But he should have told us how the kidnap thingy "was quickly resolved" by hook or crook?

nikejoy: If this is true,then i wld say nigeria is in another trouble n d name jega wld neva be count out among those names that ruined nigeria.i remain my comment till d new update.shm

edlion57: but der wouldt tell us wen der reopend it

T@BD:
This so call criminal (mr. Femi otedola) has really grow wings

afam4eva: Were they watching the England VS Italy match?

Hottestbuoy: Please quys am sorry for some of my unavoidable typoqraphical errors i made*i just notice it now*at times am not really too conversant with this my nokia C3 Qwerty keypad which causes some typinq error due to its complexities in typinq*To all those who pointed my errors...i do really appreciate and hv taken concrete note on that......Apparently, i really do appreciate ua sincere clinical comments.....conversely, please lets use this forum to help one another as God help us too........

Hottestbuoy: Ma dear frds...i amaaah i jealouse dose who r enjoyin dia job cos am herea 3 monthns now still lookin 4 job since roundin up ma nysc since march 2012.am tired of sittinq at home..i need a job seriously.........how can i a bio-medical qrad of Genetics and Biotechnolqy unical be wastin ma talent...d worst is dat God has imbued in me a kind of creative mind..i think outta the Box.am alwas confidence anyhthg am doin..so pls someone shud help me out........thsi country is hard ooo...pls.....someone shud call ma on ma mtn if u can be of help to me 08038938117.....pls am hopin to hear frm a qood samaritan ...thanks a bunch pals

Jaykizz: Lol...al of u wont mak me stp dis laf...
I usd to wonda au ma mom n dad slept wit each oda. So 1day wen i peepd tru ma mom's keyhole, i saw ma dad lyin untop of her n foldin her in his n i tut i was gona av an aburo. We wer also tld neva to tro away out teeths dat removd n to also tro our nails in d toilet.
Sn many i cant rememba nau bt ma dad tld me dat der was sum1 talkin inside dat 'big kenwood' speaker. Also, we shld just stay on a spot wen dy take off d light in d nyt til a source of power is on unless ayanmatanga wil chase us (silly me usd to tink i was hearin sounds den 2). Stil many of dm...

Sanguine77: Ask somebody who read Political science and you'l learn that 3rd class is a regular occurance wherewith sadist lecturers who'l do everything possible to pull you down and give you low grades. In fact, a 2:1 Pol. Scientist is equivalent to 1st class in other depts. Any dissent?

Beautymc: They shuld use that money to put overhead bridge at area 3 and wuye (finance) junction Abuja where people die like chicken when crossing the road. So many appeals on dis issue, yet nothing has be done. The money they will waist on mikel won't benefit nigeria.

LeoMax: OMG now I know the people in Nairaland are bunch of unhappy people with serious family problems that nothing is funny anymore. Little wonder the weirdo comments here. BBA is extremely entertaining to me and others who find time to be happy, and entertainment is the aim. cheesos, I guess i am have been blogging on the wrong forum. Chinekeeeee

Desola: seriously though, can this decision be reversed? I'm even sadder than the day he won the election. This man has become a thorn in our flesh. I despise him beyond words.

He is a devourer, he has come to destroy all good things in his path. I curse those who voted for him!

pro01: Who is a 'caring' man? Well, here's a little true-life story. Back then in University, there was this super pretty friend of my female neighbour that used to come around every now and then. At some point she had Malaria fever or something and was indisposed for a few days and had to stay in my neighbour's (off-campus) room to recuperate, since it was more conducive than her crowded hostel room. During that period, her boyfriend's show of care and concern was exemplary. He visited daily, hardly left her side, administered her drugs, and generally made sure she was fine.

However, at that same time, I also had a friend that was quite rich and just brought a flashy car to school then. Somehow he had been eyeing the girl, and when he came aound the house one evening, I told him that the babe was in my neighbour's room and that she was sick and all. Sensing a golden opportunity, my rich friend asked us to visit the room (in the guise of checking on my neighbour). When we got there, we met them eating 'concoction' rice without meat, drowned with satchets of 'pure water' - in typical student fashion. My guy expressed alarm that an ill person wouldn't recover quickly enough on such diet, and he 'magnanimously' offerred to get her something better. He then asked her friend (i.e. my neighbour) to accompany me and him to a fast food joint, where we bought all kinds of mouth-watering stuff, then branched off to a big department store were we bought assorted groceries and whatnot - totalling almost N7k (as of 2003 oh). When we returned home, the girl was shocked beyond words to see all that my guy 'innocently' bought out of sheer 'concern' for her well being. You need to see how she sprang out of the bed to hug him. Not done, my guy squeezed about N4k into her friend's (i.e my neigbour) hand and asked her to buy any other drugs or whatever else she might need to recover faster. . . .

I learned wonderful lessons afterwards. Do you know that this girl was bad-mouthing her boyfriend as an 'uncaring' and good for nothing dude, while she eventually had a shameless affair with my 'caring' friend who was a well-known playboy? (Indeed, even her friend, i.e. my neighbour, later had an affair with the same guy too - even though she also had a boyfriend!). So there you have it. It's easy to know what 'caring' means to the average Nigerian girl.

pro01: Who is a 'caring' man? Well, here's a little true-life story. Back then in University, there was this super pretty friend of my female neighbour that used to come around every now and then. At some point she had Malaria fever or something and was indisposed for a few days and had to stay in my neighbour's (off-campus) room to recuperate, since it was more conducive than her crowded hostel room. During that period, her boyfriend's show of care and concern was exemplary. He visited daily, hardly left her side, administered her drugs, and generally made sure she was fine.

However, at that same time, I also had a friend that was quite rich and just brought a flashy car to school then. Somehow he had been eyeing the girl, and when he came aound the house one evening, I told him that the babe was in my neighbour's room and that she was sick and all. Sensing a golden opportunity, my rich friend asked us to visit the room (in the guise of checking on my neighbour). When we got there, we met them eating 'concoction' rice without meat, drowned with satchets of 'pure water' - in typical student fashion. My guy expressed alarm that an ill person wouldn't recover quickly enough on such diet, and he 'magnanimously' offerred to get her something better. He then asked her friend (i.e. my neighbour) to accompany me and him to a fast food joint, where we bought all kinds of mouth-watering stuff, then branched off to a big department store were we bought assorted groceries and whatnot - totalling almost N7k (as of 2003 oh). When we returned home, the girl was shocked beyond words to see all that my guy 'innocently' bought out of sheer 'concern' for her well being. You need to see how she sprang out of the bed to hug him. Not done, my guy squeezed about N4k into her friend's (i.e my neigbour) hand and asked her to buy any other drugs or whatever else she might need to recover faster. . . .

I learned wonderful lessons afterwards. Do

pro01:
Who is a 'caring' man? Well, here's a little true-life story. Back then in University, there was this super pretty friend of my female neighbour that used to come around every now and then. At some point she had Malaria fever or something and was indisposed for a few days and had to stay in my neighbour's (off-campus) room to recuperate, since it was more conducive than her crowded hostel room. During that period, her boyfriend's show of care and concern was exemplary. He visited daily, hardly left her side, administered her drugs, and generally made sure she was fine.

However, at that same time, I also had a friend that was quite rich and just brought a flashy car to school then. Somehow he had been eyeing the girl, and when he came aound the house one evening, I told him that the babe was in my neighbour's room and that she was sick and all. Sensing a golden opportunity, my rich friend asked us to visit the room (in the guise of checking on my neighbour). When we got there, we met them eating 'concoction' rice without meat, drowned with satchets of 'pure water' - in typical student fashion. My guy expressed alarm that an ill person wouldn't recover quickly enough on such diet, and he 'magnanimously' offerred to get her something better. He then asked her friend (i.e. my neighbour) to accompany me and him to a fast food joint, where we bought all kinds of mouth-watering stuff, then branched off to a big department store were we bought assorted groceries and whatnot - totalling almost N7k (as of 2003 oh). When we returned home, the girl was shocked beyond words to see all that my guy 'innocently' bought out of sheer 'concern' for her well being. You need to see how she sprang out of the bed to hug him. Not done, my guy squeezed about N4k into her friend's (i.e my neigbour) hand and asked her to buy any other drugs or whatever else she might need to recover faster. . . .

I learned wonderful lessons afterwards. Do you know that this girl was bad-mouthing her boyfriend as an 'uncaring' and good for nothing dude, while she eventually had a shameless affair with my 'caring' friend who was a well-known playboy? (Indeed, even her friend, i.e. my neighbour, later had an affair with the same guy too - even though she also had a boyfriend!). So there you have it. It's easy to know what 'caring' means to the average Nigerian girl.

you know that this girl was bad-mouthing her boyfriend as an 'uncaring' and good for nothing dude, while she eventually had a shameless affair with my 'caring' friend who was a well-known playboy? (Indeed, even her friend, i.e. my neighbour, later had an affair with the same guy too - even though she also had a boyfriend!). So there you have it. It's easy to know what 'caring' means to the average Nigerian girl.

armyofone: na caring as in i love you with mouth i go take get better for bank ?
na man with head for him shoulder we dey pray for

hey darl', i'd like to have steak dinner. na that place i wan go chop steak a'la peri peri.

oayombo:
Nosyke!! Bad guy!!