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frankycoolbeans:
Guy Chill naaaa.

You just dey make noise about this ur 2 odds.

E no dey CUT niii??

I no dey better things from people becuz e gives me joy, that's why I dey do am for free.

Na only God fit predict game wey no dey cut.......

SecretReporter:
you don't have a job but you writing CV for people, nah wah oh

Did I state the year? abi i was supposed to be jobless forever ni?

GRAMMARJAMES:
This thread was earlier created in January 5th..

https://www.nairaland.com/6924725/saving-kolo-just-began-journey

Hello Nairalanders, I just break open my KOLO. It wasn't the spirit of SAPA neither was it the spirit of Dorime or Slay Queens. I have decided to use the Money to Balance up with the ones I have in my Bank account to acquire a small car for Business (BOLT).
I was very surprised at how much I've saved so far o.
N1000 X 65 PCs = 65,000
N500 X 77 PCs= 38,500
N200 X 23 PCs = 4,600
N100 X 6 PCs = 600

Total savings = 108,700.

My dear Nairalanders, I'll really appreciate if you can suggest a Nigerian Used Toyota Car between the range of 1.5 - 2Million.

Thanks

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midehi2:
With the 2nd woman opinion, now I know no wonder I had Episiotomy


Op, mind you, it's not a choice, it is the ability of the hole, if it is not wide enough, definitely it will cause a rigorous tear or a doctor perform Episiotomy, but the sewing back na die

That is why when days of delivery is near, na continuous nacking o to widen that place... Fact!

Knacking doesn't widen your vv madam, after knacking your vv returns to it original size, same way DD returns flaccid. If you no get naturally wide one, no amount of knacking wey go wide am.......

Tonero5200:
Any little issue we have she report it to her brother, just because am the cool headed type. I'm tired of the all whole thing, several times have wanted to call it quit but we end up getting back together. On Friday she went out with a guy to shoprite, when I asked who he was, she said they are just friends which was a lie because that guy normally calls her when she's with me.

I i told her, that she can go ahead to date him that me am done with the whole relationship. At first she laughed, then told me I NOR FIT. She's been calling since then which i ignored.
his elder bro came to my house with some friends of his that has several stab wounds and injuries all over their body, they didn't touch me, he just asked me what happened and I told him then what he said is I should try work it out with his sister then he Left.

Have made up my mind, but I know this isn't the end of it.. the dude is well known all over the town for his problems and he will be back.

Get the bastrd arrest and make both of them to sign undertaken

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Your own better, I once asked over the phone "Sorry, what position did I applied for again? " the lady just went silent for couple of seconds, then sigh and re-affirmed if I go by the name xxxxx xxxx offpoint.

Nobi my fault, sapa make person sent 100 cv daily on LinkedIn and all known job sites to mankind, and I don apply for all job positions known to mankind including dog assistant madam asked me "Why are your Educational qualifications missing?" I asked her "is it necessary or relevant to the position I'm applying for? I need educational qualifications to take give dog food and pack shit?

Ogun go kee past and present Nigeria Leaders.

You sey make you start personal hustle, environment no gree, you sey make you find job, na war... you come see job, pay na peanut...job stress na elephant

Don't Miss out guys!

BlessedJonMoss:
I just feel this kinda sheet is about happening to me.
This Yoruba babe been showing me love nonstop, in fact she prefers my one room face-me-I-slap-you to her well furnished selfcon.
But she has this friend in the UK that always videocalls her at night, and they speak only Yoruba, which I don't understand.
Who know maybe they're planning their own marriage right under my nose.

oti zeh

Prepare for the unexpected expectedly

Don't know he was buried in US

Stories like this is the reason people don't take Christianity serious.

Of all the humans threatening problems, God choose to go and retrieve materials items not likely worth 100k for for you. That's how low you guys have reduced God to. Imagine IG of police going to arrest a burglar.

All these petty stories is as the result of none functioning society, in a country where one phone call, police will do their duty and retrieve your items in less than a week... Story like this don't exist

Typing

Thanks for the new meme

Life no balance, I just dey watch court case wey guy dey reject triplets...

Baba talk tell judge sey him do 1 style, 1 position and 1 minute... Then 3 pikin, how e take possible... Sey pikin no be him own

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questioner:
I'd like to summarize my issue, Confused on the way forward.

1. I met this beautiful babe at a restaurant - pretty face, fresh baby skin, nice catwalk. She was damn proportionate, average boobs, average butt, avg hips, average height, angelic look, you can take her anywhere kinda girl.
She leaves the restaurant some minutes before I do.

2. While driving out, I notice she's still at the bus stop waiting for a bus/cab, so I beckon her and gave her a lift home. We exchanged numbers.

3. Called her two days later asking to hang out, she was hesitant but I persisted and she later agreed

4. We chill out at a bar in the evening but she wasn't acting too friendly, not answering my questions and just behaving hesitant.
Infact, a friend I met at the bar wondered if i offended her, I explained we just met and don't know her too well.
Luckily, it was one of those Real Madrid Champion's league match days where Benzema was rescuing Madrid from the brink, which made up for her boredom.

5. We were about leaving when she got a call from her younger sister who said she was nearby with a mutual friend of theirs, so younger sis (YS) agreed to join us and then I'll drop them at home together.

6. YS came into the bar and behold she was a stunner! As beautiful as the older sis (OS) but she (YS) had huge boobs and was tall - not kidding but video vixen stuff.
Almost every man around turned as she made her way to us. I mean Those boobs was bouncing as she came in
She also turned out to be the life of the party extrovert, came in with a big smile, greeting everybody on sight and immediately initiating conversations.
infact about 3 guys came to the table adjacent us, just to take her number while we were there.

7. So I ordered another round of drinks and meat and peppersoup and since YS was easier to talk to, I was more comfortable
asking her about what they wanted to take etc, which annoyed the OS who asked why I was talking to her YS while she was with me.

8. It came to a head, when YS wanted to request for an extra bottle of water , I couldn't hear cos of loud music, so I placed me hand across her shoulder to pull her mouth nearer my ears (innocent action, believe me) so I can hear her. I suddenly got a slap in the back from OS who warned me not to try what I did again and totally stopped talking to me - I wrote her off after that incident.

9. Shortly after that, we decided to go home, I managed to slip my biz card secretly into YS hands and whispered call me, she looked annoyed and said 'why?'

10. Dropped the girls home and practically forgot about them, I felt OS was no go area and didn't think YS was going to call back...

11. Some days later, very early in the morning, my phoen went boooom....YS was calling and asking why I told her to call me. I suggested we meet later in the day.

12. Picked her up (at junction some distance away from their house) and brought her to my place. While I was still thinking of how to break the ice, she was already stylishly bombarding me with questions.
Do you stay alone in this big house - Yes
What job do you do - Banker
Are you married - No
Do you have kids - No
You must be old O ? - Just 31+
What about my sister - Nothing between us, I have not spoken to her since that day and that was also the first time we met

She seemed satisfied with all my answers cos she relaxed and became very chatty

13. She came back to my place the next evening and this time around we got smashing, it was mind blowing, she was amazing, energetic and that her long legs were put to good use.
I would have called her a 10/10 overall and one for the long haul aside the fact that she said she dropped out of Uni while her older sis is a graduate

14. She later warned we should keep things on the low for now cos her sister might not be happy.

15. Everything seemed to be going well until bang...bout a week later, I got a call from OS, she was obviously trying to win me back asking why I didn't call her back and sh*t
I just responded politely but she wasn't deterred, she kept calling like every other day, while I only called back once a while
in fact, I had to lie that I had gone for a training and would be away for the next 3 weeks.

16. Problem is, the 3 weeks will expire this weekend and this girl (OS) has promised to give me what she failed to do weeks earlier.
Talking smack about how she wanted to spend the night at my place but she was so angry back then bla bla and how she's looking forward to me being back.

Herein, lies my dilemma
Younger sister is hooked and we have a little secret going
Older sister is also getting hooked and she wanna be starting something
Me, the beneficiary (or is it victim), I don confuse - both girls are top tier babes

What do I do?

a) Do the right thing and continue with YS

b) Do the right thing and stop the low key games with YS, and go for OS

c) Do the right thing and enjoy life with both sisters, shebi I no force them

Frankly, I would have gone with option C, na the stuff of dreams, but the things I am hearing these days about babes,
I dey cautious about safety, these girls are sisters and if they find out, nobody knows wetin dem fit do.

But NL people, what do you think ?

You're being setup, someone who showed no interest in you suddenly changed after you x her sister...

Something is going down underground, better use your head.

Back from a month ban, Seun let's discuss on the criteria of getting ban on this site.

I don't understand why I was banned

Reach me

You no go buy FAKE material dey expect ORIGINAL result... life no work like that

Righteousness2:
Great Folly is when one who is Foolish begins to call right evil.

These are the sorts of evils you hear and see in these Endtimes.
Lucifer has taken full hold of Humans. And many have Knowingly and Unknowingly Donated themselves to the devil.

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When will you stop being an HYPOCRITE?

This is a rape case, referee should end the game.

Liverpool have no respect for Ronaldo, they should have at least let manU win the game for the sake of CR7 loss.

Are you depressed or broke?

Let's start from there, if you're broke then what you're feeling right now is call "Frustrations" and not "depression"

I have a feeling, a hairy ball nigga is behind this moniker

Bolaji26:
I once won 3.4m from betting with 700 but because I was addicted to it that time and looking for 4m to balance my plans, I come use d 3.4m carried Chelsea to win at 1.13odd.

Na so i lost the money.


Till today, I no dey go near betting again and na beg beg i dey beg for money now

Werey your village people strong die

daddymummy:
I have checked for MR IBU, and there are many movies having the name MR IBU.

Like Mr Ibu the trouble maker, Mr Ibu GSM madness, etc.

None of them is the one I am looking for.

And there is no movie called MR IBU.

There is always something after MR IBU, like MR IBU the trouble maker etc.

How much token let me drop the name

Draslo:
Bad guy. I've engaged my brain down that possibility too.

Embrace the love if it's genuine and also up your guard against any sign of "I'm back to treat your fxxkup this time"

If it leads to marriage, fine... But no matter what, don't let her be the one to initiate breakup

Draslo:
I'm not here to seek anyone's validation or anything like that.

I recently got back in touch with an ex. We spoke for less than 3 minutes on the phone and it was pure bliss. We both laughed and it felt really good mostly cause I messed up something special we had way back in 2019. We met up in less than 24 hours. We're both single now. I hadn't seen her since 2020. She looks so much better and just as beautiful if not more. Don't get me wrong, she's a hottie body-wise and upstairs in her intracranial space. I was way too immature back then to be patient to try to build something with her. We met up and even though I did most of the talking, her body language was enough to satisfy me. I apologized for being a dick before I kissed her and she kissed me back. It felt so good cos since we broke up, I'd used her as a standard for my spec and no woman has been able to meet up. She's streetwise, business-oriented, drop dead sexy, super intelligent, beautiful (understatement) and to crown it, she never uses make up. She's as real as they come.

I know people tend to see getting back together with an old flame as a bad decision but I also know that the devil you know is better than an angel you don't know. Besides, in the breakup, na me f**k up. I never really got over her and I'm presented with an opportunity my guys will never, ever, ever get.

modified; this is the first time in my 16 years of sexual activeness since secondary school that i ever got back with an ex

lol either she's back for good or she's back to treat your fxxkup

LollySeaSide:
Ok.
Just keep me posted.
Meanwhile, issues were raised by the mother of the girl in her video.
1. The school tried to cover it up: lame action by the school management. Even though they may want to protect their image and that of the young lads, they should have known better since the video was already on the internet.
2. The girl was raped: very unlikely. Even though I've not watched the video due to suspicion of it being pornographic (from comments I've read so far online), the reactions by commentators who have watched the video suggest that there was no rape.
3. The girl was given a substance (most likely a hard drug) to take before the act: it's possible. Although it can still be deduced that if she was given any drug before the act, then she must have been taking that drug (or any other drug of similar effect) not to have been overwhelmed by the effect of the drug. There was no mention of any inconsistency on the part of the kids by those who watched the video.
4. The girl was lured into the boys' room to collect her phone charger, then raped: Someone who watched the video confirmed to me that there were other female children in the room during the act as contained in the video (anyone who has watched the video can verify this please). If that is true, then the room in which the unfortunate act occurred wasn't a boys' room.

Did the school fail?
You bet they did!
How can boys and girls of that age be left together in a hotel on their own?
There should have been an adult with them 24/7.
Just like in the school hostels, and classrooms, children (especially boys and girls) must never be left alone in a closed space without the supervision of an adult.
The school failed woefully in that regard and now they'll pay heavily for that.

Did the parents fail?
Unimaginably so!!
In this age where destructive digital content are flying all around the internet like wildfire, how on earth are 10 - 13-year-old children allowed smartphones of their own?
Parents have failed in their responsibility of good parenting in the name of loving their children and making them comfortable. From the comments I've read online about this issue, it sounds like the little girl acted like someone who knew what she was doing.
The question is: how and where did she learn to do those things? The answer is: most likely from her phone after which she started experimenting.
The way forward:
1. Both the parents of the children and the school ownership should accept their share of the blame for the unfortunate incident.
2. Adequate measures should be put in place to reduce this kind of incident.
3. Parents should not let their children use smartphones unsupervised until they turn 18.
4. Parents should partner more resolutely with their children's schools to ensure that preventive and corrective measures are effectively applied. Some parents fight schools when they are informed of possible wayward tendencies of their children and even threaten withdrawal. That attitude should stop.
5. Supervisors of school children (especially those in boarding schools) should brace up and become more committed because this will most likely lead to a spike in the "tendency to experiment" by school children under their care.

Kindly ignore any typographical errors in the write-up.
Note that this is my personal opinion as an individual and a concerned Nigerian.

Peace.

From the video, it's clear that wasn't the girl first or 10th time of having sxx.

That girl is a damaged kid

Remember using coin to support the battery...
I remember continuous knacking when it misbehave...
Remember using the red button as flash

OyigboUpdate:
Go to hell with your fulani thrash. Your opinion ends in the toilet.
These killings are done by our people.
Simon Ekpa group controls a vast majority and still insist on sit at home.
Yet u have fulani to blame.
I wish I fit stone u this charger wey dey my hand just now

Lol, thought you people said fulanis and DSS are behind the mask? Lol

Soon the entire Igbo land will become what northern Nigeria is today... even if Kanu is release and Biafra is actualize... You can't get those guns back.