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Technology Market › Re: Sophia, The First Android With Citizenship, Now Wants To Have A Robot Baby by Offpoint1: 4:06pm On Oct 15, 2021
Lol
Business › Re: Loan Apps Send ‘Shame’ Messages To Close Contacts Of Loan Defaulters by Offpoint1: 3:45pm On Oct 15, 2021
These people need to be tame, i've received over 5 messages this week alone from different loan app. Some threatening to tag my number along with the defaulters.

My anger is none of the defaulters are my relative or friends, all are my clients I've done business with, some I've forgotten them until I receive these messages.

Imagine receiving those pathetic messages on your biz whatsapp and line
Science/Technology › Re: Anaconda Wraps Itself Round A Deadly Caiman In Brutal Fight For Survival(Pics) by Offpoint1: 7:22am On Oct 13, 2021
ChasinGood:
grin na the croc fvck up sha. Bite abi crush something you dey dull
LOL, person never hold you for neck beforegrin
NYSC › Re: NYSC: Why Over 80% Of Nigerian Adults Don't Support Scrapping The Programme by Offpoint1: 7:02am On Oct 12, 2021
Damidave1124:
Majority will support NYSC because of the stipend they are being paid. I've seen those who are not qualified because of their age doing all sort of things just to go to NYSC.

Since unemployment abound in Nigeria, NYSC will afford some people the opportunity to earn for the main time. It's only people who are well to do, but very few will want the program scrapped.
Who the hell go to NYSC because of 30k? How many days can such amount take them?
Romance › Re: When Last Did You Go On A Date With Your Boyfriend / Girlfriend? by Offpoint1: 9:13pm On Oct 10, 2021
What is date?
Family › Re: Has Your Mum Priced Something In Your Presence & You Start To Pity The Seller? by Offpoint1: 7:53pm On Oct 10, 2021
If there's one thing I hate is pricing something in the market and the same time I hate someone pricing whatever I'm selling.
Family › Re: Am I Wicked Or Did I Do The Right Thing? by Offpoint1: 10:52am On Oct 10, 2021
dobnina:
You are not wicked.
When you are too nice to Nigerians, they turn you to a Mugu and take advantage of you.
Warn them not to touch your gas again.
It's every man for himself in this economy.
You dawn right, same shit my neighbor tried with me cause I tried being nice and considerate.
I only cook once in a week due to the nature of my work.
Imagine this guys using my gas, water, food items without my permission when I left for work.... The height of it was when I returned from work unexpectedly and met one cooking beans with my gas. I gave the entire compound a sterm warning and add a bit of madness... They were surprised a quiet and gentle guy like me could be that crazy.

Play nice with some people and they will become entitled.
Phones › Re: My Wife Was Robbed Of Iphone 11 Yesterday In Lekki. How Can I Track It? by Offpoint1: 9:20am On Oct 10, 2021
BRATISLAVA:
Find my iPhone.

Some weeks ago we were all intimated on how dangerous Lagos is at that time. Yet you people still want to move at odd hours?

She should go to the police and make a complaint.
It seems you don't base in Lagos to considered 6am as an odd hour. At that hour 70% of Lagosians are already awake and 30% are already on the road. Visit any popular market in Lagos before 6am and see the number of people...
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Woman? by Offpoint1: 8:40am On Oct 10, 2021
Chimeluv:
no problem
I don't have access to my NL email, if you don't mind I'll like you Hi me via WhatsApp 0.9.0.5.5.4.0.2.0.7.2
Phones › Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage, MTN Apologizes by Offpoint1: 7:24pm On Oct 09, 2021
Sonnobax15:
grin grin grin eye-glass for full 90 minutes grin grin. Mennnnnnnn, betting no be for the faint-hearted grin
grin you give under 2.5, dem play 0:0 at 80min, you dey happy... Then Boom! you refresh 5 mins later game na 1:1grin then 3:1 for extra timegrin

Na people with 3balls dey betgrin
Phones › Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage, MTN Apologizes by Offpoint1: 7:17pm On Oct 09, 2021
Sonnobax15:
cheesy. No be lie cha..This my ticket,na narrow escape if not I for don hit.... common ordinary over2.5 mumu togo and congo no fit play sad
Na over 2.5 you dey cry...
You no wetin over 0.5 dey do boys?
Romance › Re: .... by Offpoint1: 7:13pm On Oct 09, 2021
Sorry, all the heartbreak songs I know are from men to women.... No female to male heartbreak song because na una dey misbehave pass.


You'll be OK with time

Try Eminem 'Black magic' and replace all the "she's" with "he's"
Phones › Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage, MTN Apologizes by Offpoint1: 7:09pm On Oct 09, 2021
Sonnobax15:
b grin This guy,your hand no Clean grin. How you take know? undecided
Na weekend, ticket dey alwaysgrin
Phones › Re: MTN Subscribers Lament Service Outage, MTN Apologizes by Offpoint1: 7:04pm On Oct 09, 2021
Sonnobax15:
undecided
MTN why sad sad sad. Ticket when I play since,to check am now na Problem undecided
ticket wey don cutgrin
Celebrities › Re: Reno Omokri: Singer Salle's Undefiled Innocence Should Not Be Spoilt (photos) by Offpoint1: 6:55pm On Oct 09, 2021
You can't make one what they never had the tendency of becoming.
Family › Re: My Funny Experience In My Uncle's House by Offpoint1: 5:28pm On Oct 09, 2021
It seems I've lost my sense of humour...
Romance › Re: 32 Things Every Father Should Teach His Son by Offpoint1: 5:09pm On Oct 09, 2021
Number is very important
Romance › Re: Please Advice A Brother. by Offpoint1: 5:07pm On Oct 09, 2021
Nigga advice yourself.
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Woman? by Offpoint1: 5:04pm On Oct 09, 2021
Chimeluv:
tired undecided
Kpele, can I reach out to you outside NL?
Science/Technology › Re: When Was The Last Time You Saw A Butterfly? by Offpoint1: 4:58pm On Oct 09, 2021
Polluted environment like Lagos has no butterfly.
Saw butterfly last 5 years ago in South-South and North.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Inside 'Area 52', A U.S Secret Base Where Bombs, Nukes & Poison Are Tested (Pix) by Offpoint1: 4:36pm On Oct 09, 2021
Righteousness2:
Gone are the days when the USA was a United States and World Power

Babylon the Great Aka the Sleeping Giant aka Nomerica has lost its Glory and is headed to Destruction at Astronomical speed.

Sleepy Joe the President Even confirmed it this week when he said Metaphorically that " A Meteor is Headed in full speed into the US Economy.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIpTLNJ809c

Spiritually, Physically, leadershiply, Military, Mentally and otherwise, Nomerica has become a symbol of Caricature and Mediocrity which is traced to the abandonment of the Foundation and Principles by which it was Established.

The People and Nations I pity are those looking to America for help. America is merely living on Past glory .

Babylon the Great has Crossed the point of no return. It is Gone!
Trump loss pain you dieee, after all the revelations of him winning you sawgringrin

I can feel your pain from miles away
Romance › Re: I Discovered That My Bride Has 3 Children On Our Wedding Day by Offpoint1: 10:25am On Oct 09, 2021
Wahala no dey finish, e be like Lagos traffic.
Crime › Re: Help! I Was Robbed Of My Uncle's $400 by Offpoint1: 10:20am On Oct 09, 2021
Op wan run him uncle street, so that him go make reference to him Nairaland postgrin

Bro this your format no follow
Foreign Affairs › Re: US Submarine Hits ‘Object’ While Underwater In South China Sea by Offpoint1: 7:56am On Oct 08, 2021
ihatebuhari:
pls no need to lecture the idiotttt

He’s a Muslim he’ll always hate the US, same thing with all Muslims they hate US and the west but you see them running to western countries instead of their jihadi terrorist countries like Afghanistan and Saudi Arabia


The truth is the authority of this world has been given to the west (Christians nations) nothing Islamic terrorist can do about it they’ll continue to wail until their religion start declining and fade out of this world soon
The two were having intellectual arguments, then you jumped in with a religious crap card.
Neither of them both mentioned their religion, so shove your Christians and Muslims bullsh* down your runway-below.
Autos › Re: Ibom Car Manufacturing Plants Taking Shape: House Members Visit Site... Photos by Offpoint1: 7:16am On Oct 08, 2021
Fernandeswagger:
This is really good.
But from the pictures I can see a large space more like a warehouse.
Where are the equipment and manufacturing tools?
Are you supposed to put equipment in building under-constructions
Crime › Re: 20-Year-Old Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting Minor by Offpoint1: 4:45am On Oct 07, 2021
cyrielo:
Just @20yrs old. Hmm he should be given at least 5yrs sentence. When he’s 25. He won’t be a menace
Don't you read the article? 5 years only for raping a year baby? You need to be checked.

If I'm the kid father I'll patiently wait him for "5 years" and put at least 25 9-MM through his brain.
Crime › Re: Two Die In Edo Over Money Ritual Practice by Offpoint1: 3:56pm On Oct 06, 2021
Guys na damn niggar!! o

make person try him line o
Phones › Re: Method Hackers Are Using To Hack Facebook Accounts (Photos) by Offpoint1: 3:54pm On Oct 06, 2021
I'm not foolish enough to click on a broke ass criminals who can't even afford a domain name...
I don't even click on hosted clickbaits talk more free domain
Health › Re: Should I Euthanize My Dad? by Offpoint1: 10:02am On Oct 06, 2021
SportsHD:
Religion is damaging your mentality. The dad has been in that state for 12 years now. I'm sure no one would want that for himself. Not being able to talk or do anything yourself.

Drop all emotional sentiments here, think logically. Imagine the peace of mind he and the mom would have, coupled with the amount they'll save not going back and forth to the hospital.

If it were my family member, lord knows he would have been in the ground by now.
It's better for him to be at peace in heaven than to be suffering here In life.
I was looking for someone with sense and find your comment.

Nigerians... Sorry to say lack sense, they're control by emotions and religion. When people apply emotions where logic is required, you'll have a disaster.

No one which their love ones or enemies death, not even the most dreaded heart cold criminal.

They ask him to keep praying, exact what he's been doing for 12 years and each day the situation gets worse. They failed to understand the financial, emotional and psychological trauma the illness is causing the entire family.

If the dad could speak he would have asked them to put an end to his pain. Ending his pain now is mercy and the greatest love they can show him. I don't want to imagine what the mom is going through, imagine if he still leaves him to be in another 5 years and eventually the father still dies....

This is not time to involve emotions and religion... The idea of God watching people in pain for years just to prove himself God doesn't sit well with me.
Education › Re: World Teacher's Day: Make A Reference To A Teacher That Redefined Your Life by Offpoint1: 10:59am On Oct 05, 2021
All of them were important
Romance › Re: Have You Ever Cried And Begged For A Relationship As A Woman? by Offpoint1: 7:18am On Oct 05, 2021
Chimeluv:
I can't do that besides i am not in any relationship undecided
Why are you not in any relationship? Too many broken heart or you're tired?

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