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EducationRe: Nii Amartei : Young Student Builds Helicopter For Four Years (Photos) by Oblongata: 12:29am On Sep 24, 2021
He should be careful when testing and he should ensure he puts in place all safety measures. There was this Indian dude not too long ago that had his throat slashed when he was testing the helicopter he built.
SportsRe: Besiktas Fans Chanting Amokachi's Name 22 Years After Leaving The Turkish Side by Oblongata: 5:29am On Sep 23, 2021
Amokachi the 'Bull'. You will always be a legend to the world!
TravelRe: Occupants Of Car Crushed By 40-Foot Container In Lagos Speak Out After Survial by Oblongata: 5:09am On Sep 23, 2021
Miracles do exist! May we continue to find the favor of God!.
TravelRe: Truck Crushes NYSC Corps Member To Death In Edo by Oblongata: 5:07am On Sep 23, 2021
May the good lord keep and protect us all these ‘ember’ months and always. Amen
PoliticsRe: Obasanjo: Borrowing For Recurrent Expenditure Is Foolish by Oblongata: 7:49am On Sep 20, 2021
cybertuns:
Ode agbaya sad


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKgpu1L7GtI
Thank you for this sir!
EducationRe: See What Was Found on Campus in Kwara State University (Photo) by Oblongata: 8:54am On Sep 17, 2021
benuejosh:
and there was no lecturer in the department to see that and call to notice those who mounted the sign board? Is it not a thing of shame to them?
The duty of a lecturer is to lecture. Works department should be answerable for stuffs like this. That the printer made a typo does not imply that the school is not sound academically or neither churning out half baked graduates.
EducationRe: See What Was Found on Campus in Kwara State University (Photo) by Oblongata: 8:14am On Sep 17, 2021
benuejosh:
Then one would have to imagine the kind of graduates the university dishes out.
so it was the lecturers and Vc that wrote the sign abi?
The question you asked is actually meant for you...smh
CrimeRe: Police Wrongly Parade Movie Prop Manager As Criminal In Akwa Ibom (photo) by Oblongata: 12:40pm On Sep 16, 2021
I can understand how it went

‘My name is Yector, I weld guns for shoot’

And the rest is history cool
FamilyRe: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by Oblongata(op): 9:39pm On Sep 13, 2021
ufotty2001:
Am ashamed of myself that at this my age am not yet married also financial stable.
Don’t be ashamed sir! Marriage is not all rosy all the time, there are ups and downs. Marriage is also not an accomplishment. At your own time, you shall be fulfilled.
FamilyRe: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by Oblongata(op): 9:23pm On Sep 13, 2021
Kobojunkie:
OP, see, it wasn't just me who found something off about the description you gave of that friend of yours. undecided
I understand your point. I guess dude is very lonely but also scared of commitment. If I didn’t know better, I would have thought he was impotent/gay. Truth is that some bachelors are scared of commitment and have turned their girlfriends to lord of the rings. Some don’t really care and living their best life.
FamilyRe: Older Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by Oblongata(op): 8:04pm On Sep 13, 2021
lilvicky68:
Older bachelors won't feel anything..they are used to it..
You can't miss what you don't have..
I beg to differ sir!

Merely seeing friends/family that are married then Bachelors know what they are missing.

I have a very close friend who is a 43 year old bachelor and he has turned my kids to his kids...

Dude calls me way ahead of time to discuss how he would celebrate my kid’s birthday (without asking for his help o)

We (Me and wife) tried hooking him up a lot of times but he was very choosy. The last girl we hooked him up with (That appeared to be perfect. 24 year old Young lawyer Who just finished law college) he said she had incision at her back and that was it...

He confided in me sometime ago that he envies me a lot, and that he knows something is missing in his life, which is having a family.

Reason he had been treating my family like his.

Truth is: Bachelor’s know they are lonely, and they miss having a family.
FamilyOlder Bachelors How Do You Cope With Loneliness? by Oblongata(op): 7:05pm On Sep 13, 2021
When I was taking my kids to their grandpa few days ago to spend the remainder of their holidays I was so happy! Coupled with the fact that my wife was also traveling the following day, my joy knew no bounds. Finally the peace and freedom I craved was here!

This weekend my home didn’t feel happy! It was sad and lonely. I felt cold loneliness throughout. I tried everything I could to distract myself but I miss my family so bad!

I miss our little quarrels, our eventual understanding and acceptance of each other using truce keeping.

I miss their mum badly. This made me wonder? How do older bachelors cope in this very lonely world? Una dey try o... respect.
EducationRe: What Difficult Truth Did You Finally Accept by Oblongata: 6:41pm On Sep 13, 2021
Mum is never coming back
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: I Don’t Owe Anyone An Apology – Boma by Oblongata: 12:43pm On Sep 13, 2021
How can you say 2 people were hospitalized just for reading hate comments?

FoodRe: Photo Of Big Python And Bushpig My Brother Killed Last Night by Oblongata: 2:30pm On Sep 11, 2021
Lala to the op right now grin

FamilyRe: Is There Such A Thing As Forgive And Forget? by Oblongata:
You can forgive, but can’t forget!

I remember a bro on the street once lost his job, and his landlady was hell bent on sending him off. I came to his aid and begged her, I gave her the 6 months he was owing (125k) and promised to get the balance before year ran out.

I spoke with my friend ( whom is quite older) about how he was going to get a job and money etc, he was too old to dust his cv (47), but his uncle wanted to sell a building in a choice area in Lagos. The building was going for 300m and my friend was in charge of the selling.

I posted this building on instagram, Twitter, etc until we eventually got a buyer at 310m. 10 m was suppose to be his (excluding agent fees). Immediately the money was paid, my friend disappeared literally. No thank you, no ‘take this 5k’, nothing at all! I even loaned him up to 100k before then (excluding rent I paid for him o) and dude didn’t deem it fit to pay up his loan. He changed his number, and never returned Facebook messages even after it was read. I moved on...


5 years down the lane he was on to me again. Apparently he has become broke and was looking for a place to stay, somehow he thought I would have forgot all he did. I didn’t.

I told him never to contact me again. He was in tears but who cares?
PoliticsRe: Buhari In Imo: I Want To Be Remembered As President Who Stabilized Nigeria by Oblongata: 7:20pm On Sep 09, 2021
Okaaaay

That’s your plan abi? To first destabilize then come out and stabilize like angel sheey?

My people, God has started putting confusion in Nigeria’s enemy plans
RomanceRe: It's Hard To Penetrate My Wife. by Oblongata: 9:18pm On Sep 07, 2021
Go down low and use your tongue...

Just keep using your tongue for like a week, she will eventually be ready because you will know...

To disvirgin no easy at all... I was happy I got married to a virgin until we got down. It took me 2 months with serious coaching before I was able to hit a home run. But the cunninglingus worked for me
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro To Tega's Husband: You Don’t Owe Anyone An Interview by Oblongata: 1:31pm On Sep 07, 2021
saphiere:
seun lalasticlala
You type rubbish and luckily for all of us, we see someone to air what is in our minds and the next thing is you start calling on the MODs, even they are tired of your rubbish. It is my opinion that You need a bf.
FamilyRe: She Is Pushing Me , My Wife Called Me A Vegetable - Read My Story by Oblongata: 6:32pm On Sep 01, 2021
To a married man, the topic is just another Saturday shocked
HealthRe: How Can I Get Into Nursing In UK? by Oblongata: 2:57am On Aug 31, 2021
Go for NVQ professional exams in the UK
HealthRe: Pleas What Is This On My Foot by Oblongata: 9:53am On Aug 29, 2021
That’s ‘minor Athletes foot. Do you wear very tight shoes or boots? That is usually the cause of athletes foot.

See your neighborhood pharmacist about the ointment/powder for this.
RomanceRe: Why Do Nigerian Guys Do This Nonsense? by Oblongata: 7:46pm On Aug 27, 2021
Na this Kain people dey encourage fake pastors
Foreign AffairsRe: Biden Vows Retaliation Over Kabul Attack, Says ISIL Affiliates Are Responsible by Oblongata: 9:27am On Aug 27, 2021
tamdun:
Yinmu, why would taliban bomb us marine when they can just sit and watch them leave willingly? abi una wan take style comeback to afghanistan tru back door


Ur elders at home are stupid, us marine are already leaving give me one reason why taliban should bomb them when they can just sit and watch them leave
Sir you still think the Talibans are reasonable people, guess what? They ain’t.

They badly wanted to hurt USA back and they eventually grabbed on the last chance
PoliticsRe: Iphone Distributed At Yusuf Buhari's Wedding - Instablog9ja by Oblongata: 12:58pm On Aug 24, 2021
Kfed4ril:
No
The fool is you who accused GEJ of wastage and is absolving Buhari now that is has gotten to his turn.
I mean iPhones were shared during GEJ daughters wedding and y’all called him wasteful and corrupt, now Buhari has shared even more expensive iPhones during his sons wedding and as usual you say Buhari is not aware of it.
Make una de tell una self the truth na
Quote wherever I accused GEJ of wastage then I will believe you are not a primary school drop out. I actually absolved GEJ during my argument about this same issue when same happened in his daughter's wedding. I blame our university system for not adequately teaching the students about reference system, if you were in UK, I could sue you for libel.
PoliticsRe: Iphone Distributed At Yusuf Buhari's Wedding - Instablog9ja by Oblongata: 11:29am On Aug 24, 2021
Onepeople:
e pain you ? When you are high on zombie peanuts, such reaction is expected.
Any view that differs from yours then one is a zombie...

Unlike you I only decided to see reality and make adequate use of my brain.

I have criticized this government more than numerous of times but this one is not worth it. The presidency might not be aware of the presenter's intention.

If the same thing happened during GEJ and he was criticized by whoever, it was also wrong.
PoliticsRe: Iphone Distributed At Yusuf Buhari's Wedding - Instablog9ja by Oblongata: 8:15am On Aug 24, 2021
Onepeople:
oga if you have nothing meaningful to say please remain silent, the same government criticise Jonathan for doing same ,maybe your likes do not have access to social media as at that time.
Sorry sir! I don’t understand buffoon language cool
TV/MoviesRe: BBNaija: JMK, Pere, Maria Receive Strikes For Microphone Infringement by Oblongata: 9:13pm On Aug 23, 2021
If you are broke or looking for a good job...

And you are watching this thing ehn...

THUNDER
PoliticsRe: Iphone Distributed At Yusuf Buhari's Wedding - Instablog9ja by Oblongata: 6:09pm On Aug 23, 2021
RagaMufeen:


You said let's give ourselves brain, I think you need it honestly.
Buhari has nothing to do with this but GEJ has something to do with his, are you for real?
Please don’t quote me because you seriously need my moniker. You must quote where I mentioned Jonathan. Ode

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