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pDudd:
The Akata I was following was from a rich family. She didn't ever live in the ghetto. I didn't follow ghetto people. Her family is into real estate and have several properties all over the place.

Her problem was that she was a rebellious child and her rebellion got her into trouble with people.

ahhh this one serious o.see me they think our 9ja sista bad but na d broke ones but here na both.is it DT bad.ok gist me about d white ladies hw they be

pDudd:
Next tip: get a vasectomy

I know I have mentioned this but because of the importance of it, I'm stating it again. But I will also include my experience.

I was rolling with this Akata a while back. After a while, she came to tell me she was pregnant. I said ok. I didn't even pursue the topic any further.

Unknown to this hoe, I had a vasectomy in the past and had repeatedly done tests that showed I had zero motility of sperm. . My mama na Warri na. Nor be today.

As time went on she kept repeating her pregnancy and telling me we are going to have a child together. I used to just smile and say ok. One day when searching through my phone she saw my quarterly vasectomy/motility tests and got angry that I never told her about it. While she was blowing hot I reminded her she was pregnant

At that point she realized that she was a hoe and that I knew she was a hoe.

That baby was never born. I don't really know what happened to it but I know she went to Planned Parenthood (abortion clinic).

Warri nor dey carry last. Get a vasectomy folks

Ur thread is open opener .by d way dis akata ladies e b like sey na d ghetto time d one from d hood.what of d ones from rich homes in America .why do I ask if u have watched d series insecure Molly ( acted by our Igbo sista ) Nd ISSA have some of this characters Nd they have a fat friend DT one is so rachet she talk anyhow crazy Nd alway talk about sex sex I thought na jux film.but d gal ISSA ex bf is dating now in d series forgetting her name is calm nice a Christian tho nt DT conservative.but a divorcee.

Mizwisdom:
Do you think the government can afford total lockdown for that long period? where will they get money to pay their workers? is it going to be possible to keep people locked down without palliatives? where will government get the money to fund palliative for a long lockdown?

DT wer d govt is 4up.anyway lagosians need to atleast practice the social distancing Nd stop be arrogant because it affecting us too in Benin but pple still try to practice social distancing.dt y obaseki have nt be force to do total lockdwn..because of d compliance Nd election which is a good thing for us d citizen Nd govt.partial lockdwn is beta than total lockdwn.but in Lagos lagosians obey social distancing to slow to spread.d governor go dey soft Nd implement partial lockdwn but arrogance Nd ignoring is only going to be bad for lagosians u knw hw our govt can b.sense is lacking in lagosians because covid19 is affecting every one in d country.

KingKingKing:
Nigerians are very stubborn people!

There was a lockdown they whined and said the Govt was insensitive! They said okay we would ease the lockdown,all you gotta do would be to wear facemasks and gloves, we said okay!

Lockdown was eased and people flouted these rules , refused to wear face Masks, gloves and observe social distancing! Most Nigerians are foolish, stupid and ignorant!


Sanwo olu please lock us Down for 5 months except there's an improvement before then, then throw the keys into the Atlantic ocean!


WE GO LEARN BY FORCE

covid19 has shw lagosians are very uncivilised Nd arrogance pple.for example in Benin here there is partial lockdwn but d resident are complying.it very stupid of lagosians to flout rules because has d govt as ease d lockdwn.they ease hustling.so flouting social distancing rules.is quite stupid.because their welcoming total lockdwn for a longer period which means longer hunger

MichealKin50:
My Fiancée Does This. What Does It Mean?

Good day all.

The lockdown has brought my fiancée and I more closer. She spends most of her time now in my place than hers. While staying with me, I one day carried her phone to make call I discovered she doesn't put password on her phone.

Just few days ago while she was sleeping, I used her phone to Google something online and something pushed me to open her Facebook app. When I open, I realized she deletes chats after conversation. I was looking for the messages I do sent her on Facebook and could not find any.

I can't figure out what this means.

na smart bae but ask urself one question which is hw much investment have she invested in d relationship Nd u.secondly is she matured in her reasoning.if she pass in this two area ( i.e her investment is high Nd nt little)u no get problem

Mokason28:
Seriously speaking Ndi Hausa are problematic and problem to Nigeria I’m sure Gowon must be regretting why he didn’t allow Nigeria split up so dat he Flee to rest his head in Biafra ... away from Aboki people

u right northern are backward Nd ignorance fools.do u knw if it was Jonathan administration they will be saying it's genocide.but nw Buhari they can't blame him .do u knw they are running away from d north they intersecting truck in Edo carrying truck full of northerners.

rottencorpse:
If I have an opportunity to see you, I'll pluck out your eyes and feed them to the birds

u free to see me.but is d truth.we all love mj but DT would have happen to him.if r Kelly have die 5yrs ago u be saying this.but if he die now will u come to pluck my eyes for r Kelly now

rottencorpse:
Which celebrity's death made you lose appetite? Which celebrity's death made you cry? So far I'd say Michael Jackson and Kobe Bryant but if I were to choose one, I'd pick the King of Pop Michael Jackson.

What's yours?

Michael Jackson death saved him.if he was alive eh .what u seeing happened to bill Cosby Nd happening to r Kelly would be a child play.mj could have being battered.d disgrace could have being too much.imagine after his death.allegation was still coming up.

Golan007:
It may have potential. It may even be the cure but there are protocols for declaring it as one.

Publication of its use in a test environment, independent verification and reliable statistical data before it could be trusted.

What if it cured Covid-19 but caused kidney problems?


What if it was a mere gimmick?

what make u think Japan haven't done all dt.america is important to d world but they have superior mentality which normal to being the head of d world.nd most countries who tried to be superpower in history have DT mentality.but what I don't like is USA likes to overshadow other countries effort in d covid19 vaccine thru their media.secretly they be partner with EU Israel Asia but publicly they be bragging about they have d best medical facilities in d world.is quite annoy.come be like most European Nd Asia Nd Israel are dull Nd waiting for USA vaccine. now I undastand why us govt don't too like Germany.

Blue3k:
Source: https://nairametrics.com/2020/04/30/imf-list-unpopular-policies-cbn-must-reverse/

if na me be president of naija I go Germany or Scandinavian countries go run matter to manipulate d exchange rates so DT 1 euro to 2 naira den 1 naira to 10 to 30 of other countries ( DT means we go remove a zero from other countries to euro) then do a win win deal.with EU thru Germany or Scandinavian countries.because u see this EU they Nd Asia are the ones producing global goods.which will be passing naija to Africa thru outsourcing Nd co producing for example a litre of milk is 2 euro or so convert to naira 4 naira to like Kenya Liberia go be 40 -60 of their currencies.but naija cows go produce 30% of d milk for domestic consumption Nd continent consumptn while euro provide 70% imagine d jobs were go full naija u do DT to all global goods then ban importation of strawberries gabbZge carrot rice plies.we produce DT 100%.d wealth DT will come will be too much.because u see this Africa we dey have a huge gap DT is devalved countries our money structure Nd nationalist ideologies make it difficult for us to treat among ourselves.because Ghana go say why we go import rice 4rm Nigeria can't we produce our own.with such deal with euro mhen

ignis:
It is unfortunate we have lots of ignorant comments on this thread, accusing and insulting the woman for absconding or running away.
For the avoidance of doubt, let me explain how it works, firstly, sample is collected from suspected patient and sent to lab for confirmation. The patient is released to go pending the outcome of the result.
The result takes approximately 48 hours to be out.
If the result comes out positive, the patient will be contacted and duly quarantined.
From the twitter post of the governor, they already have the patient's information including her residential address. What happened to visiting the address ?
It is wrong exposing her confidential info and calling her out online.
Her number could innocently not be reachable as a result of some certain unavoidable factors.

do u whether govt have gone to d address

flexyrule:
He needs the miseducation of Ubunja.
N150K to talk to a woman... How much would he now spend to sustain the relationship?
Someone mentioned in one thread that, the way you start a relationship with a woman, that is how the relationship would remain. If you give her the impression that you're a father Christmas on the first date, be ready to be a father Christmas throughout the relationship

but sadly is a norm now.no thanks to G boys.as for ubunja Nd his miseducation are jux theory talk.no practical in it. and will fail u except u are tall fair soft fine boy with breads.i think somebody need to teach us d wisest scope to use money catch babes.

ProfDview1:
There is this lady I like so much, even my friends know that I like her so much and will love to spend the rest of my life with her.

One day, I saw her with my friend and I later asked her why she is so close to my friend. She said they are dating each other, that she cannot marry me simply because I am tailor.

My friend is a yahoo boy, he doesn't have any work. The only way he eats is via internet scam. To be honest I was so pained, moreover she is not the only lady to have done this to me. Have met several ladies that told me that they can't marry a tailor and they end up dating yahoo Boys for my street.

They always tell me to leave my tailoring job and go hustle like my frnds to make cool money.

Guys, I am tired.. Should I leave the tailoring job and join my friends to do the yahoo stuff?

Girls keep rejecting me up and down and I am fed up.

Pls advise me

date other girls outside Ur area Nd desist from yahoo friends.nt all are yahoo some are ritualist,destiny stealers they fit check Ur star with their babalawo.but come o this yahoo boys are rili doing damage to our immature young sisters Nd spoiling market for us legit guys.to find babe this days e hard o.thought maybe because am older but d young dudes are complaining make me confuse.for my area eh olosho full am eh.nwadays gal go dey innocent jovial Nd cool once she enta sch Nd start doing insta stuff slaying start.nd stop greeting pple den few yrs after nysc either go back to her previous way or start doing church gal for facebook looking for d good guys she discriminated DT d tale of d modern day gal wasnt like DT before o.

References:
https://www.channelstv.com/2020/04/28/breaking-2020-budget-buhari-seeks-senate-approval-for-fresh-n850bn-loan/

what am talking about is outside dis pandemic Nd topic.can Nigeria use little portion of her oil Nd solid minerals for trade by barter to build our infrastructure.i heard DT PDP govt use to pay debts with oil.nd that Abuja was partly developed with oil nt physical cash.i think Dubai use that method to build their city

Davash222:
None...i repeat, None!
They're all prospective criminals!

You even have to include Dino..
Dino will use our money to buy garage of super cars! God forbid!!!!

only osinbajo DT will be a grt president.much beta than Jonathan if thunder forget for sky strike a godfather who is d CEO of lagos state govt plc

DanseMacabre:
Oga abeg make dem divide Nigeria.

In Ezekwisili's voice:

We want Biafra you dey talk of govern shey you wan make I change am for you ni

DT Biafra thing go fear o beta Igbos attack their governors.because if Biafra happens it will be later regretted like what Nigerians are about 2015 election.nnamdi kanu will be an elder statesman with natural resource stake.many of these governors u see will fight for slots in public office in biafra.they will mess things up with Israel which is an ally.even ojukwu would have being a life president Nd very corrupt like Mugabe

Ishilove:
Dog Lovers, Please I Need Advise On My Rott's Naughty Behavior

I have a one and a half year old Rottweiler named Gift and I don't understand him anymore. We can't chastise him again when he misbehaves because he bares his teeth and growls menacingly at us if we try to spank him for being naughty. He welcomes us when we come home like any loyal, loving pet, but yesterday he shocked me. Usually as we are about to enter the house he playfully holds one foot down so we can't enter, or he jumps on you and hugs you tight so you can't move. When I got back from work yesterday I was exhausted and I didn't have energy for his play so I hugged him briefly but as I entered the house I mistakenly stepped on his right hindpaw.

He howled, left me, and lunged at me, this time to bite me. He actually narrowly missed my arm.

I was mad. I turned and yelled "Gift are you mad?" He bared his fangs and barked at me. Me sef I bared my teeth at him and ordered him to stand down. He growled, me sef I growled back. Do you know this dog kept advancing menacingly at me and barking? I quickly borrowed myself brain and locked the door. Werey dog.

I can't shoo Matilda, my chicken in his presence. He covers her with his body and warns me away. And now, the most perplexing thing is he now marking every where in the compound. My sib came visiting and before he entered the house, he quickly relieved himself outside because he was very pressed. Do you know Gift went to where the dude urinated and peed on top? It has gotten so bad now that Gift entered the house and marked different sections of the corridor and smaller dining area with pee.

Now, I don't know if this is classic Rott behavior or if he is just being indisciplined. I confess we spoilt him a bit because he is such a sweet animal when he is not misbehaving.

How do we discipline a dog that has grown wings? He is well socialised so it's not a case of too much isolation.

u bought a beast.be careful.call d vet about his behaviour before he attack u.no make d mistake to 4get feed am o if he go hungry Ur name go be sorry.that y I advise to buy German shepherd they always b d best dog Nd friend. pure german shepherds love u eh go they sleep for Ur window in d night.all this rottweiler,bone marrow or so they call am na beast them b.u can't leave Ur kids with them.

kevwemike:
Is not by sleeping there is by ur faith

leave am.he should be grateful for the job he had in supersport DT what serve him Nd many of his teammates.jb Joshua is a real man of God if he was fake for not allow white run his charity arm of his church.two u hardly hear him preach property always about love Nd giving.

between Benin girl Vs Igbo girl who do u love to date.Give Ur reasons

[quote author=HigherEd post=88808472]Medicbird Deploys Therapists To Support Covid19 Patients In Isolation

With the numerous days Covid19 Patients spend in isolation without accessibility to friends and family, it has become imperative to take good care of their mental and emotional well even recovering from the virus itself

A new telehealth company led by Ifelola Olaleye founded on June 29, 2019 has set up a fast growing medical professional platform which employs about 150 Nigerian licensed medical doctors. The therapist alongside other healthcare practitioners would offer free support to Covid19 patients from remote teleconference locations across Nigeria.

The therapy unit anchored by leading professionals would be available in English, Yoruba, Hausa and Igbo languages. Another unit specifically dedicated to Children therapy would allow seasoned Child therapists to give emotional support to kids in isolation who are removed from friends and family.

The healthcare company with over 50 O&G licensed medical practitioners would begin support programs for pregnant women in isolation. According to the Company's business development/Growth lead - Vincent Chinonso the focus of Medicbird would be to provide support to the most vulnerable in society.

https://davidolaleye./2020/04/24/nigerian-startup-medicbird-deploys-therapist-to-support-covid19-patients/

[/quote covid19 has open an opportunity idea for ironbrinders which is the manufacturing of standard hospital beds.the ones u see for oyinbo hospital.nd other medical essential like tubes for oxygen mask.nd d oxygen mask itself

clevvermind:
Is it sin that caused it?

it means go Nd steal no more

dermmy:
Mr Trump is confused at the moment. Pressure is on him to do something about the corona virus that has brought America to its knees so he just need to distract Americans from the important issue the way he tried to distract the public from his impeachment trial by ordering a military strike on Iranian general.

Mr Trump is just speaking like a confused man as usual, how will America handle a war with Iran and fight corona virus at the same time. It is a lie he didn't give U.S. military any order to sink any Iranian boat. You couldn't retaliate when Iran smashed your military base in Iraq injuring over 100 troops it is now that you are struggling with a virus that has killed 34,000 people in your country that you want to engage a country in a war. Mr Trump is a clown

trump is going to lose d election which will be d beginning of his downfall.d election go touch but go lose.b4 covid 19 he was sure for 2rd term.but his pride Nd self centreness is causing him alot which may affect his family too.because they are in d govt .trump might be a bad name in america.wat he could have done was to swallow pride Nd appoint a covid19 special adviser.d only thing we're for save am if for sey e get d covid19 DT time e made contact with a Brazilian official DT tested positive.the thing for humble am like Boris johnson.nd for help am for 2nd term.

festacman:
Although former Pres. Jonathan has moved on, Reno Omokri is still sad about his principal's loss at 2015 election, which has kept him jobless till today. I want say that he has the right to vent his anger.

However, Oby Ezekwesili deserves credit and accolades rather rather than heartless blackmail and mockery for coordinating efforts that helped many families in Chibok to get their kidnapped daughters back.

I want to say that if not for the persistent and sometimes annoying advocacy of Oby Ezekwesili and her BBOG, Pres. Buhari's Government probably wouldn't have 'paid' so much to get so many of the Chibok girls back. Buhari did it grudgingly because as a former soldier he knew the consequences. Shortly after, those consequences surfaced as Boko haram's attacking capabilities became upgraded and better and we ended up losing more soldiers and civilans.

Nevertheless, Oby Ezekwesili deserves credit. Reno Omokri, also, reserves the right to cry but outright defamation and being a slave to the past are vices rather than virtues.

By the way, who used and dumped my brother Olisa Metuh?

so are u telling me u happy with d present Nigeria under buhari.dt she, wole Soyinka ,Shara reporters man advertise to urs.wat Reno ( though he fit be hypocrite like we Nigerians) wat his saying is oby is a hypocrite DT needed a job badly.she has no good legacy when she was a minister.she was even jealous of ngozi ( world bank lady/former minister of finance) she hardly applause ngozi.but btw both of them who successful nd going places after wrking in d govt

KikBuhari2Daura:
Oby Went to Elrufai in the Night to Beg for Money today Elrufai Son is calling her out as a midnight begger stressing that he has receipts and dates of all the money she begged for and received.

The woman knows the boy is saying the truth and has kept quiet since then !

She remains one of the biggest hypocrites I have ever seen likes to criticize but once you criticize her she blocks you

most ferminist in dis country are scam Nd behave like her.they use d ills of girl child/women for their own hustle

Mavrick2012:
I heard my neighbor asking another neighbor if he can pay tithe from the 20k alert he got from government.

This got me thinking.

Are members expected to pay a tenth of whatever they get at this difficult period?

nope is nt an income but a gift.instead give it to a needful person but pray before u do so

Rozz:
The primary responsibility of an envagelist is to preach God's words, telling people simply and clearly what God says about his messengers and what He has done for us all. It is the duty of an envangelist to deliver God's message and be faithful to every word.

However it is a difficult task for single ladies who have passion for evangelism. Most of the opposite sex do not really have interest in your message but romance and believe me some can go to any length for this.

No doubt I have passion for evangelism but my pastor has advised me against it as it brings everything controversial for all the moves I have made towards it, even online is not left out.

Pastors in the house, do you think I should give up this passion? Am I going against God's passion in me if I stop?

no go tell my pastor u want to give up.he go tell u have little knowledge of faith.am nt a saint but for my understanding u need the holy spirit and u need to fast Nd pray for God guidance to guide to where u should evangelize.nd u need to also fast and pray for God to direct to a pastor that teach the word for Ur deep beta undastanding while u still remain in ur church because my sister nwadays u don't jux listen to one pastor teaching u listen to others.the problem with most pastors is they preach d word too spiritual DT can make u no get d psychological meaning to words of God.

RuudVanNisteroy:
https://globalnews.ca/news/6829486/regina-residents-online-romance-scams-rcmp/

d painful part is d proceed na woman Nd car Nd clubbing/hotel d money go go

Luvlydevin:
Just received my stay at home food relief items
Thanks to Edo State government

how u take get Ur own

FARA4GA:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYLSQnPc-T0

This happened in Cooperative Villa Estate, Badore Lekki in Lagos state. A woman had stepped out of the estate to go get somethings at the supermarket. On her getting back, she saw a crowd, outside the gate.They saaid they were hungry and need food (help).

From the video, we see they are mostly youths; what would happen if they decide to take things into their hands....anarchy is loading.

I think a food bank need to be created by celebs Nd meaningful well to do lagosians.

diasporaman:
A Nigerian Man Rejects New Phone Worth N370K Because It Has 5G

A Nigerian man who lives in Finland, who goes by the name Obiwest Utchaychukwu aka the Media Apostle took to his Facebook to narrate how he got an sms from his mobile network provider where he was asked to come and pick up the new OnePlus 8 pro which was launched yesterday. The price of the phone is around €899, about N370k when converted. The man said he won't get it because of the 5G controversy.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3540901815969148&id=100001480944261

5G should be our problem our problem now be hw person go fit sub for next month e go hard.o.we need to drag this telecom pple make dem reduce tarriff for now.all money in d acct is for feeding Nd medicines in case...but come o this d time firm like tstv ntel dem suppose use dis covid 19 gain market like Dani milk did Wen Buhari enter Aso villa Nd crash economy

Descorts:
what are you saying? Did you read my post at all??
I'm no lover boy, but people like me fall for these scam once in our life time. I will handle this so well believe me

sorri dude but na so girls be sumtimes.i think is two things DT making her go back to ex.one be passionate sex.nd investment.if she has invested too much in her ex.she go go after him.secondly when a lady is being ignored Nd treated like a side chicks( trash as u put it) Nd she still go back to him like she doing.one thing fit dey.d ex may have made her achieve orgism during sex when they were dating.so brother I knw sey ladies can hurt but learn 4rm this don't be a monster to other ladies.nw learn DT when a female friend is crying about her relationship try to be re-examine d Mata e Ur mind but pretend to believe her Nd be on her side.most female friend lie in dis area have u see any lady DT have admitted their fault in d relatnship.for now try to make more female friends is helpful.start having like 5 non sexual female friends.nd if u think is nt time for serious relationship jux want to have causal relationship fine but keep female friends but let them know u got babe.it helps u to man up Nd move on in situatn of hrtbreak.na secret I dey tell u no dude will tell u based on my observation.so brother move on Nd start having alot of non sexual female friends to make u emotional bold on area like this.but treat Ur female friends as side friends very important.invest little or non on them na Ur mama Ur sister be Ur main female friends

Cyberterror:
Port Harcourt is a disgrace to oil cities around the world. Houston, New Orleans, Abu Dhabi, Manama, Jeddah and all other oil cities will be ashamed that Port Harcourt is mentioned alongside them.

a big big disgrace to us niger Delta s na akwa ibom na em cover our face.niger delta governor na 4up DT y dis fight for resource control no dey freak person.because d north are right wat have d governors don do with d 13% derivatives