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PerfectlyPerfect:
@bolded, whoever made this statement is a fo.ol and knows nothing about computing.

Thank you bro. The man who made that statement u bolded is a big fool.

Chukwuemeka007:
Interesting. But always remember: Crime pays no one. Why couldn't he put his IT skills to lawful, better and productive use?





Meanwhile, FTC

did u even understand the story? I doubt it.

Technically, what the man did was not really a crime. He did not hack any network. He only wanted to extend coverage from a jamb accredited centre to other points that are not accredited, but with the intention that all their registration will still go thru the router installed at the jamb accredited centre. It is just like creating branch offices from a main office. It is not a crime, just that it is against jamb regulations. Anyway, jamb has been very stupid this year so far.

Prettiepearlz:
No be only India, na Bangladesh you dey go. And your course will be local government studies

lolz

so u indirectly agree with me that going to India to study human resource management is a pure waste of money.

jeeqaa7:
you wen i quote ... this is not for you ...


see me dey find wetin die for my backyard ... bros abeg ... carry gas mask... 3.. go church as you enter give pastor and others mask to ear first ... then tell them wetin happen .... if dem say dem no understand ... collect the mask back then explain yourself again..

hehehe
U are wicked

Prettiepearlz:
Really? Shey na you pay the money ni? Abi and he take go India, something commot for your account. Why didn't you use the WAKA PASS option if you couldn't be nice. Nigerians should learn to mind their business and learn to keep their opinions to themselves especially when it's not needed. A simple congratulations will do and not your unsolicited opinions. Smh
@ItzbeenGod, congratulations to you dear, greater heights in Jesus name Amen.

Oya, u sef, travel to India and study Yoruba language, or maybe Hindu linguistics.

LastMumu:
How person go travel go India go study Human Resources Management? Except say na IT or engineering course, India of all places. when schools yapa for Naija like pure water.

Congratulations all the same Bros.

My thoughts exactly.
I no fit tell am congrats. I will simply be lying.
All I can say is........misuse of cash.
If I have to spend all that cash to study abroad, it has to be engineering or medicine.

MAXIMAL123:
Haaaaa
Something about to happen
For someone to have boldness to dat level, really shows he meant what He said by
Who is Presidency?

Nope!!
It only means he is sure that he has the backing of the bigoted, hate filled and highly tribalistic president buhari and hence, he knows that....no shaking for his side.

jackie35:
What idea is that, let us hear it and we will tell you if is viable or not.

Gbam!!!
She doesn't even have to say it exactly or say everything. Let her just be vague about it.
She will get more practical (life, heartbreak and cash saving) advice that way.

AimingIncognito:
Thanks everyone.

@eggcelent: I wish its a kind of business I could handover to a family member while I'm at work but unfortunately I have to oversee what's going on almost all the time, part of the business require some skills which I'm really good at.

I would appreciate more suggestions plsssss

*Modified* Yayyy, FP
THANK YOU ALL FOR YOUR MEANINGFUL ADVICE. I really appreciate you fam.

As suggested by the majority, i think its better to finish the project first then use the income to finance the business.

Once again, thanks everyone

my dear, no idea is entirely new. Unless u tell us this wonderful idea (or at least the line of business), u can't get a reliable advice. When u tell us, (even vaguely), the biz idea, u will realise that one or two pple have done something similar (of course not exactly the way u have it in ur head) and they wud be in a position to give u pointers that will help u decide whether to quit ur job and jump all in or to test the waters with toe first.
Mind u, forget what all those motivational _fraudsters speakers say, idea is not 90% of what u need to become the next big thing. Frankly, if u ask me, idea is just less than 20% of what u need. The rest is hard work, attitude, network and prayer

himee:
Covenant University is as it again and this time I am not keeping calm!

Please how can a school suspend final year students for not attending "Easter Youth Alive" program" for ONE year Where is that done? Is it on their curriculum? How many units does this program carry?

These students have barley two(2) or three (3) months to go before project defense and graduation, have exams coming up this week and the school wakes up and decides to suspend them for one (1) year? And what happens to the fees paid for the year? In this economic recession, parents should cough out close to a Million Naira again to pay fees

How many "churchy" schools have ever done this? None! Its only Covenant University! Is there no better punishment to give to these students than suspension for a WHOLE YEAR What culture are you trying to imbibe into these students? When they are suspended, will they go home and become better people? What are the lecturers and counselors in the school for? What are the various Bible studies or programs in the school for? Are they organized for just believers? Who did the church come for? Who did Jesus come for? Isn't it the sinners? What if after every sin we commit, our Almighty Father in Heaven decides to suspend us from this earth, where will we all be?

I should believe parents who take their children to such schools do so not just for academic purposes, but also for the spiritual aspect. Isn't that why they have a course titled "The Total Man?" Or what other reason is this course for, if not to build all students, particularly the erring ones to become better people? If not so, they should please enlighten us.

I think this time around, Covenant University has gone over board!

We will not keep silent again.

Please and please, we would appreciate if this is published. We have had enough of this!

LIAR!!!!




Covenant university has a very strong name to protect. They can't do this rubbish.
I am 150% sure that student was suspended for other more grievous offences

Do u have cup drinkers? Pls it is not the drip cup that comes with the nip.ple drinkers ooo. The real cup drinkers that is shaped like a small cup.

I need cup drinkers? Pls it is not the drip cup that comes with the nip.ple drinkers ooo. The real cup drinkers that is shaped like a small cup. See the pic below

Do u have cup drinkers? Pls it is not the drip cup that comes with the nip.ple drinkers ooo. The real cup drinkers that is shaped like a small cup.
See the picture below.

Do u have cup drinkers? Pls it is not the drip cup that comes with the nip.ple drinkers ooo. The real cup drinkers that is shaped like a small cup. Like the pic attached below

Do u have cup drinkers? Pls it is not the drip cup that comes with the nip.ple drinkers ooo. The real cup drinkers that is shaped like a small cup.

ethereal:
This has got to be the most realistic post on this thread.the fact that a "married man" makes a pass at u doesn't make him less of a person. Many families today live on the largesse and benevolence of these "monsters" called "married men".Its a survival option for many ladies and many date 'em but with wisdom, many have found joy and respite frm such relationships. Marrying a single man isnt a lifetime guarantee for mar ;Dital bliss.Be with whoever chimes ur bells right and not out of propriety.

I love ur very realistic way of looking at the issues. Frankly, I am not quick to condemn girls dating married men, as long as they understand the rules of engagement and know exactly what they are getting into, just catch fun, enjoy your time together, get whatever material benefit u hope to get and then, when the excitement wanes, move on with life.

I am not on the other hand saying that it is best to date married men. But like u said, to each his own.

Ehem, meanwhile I love ur profile picture. Can I date u?

photoshoot:
I hope you can give your daughter and sisters this advice

am just stating the obvious.
Come rain come shine, single girls will still date married men. Nothing in this world will change that fact.
So I just want to help them understand exactly what they should be expecting.

Michellla:
He won’t leave his wife for you no matter how many promises he made to you, he wont leave her and come marry you. So you can start preparing yourself in ernest for a heartbreak when he moves on to someone else who is just as naive as you are.

And yes he’ll find someone sweeter,more shapelier and better than you ever are.

pity you, he goes home to his wife, and you would go home wishing it had lasted forever

in fact, I will buy u sharwama.
U are soooo on point. Any girl that wishes to date married men shud just have it in her mind that the only thing she stands to gain is money. She won't take over the man, except she uses jazz

Divay22:
I have never done that and I'll never...

But some married men are so stubborn the more you tell them you ain't interested, the more they'll come closer.....
Don't want No wife crying on my head at midnight to God because i took her hubby..
I ain't worth her tears.

@ the bolded: u see, that is where u are wrong. 95% of married men who sleep around will NEVER leave their wife to marry that side chick. To them, that side chick is just a plaything that made herself available to be used to ease tension and make him feel good as a man. U know.......massage his ego because of his ability to conquer any woman of his choice, That is all. They still love their wife or at least respect their marriage. So if that is ur fear, forget it. 95% of the time, u are not taking anyone's husband, the men are simply catching fun, u are free to catch urs too if u are so inclined, or at least make them pay for catching fun with u.

optimusmind:
There have been much discussion on which professional qualifications a person seeking a career path in accounting and finance should have.
While the ACCA is an international body with more recognition, there are certain reasons while one may chose to write ICAN over ACCA.
I hope to shed some light why it may be better to write ICAN instead ACCA.

1. Cost of examination.
The ACCA exams has always been more expensive than the ICAN exams, however with the recent increase in Dollars against naira, the fee is even higher than ever.
Currently the average price per course is £80 oughly N35000 and you may have to write up-to 3 courses per diet if you want to finish on time. ICAN, the maximum you'd ever pay is N70,000 and that is for the maximum number of courses ( 6 courses),other times you'd pay N40,000 to N55000 for all your courses. So if you have a slim budget, it may be in your advantage to write the ICAN exams.

2. Availability of Resources
For the ACCA exams, the resources at your disposal is someworth limited. Firstly, only few tuition houses are accredited to prepare students for the exams. Also, the study material has to be purchased online and paid for in pounds, another additional cost. For ICAN however, the resources needed are readily available online and offline. And there are a lot of books for purchase to make studies easier.

3. Statutory recognition.
In Nigeria presently, only ICAN and ANAN has been given the charter to audit reports. So despite having the ACCA qualification, you still cannot sign and approve financial statements unless you are a member of ICAN, which would mean you coming back to write the ICAN exams. I know there are a lot of exemptions. However, isn't it double cost if you still come back and pay for the same ICAN exams again? The basic advantage of ACCA is the recognition in the private sector. But in term of statutory audit, or even public sector, you still need ICAN to climb higher

4. Easier to pass
It is generally easier to sit for and pass ICAN. It is common to see individuals who seat for the ICAN exams and pass every thing in one sitting. Truth be told, ACCA is setting the standard which ICAN follow. So if your goal is to become a chartered accountant as soon as possible with lesser stress you are better of writing ICAN instead of ACCA.

5. Patriotism
We always complain our county is bad and not progressing, yet we constantly leave our home made things and go for foreign ones. These two bodies are serving the same purpose. Therefore, there's no need leaving the one of our mother land for preference for a foreign body. It pays to be patriotic and promote the affairs of our own country.

Conclusion
With the harmonization of accounting standard and Nigeria adopting IFRS, there is no difference between the two bodies. Basically they have Very similar course outline cutting through virtually the same area. The gap between the two bodies have greatly been closed. Also, ICAN is an international qualification and recognized in a lot of other countries.

Good luck in your career

This is the biggest bullshit I have read online in a long time. ICAN easier to pass ? What nonsense!!! The OP shud not compare his mediocre self to other pple.
Both ICAN and ACCA are not easy to pass. If u are not very very very prepared and very determined, u are going no where. I have ICAN, but if I have the funds to spare, I will jump on an opportunity to write ACCA.

The only thing that makes sense in this writeup is that ACCA is expensive. That's all. Every other submission here is pure rubbish.

Turks:
Mr Neo.

Well said. Your emphasis on stampede is what I don't understand. What's the number one cause of stampede?

Lighting; among other things.

If a brood isn't well heated, the birds would cluster in order to generate body heat thereby trampling on the weak/smaller ones. A window can be left open during brooding if the temperature of the brooder is just right. The opened window won't have any negative effect on the chicks, it'll help regulate the temperature as well keep the brooder oxygenated.

I've visited AMO farms and majority of their brooding pens are automated. Very little human input. You can't compare an automated environment with the 'backyard poultry' we run out here. They brood in ten of thousands.

from my experience, DOC don't need heat that much after the 1st 7 days. I do open my brooding house during the day after the first 7 days and shut it at night.
The primary cause of stampede is poor lighting, NOT COLD.
However an ideal brooding house shud be designed to ALWAYS let in snipets of air (maybe even WIND) at a level above the height of the chicks, preferably at the roof level. This is aside from Windows that can remain closed for the first 7 to 10 days and then opened for some hours during the day from the 10th to 21st days

JideJamez:
i want to give someone on this Forum some BENEFIT OF DOUBTS due to his age and personalities for additional one week before i explore every means of law on him....not picking my calls after he took my stocks without payment(due to trust)...telling me to send my account number after a week and since then refused to pick my calls is an insult .....the money(13,000naira) is not the issue here but someone else may fall victim of larger amount....... The name of the person will shock all this thread user.....i know his shop ...but it's dis-heartening He could do such a thing. I WILL ADVICE EVERYONE TO BE CAREFUL TILL HE CLEAR HIMSELF!!!!

cc:seun
lalasticlala

how can we be careful when we don't even know the name of the person to be careful with?

How much is the vacinator please?
Also, can it be adjusted to deliver just the required amount of vaccine per bird?

davodyguy:
We warned them, but they said it is because we were Jealous and filled with hate.

Now losers are feeling they should have listened to us.

The sweetest and the highest paying Risk Free, I repeat Risk free Investment is Nigerian Treasury bill and the ROI is just 17% for 365 days, not monthly like ponzi schemes make you believe.

I bought different TB from FG in Millions and after getting my 17%, my money is locked down with CBN till 2018. I have spent the upfront and I'm still certain my Principal would be given back to me in 2018

pls, how exactly did u go about investing in the treasury bills? Is it thru ur banker?
Cos those bankers really don't make it easy for one to invest in tb

eyinjuege:
I doubt they're used clothes as she said the clothes belong to her company- collectible occasions, probably a boutique shop.
The clothes are most likely expensive, and her shop/business is likely the only means of survival for her family as she's a widow.
If a trusted employee would want to ruin her business/means of livelihood, he deserves to be charged to court for theft.
If they were used clothes, I doubt she would bother to report the theft unless they were second hand clothes for sale ( her shop may be a second hand clothes shop)

@the bolded.
U really don't know human nature, especially women. Even in the midst of riches, a wicked heart is a wicked heart.

And yes, they are used clothes which the complainant wears or used to wear. That is why she recognized the clothes in the first place.

Giddyperson:
I don't understand this kind of reasoning. A thief is a thief, remove your eyes from what does not belong to you.

Can't believe half the comments are supporting this thief, just because his boss decided to do the right thing and take him to court. If he took to jungle justice nko.

my dear,
No one is supporting a thief. Just that some cases are not worth the time and effort to be spent pursuing them. U will look good in the eyes of God and men if u just let such cases go. Pursuing them amounts to pettiness. Pettiness is a very ugly habit.
These are used clothes. Just pay off the driver and sack him. That is enough punish for the level of crime committed.
Do u really think the judge in this case is not amused and irritated that someone could be so petty as to bring such a case against a servant that have served for years?

ekems2017:
Some people cannot just let go if some things. This clothes are used ones and very sure the madam dont need them any more. Pls the rich should learn how to give out things they don't need again to free some space for them to store new ones.

used clothes fa!
Am not rich. But I wish I can see someone to take up my used clothes and shoes so that I can free up space in my house.
I have several times contemplated burning them but my wife refused.

Ten12:
Give him small too just measure the uncovered distance nd give him some inches from it....person pikin

chai!!!
When will I ever make that epic comment on FrontPage that will give me a thousand likes? Kudos bro. That comment made my day

franchizy:
Which Hero?
Kanu is a terorist and a criminal. Kanu must be executed.

I love the heart attack which kanu case is giving u.
I can literally see u foaming in the mouth over the matter.
IDIOT!!

ogtavia:
it's a prototype
.

prototype of Wetin? A machine that has been in existence for years?

48noble:
which department in FUTO?

FMT