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Politics › Re: Tomorrow's Sit-At-Home Will Be Bloody - Masked Unknown Gunman Threatens by Offpoint1: 4:32pm On Apr 17, 2022
They said it's DSS, this accent I'm hearing ain't DSS accent fah grin

Let Igbo keep supporting them, what happened to the North will definitely happen to them since they refused to learn from Northern mistakes
Romance › Re: Why Do Young Ppl Prioritise Sex On Holy Days? by Offpoint1: 1:08pm On Apr 17, 2022
Miracood2:
And why are u angry because he's trying to correct you?
And why are you angry because I'm trying to correct him?
Romance › Re: Share The Weirdest Pick Up Line You Ever Heard Or Used by Offpoint1: 12:26pm On Apr 17, 2022
grin
Romance › Re: Why Do Young Ppl Prioritise Sex On Holy Days? by Offpoint1: 11:49am On Apr 17, 2022
Hypocrite, why are you thinking about sex topic on holy day?
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by Offpoint1: 11:45am On Apr 17, 2022
rickpat:
this is funny though..

look bro,that thing might be something very sensitive to that girl either from past experience or even her parents...you don't joke with such....some people joke with abusive words for example 'mad man,you be mumu o, you be crase etc'..me I don't take that at all...some people see it as getting close with their partner...it doesn't work for me...so back to your question..your girl may not like that at all...but she would have discussed it with you or maybe she just used it as an opportunity to break up with you...so bro..give her time...if she does not come around...move on...LEARN YOUR LESSON...SOME PEOPLE TAKE EVERYTHING LITERALLY..LEARN TO JOKE WISELY AND WITH MATURITY...using abusive words as joke doesn't show you're are free with your partner..there are a million ways to joke with the right words. .good luck
Sadist and potential suicidal
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Broke Up With Me Because Of This by Offpoint1: 11:44am On Apr 17, 2022
Jeon:
ANOTHER REDPILL SIMPING BEHIND KEYS..





she did well...
WE HUMANS SUFFERS FROM FOOT IN MOUTH SYNDROME
Even when ppl make the pupoplar comment " nah cultist phone you touch ooh, no push cultist, blah blah blah " from that day I view them as wayward... I cut my limits with them. NOT ALL WORDS ARE MADE FOR JOKES.
Too many psychos on the internet... SMH
Food › Re: Show Us Your Easter Cooking And Food by Offpoint1: 10:45am On Apr 17, 2022
As I dey like this I dey shak garri with cold pure water, na only wetin I fit afford be that.
Christianity Etc › Re: Hollywood Movies: Joshua Mike-Bamiloye Says 'Guard Your Heart Diligently' by Offpoint1: 10:36am On Apr 17, 2022
Ishilove:
Nope. Never seen them. I've never been able to get myself to watch any Harry Potter movie because my spirit rejected it from the very beginning. I cannot watch a movie that glamourises witchcraft in any form.

And for those bringing Mount Zion to this, the difference here is Mount Zion presents the negative supernatural as it is; it doesn't tell me there are good witches and there are bad witches. Witchcraft is witchcraft.

Mind you, I know where to draw the line with fantasy, but please, I will not accept the subtle mind conditioning to accept the glamourisation of occultism that many of these movies seem to be doing.
It most be a tough life living in constant paranoia and fear, that you guys are scare a mare fictional book acted can influence you.

One disadvantage of being religious is the constant fear and reading of meaning to everything.

You know when you leave a scare kid in a dark room, everything or sound becomes a threat... This is how i picture you guys.

No movie or book has the ability to influence me, I own my life and I made my own decisions.
Christianity Etc › Re: What Is Your Favourite Easter Line? Share by Offpoint1: 9:24am On Apr 17, 2022
angry
Christianity Etc › Re: Which Christian Music Do You Play During This Easter? by Offpoint1: 8:40am On Apr 17, 2022
Don moen ft Eminem : He's risen
Yela wolf ft Eminem : Best friend
Christianity Etc › Re: Seminarian Slumped And Died While Acting Passion Of Christ Drama In Imo (photo) by Offpoint1: 8:30am On Apr 17, 2022
grin I guess he didn't play Peter role well and Peter ain't happy about it.

Or he overplayed it and Peter wasn't still happy about it, so Peter did something about it.

If he was playing Jesus then there would have been hope of him resurrecting today.


Which ever ways, no cause for alarm because he's already in heaven singing praises with the holy angels.
Christianity Etc › I Need All Christians On Nairaland To Explain This by Offpoint1(op): 8:29am On Apr 17, 2022
Was strolling down Facebook, I came across a post about domestic violence... Going through the comments, the screenshot attached caught my attention. I was so pissed I go all out on the man. This is a man who if I'm not mistaken he should be in his 50s/60s.

I'm still trying to understand his comments, perhaps you guys can help me out cause all I see is madness.

Romance › Re: How can NIgerian Men Live Long? by Offpoint1: 8:30pm On Apr 16, 2022
Depends on your lineage, if they're found of dying before seventy, then there's nothing you can do about it. I'm talking about natural death.


For the un-natural death... There's nothing you can do about it either...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Being Slapped! By The Lady You Love? What Was Your.. by Offpoint1: 1:06pm On Apr 16, 2022
I can take all the verbal abuse and walk away, but if the devils decides to let you go physical with me... May the Lord have mercy on your filthy soul.
Romance › Re: How Do You Handle The Emotions When Your Partner Meets Their Celebrity Crush by Offpoint1: 12:56pm On Apr 16, 2022
Breakup next reaction
Family › Re: Domestic Violence. Who Do We Blame? by Offpoint1: 12:25pm On Apr 16, 2022
I'll honestly blame good sex, money and public opinion as the cause for domestic violence.

1. Good sex: It's hards to leave a partner who fxxks well, it's almost psychologically impossible.

2. Money: It's a difficult task to leave a rich or broke partner who provides all your needs when you know you're financially handicap.

3. Public opinion: A lot endured because they so much give a shit about what the public will say, especially religious folks.

All these comes to play right from inception of all relationships.
Romance › Re: Dear Struggling Bachelors, Stay Away Women who does not have any source of incom by Offpoint1: 12:21pm On Apr 16, 2022
Too late grin
Career › Re: How Much Is Your Current Salary? by Offpoint1: 12:13pm On Apr 16, 2022
Bakbillz44:
40k fam. Transport to work, 46k monthly. I no know who dey pay who now
Lagos na your mate? grin
Celebrities › Re: Rihanna And Asap Rocky's Breakup And Cheating Rumours by Offpoint1: 7:08pm On Apr 15, 2022
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Foreign Affairs › Re: Israel Raids Al-Aqsa Mosque In Jerusalem Again; 152 Worshippers Injured by Offpoint1: 6:12pm On Apr 15, 2022
Christians will avoid commenting on this thread grin
Crime › Re: Toyosi Was "Wrongfully Restrained" by the Suspects - Police Release Statement by Offpoint1: 10:09am On Apr 15, 2022
Searchingvictor:
Issokay




Who can borrow me 30k to pay for rent. Will give you back by month end ����
Download fairmoney app and collect loan, since you're paying back at month end, you'll get a loan with no interest
Art, Graphics & Video › Re: Graphic Designs by Offpoint1: 9:34am On Apr 15, 2022
You guys should perfect your skills before seeking money.
Investment › Re: Adama J: Investors Call Out CEO Of Ceepass, Viable X, Farm4me by Offpoint1: 5:28pm On Apr 14, 2022
grin seems nothing is real in Nigeria again
Romance › Re: Young Pastor And His Fiancée Set To Wed In Edo State (Photos) by Offpoint1: 9:28am On Apr 12, 2022
Lol, so this small actually control adults...
Crime › Re: Man's Head Turned To Pig Head After He Stole A Pig In Malawi (Pics, Video) by Offpoint1: 11:24am On Apr 11, 2022
judedwriter:
shocked

And somebody will go on live radio to say he doesn't believe in the supernatural!
You guys are easily fall for deceptions, there is no mystic power known to the Milky-way that can transform a human to animals or animals to humans... Unless there are some biological mutations by failed science experiments.

Analysis the video well, that's not a thief.. that's a sick man with some form of deformity.

Don't be fool by hungry bloggers
Islam › Re: Do The People In The City Of Wekan, Oman Truly Fast For 3 Hours In Ramadan? by Offpoint1: 10:50am On Apr 11, 2022
JesusIsAMuslim:
Don't make it almost. Do that everyday for one week. We shall continue from there.
I've been doing that for the past 15 years, Monday to Saturday.... So dude, come up with a new line.
Islam › Re: Do The People In The City Of Wekan, Oman Truly Fast For 3 Hours In Ramadan? by Offpoint1: 10:48am On Apr 11, 2022
alfarouq:
Only a fool mocks something he doesn't understand instead of asking questions.
Fasting in Islam simply means staying away from food, water etc from sunrise to sunset. Here in Nigeria, fasting this year lasts for about 14 hours out of 24 . Some countries fasts for less while some for more.

In Norway or most Scandinavian countries it lasts for upto 20 hours, in UK around 19 hours, it all depends on sunrise and sunset. Mind you a time will come when Ramadan will be around November, December, or January therby making countries with longer time now to experience shorter time of fasting while countries with shorter time now will fast longer.

If I like I can eat 6 small meals between the time the sunset today to the time it is going to rise tomorrow.
Lol, so if there's just 3 hours of sunlight at your location, you can only fast for 3 hours... Amazing grin
Islam › Re: Do The People In The City Of Wekan, Oman Truly Fast For 3 Hours In Ramadan? by Offpoint1: 7:38pm On Apr 10, 2022
zeenaman:
Why can't you just take a rest on Muslims' matter? You even had to make a false declaration just to comment this rubbish. No one cares about how feel about the fasting
I had to make the false declaration because you and me know Islam was built on violence foundation. If I don‘t make false declaration, one of you will blow me up before I can blink and scream Allah kaboom! from the top of his voice and Allah will reward him with 74 virgins grin
Islam › Re: Do The People In The City Of Wekan, Oman Truly Fast For 3 Hours In Ramadan? by Offpoint1: 7:30pm On Apr 10, 2022
kabawa:
Glutton crying more than the bereaved.
For you guys to always come up with this your baseless anthem on every Islamic thread related to fasting, shows you are deeply pained that Muslims worldwide adhere to this pillar of Islam. Critens that only fast when their babalawo pastors ask them to do so will open their basin and be spewing trash on every Islamic thread. Accept Islam today and know peace!!!!
Lol dude why are you pain? I can see the hypocrisy smelling all over your rants.
Babalawo instructed me to fast, so God himself directed you to fast right now or some nigga far away in the middle east told you so? grin

I would have love to join islam... I just don't wanna blow myself up before December.
Islam › Re: Do The People In The City Of Wekan, Oman Truly Fast For 3 Hours In Ramadan? by Offpoint1: 7:13pm On Apr 10, 2022
JesusIsAMuslim:
Let them keep on deceiving themselves jare. You know what, why not eat your breakfast at 10 am, try to have water but no food till at least 7 pm every day. Do that for one week, and we'll continue with this discussion.

We don't wake up suddenly and decide we want to fast 3 to 3. We do as ordered by God and demonstrated by Muhammad (peace be upon him).
You missed the part I said I eat or drink anything late afternoon almost everyday... I take my breakfast between 3/4 pm daily and no fuse about it.

God didn't instruct you shit, everything shit you're doing is instructed by your fellow human beings... Wake up to reality.
Islam › Re: Do The People In The City Of Wekan, Oman Truly Fast For 3 Hours In Ramadan? by Offpoint1: 4:42pm On Apr 10, 2022
tomiwa1989:
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If your so call intentions becomes a yearly routine, then it's religion.
Islam › Re: Do The People In The City Of Wekan, Oman Truly Fast For 3 Hours In Ramadan? by Offpoint1: 4:12pm On Apr 10, 2022
grin I'm still trying to figure out the kinda fasting these guys are deceiving themselves with.

You can eat breakfast, skip lunch, eat dinner and call it "Fasting"

I have this bad routine of eating or drinking anything until late afternoon almost everyday... Should I call that fasting?


Religion inventors are the greatest sorcerers of all time, the greatest mind controlling machine known to the Milky-way.

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