₦airaland Forum

toyeoye:
Wait, is this really front page?

I no understand sha

allanphash7:
Why is that most 9ja ladies sees relationship as a means of income?

Yes, they see it as employment where they are employed to be the manager without certification or interviews.

AncientAlien:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.channelstv.com/2023/12/08/kyari-appears-before-senate-says-refineries-not-created-to-reduce-petrol-price/amp/

Yes they are created to service the Fulani janjaweedds

Let the zoo keep lieing to her self until the zoo drown

Keepamsafe:
Just this morning, my female neighbor brought this Oha Soup for me after I apologized to her yesterday over our last fracas. (I brought a girl home, and we had an issue.).

Please note, I have no entanglements with this my neighbor as im not sexually attracted to her even though she’s single and I am too.

I have started eating already, as this is my breakfast to work this morning.

Kayamata is real

Starboytwo:
Last time I was In Lagos, a 30 minutes journey stretched to over 2 hour journey.

I started thinking about my life in the standstill, blistering heat and sweat running down my forehead inside the danfo, from Ikotun to Mushin, just to see my mama, family and friends.

This place is not for me I decided. Well until that road is completely fixed.

Spent 3hrs from Ikeja to CMS... I calculated the distance between Benin to Lagos.. And I said No. This is shittt hole

Nonny95:
How it started Vs how it's going.

Nobody wants to stand on Tinubu mandate again 😭😭🤣🤣

I want to know how it ended, did the hunger finished him like roasted corn?

Hezzyluv:
Regardless of how you use it?

Yes, as long as you have internet... It's 6 months flat rate or 1yr regardless of how you use it

wunmi590:
Good morning N'Landers,

I woke up early and I was hungry, I needed to step down before main food will be ready, the only small small food I've at home is cereal for my babies, I'm not really interested in that..

I checked home no milo again and we have few milk at home so I decided to go and but things I can quickly consume..

1. Bread×2 🍞 (₦2,000)
2. Milo =N1,800
3. Three crown milk = ₦450
4. Blue band butter = ₦1,000
5. Dangote sugar = ₦400

Behold ₦5,650 well spent, I took ₦6,000 in my pocket out and I came back with ₦350...

Thanks to tinubu and his agbado miscreants

Hezzyluv:
If I can get what I want (quality) what is data?
Would try it, thanks!

Good iptv would cost you 12k/ 6months.

Hezzyluv:
How do you cope? Is there anything I am not getting here? Tell me more...

IPTV, then steal data.. Lol

politicoNG:
https://punchng.com/multichoice-hikes-dstv-gotv-prices-after-72m-forex-loss/?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwAR2K0QLuqK9jIse05ZdyqLsZNDdC4fiMszXUs3cU6oAYJLTB00Bq56EfVFA#Echobox=1702104180-1

I don't blame dstv for any shiit, I blame the stupid center at Abuja.

SMJay:
Thank you. What's a TV box? Would you mind if I share this write up?

TV box is android boxes or smart boxes.. Pls don't share... Business ideas are unique and the less the competition the better. Let those who seek for it find it. Alternatively, you buy from me and then share... Lol

Newton2024:
They are both gallant and beautiful.

One set looks like armed robbers while the other looks like normal soldiers

Igbodicool:
Mtcheeewwww


Igbo and it's related matter remains thorn in Nigeria's ass.
No breathing space for haters of justice and fairness.
Igbo will continue to pepper all of you until we secede from British cut-and-join country.

Yoruba Muslims bombs Fulani Muslims and the idiot is busy calling out ipob. Well the secession is near, they can go fuckkk themselves and if they try Hamas style, they go hear am

Siberia01:

So it actually means I can't fund my sporty or what

Hahaha, sporty is the only hope of the common man now

Mayor21:
So that means I can't recieve transfer from my Opay anymore especially from banks like UBA, Zenith, GTB e.t.c
But I can send out money from my Opay to any bank?....hmmmm

Are they kidding...? This fintechs has been our savior. Nigeria is really irredeemable

Righthussle:
I don't like this guy.

Yea... More like a selfish person to head the labor congress

Laird:
Did.the job force or make the person work.on the job 24 hours a day, 7 days a week


Did the company stop the person from resigning or changing jobs


If where you buy food shuts down, won't You find an option

Please it's good for opinions to be balanced

Even the Founders and.Owners of Businesses Pass on too

Don't they pass on and Business still.continues

I entered a mortuary and saw a picture.of.the Founder who is now late

So.the mortuary Should close down because the founder.is.Late

A place nearby had the owner pass on

The place is still.running

Businesses would continue even if the founders or staff are no more

Even.overseas, many companies are still running even though the founders are no more alive

Fair judgment... But the OP is not blaming the company. He is blaming the dead who uses work as an excuse for been away from home. I do my best to balance work and family even if I had to lose money. That's the message.

Countersam:
Because he rears chickens?

Don't mind the agbado man. Now I know there is no difference between agbados and janjaweedds. Let the people eat first and look for a way to manufacture there own cheaper or healthier. You can't artificially control the economy and succeed.

duduade:
Lawyering in Nigeria in the mud

No honesty, grace and class in the profession again

This is imported judiciary, our real lawyers are sango and Amadioha... Ordinary okija is more honest than all these idiots. Until we go back to our culture, we will remain slaves with corruption. Since we are not ready, I will advise you to join APC, make your own money by crook or hook and japa.

FuckingMachine:
Female comentators in sports.


I'm not feeling it at all. It feels less intense watching a match with a female voice commentating especially for my own team where I have strong passion and adrenaline running.

No offence but female voices just don't match for certain sports and definitely not football. Male commentators convey my passion the right way, these female voices sound like child's play.

A woman's voice calms a man. We don't want to calm down when watching football, we want to be gingered.

Imagine a female commentator for boxing or NBA basketball or WWE where raw passion/adrenaline is needed. It will kill that sport. Females can commentate on less intense sports like golf, beach volleyball or swimming.


I really hope they stop this trend because over the years it will make football lose followership. Let's face it, the only thing a football fan brings is passion. If you remove it then the football fan will not bother to spend money watching his struggling team only when they're doing well.

Most fans don't even have a logical reason for spending on football every weekend, we just love the intensity. If I have to continue listening to a soft female voice when a long range shot is scored or a strong tackle flies in, I will feel disgusted.


This should be stopped.
Thanks.

They have heard you, next season just press the audio button on your remote control and choose your commentary or use iptv.

SharingIsLife:
I was on Facebook when someone posted this photo and added that "drinking garri will never be your portion".

I wonder why people think that drinking garri is a sign of economic hardship when you can actually spend more on it than on many other food types. As for me, no matter what happens - even if I am elected the Governor of Kogi State
- I can never stop enjoying "Otto" with gnut and milk.

Or, could this be a queer taste I acquired from attending a boarding school? Who else is with me on loving this food?

Meanwhile, kindly share a guy name you have for seaped garri in your part of the world. As for me, in my boarding school, we called it "Otto" and we practiced "soak and travel" to add value to it.

Is your boarding school ADS, that seminary? At seminary, we use to charge Otto overnight.

marlow1962:
Please I have no room for those of your ipob talks, take that to another person.

What of parlor?

Maser:
Once upon a time, IPOB was just a flag-waving, armless band of protesters but Police always had a habit of shooting live bullets at them. Police killed many of them and took hordes of them into custody, without trial. They felt too proud and arrogant to dialogue with them and pursue a more civil negotiation to assuage the root cause of their agitation. Now they've become beastly monsters. Why does Nigeria make monsters out of her citizens and then turn around to wonder what went wrong? Now the country is sacrificing money and personnel to solve the problem they could have solved with diplomacy. When will Nigeria learn?

Sensible people like us were saying it and Muslim agbados and Fulani janjaweedds were cheering them and laughing out loud. Nonesense

nnaetobi:
Akwa mbechu

And he still referred ipob as a terrorist organization, well Nigeria is a Zoo, I am not surprised

Brokendad:
I have already. I'm just afraid right now if the girl will make it out of the hospital alive. I really do wish she does.

That would be there business but prepare for billings. They will bill you badly due to fake complications from the pregy so, better keep all your evidences in tact and prepare for them. Fear damaged women, they will put you through hell.

Dreal1247:
Until you understand how people especially the western world views drug barons, you won't understand the rating of Nigeria today just because of Tinubu

They don't even see him as president, they see him as a representative of the zoo

marlow1962:
Nigerian minimum wage can't even buy their local bag of rice (what a very big shame).
Nigerian citizen will continue living in hell until they stop praising their slave masters, but for now let tribalism do his thing, when everybody is done insulting themselves over these punks politicians who don't give a Bleep about you, them we can talk business.

For now, ipob is on there way to Damascus. The zoo can burn in hell if she likes.

Brokendad:
I got into a relationship with a 22 year old girl who's turning 23 by January.

Along the line, she got pregnant. We kept the pregnancy away from her people until after four months.

I have already made a visit to her family to register my interest in marrying the girl and have asked for date for introduction and traditional marriage.

But when she told the mother that she's pregnant, the first question the mother asked her is if she had told me.

When she said yes, the mother was shouting at her that why did she tell me. The mother didn't know that I was with the daughter when she made that call.

Few days after, the mother asked her to return home. A day before the girl left, I have already registered her for antenatal. But I remember when I was paying for the antenatal, the girl asked me not to waste my money.

I didn't know that she has already agreed with the mother to kill and remove a four months old pregnancy.

Immediately the mother learnt that she was pregnant, she asked her to cut all communications with me or she will lay a curse on her.

So, every other communication we were having, the mum didn't know about it.

She left Lagos on Wednesday and today, the mother called me that the baby in her daughter's womb is dead due to stress that the girl was going through while in Lagos. That no one was attending to her, bla bla bla. Not knowing that I have been taking the girl to the hospital all along. She said that they are waiting for a doctor to evacuate the baby.

I feel so terrible right now. This girl is the first daughter and the first to have anything to do with marriage and child bearing. The mother has the gut to kill the first unborn child that was coming into their family.

The mother didn't know that I have all the evidence with me. That I have the test results and the scan results. The baby was doing very well as at the scan we did a day before she left.

I told her that I am willing to take responsibility for her and the child. I am capable. I am willing to marry her. Why then does the mother still go ahead to terminate a 4 months old pregnancy?

The mother attends mountain of fire church. So, I don't know if it's the shame of what people will say about a supposedly murderous Christian home.

I told her that she can remain in Lagos until she delivers if she doesn't want anyone to know that she took in but no, the mother wants to soil her hands in blood.

From my chat with the girl, she's preparing to undergo the abortion. So, it's like the mum called me ahead to inform me that they are about to take the child off her womb. Somebody that a baby died in her womb wouldn't be strong enough to be replying me WhatsApp messages.

I am tempted to take a legal action

Dump the girl, dump the family and move. If you marry from that kind family, you go suffer

Dvdpity:
Fighting against an unequal opponents. Let the Arab world come together and hand over tanks and heavy military equipment to Palestinians, just like USA and her NATO lapdogs did for Ukraine...let see how the war plays out... this Israeli -palestine war is not entertaining like the Russia-ukrinian war. Arm Palestinians like Ukraine so we can get entertained

In other words, let the world War begin.

God1000:
it has also ruined several lives

Sugar has done worse, alcohol has finished people, cigarettes, masturbation, red meat, girl friends, So why is bet own different.

If you allow anything to ruin you, it will ruin you. Fact is they have to exist to balance the equilibrium of life.