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Romance › Re: I Think I Took The Redpill Too Far, I Dont Recognise Myself Anymore by Oblongata: 12:10pm On Oct 15, 2021
@ubunja come and carry your sheep o, this one done wan dey escape
Celebrities › Re: Usher Raymond Takes A Walk With His Pet Goats To Mark 43rd Birthday (Photos) by Oblongata: 11:25am On Oct 15, 2021
Iyaebe:
The only pets I like are goats and sheep.Handsome man with no hit songs, may God pick his call.Men that loves pets are kindhearted.
Dem suppose ban you for this yeye comment tongue
Crime › Re: Private School Teacher Seen Slapping And Wrestling With The Student (VIDEO) by Oblongata: 10:56am On Oct 15, 2021
Muchmore024:
I don't understand cheesy
tongue cheesy grin
Crime › Re: Private School Teacher Seen Slapping And Wrestling With The Student (VIDEO) by Oblongata: 10:51am On Oct 15, 2021
The teacher showed no restraint in the video, he is simply a monster and should be put away for a long time
Family › Re: Should I Tell My Dad That My Step-brother Is Not His Son ? by Oblongata: 7:37am On Oct 14, 2021
Juliusmomoh:
Note i don't hate him..
I love him with my everything.

I just discover recently that he's not my dad son..
I realized long ago that having blood ties does not make a family.

If your step bro is family enough, then he is your brother.
Crime › Re: What Army Men Did To A Fellow Nairalander In Calabar (graphic Pictures) by Oblongata: 5:49am On Oct 14, 2021
It is very unfortunate. I am sorry.

However, how do you know these guys are army? Many touts now wearing army uniforms.

May God heal your heart.
Food › Re: Why Do Most Nigerian Visitors Dont Finish The Food Served To Them? by Oblongata: 8:58pm On Oct 13, 2021
@ mynd 44, @lalasticlala @seun

The topic should be:

Why don’t most Nigerian visitors finish the food served to them?
Family › Re: My Son's Girlfriend Comes To Our House To Sleep Everyday by Oblongata: 9:35am On Oct 11, 2021
Y’all not acting like real African parents. Am sure you all have American or uk OT. Here in Africa, you stamp your feet and chase that girl outta your house. Get a gatekeeper with strict instructions. Finally, get that boy busy... let him start masters or something, and fast!
Nairaland General › Re: HELP!!! I Was Embarrassed And Humiliated. by Oblongata: 6:42am On Oct 11, 2021
[quote author=GayPontiff post=106632039][/quote]It is well with you kid.
Education › Re: Mr Macaroni Debunks Claims That He Didn't Graduate, Showcases Certificate (Pix) by Oblongata: 6:41am On Oct 11, 2021
Must you mention anyone? Don’t go into a war you are not equipped for.
Nairaland General › Re: HELP!!! I Was Embarrassed And Humiliated. by Oblongata: 6:36am On Oct 11, 2021
GayPontiff:
All these church people wey no dey get sense.
If u no get advice no b must to comment na
Is it a must you comment? Are you the OP? I quote you? traditional worshipper, I write church for my post? You seriously need my moniker.
Nairaland General › Re: HELP!!! I Was Embarrassed And Humiliated. by Oblongata: 6:24am On Oct 11, 2021
Move on sister! It is well with you.
Education › Re: N75,000 Bursary For Education Students: FG To Attach Strict Conditions -TRCN by Oblongata: 6:14pm On Oct 10, 2021
Believe the tooth fairy exist, before you should believe these guys.
Food › Re: See The Food I Cooked With Four Thousand Naira by Oblongata: 12:43pm On Oct 10, 2021
NotoriousBiggyS:
See the pot of soup I prepared with 4000naira.
Location is lekki and all the ingredients are bought here in lekki market
I like your Moniker. I am a Biggie smalls fan
Romance › Re: "When I Was Young, I Only Dated Bad Boys;now I'm Single & Lonely At 44" by Oblongata: 7:42am On Oct 10, 2021
CivilzedTyger:
. If e sure for u drop ur location. Useless bastard. No thanks to social media for giving daft people like u a voice. This goes a long way to show the kind of family background u emerged from. As u don disrespect God like this who come be ur mama or ur papa wey u go respect. No disrespect though but ur parents should have done better. Hardly ever see a Muslim trolling a Christian on socials in this manner yet we're are the violent ones, talk about double standard. The same way u Christians behave in the north, disrespecting people's believe in the guise of ignorance, once e red una go sceam victim. Bloody spineless folks only powerful behind a keyboard.
Please don’t liken all Christians to the OP. Many Christians are tolerant of our Muslim brothers. You should only fight the OP for his foul language against Muslim faithfuls and not fight Christians because of stupidity of a person. Besides, the OP might not even be a Christian sef. Even amongst the Muslim faithfuls, there are some that could be as daft and say bad things against Christians, do we now stereotype the whole Muslims?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: What Is The Shortest Time You Have Been Employed? by Oblongata: 6:08pm On Oct 08, 2021
I registered with blue arrow agency in uk in 2006, I got a job to work at a restaurant for 6 hours daily. I worked only 30 mins (apparently I couldn’t use the dish washer) and I was fired. I was so frustrated that year.
Travel › Re: Without Naming Where You’re From What Is Something Your City/state Is Known For by Oblongata: 8:41pm On Oct 07, 2021
River Goddess
Science/Technology › Re: Archaeologists Discover 2,700-Year-Old Luxury Toilet Used In Jerusalem (Photo) by Oblongata: 12:07am On Oct 07, 2021
tolugar:
Holy shit
The shit Is not holy cool
Education › Re: "In Your Mind" Or "On Ur Mind" Which One Is Grammaticallly Correct? by Oblongata: 6:21am On Oct 06, 2021
Amotolongbo:
i don’t know those ones, they aren’t in my “innit” dictionary
Try and upgrade to ‘Ibile’ dictionary cool
Education › Re: "In Your Mind" Or "On Ur Mind" Which One Is Grammaticallly Correct? by Oblongata: 12:42am On Oct 06, 2021
Amotolongbo:
if something is “on your mind”, it preoccupies your mind and gives concerns and keep worrying about it.

If something is “in your mind, it is just in your mind with no worry and concern.

In short, on your mind = in your mind + worry/concern
Just like ‘The thing dey for my mind’ and ‘the thing dey burst my brain’ shey?
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Woman Beheads Her Husband Over Cheating (Photo) by Oblongata: 7:33pm On Oct 04, 2021
Please guys! I seriously beg you nairalanders! Don’t reply the First comment. She is craving attention, don’t give her
Politics › Re: Soldiers Flee As Unknown Gunmen Enforce Sit-At-Home In Enugu, Imo by Oblongata: 7:27pm On Oct 04, 2021
DanHaske:
That's the best thing. I guess they must have been given instructions to avoid confrontation as much as possible so they don't kill "innocent citizens"
Let the gun men keep destroying their land while they are being cheered
You are endowed with my Moniker.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Interview Questions: Dumb Replies Only by Oblongata: 1:00pm On Oct 04, 2021
1. Why Are You Here? I have been asking myself that question.

2. Why Should we Hire You? Because you are the hire hire people. tongue

3. Tell us about yourself? I am kuku there.

4. What is your expected salary? OPP or OPG

5. How soon will u start work? Since yesterday.
Politics › Re: Someone Just Got Killed By UGM In My Front At Nnewi Now by Oblongata: 3:50am On Oct 04, 2021
Ikpunwanyianamb:
I'm 100% sure you don't reside or from the SE, no SE person will say this
See brother ehn, we want to believe but it is still your people that will flood here and say that it is the DSS that is killing people in south east. We don’t even know what to believe anymore.
Celebrities › Re: Tega: When People Say That I Had Sex In The BBNaija House... by Oblongata:
If you don’t support a woman’s career now, you will hear something like; he does not want me to grow! I would have been a millionaire now if not for his jealousy! Etc.

A man did a rare thing by making his woman go for millions that can change her career positively, His so called slut of a wife bangs on a live program and somehow, the man is at fault? If she can do that on live TV when she is certain the husband would know, who knows what she would have been doing to the gatemen and houseboys in their estate when the hubby is not around?

I am not completely exonerating the husband, I mean, what was he doing in Ubi Franklin’s house? Does he wants to trade his manliness for a few millions that would run out before the year ends? That would be the highest SIMP action ever.

As for the Topic, she is trying to sell herself to Rich men them, and who knows whether Ubi is a love-vendor. Dem done use money silence the SIMPle husband. The girl na investment that must not waste.
Politics › Re: Michael Ebonhor: Robbers Plucked Out My Eyes Because I Had No Money by Oblongata: 5:57am On Oct 03, 2021
Believing in extra ordinary source of evil is completely unnecessary, man alone is capable of all wickedness. (Joseph Conrad).
Education › Re: I Don't Feel Fulfilment With My Current Course by Oblongata: 4:53pm On Oct 02, 2021
Believe chatinent at your own peril! He works online and surfing naira land and co is a tonic to spun him. Nice perspective from him always
Education › Re: Edo Police Arrest Cultists Who Beat And Stripped Tiktok User Naked (Photos) by Oblongata:
In this crazy Nigerian economy we are in now, one of the most unfortunate things that can happen to a youth is to be a cultist.

You need to have pure sense and make use of every opportunity availed to you to be able to stand a chance of making it in Nigeria. Why limit these opportunities by joining cultism?

Jungle don mature! Brilliant and sensible youth will never join cultism because they realize it does not bring cheddars to the table especially in Nigeria.

The highest you can gain as a cultist is being a pawn to politicians. It does not give you respect, it does not add to your value, it does not give you any edge at all. it’s all negative stuffs.

While your mates are raking millions in dollars from creation of pay pal, flutter wave etc. you are busy lowering your chances by distracting yourself through cultism.

Instead of being a cultist, use that time and energy to learn something useful, or as a student you can engage in online courses that might propel your career When you graduate, or learn a skill or 2. Labour market in Nigeria is so porous and you need a head start when you graduate.

Best you can gain from cultism as a graduate is to brag in beer parlors. Even if the job interviewer is your cult member, he will never give you the job, because he can never trust you, and he will not want you to cast him. Aside from a few moments of bragging rights in school, CULTISM DESTROYS. Both mentally, and physically. You end up destroying your greatness for a few years brag.

When we tell youths to shun cultism, it is not that we are afraid of cultists (after all na your die), it’s because it is such a pity to see bright talented minds plunge 6ft for nothing.

SHUN CULTISM.
Romance › Re: . by Oblongata: 5:26pm On Oct 01, 2021
She is only feeling bad because she was caught. And you are feeling too entitled because of the things you did for her and family. Let it go. Good lord has been merciful enough to have shown you all these before marriage, yet you still dey ask if you can chuk head.

Question: What do you call a cheap cheat that has been caught?

Answer: A caught cheap cheat.
Romance › Re: Should I Go For This Job In Ibadan?? by Oblongata: 4:04pm On Sep 28, 2021
You already deceived us into reading this by misleading us with your topic and suddenly you want us to trust you that you are honest? Wonderful!

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