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Antoeni:
ON TOP ONE MAN HEAD:

1. NEPA don bring bill
2. Buy bread when u are coming
3. Buy Egg when u are coming
4. Gas don finish
5. Kerosine don finish
6a. Generator no gree start
6b. Buy fuel for generator when u are coming
7. Car don get flat tyre, e no gree start
8. School fees don show
9. DStv/GOtv etc don stop to dey show
10. Dem come ask for vigilante money
11. Month don end for Lesson teacher
12. Biscuit and Happy Hour nko?
13. Dem go begin report the children to u as u dey enter
14. If u never build, Landlord matter na madding
15. Dem go still shook hand for ur pocket pack d small change join..
16. Tell u d pikin dey run temperature like say u be doctor...
17a. Buy them credit
17b. Buy them data
18. Not excluding Suya, Cat fish etc on some nights
19. Fridge, pressing iron, fan etc. go stop, another headache..
20. Dem still wan go amusement park on public holidays
21. How much be the salary sef..

I come go hospital for fever, doctor say I get High BP.

How man no go get High BP..

And

On top all, you must not disappoint in the inner room.. dem go still give you orders,

*"HONEY HARDER"*

Please, let's take it easy......our lives matters.
With or without us, life will continue.

E no dey easy sha,
GOD Blessings be with all us

Na diz kind plenty wahala make men dey naturally kpai first before women.... Widows full everywhere.

Zanxx:
My dear, it's not easy ooo. Sometimes I feel like running away. My case is worse because I live with them. I am so frustrated that for over a week now I have been giving them attitude, I don't talk to any of them. I just drop money for food and any other thing that needs to be paid, then off I go. The rent is almost due and they are all waiting for me to conjure the money from the sky.smh. The burden is just too much

Sorry my sister, the thing can be frustrating... No kill yourself, do those you can and leave the rest.
May God open bigger ways for you.

thatthickgurl:
I admire the courage to leave.

The reason I might have to leave my job as a customer care rep is because of the insults I get daily from rude customers.

We need to do better as humans

People don't know this is one of the worse job on earth... Some customers are complete idiots.

I quit mine after a month, with my Anger problem I couldn't endure some idiots insulting me on phone and I can't hit 'em back.

One idiot once call me to inform that our product makes him Hot, if we can send one of our female staff to him.

Sadly there's nothing you can do about it, force will be fruitless.
Have a heart-to-heart father and daughter talk with her, give her reasons why have path is not the best way to go. In fact pick interest in the topic, discuss freely with her and seek her opinion on why should wanna take that path.
Don't try to do the usual African way, which you've already started... It'll ends with both of you resenting each other and the demon you're fight will give birth to another.


When my 19 old years sister opened up to me about her sexual orientation, I simply sat down and we had a very long conversation.
Today she's still thanking me...

Stolen dogs?

I pray the Lord to give me the strength and patience to read anything longer than 10 lines.

Don't keep maid be it male or female... It's like gambling.

If the pics I'm seeing are that of the maid, then I won't cast no stone here...I would have fallen if I was in the man's shoes.

This liken to be a case of "leaving a fish in the custody of a cat"

In the area of work, size of tool doesn't matter. What matters is the skillfulness of the craftsman.
A very skilled craftsman may even improvise and get the job done if the required tool isn't available.

Hathor5:
He is mocking you for 'trying so hard to figure ladies out' but has already taken his time to have it all figured out.

Don't mind them. Your questions are very legitimate. Knowledge is power.

It seems you're more open minded, let me ask you some few questions.

1. How does female orgasm feel like?
2. Does orgasm = squirt?

You sef why you go look fine and broke? Ko alright naw.

Imagine a beautiful car with poor interior, no normal rara.


PACKAGE YOUR LIFE, either physically appeasing or not.

90% of Lagos girls are broke, but if you sey dey way dem take okirika package dem life too approach dem go dey fear you.

Nigeria 2... 90% are females displaying boobs and unproductive curves.

rocknation62:
There’s no smoke without fire... An insider is involved

Pure insider job

Repeated SS twice, was supposed to grad at 16, ended up graduating at 18.... worse, my addiction was super Mario Bros and Sonic The Hedgehog. I was obsessed with saving Princess Peach, funny till I quit playing the game I couldn't saved the princess for over 3 years.

I became depressed and abandoned the game when I read somewhere the princess I was trying to save all these years wasn't really in any form of danger, rather ran away from her father's Castle to her prince charming. All my efforts were in vain, princess was enjoying her boyfriend dxxk, while I thought she was in Danger. That was how I quit playing video games till date.

moscobabs:
I swear to God this is not ordinary. This man village people finally get him.

Driving one way.- Your car gone

Trying to turn back to tamper with evidence 3yrs jail

Hitting someone on the process- 7yrs jail

Someone con be police officer?- 15yrs in prison

Thank God the police no die.

It would have been life imprisonment

Omo I fear you if you be judge o sharply you don arrange the guy sentences accordingly

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Look's like a boring movie to me.... I need something like "Beast of no Nation"

LEXYLOV:
Maybe you are one of those uncircumcised kids littered around on nairaland and vomiting rubbish. 4 years ago in Gambia, there was a yoruba man a soldier then' who was convicted among 1976 coupist and killed. Was living on the Gambia, people who familiar with him personally including my own brother narrated how he use to tell the stories of many countries he had lived before, suddenly he died in 2017 in Gambia and after yoruba community there discovered his jotter, they found out his family contact there, and that's how they managed to contact his family back in Nigeria to inform them about his passing. To their dismay, it turn out that he's a ghost and army gave them his remain after execution then since his involvement is minor and was killed by mistake. The family buried him and the tomb still there, they sent delegates from his family to Gambia to come and inspect the matter they all came and discovered that he is truly the one. After seen his corpse and pictures and the child he has there.
If you have anyone in Gambia for last 4 to 5 yrs you can confirm from them, everyone had the story. His name is femi. Later identified as femi akudahaya. Means femi the living ghost.

Yeah, it happens... so was Superman story.

He has 2 choices now...
dumb her or get killed in the nearest future.

Hope they're not those 2 guys I saw on Monday as early as 6:20 am displaying drama o

falcon01:
do you know how Legends, Rumours and fairytales start?? You don't have proof of what he said all these are lies made to keep the sheep in place. Trust me if that Happens he wouldn't be working there.

Don't argue with them, 99% heard the stories from their ancestors and the tales were passed down to them.

Thread for delusional Africans to masturbate on about their delusions and illusions couple with their hallucinated minds.

I can proudly call that man my father.

perkyB:
so I was listening a song that featured tyga and he made a statement I didnt quite understand, I thought it was a rap slang so I didnt bother

two weeks later I heard it from another singer

guys help me out here what does rubber mean?

It depends on the context. Let me know the song title, then I can give full explanation of what "rubber" mean.

Juicethekid:
what are the legitimate sites please?

Go to binance and sell your stuff via p2p

Too many gun violence in the country, are we now barbarians?

Yugosng:
Come Saturday, 27.2.21, I'll be embarking on a journey of eternity with my best friend.

It's a mixed feeling of happiness and anxiety.

In all, I'm pretty excited and pray that the event will go smoothly.

Here are my pre-wedding photos.

Thanks in advance for all the sweet words and jabs

Na Nairaland we dey, so every every is welcomed.

Abeg forget long story and drop me location... Na food be my own, welda your love her or not or she loves you or not... e no concern mi. Ba food be my own

rocknation62:
99.9% will run seeing this at night...

It reminded me of my childhood,I took the chain of a bicycle pedal,tied it with a tiny long rope & hide myself in a dark place. I pull the rope When I see anyone coming towards the direction it always looks like a snake

my niccu I guess I'm not the only one guilty of that crime

Iffa hear say I no go run if i bump into this at night... I run first, then figure out later

Sorry I don't do planes... Water transportation is my favourite. Speedboat specifically. I love it when it's on high speed on a mid-trouble sea with huge waves.................goshhhhhh it's heaven

excel101:
Get yours first, then I would come for mine.

Meaning?

Absolutely have nothing to say here....


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