Politics › Re: Nigerian Flags Sell For €7 In Poland As Others Try To Identify As Nigerians by Oblongata: 6:28am On Feb 28, 2022 |
Nigeria is a great country! Bad leaders but great country !!! |
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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I've Just Been Sacked by Oblongata: 6:14am On Feb 24, 2022 |
Omihanifa: From the look of things, the woman just wants you to come and beg her no be say she truly sack you. If you go back to the office and beg she go tell you to resume back.
See ehen just play the fool. No be say you dey foolish o but just act like you are foolish so that you can plan your exit out of that place.
My former boss just be like this your boss way you describe. She go shout and shout at the end of the day all nah GRA GRA @OP please take this advise. Na Norma shakara. Go meet her after she calm down and lie down beg. No be say you be foool o, bet you just wan make everything balance dats all… |
Romance › Re: Valentine's Special (The Season Of Love). by Oblongata: 8:57pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Ouchbabe: Nairaland is a goldmine, so many great people are here. Shout out to all the lovely people who have made me happy in one way or another through jokes, memes, educational and informational posts, giveaways. Thank you for showing me love even when you don't know who I am. May you day be filled with joy and love. Happy Valentine's day. Obiwank Quadfire Pocohantas Oblongata Toyade888 Strongdickfresh Nedekid Explorer Hope you had a nice Val? May you live long in God’s Grace. |
Celebrities › Re: Kolawole Ajeyemi: I Love My Wife, Toyin Abraham, More Than My Mother (Video) by Oblongata: 8:06pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
Pelumar: na 2pac lyric you quote I feel u bruh (chop knuckles) You are a correct guy *return knuckles* |
Celebrities › Re: Kolawole Ajeyemi: I Love My Wife, Toyin Abraham, More Than My Mother (Video) by Oblongata: 8:02pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
DaddyRochie1642: You quoted Tupac with that your last sentence  Very guilty as charged  |
Celebrities › Re: Kolawole Ajeyemi: I Love My Wife, Toyin Abraham, More Than My Mother (Video) by Oblongata: 9:11am On Feb 20, 2022*. Modified: 9:14pm On Feb 20, 2022 |
SIMP Lomo!
SIMPlabi!
Mother’s love is unquantifiable, incomparable!
Your wife can leave you over your small mistake, but a mother is hooked with you until her last breath.
I love my wife… but ain’t a woman alive that can take my mother’s place |
Politics › Re: Timothy Adegoke: Case Against Adedoyin Discontinued at FCT High Court by Oblongata: 1:49pm On Feb 08, 2022*. Modified: 10:24pm On Feb 08, 2022 |
Many people won’t digest what they read before spitting rubbish. It was Adegoke’s family lawyer (Falana) that asked for the case to be discontinued at the federal level and be brought to the jurisdiction which the crime was committed (Osun State). This clearly might not be unconnected to a fact that there might be much interference at the federal level. And aside that, it was wrong from the onset to had gone federal when the state has competent courts. Falana simply corrected an anomaly. |
Health › Re: How Do I Treat This Ailment/infection? Please Help. (photos). by Oblongata: 4:20pm On Feb 03, 2022 |
We used Neomedrol to get rid of this back then.
I don’t know if the ointment is still available |
Education › Re: In Your Primary School Days, How Much Was Your Daily Pocket Money ? by Oblongata: 3:52am On Jan 27, 2022 |
50 kobo which was enough for ‘Ikana Gowon’, chalk sweet and ‘Sisi Pelebe’. Like play like play, person done dey old  |
Crime › Re: Police Officer Rapes A Female Suspect In Custody. by Oblongata: 9:50pm On Jan 25, 2022 |
If I click, will the policeman unrape her?  |
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Agriculture › Re: Turkey Farmer Makes His Cow Wear VR Goggles To Increase Milk Production by Oblongata: 6:00pm On Jan 21, 2022 |
Poor cows, they would think they are in their paradise, not knowing it is just virtual… |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Is Mr. B A Good Friend Or A Bad Friend? by Oblongata: 2:43pm On Jan 21, 2022 |
OP na you be Mr A or C.
If you can afford it, then help him. |
Business › Re: AMCON Takes Over IBEDC by Oblongata: 2:17pm On Jan 21, 2022 |
Different bottle, same wine! |
Sports › Re: I Am Single And I Like Toxic Women – Maduka Okoye (Video by Oblongata: 2:10pm On Jan 21, 2022 |
If this one spend 1 night with Tonto, he go say na gay him wan be  |
NYSC › Re: Corper Beaten For Refusing To Pay Bike Men by Oblongata: 1:36pm On Jan 21, 2022*. Modified: 1:53pm On Jan 21, 2022 |
Attitude is everything…
He could have easily spoken well with the bike man, explaining to him how he must have misplaced his wallet, and gone ahead to explain his predicament to people around and just maybe, he might see a helper, rather than claim ‘Omojoba’, who corper epp?
Manner of approach is quite essential…
If an officer stops my car, the first thing I say is ‘Oga mi sir! How dey go dey go?’. He has no other option than to reciprocate my greeting and patapata ask ‘anything for the boys’? rather than wasting my time asking for documents. |
Celebrities › Re: “My Ex Husband Cheated On Me, Kaffy Dancer Hints About Her Divorce” by Oblongata: 5:08am On Jan 20, 2022 |
Jondelng: LOL!!, you are so wrong shaa… If she wan live make she live naa, another person wey like infidelity like your mama fit take over naa @OP please forgive him, na small sense dey worry am. |
TV/Movies › Re: Mo Abudu Responds To Criticism Trailing 'Chief Daddy 2' by Oblongata: 5:18pm On Jan 14, 2022 |
No need for constructive stuff, the thing na jargon  |
Crime › Re: Lagos Shop Owner Beats Apprentice To Death Over Missing N1000 (Graphic Photo) by Oblongata: 5:49pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
Always be slow to anger so you don’t over react!
I remember a friend that was always quick to anger, no matter the advice we gave to him he never listened and made us know it was part of his character…
Not until he beat up a bar girl and the hotel owner reported him. He slept kirikiri for like a week. The guy done calm down wella now. |
Crime › Re: Moment Bodies Of Three Children Were Discovered In A Freezer In Enugu (Graphic) by Oblongata: 5:41pm On Jan 12, 2022 |
So sick |
Business › Re: Standard Chartered To Shut Half Of Nigeria Branches by Oblongata: 5:10pm On Jan 11, 2022 |
Anyone familiar with them would know they had positioned themselves for this since 2 years ago. The way they have redeployed ogas to junior staff, some don't even have a clear work description till now |
Crime › Re: Police Officer Dies Following His Dismissal Over Pistol Sold To Cultist In Kwara by Oblongata: 8:17am On Jan 10, 2022 |
I really feel pity for the late dismissed officer… |
Crime › Re: 23-Year-Old Zimbabwean Prostitute Arrested After Sex With 2 Underage Boys by Oblongata: 11:13pm On Jan 09, 2022 |
Na wa o, see eczema all over her face  And how in the world is that dude underage? I was expecting to see like a 10 year old  |
Education › Re: Sylvester Oromoni: I Won’t Bury My Son Even If It Takes 30 Years To Get Justice by Oblongata: 1:01pm On Jan 08, 2022 |
As a father myself with kids, I understand how you feel... But it's time to let the boy go to rest. The boy has suffered enough, don't extend his suffering sir! Put the boy to rest. Let heaven take care of the rest |
Crime › Re: Open Up Now: What Made You To Shed Tears Secretly? by Oblongata: 11:54am On Jan 08, 2022 |
adeoyekay: May the Lord console you. Thank you sir |
Crime › Re: Open Up Now: What Made You To Shed Tears Secretly? by Oblongata: 1:07am On Jan 08, 2022 |
Lost my dad most recently and I have had to be strong for my wife and kids… I secretly cry myself to sleep every night because that is the only sleep medicine my body knows now, else I would stay awake all night. I can’t even sniff because I don’t want my wife to know I am crying, my own tears na learner for where her own dey  |
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke And Uche Maduagwu’s Fake Fight (Behind The Scene Video) by Oblongata: 5:25pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
Odewaleadesoye: Apologise big man! I am very sorry for this.. All nah big cruise... I am actually sorry for that.... I actually wanted to post the video of the fight. Please don't be angry. There are many people who secretly admire and wish you great success, don’t let us down. |
Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke And Uche Maduagwu’s Fake Fight (Behind The Scene Video) by Oblongata: 2:31pm On Jan 06, 2022 |
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Celebrities › Re: Iyabo Oko Is Not Dead, She Moved He Hand After 3 Hours - Daughter by Oblongata: 8:55am On Jan 06, 2022 |
Apoti aje! May you be healed ma! |
Nairaland General › Re: I Just Killed This Small Snake, Pls Is It Dangerous? by Oblongata: 7:49pm On Jan 02, 2022 |
The snake is not dangerous because you just killed it  |
Politics › Re: Seun Help Us Push This.....another Crisis Looming In Ikorodu by Oblongata: 8:52am On Dec 31, 2021 |
I had 2 lands there that I sold off because of the fracas that occurred few years back. The government should do something about it quickly before it degenerates to full scale...but then again, the government is busy with 2023 elections. |