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Phones › Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by Offpoint1(op):
Truvelisback:
U av ego and low self-esteem. And u are that insecure type.
Ego? You don't know me personally.

Low self-esteem? Naaa there's no one I can't engage in conversation, I've address countless crowd of people on many occasions. I've lecture people in high positions, I've challenged and questioned ideologies of people far greater than me Academically.
Romance › Re: Recharge Card Yoruba: What A Lady Saved A Guy's Number With by Offpoint1: 10:31pm On Sep 29, 2021
Beebah2000:
yes I do
Alright.

I don't want to bore or stalk you around, I just want to let my intentions known to you.

Can we relate beyond Nairaland? Starting as friends wouldn't be a bad idea.
Romance › Re: Recharge Card Yoruba: What A Lady Saved A Guy's Number With by Offpoint1: 10:10pm On Sep 29, 2021
Beebah2000:
I am so sorry about that. I forgot to quote you
No problem, it's quite understandable. It happens sometimes.

Hope you know the message I'm referring to though...
Phones › Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by Offpoint1(op): 10:02pm On Sep 29, 2021
Snitch24:
Well if you're under 30yrs And u can ignore ur mom for that long You have a problem You really do need to talk to people about it Ur own mama ooh Lol
I wouldn't use the word "ignore" I'm in good term with my family...
Phones › Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by Offpoint1(op): 9:19pm On Sep 29, 2021
qtguru:
Then that's good for you, but I am of the personal opinion that having a group of friends helps you have a meaningful life, but your isolation is back by Spirituality so I can understand that
I don't keep friends, I relate with everyone quite well. I'm fun, when I'm open to conversation and play.
Phones › Re: I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by Offpoint1(op):
qtguru:
You will be depressed and isolated if you keep this up, no cap , talk to people esp family
Depress? Naaa! I've mastered the act of dealing with life problems since I was 11, nothing on earth can make me depress. No pleasure, nor pain, nor rejection.

Isolation is a powerful tool to unleash spirituality, the more isolated you are the less human you become and the more spirit you become. It's a key to spirit realm. More powerful than prayers, chants and incantations.

If you can trace some historical spiritual books, most communications with the spirit realms took place in isolated places.
Take a clue from the Bible for references.
Abraham communicate with God in isolated places
Moses as you know always left for the mountains
Jesus always left his disciples behind into isolation when he wants to communicate with God.

Let me not derail my thread
Phones › I Hate Making Calls: Am I The Only Human Who Hate This? by Offpoint1(op): 8:52pm On Sep 29, 2021
I honestly hate making calls, I hardly call ANYONE, in fact the last I spoke with my mom was 6 months ago... Is worse with my siblings and relatives. I can go a year or more without calling them.

I don't pick any call I didn't expect, neither do I return missed calls.

I hate sending people wishes, be it on social media, text or physical.
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.

Although I get really busy most times, but I don't
think it's an excuse enough. I've tried changing, but it isn't working.

It seems the only place I reply to people is on Nairaland, I've never clicked a "Like button" on the internet before... I have phobia for it.

How can I adjust? I spend 99.99% of my free time Alone in a quiet place soul traveling to universe.
Romance › Re: Recharge Card Yoruba: What A Lady Saved A Guy's Number With by Offpoint1: 8:22pm On Sep 29, 2021
Beebah2000:
But wait ooo..... I never see man way go do such thing to woman ooo.
Some women ehh...... Na only God go deliver them. Na wa ooo......!
So you saw my last message and ignored? That's offensive anyways....
Business › Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by Offpoint1: 2:38pm On Sep 29, 2021
Machol:
Can you help me with IG advertising please? Please write to me on da4kstore@gmail.com if you can. Thank you
Yeah, Kindly send me a whatsapp message 0.9.0.5.5.4.0.2.0.7.2
Romance › Re: I'm In Love With A Married Woman Whose Husband Is In Dubai by Offpoint1: 9:08am On Sep 29, 2021
You're doing well sir.

Keep looking for someone who will help "Relieve the spermatozoa in your sacks"
Romance › Re: How True Is This News Pls? by Offpoint1: 9:00am On Sep 29, 2021
Gulder ultimate search BACK
Who wants to be a millionaire BACK
DNA test BACK at home
The Matrix 4 BACK
Reddick 3 Coming soon....

A serious minded business man should start popcorn business cuz we are about to be ENTERTAIN...

I love the ending of 2021.


99.99% of threats are coming from women, mostly Islandersgrin

Most rich business men kids aren't theirs
Family › Re: Before DNA, Consider The Emotional Health Of Your Wife And Child, Lady Cried Out by Offpoint1: 8:22am On Sep 29, 2021
grin
Celebrities › Re: Police Seize Two Children From Uzoamaka Ohiri, Hand Them Over To Chinedu Ani by Offpoint1:
Beebah2000:
wow cheesy cheesy
Thanks for loving me just like that. embarassed
You're welcome. I was destined to love you JUST LIKE THAT, it's my sore purpose of creation.
Since I came to the consciousness of existence, I've been questioning my purpose of existence and why I was placed on this planet. Today I had an epiphany, which led to the realization of LOVING YOU JUST LIKE THAT was the purpose.
Celebrities › Re: Police Seize Two Children From Uzoamaka Ohiri, Hand Them Over To Chinedu Ani by Offpoint1: 7:15am On Sep 29, 2021
Beebah2000:
ehh undecided undecided
Just like that??
It only takes a spark to light up love flame, you've ignite it. I don't know what else you expected of me, perhaps you should give me a clue because I'm totally lost and clueless on what to do. I JUST LOVE YOU JUST LIKE THAT!
Foreign Affairs › Re: China Unveils Deadly New Anti-submarine Drone( Pics, Video) by Offpoint1: 6:00am On Sep 29, 2021
RingRoadMafia:
Wayo 419 pastor who uses deception to spread fear in the name of preaching. If not deception, how will you describe someone who ransacks the internet looking for disastrous news (some of them old and dating as far back as 2017) to post on Nairaland with his alternate monikers Holinessforever and Holiness2100, so you can then comment with your main moniker Righteousness2, making it seem as though apocalyptic events are happening? Is that not deception?
You have lied uncontrollably on this forum since the last one year! You started with saying that COVID-19 is the end of the world, then you went on to give failed prophecies about how Donald Trump will emerge as president, ALL FAILED!
Now fearing that people may see you for the fraud that you really are, you've launched a new tactic which is what you're doing now. Posting doomsday topics to give your false teachings credence.
I don't blame you, I blame the mugus edging you on by liking your posts, they're the cause of all this madness. Nigerians are indeed very gullible!

The thread below was the first thread he mistakenly created for this same topic with his Righteousness2 account. When he realized that he had used the wrong account, he quickly wiped it clean and switched to his Holinessforever account. Unknown to him, someone had already commented the headline he typed.

https://www.nairaland.com/6776603/0k#106261299


Nairalanders, behold your "pastor"

Smh..
The fact that the guy claimed he's more than 40 years of age is where I pitied him.

I wish everyone could be like me by totally ignoring quoting, reading and liking his comments... He would have gone extinct by now.

Quoting, reading and liking his comments are the fuel to his madness.

The day I engaged the guy on Bible argument was the day I realized he's a dull human being.
Celebrities › Re: Police Seize Two Children From Uzoamaka Ohiri, Hand Them Over To Chinedu Ani by Offpoint1: 5:41am On Sep 29, 2021
Beebah2000:
I wonder why some women no dey shameless again.
Na them dey disgrace us. sad sad

The Future is Female DNA Test
I love you Beebah, I love you from the bottom of my heart....
Politics › Re: LASG To Divert Traffic At Marine Bridge For Emergency Repairs by Offpoint1: 5:29am On Sep 29, 2021
Wahala for Ajegunle people, traffic to and fro boundary go triple.
Wahala for Apapa people...
Man pikin go start to fly boat.
Crime › Re: How I Was Kidnapped, Beaten And Robbed On My Way To Work In Lagos by Offpoint1: 8:52pm On Sep 28, 2021
Sirpaul:
happened on the 24th of August 2021.

I was heading to work as usual, 6.00am, 6.05am, 6.10am that's my time frame almost everyday except for rainy days.

So, I got to Ogugu Bustop waiting for the next available car heading to Lekki, about 5 minutes later an Honda Pilot drove in calling Lekki with just the driver and a passenger unknown to me that these guys are four well dressed like bankers, so the two other guys were standing in crowd with others and they entered the vehicle so I did as well.

There's no way you could have noticed that these guys are criminals.
The car moved about 5 minutes away from the bus stop and they pointed gun at me immediately my spirit left and came back, they collected my bag, collected my phones, I was beaten blue black, one guy was busy hitting my knees with wheel spanner, the other was giving formatting slaps and knocks, he then massed robb and sand in my eyes........ Mhen the pain was unbearable...... They collected my ATMs, Phones, Laptop, The cash I had on me, Wallet, Wrist watch, ID cards and they moved 100k out of my account, as at that time I could barely see anything again but the driver was telling the guys at the back to kill me and throw me off the road..... In there I was saying my last prayers....... Only for them to stop and push me down the vehicle, peeps came to my rescue and I narrated my ordeal to them. Dropped me off at Ilupeju
......
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It took me a week to recover my vision. As I speak I still feel pains mhennnn

This Is My Testimony!!!!

I'll update you guys how I was helped by the police and the amount I'll pay to track those guys....... E go shock you too


Stay Safe Guys!!!...
Please when they track them let me know, I have someone who will gladly waste them at the cost of just 2 satchel Chelsea hot.
Business › Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by Offpoint1: 8:26pm On Sep 28, 2021
Shellsploit:
Amazing!


Me wey invest 400k into snail business, woke up the next morning, the snails are no where to be found. They all strolled away!
Village people on 5Ggrin
Business › Re: What Was Your Initial Seed Capital? by Offpoint1: 8:24pm On Sep 28, 2021
ojasweb:
I started my company when I don't know anything about business. Absolutely zero knowledge of business.

Though i had some money when i started it, but i haven't work on the business. I have made money but i won't really attribute it to the business.

Planning to start working on it from next year with 1M as a seed capital.

Update:

Quick answer about the type of business i do.

I am a Google advertising specialist with positive track records. I am planning on investing some money into building my agency.

The money will be invested on expanding brand recognition and payment of staff for the first few months.
mind I tag along you? I'm well knowledgeable about the Facebook advertising and little knowledge of Google advertising... I might learn one or two things from you.
Pets › Re: Pilot Modifies His Plane So His Golden Retriever Can Fly With Him(Pics) by Offpoint1: 7:55pm On Sep 28, 2021
Nicklaus619:
I always love how u connect everything to spreading the gospel, let's keep depopulating hell and populating heaven sir
The fact remains, nor you or him or anyone else will make heaven.... That's a fact.
Travel › Re: Passenger Boat Capsizes In Lagos, One Dies, 16 Rescued by Offpoint1: 8:44am On Sep 28, 2021
winterlover:
No life jackets. Obviously a local boat operator.
I ply the route on daily, no boat will move if a single passenger is not on life jacket.
The issue is, most of the life jackets are 100 years old and useless if any accident should occur.

If you can't swim, it's better you take a ferry... At least they all have new life jackets.
Crime › Re: Secondary School Student Stabbed To Death For Picking Money Sprayed At Wedding by Offpoint1: 8:44am On Sep 27, 2021
There's spiritual forces behind this, either from the child side or from the bouncer side... Village people.
Family › Re: My Brother-In-Law Caught His Wife Cheating! by Offpoint1: 8:15am On Sep 27, 2021
tenry:
Please don't mind my grammatical blunders .My brother in law called my wife and I tonight sobbing profusely and confused about what to do.

He caught his wife cheating on a man erroneously believe to be her daddy's friend.

It all started when his wife's phone was bad and he gave him to repair it for him while coming from work. Engineer repaired the phone and on his way home, he curiously checked his wife's phone and discovered sex chat his wife had with the man she called her daddy's friend.

His wife snapped her private parts and sent to the man. They exchanged so many dirty videos including pornography . All the wife's family members (mother, sisters) all knew the man introduced to the husband as dad's friend.

Her dad is late. Their wedding is one year this month with a three month old girl child.

He is worried about the father of the child cos according to him, his wife had visited the man shortly after their wedding.

My wife and I have been disturbed seriously on this matter. The husband called for advice on the step to take.

Please I need your advice cos we are in shock as we didn't expect that from the lady.
First I'm 9.99% convince the child isn't his... The wife had been sleeping with the so called "Dad's friend" before marriage, because no woman starts cheating in a marriage barely a year.

If he can afford DNA test, he should conduct one and he can't afford one... He should do the natural DNA test God gave us by checking out the traits and physical resemblance of the child and man.

On what decisions to take, he's in the position to make one.
If he can forgive and bear the burden, find.... And if he can't, he should get rid of her instantly.
Romance › Re: Tenants, Share Your Experience With Fellow Tenants by Offpoint1:
I've always been the one giving other tenants headaches... I have Eminem blasting on full volume ALWAYS till late 11pm before I switch to Enya till dawn. Once is 5am I switched back to Eminem or Busta Rhymes and Ludacris.

Imagine having these 3 bastards rapping at the speed of light on full volume... The entire building is always shaking.
Romance › Re: Share Your Crazy Moments Attending Typical Naija Weddings! by Offpoint1: 7:58pm On Sep 26, 2021
When the idiots sharing food kept passing me by to serve others, I made a request but they keep telling me someone would serve me. That's how I switched almost all the seats and still didn't get food, I felt chest pains out of anger and pain. I walked into the toilet and cry my eyes out before the devil whispered into my ears... "put water in the generator"... I did listen to him and it was a relieved.


I stopped attending any wedding that has no access card, because rich people wedding you had people walking to your table like every 15-30 minutes asking you if you've been serve and if you'll like to eat anything else and they present you with menu, while your table is filled up with drinks and water, plus small chops.
Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Paul Enenche To Comedians: Don't Tell Lies To Make People Laugh by Offpoint1: 6:36pm On Sep 26, 2021
He thinks God is a sadist?
Crime › Re: NDLEA Recovers 3300kgs Of Drugs During Raids, Arrests Ten Suspects by Offpoint1: 2:10pm On Sep 26, 2021
If you're interested in learning how to run a successful Facebook ad, kindly message me via the number on my signature...


And also if you're tired of your ad accounts getting ban/restricted.... I have a solution for you.
Celebrities › Re: Share Your Experience Meeting With A Celebrity by Offpoint1: 1:53pm On Sep 26, 2021
Work in an organization where our boss happens to be a big guy man who's friend to a lot of celebrities, they happen to visit him alot...
My colleagues do freaked out and take photos, but I'm always that guy who just doesn't give AF, till date I've not taken a single picture with any of them... As of yesterday we were invited to one comedian wedding and few of "em celebrities were in attendance... I no send.

My boss once asked who my favorite Nigeria celebrity is, I told him NONE.

If I'll ever freak out for a celebrity, it'll definitely be Eminem.
Jokes Etc › Re: Most Used Memes On Nairaland by Offpoint1:
Give it to this guy and close the thread.

Romance › Re: I Went On A Romantic Date In Lagos And Was TREATED This Way Because I Had No Man by Offpoint1: 8:37am On Sep 26, 2021
You made the headline look dramatic, while the content has zero drama in it.
I hate clickbait
Celebrities › Re: N20m Up For Grabs Weekly As ‘who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ Returns After 4 Yrs by Offpoint1: 8:08am On Sep 26, 2021
Guider ultimate search back Who wants to be a millionaire back
What more can I ask for?



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