₦airaland Forum

mailmalc:
I wish u loadz of sex

jp philips:
I wish that odechukwu will wake from slumber and fight corruption in this country

I wish beaf will be infected with incurable leprosy this year

freecocoa:
Draw closer to my God,work harder than I did in 2011 in all aspect of my life,be a better person and get a ring.

Your prayer has been answered then, go and wait for my ring

sizzlers:
to serve Nigeria and fight boko haram with all my strength and to uphold her unity .

zebudaya:
Offering time. We accept payments via paypal. Send your back account details and tell us how much you want to donate Church of Nairaland

You forgot to add mastercard, and ATM cards, our ushering department has a POS terminal for electronic donations
@OP, next time offering should come last

Gboliwe:
What is the procedure of getting a job with the fg ministry/parastatal?

musKeeto:
My Predictions for 2012.

1. I see a lot of black forests growing around the country. RABOBSKIMININMI NEIE,A ADKE SIEF.
Interpretation: Due to removal of fuel subsidy, barber price go double. Afro go become new hairstyle.
Halleluia. Glory glory

2. As the great dragon of Oyel Sub-Zero will be slaughtered, air pollution will be drastically reduced round the country. NIMINi MAKORSKY SHEVCHENKO DROGBARARA.
Interpretation. As cost of fuel goes up, expect people to switch generators for inverters, cars for bicycles, etc

3. From the east, shall be sent not just Indian hair, but Chinese eyes also due to a great medical discovery 'eye transplant'.

Honestly, you are sick

slap1:
Can I say rest in peace?

Try rest in pieces

musKeeto:
Na wa werrin im children go put for obituary?

4ked to glory,
A 4k well spent
[color=Black]bleep[/color]ed too long.

*DEATH*
Classic
Something tells me that DSP woman is a Bokoharam member, they have struck the police again

Natasha,,:
LMAO *falls from chair*  

Mr, Cork:
and just becoz I drive a 2008 Range Rover Sports convatable dont mean I snob black women though!

afam4eva:
This union must see the light of day. This one na jungle justice wedding. It must happen.

By fire by force abi?
The guy went to dine with the devil with a very short spoon infact he was dining directly with his hands

dani1luv:
Lol, nice one

mikuz:
hehe. . Good one.

delpee:
Sometimes i calculate how many poor mouths can be fed, how many jobless people can be engaged in small businesses, how many GCE forms can be purchased for the less privileged ones, how many unemployed school leavers can be sponsored for apprenticeship and how many bags of cement can be bought by the average worker from the cost of one expensive Brazilian/Indian wig.

Its enough to discourage me and more so after watching the documentary on the young Indian girls at the temple sometime ago. Maybe its the way i am wired. We all have our preferences and are free to spend our income as we wish though. Just wondering aloud.

God Bless you real good.
By the way, which wire was used for you, is it cutix?If yes please direct me to where it was bought and the electirician that did the work so that most of our ladies would be rewired like you.

Bludeville:
Hello, human hair, be it brazillian, indian, bla bla is popular everywhere, not only in Nigeria. Beyonce had a wig collection worth millions of dollars. Even whites use hair extensions and wigs, and process their hair chemically. Makes me wonder why it's only 'Nigerians' this so called picture is referring to. You Nigerians just love to castigate yourselves a lot.  And so what if it's a dead person's hair? It's not like they'll be needing it in their graves, and if a woman sold her hair, i'm certain it's because she really needed the cash, I'm glad God blessed her with something to use as a last resort when poverty strikes. Worry instead about the level of poverty that would make a woman do that and stop deceiving yourselves, good hair makes a woman look great, that's the honest truth.

.NET:
Popsy was a pastor in 'Deeper Life' church, Owerri.      Momsy was a chorister. Popsy spotted this choir gurl and made the move.    Momsy had no choice but to give in, lol .  .Remember, it was Pastor toasting her.

Anyway, marriage crashed after 14 years . I dont think I want to meet my wife in a church .

.NET

Deep Soul:
Yes! I think it's sweet!

My mum worked at NITEL and my dad was there to make some calls (or something like that)
And someone called out to my mum and they both answered

They have the same name. Awwwwwwww

Then he noticed her LEGS. And the rest is . . . . . .ME! Awwwww

Mehn, Your Popsy is one correct guy man

MRbrownJAY:
pls bro, care to elaborate a lil more about your "abnormal" situation? if we are in any abnormal situation then you best believe that WE (men) put ourselves in such predicament.

pendo89:
.I thought you would miss that ! You got it right!!
But hey! before u go laughing. I wasn't 'coming because you impressed me!' Nope. I was coming as undercover agent.That is 'work' not relationship!!

No probs, will be upgrading my Creativity, Simplicity,level of humour, etc hoping to IMPRESS YOU

pendo89:
where is the e -ticket?

Exactly the point ,
Let be straightforward with you, I dont have money for your ticket, hope I IMPRESSED YOU?

Basildon1:
@ Pendo89, Just before i go home, i wish i could sponsor you on a 3month undercover stay in an environment with a lot of nigerian females like a university. First hand experience beats theoretical knowledge anyday! 

pendo89:
Before it goes a different direction, the discussion is not about whether money is important in a relationship! Of course it is. This is a real world and we need to pay for stuff.

I asked the guys if they (without money) are able to impress a girl? And I quoted the qualities that make a guy desirable in the eyes of ladies.

1. [b]Conversation skills/that sexy voice included.
2. Ability to make her laugh
3 .Ability to teach her new stuff
4. Creativity
5. Simplicity
6. Expression
7. Straight forwardness
8. Complimentary skills
[/b]
Such stuff that make a man attractive even before you know his worth.  Are you with the above qualities alone able to[b] impress [/b] a lady?
Rem.when you meet a lady first time she doesn't even know your worth.You must impress! But MAJORITY OF YOU DONT BELIEVE IN YOURSELVES!
You rubbish all the above because of the culture.(I understand)

Nayah:
Well I think we need to put things on context, some women pay their phone to call their beloved, then if you think this is because in Africa this is a normal concept, spending in exchange of love, but honestly I disagree and I'm opposed on this for 2 reasons:
If you truly like someone, then money is put on background
You might be depend and the guy could any respect for you thinking he can do what he wants with you because he spends, no way!

When the person feels you like or love her, trust me he can spend much more than money on you, but we like starting by the end

:oAre you for real?
@ OP we need to be real Nigeria is not utopia, MekaBoy Aptly descibed the situation here on ground

Nayah:
Not when you're married because you have to share bills and all things, but when you date someone I don't really see the "obligation" because you're not even sure about the future, and I don't know how we can replace love with money unless you don't love him of course