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No excuse keshi, u must squeeze water from tthe rock. Thats wat nigerians want or else you get the boot.

they mean NDLEA should return N25 million of the bribe they collected to free him.

We dey watch.

nigerian judicial system is more pridictable than any football match ever.

Abeg make baba ijebu open lotto on judicial cases.

oh Ibori! You pleaded guilty to bore our shame.
Nigeria thief, heping more shame on shame.

let him serve his conviction in the uk. If he lands in nigeria half the niger delta yoiths would be at tje air port to welcome him. Een with entourage

pounded yam, more stressful but its the original. U know notting like d original.

very untrue story.

ibb has always been very proud of ibor. Like father like son.

chair cover, aso aga, apka oche.
Hapy birthday. Don't do wat u won't tell me.

i can't imagine living in those areas, oshodi,mafoluku,ejigbo. Too many area boys.

a very efficient and effective tool in the hand of the devil.

religion is not the problem. Islam is. If u call it a religion na u sabi.

GenBuhari:
He has been sent to Senegal by his Western Masters to entrench corruption right?

statement of jelousy,envy and hatred. AGBAYA,

how a thief almost became president' Ibb/2011/2007, atiku/2011/2007.Buhari/2003/2007/2011/, ,

just imagine what happens when theirs no accountability.
A story in the Bible talks about a man who was on a journey, and he gave to his servants talents. One he gave 5, the other 2, and the third he gave 1. These he gave according to their abilities. After a long time, the master came back. The one with 5 talents had multiplied his to 10. The one he gave 2 had multiplied to 4. But the one he gave 1, buried his and insulted the master of wanting to reap where he did not sow.
Did i digress alittle? Yes i did. From d sharing of alocation we can tell that each stated is given according to his capacity,population and competence. So what are the northerners clamoring for.what have they done with the little ( which is quite too much) they get. They have continued to reduce in population , due to religious war their un accomodative behavious, sponsored terrorism,breed miscrents etc. Now they ask for more allocations. To do what self, pay more salaries to cows and donkeys, rams and goats.
"JOKE" JONA, wen is the day of reckoning, accountability. When each state would give account of all their earnings and spendings.

"Naija when"

good one, on your very first post. We hope u keep it up. Charles.

like i said earlier am typing from a fone so its difficult to scroll down to get ur name. Sorry for that. I had no INTENTIONS.

If at the end of all these am proved to be wrong i will aknowledge it. So nobody is blind yet.
The end justifies.

if you really want to work its no big deal.
Discuss with ur husband. While he sits on a chair, knell on the floor beside him putting your hands on his laps and talk heart to heart. Men love control and authority, above all a submisive wife. Don't care and don't feel proud i know wat yoi want.
At this point he would feel ashame if he dosen't let you.,

al-ahamad:
Gues I need not say more cos the more critical I get on analizing d situation, the more complicated you guys make the situation, believe you me govment is the major fraud behind subsidy scam, those companies are just the frontiers for the cover-up,

Like I have said times without number(nd for the last tym) all previous governments paid subsidy but never above 500Billion (on the average), but since the inception of the GEJ administration, with the aid of the petroleum ministry nd the finance ministry, registered a lot of incompetent new companies, gave them alocations and paid them subsidy for no reason,

Like I also said, a lot of round triping, multiple collection of billions happened regularly nd we see all this but who can we report to when all monies signed are in one way or another linked to the presidency, ,

Open ur eyes to see that the whole noise about "Cabalocracy" starts nd ends within the GEJ administration, am droping ma pen.

@al harem
look at this post very well. And tell me why d subsidy should not be removed. We are saying the same thing but seeing different way outs. The above reasons are y subsidy should go. I pray things work out well.

@ df2006
+100000000000000.

if am not making sense try make sense out of wat u can read. Am typing from a phone so pardon my vocabulary and slow speed.

The more u call the presidemt names the more u show urself inresponsible. He has done nothing wrong by attempting to remove subsidy suddenly.
It is a method used by all businessmen to stop somthing thats killing ur business.

it was a right thing to do and dats no reason to call him names and we didn't say only the south voted for him.

jp philips:
@ oiseworld

congrats!!! you just won the m0r0nic poster of the year award. in your int

i made this kind of a joke last in my primary school days. Pricisely primary Mmmmmmm 4 or 5

@ phillip
I can tell u have problem with ur sight, Because i wrote in my last post that if at all subsidy should come, it should be at the point of retail purchase, like a discount at the point of sale. So it dosent go into the pocket of marketers like u and alhaji. I didn't know it would hurt youdat much as to make a fool of your self by single handedly giving an award of the year in february.

Secondly, oil thieves like urself should begin to know that tax is unavoidable because i can sense that you would choose not to pay tax in place of subsidy removal. I know ur dumb ass still didn't get this, so let me write it boldly. WEIDER THE GOVT PROVIDES OR NOT U STILL MUST PAY TAX! Yes!you have a right to demand for accountability.

Finally, if u don't have economic foresight u should have urself to blame. Thosands of business opputuniies and jobs would be created with a change in the status quo in the oil sector. When one door closes, another opens. Sorry if its ur door that closes. You want us to be at a stand still because u don't have light, u have bad roads so we should wait until these are done before we start takimg steps. You try.

al-ahamad:
The only thing a Nigerian gets as benefits of being a citizen was the subsidy on fuel cos we need it to run every other aspect of life(needless to mension the obviou) , but that has been partially taken away and now we hear retardeen say the palatives(another scam) can not work, gosh!!

@ alhaji,
pls you people should stop saying this syatement! Wat do you mean by this. " let it stick in all our heads that tje subsidy in the oil sector mist go. Are u saing the govt just must subsidize? Abi wat is it about tjis subsidy thats making u all go crazy. Let the govt and the privaxte sector build refineries, that would employ nigerians and provide oil for local consuption. Thats wat the average nigerian wants. Not to be subsidizing a business only very rich people do. Can't subsidy come down to the poor in agriculture or manufacturing.it at all its going to be subsidized it should be done at the point of retail purchase not in billions of barrels.

I also want you to know that when ever their is restucturing of any kind, people loose their job and business. So stop saying 'shops closed down' , were shops not closing down before the partial removal of subsidy.

Tinubu/fashola see una boiz dey represent die.

the federal and state govt should stay out of theis, while the marketers and competitors do battle until the price comes down.

NNPC
The foundation and the pilla of CORRPUTOIN.
the one dat sustains corruption across nigeria.

rabzy:
But i no gree for the sand thing, except if on seeing you picking the sand the lion goes away knowing your intention, but if a lion is in motion, its 3 feet away and its about to pounce on you, you are already a goner, even if the sand gets into his eyes, just one blow from his paws or a head-butt will knock you out flat with some some broken parts.

thak u guy! People don't know wat an animal the Lion is. It not jist called the king of the jungle for nothing. We are talking about an animal who is equally a hunter. U say na masai. Those masai they use serious jazz. If a lion has tasted human blood before. Walahi all those method no go work at all. Who can look a lion in the eyes expecially if it has eating human before it would co,e at you straight, expecially if it sees u first, kai you don finish. It goes in to hiding, so you don't spot it, it starts creeping towards you gradually and quietly then it attacks. AN HUNTER IT SELF.
Na dat one u wan put sand for him eye. I dey laugh in lion!
Even the masai kill lion in groups xpecially a man eater lion.

76Naira:
Where is Boko Haram when their people need them?
They need to come & stop these Boko Lions.
This is down to earth. No western education inside this matter. man vs Lion, face to face.


Hehehehe.

abeg no kill me with laugh

o yaode gan ni sha!!!

diluminati:
Our Money eh
Our Money eh
Nigeria Money eh
Jona dey chop am yanfuyanfu

Our Money
Our Money eh
Nigeria money eh
Jona dey chop am yanfuyanfu

Him dey chop am yanfuyanfu
Jona dey chop yagayaga
Him dey chop am lefulefu
Jona dey chop yagayaga
yagayaga
yagagaga
Gbam gbam gbam
Jona dey chop am oh!!!!

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Jona the Thief.

why won't you people jist give GEJ a chance, u just go on criticizing blindly.
Dats why dat aboki fit open him mouth dey call our prof illitrate.

cold:
What's all this talk about human blood & the craving for it?Lions by nature are carnivorous,it's only natural for them to prey on flesh not grass hence the attack on humans.It has absolutely nothing to do with human blood.Stop spreading bs

oga u are wrong there. Lions are used to their four legged animals so they don't see humans as food. Dats why its an animal.
But once it tastes human blood it craves for more. Humans are not as airy as the animals, so sweet blood + nice flesh= oliver twist.

D u see the zoologist side of argument. The lion should be killed simple.

LWKMD. Jesus,

i thought a woman is surpose to be an help mate. Wat those she do for leaving that she could not buy the pampers herself.or mist it be pampers? We used nappy during our days and our parents had no fight, abi nappy no dey for market again.