₦airaland Forum

Chat btw a god father and a governor…

GF:Clean up the Lekky mess, it’s going to be election time soon and we don’t want people using that against us…

G: Ok sir, but how do you suppose we do that?

GF: I don’t know, make a panel or something, time heals so let there be lot of delays, then come out with a verdict of no killings…

G: Sir, if the panel’s report states otherwise nko?

GF: You are the governor, ensure the final verdict comes from you, make them believe you…

G: Ok sir! What of the families of the slain?

GF:Ensure no one comes forward. Make use of info mgt. get the people on your side, call it a truce or something, make a peace walk, just get the people back on your side!

G: ok sir

GF: if you lie to them long enough, they just might start believing you. That’s same stuff the lying minister uses.

G: great point sir!

GF: sweep this under the carpet before year runs out! I don’t want to hear about any Lekki stuff again!

G: Roger that sir!

Sorry for deviating o…

But you should have just called it ‘Tokunbo’ since it is yet to be numbered and it is very clean

Baba don blow! 3 sold out nights!!!

Baba God noni!

Messi is very humble. Judging from stats and in my book he deserves the ballon’dor. Ronaldo always feel entitled, and very soon his light would be put to sleep, at least sooner than Messi’s. At his age Ronaldo can kiss Messi’s foot, because Messi has widened the gap and Roro can never catch up with him again, at least, not this world.

Una sha wan cast bobrisky

See as dude dey greet cubana like say dem be age mate? Money done spoil things o

To say na aunty Tiwa, na so she go open yansh

This smells like a cover up! He had those injuries during a football match? Secondary school cultists use football matches for initiation, bullying, etc this will help to cover up whatever rubbish they are doing. I think that the school have not had a thorough investigation and are only after saving the school’s name. I absolutely agree with @ ekineme

My brother, how you go take make that Kain mistake for naija?

No soap wey you go use baff am, you be beta wizard for that your neighbor face. Just kuku dey wear red and accept your calling, or make you move out jejely. The choice is yours!

Snake sef done begin dey vex, maybe dem just dey ear say one of dem swallow millions before.

For Nigeria everything dey gather vex…

I go my padi house the dog dey vex come begin chase me…

I pass one road close to yakoyo Berger yesterday, I see rats for gutter dey scatter fight dey ves…

I pass cow, he begin dey vex dey near me, I no do am anything o.

IPOB dey vex, Falz dey vex, Macaroni dey vex, Sanwo Olu dey vex…

Even this goat wey we try interview here dey vex…

You didn’t know you were rich because you were just too young to notice anything. All you would have wanted was your video games and Cartoon Network.

My brother please go for the job in Minna!
Don’t forget that your 90k income in Ogun state will decrease by January!

Congratulations dear!

If they had found money in it, there would have been huge fight.

He was another great Okada in the Nigerian team before the likes of Ikedia and Obafemi took over from him

Witlee1:
How can't you take your time and read? I'm surprised people like you passed out of school successfully that's if you went to school.
Where did I write I'm insisting on the baby?

You are just daft
Enjoy the mention you won't get it again

You insisted on the baby, it’s implied in the second line of the rubbish you wrote up there.

On Christ the solid rock I stand! All other ground is sinking sand!!!

Ororo fans over to you

Datboredberry:
I'm as very light smoker- at most, three to four cigarettes a week...

I'm very young, and I started smoking two years ago...

In our society, if a woman is known to be a smoker... She's looked down on... And false assumptions are made of her personality...

Why the stigmatisation? I know men are victims too but women who smoke are viewed as classless etc... While with men, it's simply a bad habit...

What's your opinion on women who smoke? And what's your reason?

I would appreciate comments based on experiences rather than bias...

And I need valid points how SMOKING directly indicates a wayward woman...

Thanks!

Our society is messed up!

Now that we got that aside, I have this tingling attraction for ladies who smoke! I smoke sometimes and I don't give a hoot whose ox is gored! None of this society people will come to your aid if you ever needed help, so why should I care about them? Abeg make dem shift. My dear, live life the best way you can. Even an hypochondriac would still end up dying.

Na wa o! All these thunder for heaven just dey waste sha!

Baba God! Na only you fit patient like this o! After you na still you…


Oya ffk, which nonsense you wan yarn this week?

Joydan95:
When I was pregnant, I used to have terrible dreams. My mum had terrible dreams too and would call me to always pray, she gave me psalms to always read too. I was always going to church so one day on my way back from church, one woman at my junction told me that “God “ revealed something bad to her that I should follow her to a church to pray and I stood there transfixed thinking of the best reply to give to her. I rejected everything and proclaimed positive thing concerning my pregnancy and delivery. I didn’t allow what she said bother me, I told my husband and him being a positive person told me that I should just imagine myself holding my baby. The Saturday prior to the week when I gave birth, I went to clean the church and the pastor saw me when I was about leaving he said he felt the need to pray for me. He said he saw a barrier on my delivery day but God will give me victory. I just answered amen. I didn’t even think about it.
On the day of my delivery, labour started at 6. am and I got to the hospital. Labour was progressing until my baby’s heartbeat started running and I was booked for emergency CS, reality dawn on me and I was scared of dying in the process but I recited everything Bishop said during Shiloh 2020 together with the declarations our state pastor usually say for pregnant women that “ my delivery is going to be safe, smooth, sound and successful “ those were the words I repeated while tears were running down. I felt peace and the moment I heard the doctor say he has brought out my baby with his amniotic sac intact, I was still anxious but as soon as I heard my baby crying I started saying “thank you Jesus” till I was stitched up. They took the baby to my husband outside the theatre and after he held the baby, he passed him to my mum and forcefully entered the theatre to check up on me. . He kissed me and was chased away. Lol

N/B: Pregnancy/ delivery needs a lot of positivity and good vibe. Pray , watch movies, read your Bible, go out if you can but just make sure you do not give in to any negative thoughts cos the devil will jump on it. When you think of something consistently with the same energy, the universe will bring in events that will make it come to manifestation.

I pray for a safe delivery for every pregnant woman. Men support your wives o,e no easy. Sorry for my the long post, it is because of people like me they tell testifiers to share their testimonies in 30 seconds

May you be blessed for this wonderful piece! Thank you.

That year ehn, my wife gave me so much wahala! I became a pastor, a father, motivational speaker, etc! She was super scared and said things like ‘if I die, let my child know that I love him’. I nearly blamed myself for impregnating her. Few days to Edd, see prayers! I just kuku opt out for cs jeje! Because her fear fear been dey fear me sef and I didn’t want to lose anybody. Thank God for his mercies! That’s more than a decade ago!We even had 2 more later on. Thank you God!

If you are in that situation now, please don’t be scared! Just know you will come out of the labor room alive and well along with your child! It is well!

Killers are actually not killers

They just kill people!

Why is nobody talking about log of wood?

NwaAmaikpe:




This is why it is pertinent that everyone learns how to administer first aid treatments.
See how the mumu on white wasted such a precious opportunity and kicked that girl to death instead of saving her life.

If I was there, God knows I'd have taken her bra off to be able to compress her chest without any inhibitors.

Then I'd bend down and give her the best mouth-to-mouth that money can buy.

Just feeling the luscious lips of a raving lunatic mouthing over hers is enough to send electric spikes back to any feeble heart.

Besides, I read somewhere that orgasms are good for the heart but I am not thinking what you are thinking because I am only responsible for my own inordinate lust.

This guy you dey mad gaan

dingbang:
and didnt you reason all these were thought of and included in the safety plans? Did you even watch the video and listen to what the pilot said? They planned for several months! Jeez.

I only wanted to show you landing is easier than air lifting. Jeez!

dingbang:
if the plane land successfully, it can also take off too.

I beg to differ!

As per landing
If the runway is wide enough, there is space for skidding, a good pilot can land.

But take off is another ball game. If the grip of the tyres is low, the plane might not be able to gather speed unless the tyre is specifically built for ice grip. If the ice is thin, it might still pose some dangers.

The best of his kind! Rest In Peace Adimeru!

Thank you for making our childhood fun!

Nice feat! But how will the plane gather enough speed for lifting on a icy runway? Beats me

seunmsg:
The man who should never have been head of state. He was a conservative soldier who had little or no idea on how to run a complex and diverse country like Nigeria. Grossly incompetent and was never prepared for office. No wonder he couldn’t last for more than 6 months.

Looking back now, I think things would have taken a different dimension if the original coupist of 15tb January, 1966 had formed the government instead of the reactionary government of Ironsi. Nzeogwu, Ifeajuna, Ademoyega etc were better educated and prepared for government. Maybe we would have avoided the bloody counter coup and the bloodier civil war that we are yet to recover from.

I can’t but agree with you! ‘The crocodile’ was not cut out for politics. He should have transferred his power to a better trusted ally. We would have been saved from civil war, and even Biafra agitations.

May he be caught. I suggest you send it to various WhatsApp groups in ibadan (eg church groups etc) someone might know him because ib is very small. Goodluck’

*Edit

And for those who seem to get me wrong because I said 'Ibadan is small'; Technology has made the world a global village. The world is 'smaller' thanks to technology. In comparison to the whole Nigeria, Ibadan can be said to be small.

Once there is a face and the face is placed on media, there can easily be a positive ID. Let's hope for the best.