₦airaland Forum

lilodez:
Jybz am a she oh but since they refer to me as he i didnt want to blow my cover. anyway instead of keeping the forum dry i go beyond offer letter and start working hours una wan crucify me haba!!!!!! na me hold una offer letter? . like that info wasnt useful. anyway there is no news thats why no one has said anything yet! so Irom , oayombo, make una relax.

amu ukwu:
Abeg na naija man go do all this ISSUES.

cynthiafred67:
^^ you want to go and protest?

Nah, want to go and register as an active member

MAYOWAAK:
Dear ladies,
Due to d recent Boko Haram attacks, we would avoid public places like fastfood, cinemas, bars, restaurants, beaches
To safe guard our lives. Therefore,this year's valentine will be strictly on bed.
Signed __________
Nigerian Association Of Boyfriends(NAOB)

lilodez:
Volla and eldex take your investment and brotherly companion elsewhere cant you see this forum is for serious people?

, If I had commented with the anger I had because of the derailment, one would have thought I was taking it personal. So I held myself, hoping that some other person would address it.

You are so on point

chelseabmw:
gala. . . .70naira


where are we heading to?

larvish:
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ela_nick:
GREETINGS TO ALL!
HOPE THE NEW YEAR WAS WELL SPENT?
TO CUT THINGS SHORT
I SPOKE TO THE CONSULTANT HIMSELF TODAY
WHOM I HAVE BEEN IN TOUCH WITH EVER SINCE THE INTERVIEW / CHAT ENDED IN ABUJA
HE CONFIRMED TO ME THAT MARCH IS THE ANTICIPATED TIME TO HEAR FROM NSITF
ALTHOUGH I HAVE BEEN IN TOUCH TO ENSURE MY NAME IS IN HIS RECOMMENDED LIST TO NSITF

COULD THERE BE PARTICIPANTS FROM THE SOUTH EAST REGION THAT ATTENDED THE CHAT IN ABUJA FOR
ESP[b].[ HSE OFFICER 1] POSITION [/b]TO PLS CONTACT ME ON 08033145433
OR LEAVE YOUR NO. TO FINALLY KNOW WHO EMERGES.

ELA NICK
ENUGU.

freecocoa:
Take her out,buy her a gift(teddy,jewelry etc)you can give her money sef,afterwards head home if she's up for it and nyash her like never before,na una way be that.

You na very good badt guys , see advise  

cynthiafred67:
I will accept a card wit sweet romantic words, or a box of chocolate and a teddy. Abeg no bring flowers, I no be Goat.

*falls from Hisbiscus Tree*

ogbeche77:
Falls from Agbalumo tree

Deep Soul:

And this is why corruption is so widespread. It has eaten deep into our veins. When people start getting properly prosecuted because they have done wrong, and not just because of politicking and witch-hunting, then corruption will start being tackled.

Until then, all this one NA WASH! This guy don find person trouble and this is the price he has to pay for it

Acidosis:

lagerwhenindoubt link=topic=858287.msg10079249#msg10079249 date=1327914617:
You think it is easy for GEJ to bring Facebook to Nigeria talkless of having a facebook account for the NSC. una never sabi anything yet

*falls from a mango tree*

Falls from an apple tree

aca77:
Exactly. I was at first apprehensive when Stacey mentioned the text thing but on second thought, I wondered what kind of yeye "details" NSITF would need from us again when they already have all the details about us - down to our home addresses, emails, phone numbers, qualifications, etc. Abi na our shoe sizes dem wan know again? Let's just hope for the best. Anyone receiving a text to send their 'details' may have some complications or irregularities.

Meanwhile, someone should PLEASE help is find out how many people came for the chat/interviews. I think the candidates came from all over the country for the Lagos chats, so I don't think there were others in ABJ or elsewhere, I stand to be corrected. Anyway, This job is signed, sealed and delivered IJN. No other outcome is even thinkable.

jakes11111:
I dont think the chat was also held outside lagos. A friend came all the way from abuja to attend the chat here in lagos even though abuja was her contact address.

OlowoTee:
surulere again!!?? Now, does it have to do with the drainage system in Surulere? It seems Surulere is peculiar and Headquarter of Mosquitoes

I would suggest we do an overhauling of the entire community, then. .

Since Surulere has unanimously been declared the operational base of mosquitoes, I will suggest an emmergency to be declared there. 24 hours curfew for all Mosquitoes, shoot on sight

lilodez:
well lets start from the unserious minded people- they are- onasharon, sambintex, ekehleosey,sddjja, scholess, smiththoma etc they know themselves,

now to those who have kept faith and encouraged others and provided very useful infomation they are in no particular order:
Irom, danto, oayombo, broncop,jybz, nosyke, garnetty, Timbs001, stacydash, notfree, benne, mstia, kevo2b, makonko, ubanimeks,a kyari, Ela nick, aca77, danbatyagi, otunba77, kuma007,ibusho.
pls send your current email address, mobile number, and location to lyttlebt@yahoo.com . when the list is compiled i will send a copy to every one (the serious minded ones) this would be professionally done so no cause for alarm. thank you all. oh least i forget am on the list as well!!!!!!!!!

Chimonie:
@chysleak: I tot u told dabrains dat u got a job with unilever. what now took u to chamscity for SON test if at all dia was a thing like dat.
plsssss, say wat u know o!

lilodez:
@garnetty well done. Am suggesting that we all hook up at the orientation. we are like family now. but this is only for the serious forumites here ,i would be compiling the list shortly, we should be starting in february that is what i was told so lets start thanking God for bringing us this far and answering our prayers.

Danto:
This is for serious minded people on dis forum.secondly,i wil be compiling d list.for more clearity lilodez try and explain for beta understanding.

BigBenoski:
Netsare u kidn me 4 real??mosquitoes down in rivers have a way of lifting d nets 2 gain entrance. D weak ones drop 2 d floor,crawl around d nets til de c an opening, and please dnt go thinking going 2 bed on jeans will save u o cos they have hypodermic syringes 4 proposcis. We understood how hopeless it was when as a corper,we discovered these vampires could penetrate d yellow part of doz ajuwaya boots. If u r in rivers,treat d mosquitoes lik d terrorists they are.b4 u go 2 bed tek 2hrs 2 hunt dem down physically, dnt just knock dem down,crush them cos de dnt die easily. B4 i 4get,dnt even tink abt insecticides, makes dem HIGH and ANGRY and trust me people,u dont wana c dem angry!

*falls from the moon* .
Guy you too much

firstgirl:
I learnt they are writing the test today by 10am. I did get any invitation.

How sure are you.Please confirm again before people start running HBP. SON isnt a small firm that would do its test without people knowing given the huge number of people that applied.
Besides, writing an aptitude test on a Monday , doesnt add up, did you get the invite yourself, where are they writing it??

rx steve:
No jokes pls

emcemayo:
my broda if u c as i dey check ma mail ehen i pray wen news comes out we go dey shortlisted.i applied 2

rx steve:
Do agree with the position of element Hydrogen on the periodic table. Comment.

afam4eva:
He probably never knew he would become a local government chairman not to talk of the president of the most populous black nation the world over. people like Atiku, IBB etc knew that they would become important in the future and didn't marry a wives that would embarass them.

Kettle calling pot black

Idowuogbo:
^No it won't cus dey both gona be banging each oda

You mean throwing bangers at each other?

MsDarkSkin:
hmmm not sure. i mean HOPEFULLY he wouldn't be twice my age I guess.
but if he is even 15 yrs my senior I guess it would be ok. As long as he respects me and acts his age.

Please tell me you are kidding. Won't the relationship be more like a Father-Daughter kind?