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PoliticsRe: Obasanjo Warns Against Another Civil War! by Nosyke(m): 1:35pm On Jan 16, 2013
[color=#000099]Now this is Serious[/color]
TravelRe: Nigerians In Afghanistan, Lets Meet Here by Nosyke(m): 1:25pm On Jan 16, 2013
chromoTop: Guy nice one! good to see another bro here!
Afgans dont descriminate, really good people.
we can hook up, I live in Kabul really lively place! you can make some friends with the 'green guys'. helpful when you go to the US.
feel free to contact me. I live at Al-queda Avenue, Osama B street, close to Sheik Monsour Rahman quarters.
see ya soon bro! no fears wink

Now this got me cracking up.

@OP, oh so your name also came out on the advanced terrorism and sucicide bombing course holding in Afghanistan? Congrats
RomanceRe: Love Letter Written In Yoruba Language! by Nosyke(m): 1:14am On Jan 10, 2013
Vivky and Babyosisi...You guys will be held responsible if anything happens to my ribs. Damn, I haven't read such funny stuffs on nairaland in a very long while. Unu dikwa too much
PoliticsRe: Ben Murray Bruce Named Chairman Of FRCN by Nosyke(m): 10:20pm On Jan 02, 2013
okpara ugo: Oooops! He will move to FERMA... shocked
Then He will set up Silverbird Construction Company...truss me
PoliticsRe: Describe Your Governor's Performance In 2012 In One Word by Nosyke(m): 10:20am On Jan 01, 2013
T.A. Orji = Disaster
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Refuse To Eat During Misunderstanding With Women? by Nosyke(m): 6:25am On Dec 27, 2012
Reference: Hmm. Speaking as a man I am not too sure that his personal well-being is entirely the reason behind your concern. You must understand the psychology of this called food at home.

When a man accepts to eat the food prepared by a loved one his mindset is that of absolute trust borne out of love. The kind of trust hitherto in custody of his mother. When he eats there is a part of his thinking that says you are open, exposed and vulnerable. Not to food poisoning or other funny things but vulnerability to control of his heart, his emotions.

That is why once a trust alarm blows as in a hot argument his defences are triggered and he seeks to gain control of his emotions immediately. He perceives you want to gain control and rejects the avenue of this access.

Men don't keep their emotions in fixed deposit. They want to be on top of situations always. We are hard wired that way.
Oga, I Love this, makes a whole lot of sense
Gracias
Christianity EtcRe: A Thread For Christmas Messages by Nosyke(m): 7:01am On Dec 25, 2012
As we celebrate the Birth Of our Lord & Savior.May the Joy & Peace that comes with the season b permanent in our lives. Seasons greetings to you & family.
PoliticsRe: FG Bans Foreign Cars For Ministries, Departments And Agencies by Nosyke(m): 8:07am On Dec 21, 2012
Wow, this is great news. Just last Sunday, I saw an 18 seater bus and on close inspection, behold it was Innoson, frankly speaking I was very happy and I said to myself I hope the Government will adopt the Innoson brand as Official cars just like the US uses Chevys and Ford Cars.
If only this would be implemented to the latter.
EducationRe: Your University/Alma Mater Slangs by Nosyke(m): 11:18am On Dec 20, 2012
Michael Okpara University of Agriculture, Umudike.

TDB( Till Day Break)

Jacking (Reading)

Medical Students (Extra Year Students)

Oto (Garri)...abeg u get oto? (ie, Please do you have garri grin grin grin)

When I remember more , I will post.



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FoodRe: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nosyke(m): 2:54pm On Dec 16, 2012
@Ishilove, nice post..made my day.
There is this very fat goat with Standard bia bia roaming around my crib, since you are well versed in such skills, any tips on a covert GOATnapping?
Thanks in anticipation.
FoodRe: Ways To Catch A Chicken by Nosyke(m): 12:49pm On Dec 16, 2012
Any chicken wey disappear for CASAP, na you I know
tchidi: *taking notes and nodding* cool cool
ComputersRe: The Worst Virus/Malware Infection You've Had On Your PC? by Nosyke(m): 1:37pm On Dec 11, 2012
Raila Odinga...the name still sends shivers down my spine till today.
Experienced it in 2008, wiped my Final year project draft..I had to retype all over.
It was a real menace then in School. Very hard to remove,I had to reformat my system.
HealthRe: Itching Balls For Months Now by Nosyke(m): 11:26pm On Dec 07, 2012
You are responsible for whatever that happens to my ribs. Damn!!!, this post got me cracking up.
Gombs: Dude...u haf either of the newer forms of STI (sexually transmitted infection) or STJ (sexually transmitted juju)



Shey u wan tell us say na Perfume?because Йą pampers we all for NL dey wear shey?


BTW,y spray ǖя̩̥̊ balls in d first place?....sorry to ask,r u gay?

I tink u shd see a doc or ifa priest or a pastor or warreva u bliv in...else u'd wake up one morning n ǖя̩̥̊ sroctal sac on d bed...yea bro,it'll secede.

Cheers mate
NYSCRe: A Female NYSC Member Fights Back After Being Assaulted By Her Employer by Nosyke(m): 2:28pm On Dec 05, 2012
“He slapped me and pushed me, I hit my ear hard on an iron fence by his garden. He started dragging my top (white NYSC vest) and my bosom came out,” Agbo told the Police. “He brought out his hand again and slapped me. He called his manager and assistant to send me out of the premises which they did”.

Story too long jor. I thought the new name of the bolded was 'unmentionables'? How come it is now being 'mentioned' grin grin
PoliticsRe: EFCC's Budget Slashed: Good Or Bad Sign? by Nosyke(m): 12:49pm On Dec 04, 2012
plendil: Can you imagine that?? Other than personnel, what exactly do they need so much money for? They don't have any capital expenditure as far as I know.
Investigations cost money......lots of it. Suspects will have to be transported from Detention to courts,(flights, fuel for cars) be fed, pay lawyers and other logistic arrangements.
Do you know how much it cost the UK to successfully prosecute Ibori.................£14 million (about N3.6billion). shocked shocked shocked
Now this is just for 1 person only. Now do a random extrapolation to the numerous 'thieves' we have in this Country.....your guess is as good as mine.

As far as I am concerned, no amount is too much to fight corruption. By the way, its funny how a government that wants to fight corruption slashes the funds meant for this very fight but brings up frivolous expenditures like building an extra new banquet hall for the state house (over 2 Billion). An irony I must say.
RomanceRe: How Can One Identify A Pretending Partner??? by Nosyke(m): 6:40pm On Dec 03, 2012
Subscribing
RomanceRe: The Kind Of Guy That Women Find Attractive? by Nosyke(m): 8:01pm On Nov 30, 2012
It means 6 packs of indomie (hungry man size)
OK1: what's "6 packs"?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How Much Do Immigration And Civil Defence Pay Graduates by Nosyke(m): 3:36pm On Nov 30, 2012
BE811APP: Civil defence
69k 4 HND/NCE
115k 4 BSc....

Imigrations BSc - 135k

Customs..Bsc staright 4rm camp is 89k
After 1 year it shoots up to 140k (I have a bro working der)...
very Correct
haykay2005: If you say 89k basic without allowances you might be right but 89 total package is wrong,also have friends and relatives there.
You can either believe it or not, but thats the home truth..mate
PoliticsRe: Reps Fear National Assembly May Be Next Terror Target by Nosyke(m): 7:20pm On Nov 29, 2012
The HOR member that aroused the fear must be a product of a failed educational system and f.uk.tard
Sagamite: If it was only them that were targets, then I would sleep better.
RomanceRe: Cooking, Sex Or Good Character For Your Woman? by Nosyke(m): 9:56pm On Nov 25, 2012
Like someone mentioned earlier on, good character is relative and subjective. Op please define good character, from there we can then make our choices.
For what its worth, I'll choose good character first, cooking then intimacy
PoliticsRe: NL Political Dialogue Nov 2012: STATE POLICE - ARE WE READY FOR IT? by Nosyke(m): 7:53am On Nov 25, 2012
I sincerely thank all the participants and judges in this debate. You guys did a wonderful job, Kudos!!
Much respect goes t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ Deepsight for his 'deep' analysis of the support 'for state police'
I was thrilled by the opening notes of Chedarking...simply awesome. These are fundamental issues that need t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ be addressed , which until then we may have t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ wait.
I still remain of the opinion that Nigeria , as she is now is not ready yet for state police .
Deepsight mentioned in his post and I quote "We cannot have a State Judiciary and State Department of Public Prosecutions without a State enforcement Unit."
My question is.. t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ what extent have these individual state judiciary and prosecution team been effective . Haven't they still be used by the State chief Executives to do their selfish biddings?The state judiciary is it not answerable t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ the Attorney General of the state (correct me if wrong) , who is appointed by the Governor?
Even if the above points were tackled , how about funding? How do we expect in place an efficient 'state police' funded by the Federal government?
Case in point was the Agro between Lagos and the Fg then under Obasanjo, what would have been the fate of the Lagos 'state police' when their monthly funds were wit held, I guess they would have been grounded. Imagine Borno state has its allocation being witheld for that period of time and being absolutely dependent on the Fg for their funds and having the current security situation on ground.I fear t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ imagine it, how about you? What happens t̶̲̥̅̊ợ̣̣̇̇̇ their police, how will they be tackle their security situation
CelebritiesRe: Tonto Dikeh Expresses Annoyance With AY Over Daughter's Parody Video by Nosyke(m): 6:05am On Nov 24, 2012
Damn, this Tonto of a girl has her way of always making it to the front page. Why is she always vulgar??
PoliticsRe: Interview With Founder Of SaharaReporters Omoyele Sowore by Nosyke(m): 9:33pm On Nov 23, 2012
Your case is very serious, an emergency should be declared on you and your school should be made to refund every dime paid on your behalf
johnwizey: can sumone just pls summarize all he said?
PoliticsRe: Interview With Founder Of SaharaReporters Omoyele Sowore by Nosyke(m): 9:21pm On Nov 23, 2012
Wow, I never knew SR was indigenous. Dear Sowore, as you have chooses to expose darkness, May your light continue to shine.....
PoliticsRe: List Of Bayelsa State Political Appointees by Nosyke(m): 4:28pm On Nov 23, 2012
Sagamite: You are a person!

Product of a failed education system!

A Patience "Ri-Ri" Jonathan curricullum development outcome.
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
CrimeRe: Abuja Woman Bites Off Neighbour’s unmentionable by Nosyke(m): 4:11pm On Nov 23, 2012
tchidi: Mbok, wetin be 'unmentionable'?
Tcheedee Unmentionable is untypable grin grin







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Nairaland GeneralRe: 6-Legged Lamb Born In Georgia by Nosyke(m): 4:08pm On Nov 23, 2012
wallahi, you badt gan grin grin
Babzilla: MEEN THATS COOL. CONSIDER THE 2 EXTRA LEGS AS JARA, 2 EXTRA LEGS 2 EAT. IF NA NAIJA ALL THESE ISI-EWU SELLERS FOR RUSH TO BUY AM.
topsy1971: If reseach can lead to genetic production of more of this species, there will be more added walue to lamb meat
You meant Valuehuh grin grin grin grin






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FamilyRe: Couple Celebrates 80th Wedding Anniversary, Shares Secrets To Lasting Marriage by Nosyke(m): 6:02pm On Nov 21, 2012
wizb: Yea that's true.
You are so annoying. You just had to quote the whole passage to make your point??smh
@OP, I commend papa and mama. Wishing them more blissful years ahead
Car TalkRe: My Pugs Journey From Enugu To Uyo On Sunday 18th Nov 2012 (Update) by Nosyke(m): 5:54pm On Nov 20, 2012
Na my school U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊Ƹ̴γ̲̣̣̥ casthuhtcheedee
tchidi: See my kpako school gate oº°˚!! cheesy
FamilyRe: If Your Spouse Came Home Drunk: Your Reaction by Nosyke(m): 6:01am On Nov 10, 2012
How??
olivegirl: . WOmen like dis kind of boo.
Foreign AffairsRe: US States Shut-down For Hurricane Sandy by Nosyke(m): 2:20pm On Oct 29, 2012
Hurricane Katrina, Irene, now Sandy...May God Help US
PoliticsRe: Governor Flogs PHCN Manager For Power Failure by Nosyke(m): 6:09am On Oct 25, 2012
I must say that I'm disappointed in majority of the comments commending the Governor for assaulting the PHCN official. We shouldn't sacrifice good reasoning/judgment at the alter of sentiments.Its quite understandable, peoples frustrations in the hands of PHCN but then should we throw away the baby with the dirty water? If there was a failure on the part of PHCN,what the governor would have done was to follow approved channels to seek redress/better services.The PHCN staff was not employed by the governor infact he is a public servant like the Governor. The governor has no right to query the staff let alone lay his hands/koboko on him. Human right Organizations should take this up and he should be sued his
a** off. Oh I forgot,he has immunity from prosecution. I have always opined that immunity should be stripped off public officials
.I rest my case

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