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Lol, why do I find this thread funny?

You lied, then to unveiled your lies you initiated a breakup and she said "go fxxk yourself" and you need advice from us

E like sey na end time we dey tru tru people wey get sense no plenty again.

DubaiLandLord2:
But God did it for a king in the bible. He extended the numbers of years he lived for.

On what ground?

Only here when I have no running project to handle and that's mostly weekend.
As long as I'm on my PC, Nairaland is the last place to see me.
I'm more addicted to Facebook and Google cuz that's where the real deal lies.

Rebet the game

Bobrisky

chatinent:
Taking about time, where did they write that everyone has a time to die?

Na wa for una sha

Until you figure out the important of time to the universe, you'll never understand.
It has nothing to do with me believing in God or not.

Bible clearly stated in Ecclesiastes 3:1-8


Your birth, life and death were already concluded before your born... God can't undo it.

jesusjnr2020:
Interesting thoughts.

From my experiences though, it seems the contrary, that I was not destined to die by car accident, hence it not being able to kill me even when it should.

It's not able to take you because it isn't your time, when your death time isn't astronomically align NOTHING on earth can kill you, not even a bullet through your brain.

But nature has away of giving us snippet into the future.

Haryhomyidhey:
Wow, I had escaped death so many times and i know that it can only be God........ When i Remember the time i was in coma in 2016, i just give thanks to God for sparing my life. When i remember the time i almost got crushed by a tipper, i thank God.... I have escaped death more than 6 times if i should count..... I remember when i fall sick every year am about to celebrate my birthday.... I just that God this year was different...... If i start sharing such here, almost everyone that read it would cry...... I just appreciate God for my life..

You didn't escaped death dear, no one can.

Your time isn't astronomically aligned yet.

jesusjnr2020:
The second I would share happened when I had grown up, while I was about to cross the road one day. Now I had looked to the left and thought it was clear, and then to the right, but just as I was about to cross, I had "voom", as a car pass me in high speed. I was in shock and wondering where the car came from, because it was that close. The car would have just carried me along to where i didn't plan to go, but thank God things didn't pan out that way. However what happened that day is something that's still vividly on my mind because up til now, I can't explain how that happened and where the car came from.

God bless.

it seems you were destined to die by car, and it's not yet your time hence the turn out of events.

lamiclose:
Can you be my mentor

For sure, send me a message via the number on my profile.

I thank God for the privilege he gave me to share a pissing position together with Nigeria police officers on a public road, no one was arrested or questioned.
No place on earth one can enjoy such privilege.

lamiclose:
If you're planning to learn digital marketing what are the steps

Get a PC, get a PAID course on udemy, skillshare, Lynda or coursera. Practice, follow digital marketers social pages/group to gain experience.
Get a mentor.

Oblongata:
Believing in extra ordinary source of evil is completely unnecessary, man alone is capable of all wickedness. (Joseph Conrad).

I've been ringing this out to religious people.

We are the devils

Igbo people, the only tribe on earth that littered the whole planet building and developing other people land while their homes is in constant perpetual ruins.

They're the most business inclined tribe on earth and most successful people business wise, but they had the worse state in terms of development. They are just busy building other people home, while they go to their own home to impress their own people with money.

You don't need to achieve Biafra before you start building your home/land, Biafra or no Biafra... Your land will always remains your home.

Firstly you made the first mistake of using your own email as the primary assigned email.

As a digital marketer myself, if I'm running ad for a company or an individual I use their email accounts. If they don't have an email account, I create a dedicated account and give them all the details.

As for your boss, he may be tech illiterate or a person with trust issues.

Like everyone suggested, just tell him to block his card.

philo04:
I tap into your Grace I will travel by Air this year in Jesus name.Amen go well brother God will make a way for you.

To fly plane of less than 20k depending on distance na him still be God Grace? Nawa o

Tunechi5:
B like righteousness Don go church this 1 way I no see m for this threads

E be like you no know sey all dey threads him dey comment na him personal thread wey him dey use him other accounts create, then use righteousness comment...

If you no see him comment, no sey nobi him create dey thread.

TMKsouth:
LMAO ok, for it

I'm a simple guy, I don't like stress

TMKsouth:
Lol, u guys are very funny today. The solution in my opinion is for both to reconcile their differences. There are platforms where both can sit together, discuss this and make compromises.

Personally, as the crèche owner I would petition the rest of the residents - especially the other schools in the street and the old age home and send it to the city council. But that's the confrontational option since the tiger owners are very inconsiderate as well.

Instead of this long process, why not just kill the tiger and the owner? This is another option to explore.

VenExchange:
Say no to abortion. One girl just died after abortion ( 18) years ( 6 months belle

Who in her right senses go for abortion at 6 months pregnancy?


Illiteracy na disease

I have nothing to say...


You have any professional Udemy courses you?

Let me generate a Free download link for you

Let us appreciate the fact that Buhari is the first president on earth to invent or acquire a technology that enables him to watch his own LIVE speak

After taking my time to read, scrutinized and analyzed your epistle... I want to sincerely let you know that I don't understand your thread.

bmdmix11:
quality dope 10k with ur beat

You location in lag..

bmdmix11:
is it?

How's the quality of your recording and how much if I have my own beat?

Indispensable85:
I play with them all the time. I've not received any calls from them for a long time now. I usually enjoy the conversation. I remember the last one having collected from me all the fake details I gave him, asked me how much was in the account and I told him I had 3million in it as it was just one of my numerous account. The guy screamed with joy and told me thank you, thinking he has met a mugu. Minutes later he call to complain that his system is showing error. I told him to continue to try it that it may have been network problem. He called back again and said are you sure the information you gave me were correct, I started laughing and he said you're a bad guy. He was laughing on the other side of the phone and dropped the call.

How these guys get some vital information of customers is what I still can't fathom.

Getting anyone data is easy, there are sites and apps that does that

MaryJane24:
I actually understand where this is coming from. Very very dangerous, I dare say. It's an elevated point of emptiness where you can neither love nor hate. You feel like you've achieved some sort of equilibrium, a point where you are above human "touch". Whether they hate or love you, you're indifferent. The problem though is that this is the exact opposite of balance. It's a tipped scale. Love is sacrificial, it should take out of you.

It's not "sacrificial" if there's something attached to it.

MaryJane24:
Yet again, you're missing something. From what you just said, the people you mentioned (including Jesus) went into isolation WHENEVER they want to connect to the spirit world. But that's just not true! Jesus, for example, only separated Himself TO BE ALONE with God for a while. It does not by any chance mean He needed to connect with God so He went into isolation. No. Let me illustrate, do you realize what it meant to feed a thousand men with five loaves of bread? You don't do that without connecting to the spirit realm, yet Jesus did just that in the midst of five thousand men sitting around Him. He didn't need to isolate Himself to look up to heaven, raise the bowl of bread and fish towards the sky, and gave thanks for the miraculous to happen. Isolating yourself in a lonely mountain or your bedroom won't give you any more connection to the spirit world than you would in a rowdy danfo. It's just that the privacy of your bedroom or that lonely mountain comes with less distraction- a me-time. How else was the devil able to connect to somebody in a crowd and tell the person to stab or shoot random people? If you say you've moved past the stage of satanic manipulation, I'm very happy for you.

Lol, you won't understand those references. They are way too higher for normal people.

Exams last for the period of 1-3 hours, you can't attribute the success of it to the few hours you wrote it. Alot of preparation has been done behind.

Hello Beebah2000 hope your day went well, I was expecting to hear from you... Maybe it might have escaped you.

If it's not convenient with you, kindly let me know.

Femmyfestus:
You seems to know much about spiritualism. please can you recommend some books for me

Unfortunately my knowledge are personal experience and not from books. Books are people thoughts and experiences and mostly not to be trusted.

janedonez:
All my social media handles are in ghost mode, except my business WhatsApp.

I hardly reply messages on my personal WhatsApp line.


My own is, how can one get Business WhatsApp and personal WhatsApp lines on the same phone, how is it done?

There's WhatsApp business and normal WhatsApp both on playstore.
You can't use one number for both, you'll need 2 numbers.