₦airaland Forum

EreluRoz:
it's not even advisable to date these days without undergoing all the necessary tests. Not me sha, no tests no dating.

this is somehow funny,so before I knack kpekus I will go and do the necessary tests?am I applying for visa?is it not to knack and go,will I cut the kpekus off and go home with it?

ignis:
Both of you should read and pass WAEC and JAMB exam.

I think that should be their main priority for now,but sincerely a 16yr old girl maybe a small girl in the 70s,80s and 90s but now the reverse is the case,most of them have homongous sized breasts and ass that leaves you wondering what is going on

Richtaiwo:
No, that's not what he is talking about. He also never said Dangote owns Nigeria. So don't attempt changing what he said out hate for Nigeria. What he said is; change your dollars to naira (that's is you have any) before Dangote refinery products hit the market which will expectedly bring down the dollars.

And what Mr omokri said was not far from the truth,if the new refinery pumps slightly cheaper products to the markets and stops the importation of hydrocarbons which gulps 40% of forex,you don't need to be an economist to know that dollar will fall when there is 40% less demand

shoodboi2:
False headline

I watched the video elsewhere. He only provided clarification about what happened and never said they killed the soldiers.

He said it was a land issue between the Ijaws and their people. The Ijaws are involved in bunkering and usually contract soldiers to provide them with security.

The soldiers got involved in the land issue because of their bunkering parole with the Ijaws and kidnapped and killed three people from their community.

The soldiers later returned, requesting a meeting with the community leaders, before trying to take the community leaders away. The community refused, leading to the crises.

That said, I still struggle to understand how 16 soldiers were killed that easily. Even bandits usually don't kill that many soldiers at a go.

So who exactly killed those soldiers, what weapons do they have, and under what circumstances?

all I know is that the soldiers mission is clandestine and shady,this is a business meeting gone wrong and oil bunkering is in the middle of the mess

nams77:
What a long story. The miscreant should be hanged all the same

if Mr James still have brains in his head he is supposed to be in congo or Ivory coast by this time,because if they catch him again it is life jail.

Adeolamapamina:
I start to think about this last night my friends and some other people I know we are both in this game but I see them spending large and buying different expensive things like car, iPhone 11 upward to iPhone 14, lodge in expensive hotels, different expensive clothes in which the price alone can make you wonder and think what are your aims in life, different Pam and shoes expensive girlfriends and other stuff I begin to wonder are this not the people we both give in at the same time to this game? Or are their God grace different from mine? Or are their update better than their mine, but come to think of it they do ask me for updates and without brag I am more intelligent than them when talking to magas

I start to stylishly ask them how una Dey make ham (in pidgin) or ask them for update but they keep on saying grace!! (You know as yahoo boy quote na) meanwhile this niggas do lodge in hotels mostly all day and kept wondering or their magas are different from mine or are their maga richer than my maga but if a maga is dam rich he can’t give you nothing less than $1000 on a good update approximately 500,000 but not at once and I can count that as lucky cause it is very hard to find in this days of rampard yahoo boys I mean very hard.

Meanwhile me as a low key guy the money I earn as a yahoo guy is just to maintain myself I use just iPhone XR and as well just low cost clothes and other good and reasonable expenses but not on a daily basis I will confess it is not even easy at all just to upgrade my phone to their level is now hard I can’t even sleep in a hotel two night cause it will drain my money meanwhile this people are doing it mostly on daily basis.
One day I decided to confront my guy about how he sees money on this game we are into (yahoo) he start to tell me on usual but this time I scold him that it is a lie I told him if it good update I will have make it more than you self but he kept saying nothing else than good update sites and good client meanwhile this guy Dey spend hundreds of thousands on daily basis I can guess he is having up to millions in his account and his relatives are still suffering I just kept to wonder how how how !!!!!


How do they make it
Am sorry for any typical error
Pls niggas clarify me on this issue

most of those guys are kidnappers using yahoo as a masquerade,I know a building materials dealer that was kidnapped last two weeks and #15m ransom was paid,this is a job that can easily be pulled off by 4-5 guys,that my friend is the new yahoo.

God1000:
14 years, lodging in a hotel to do what at that age

what do you expect they are doing?prayer and fasting?they are fucking of course

MONEY247:
So there's this girl in my environment, that's given me all the green light.... but I have so much on my mind....
As a free folk I just want to be friends and be friendly...I didn't even know she likes me....
I didn't notice....I am a shy person....
So today she came, and told me why did I not call her....I was like we are just friends aye....
She inputted her number in my phone
But she meant something serious.....
Normally I have never had a girlfriend.......and going through so much now....

How do I become romantic..... how can I reciprocate the love.... she's cool....

start by having time and talking to her,holding her hands,stroking the pointed breasts,kissing her and knacking her if the opportunity is there,if you have small something give for her to buy data,if not kiss her again that is been romantic

orohbiro:
A guy. Help me with paltry 20k yesterday and he have d effrontery to ask me what he will get in return. Why is broke guys like this? can't you just help and leave in return finish him there Big fool

you are very mistaken,that guy that give you #20k is not broke,any man that can give a woman #20k now in Nigeria,either he is very wealthy or very stupid.

Ikaeniyan0:
Peter Obi left Anambra worst than he met it

can you pls give evidence of the worst things he did in anambra state,for 8 yrs he didn't own salary,pension,gratuity, contractor,supplier,every school in anambra state has a brand new bus,borehole,internet,computers,every community has a security pickup,and good road networks,he also managed to save #75 billion naira for the next government,why do we allow tribal sentiments to cloud our sense of reasoning,because he is an igboman therefore he must be bad,tell me one governor in the history of nigeria lthat eft such huge amount for his predecessor.

SmartPolician:
Tinubu is about to totally destroy this country.

All major companies are reporting huge losses while others are exiting the country.

These trends are quite unfortunate and disturbing.

but the Nigeria market is so huge that they will be replaced immediately,they took away sunlight soap and baby and me replaced it,if bournvita goes another vita will replace it

Dosoq:
Loss my FOOT!

After increasing the prices of all their products, most especially the bournvita chocolate tea, a carton of the small sachet of bournvita chocolate tea was #23500 as at February(as at the last time I bought it),I'm sure it's not less than #24k+ as we speak ,let alone other products.

They have doubled the price of all their goods,so they should stop crying for loss.

this comment is somehow,it is too shallow without perspective,do they increase price arbitrary?is it not the policies of president tinubu that made everything to increase by 70-100% even with their price increase they still posted such loss

kettykin:
Most of the multinational companies aside banks and oil companies operating in Nigeria made mouth gaping losses .
I foresaw all this sometime last year and made a thread that Lagos was gone and I was called names .

Lagos eateries are barely making any progress

imagine if a multinational like Cadbury is making losses how will it be for the indigenous companies,any manager that is still operating and paying salary is a super hero because the country Nigeria has declared war on companies and SMes

kingmaster2009:
And this is a Legacy project 😂 in the southeast...

..however, some governors have been constructing markets like pure water ....without noise...

The easiest people to deceive most are the southeast people ...just bring up a post or comment that are tribal undertone....and you have captured the mind of many of them...and this is the reason why Nnmafi Cownu and Simeon Ekpa are one of the richest in the southwest because they have successfully used the instrumentality of tribalism to amass wealth for themselves and their family...
Bitter Obi also used this..and he made a lot of money ...if I were Bitter Obi...I will keep on-call testing to be the president of the country ...because this is the quickest way to make money in the East...set them up with tribalism..and they will donate humongous to the projects. ...and will never ask for accountability of those funds...and if there was fraud along the line...those people whose money has been. mismanaged in the process will still come on social media to defend me...

if you have not crossed the River Niger you don't have any reason to talk anything about the Igbo people and I doubt if you have,because if you know the igbos you will not make this comment,let us forgive your ignorance

Jewessgratitud3:
Daddy has already said it and warned us to be careful and stay indoors during this period.

Which daddy?there are many daddies these days

Fighttillvictory:
olodo can you name just three of those legal agencies he by passed or was suppose to go through

there is no agency blocking the way it is just corruption that caused the bureaucratic bottle neck,I will not be surprised if the aviation minister requested a homongous bribe which they refused to pay,'and it is a shame for an insightful and informative topic like this to desend into tribal fistcuffs ,are we not better than this?should every discourse be a competition between tribes it is then not difficult to see that the very foundations of the country is built on shaky grounds of tribalism and ethnic bigotry.

Makunahatata:
Egusi no b Igbo soup..den dey eat egusi for Ghana, Cameroon, Sierra Leone e.t.c

it is actually a west African soup but I think the igbos pimped it to another level with assorted meats,dry fish,stock fish,etc

jasent:
Thanks,but I have already zero my mind. Never sending her a penny

this will be an interesting battle of wits and I have no illusion that this girl may win,she is now a trained emotional manipulator and if she put her mind to make you send money it may only take him to stylishly give you breast to press and suck,if you can resist that girl you are on the path to be a man

Black44:
After I smoked Colos mixed with loud my mind traveled to another world it felt as if my spirit left me and I could see myself in another realm everything was spinning and I felt momentarily unconscious and unawares of my surroundings until the highness eased off

All this just one puff imagine lol
Imagine what 5 puffs at a go would have done
All the same I saw that atheism is pure foolishness

you are just mad temporarily,if your brain neurones and receptors snapped during the highness,the highness will not stop and you will be trapped in that world,that my brother is insanity,,aviod hard drugs it has no single benefit

Nitong:
Men who are over 33 years of age and unmarried should be arrested. They are a time bomb waiting to explode and always prone to participate in several crimes.

They have refused to help their society and take a wife and care for women in order to reduce ladies stress and misdeed in the society.

Men control the society and the world at large and not we women. Men who are unmarried at over 33 are always irresponsible both spiritually and physically.

The moment men decide to change their life and grow with a woman, financial progress surface because they start to see why a man should work hard, be responsible and care for others.

Men over 33 and unmarried are a menace. They are always stucked to themselves masturbating. Instead of them to leave their room and go out there, look for a woman they can be climbing as NATURE has commanded it. You cant fight NATURE, you'll endup destroying yourself. There is a reason life is Designed this way

what you must realize is that there are more women of marriable age than men and nothing can be done ceven if the available men marry 2 women each there will still be surplus women,so the new reality now is that sadly many women will not marry but they can knack and have their own child

badboyTee:
I met this girl in my church, very beautiful from there collected her contact. We started talking she was the one who actually chatted me up first, during the first few weeks we chatted she was always on my neck with calls chats if she doesn't see me online she calls me we talk a lot asks me different questions about my ex's which I told her I had none ( though I haven't asked her out at that moment)

I decided to give the devil ball a goal I asked her out she told me she would give me her response once we meet physically

Note: I asked her out about one month after we started talking which I thought she had all the qualities I needed from a lady,

* she doesn't tax me
* make sure she calls me to check on me

Then after asking her out she told me she had no one at the moment but she only likes us to be friends my head wan scatter, like everyone around the neighborhood already thought we were into each other the way she holds me in public always makes sure we sit together in church e.t.c

I asked her out again she gave me same response that she doesn't want our friendship to end that we should remain friends.

Big men in the game what could be the cause of this or is it cause I don't spend on her?

this is quite interesting,and the girl is setting herself up to be properly hunted like in the old days,don't give up easily,just continue to be good friends and even buy her gifts like a nice perfum or something nice,but stop asking her out or to be your babe,jit demeans your masculinity,ust keep your cool and keep on worming yourself into her,pay her more attention,listen when she talks and hold her at any opportunity,not the breasts thou,,what it will take is just a crack in her amour if you can spot that and widen it,the walls of Jericho will come down,most of women now has taken away the joy of the hunt,they are so easy to get and lay that to be faced by a challenge like this is a refreshing breath of cool air

odenkirk:
which crime can i commit that will land me in prison for just one week?
i want to go there and spend a week because i dont wanna end up being lynched by other jobless and frustrated guys like me. the money that i have been using to hold body have finished, and i dont have any means of getting any.
bad ideas have filled my mind, and i am afraid of executing it, that is why i want to get isolated so that i will not do what my mind has been telling me.
yesterday i tried one of the bad ideas and it was a successful mission. i want to earn legitly to avoid stories that touch the heart.
for now, i have given up about getting a job because it seems there is no any left for us in this country. yesterday i queued for morethan 3 hours infront of one factory that pay 30k per month and i did not get the job, only 3people were selected and it was based on physical appearance.
i am thinking of slapping a police officer, but i am afraid of the kind of beating they will give me before they send me to prison. guys please recommend any simple crime that will lead me to going to prison for just one week.
the only different from my life and that of the prison inmates is freedom of movement, the prisoners have more advantage which i dont have, they are entitled to 3square meals a day. i want to go there and have more experience about life and restrategize.

I will take it you are just a bored teenager not to know what you are wishing for

richie240:
I agree with u, but the same ppl saying "we want to go" are daily flooding the lands of their (perceived) enemies.

You know how many ekenefilichukwu, youngshallgrow, peace motors have 'shipped' hundreds of zoo-chantining minions to lagos/sw Last night alone??

They want their country but daybyday they are investing their time, money and energy in their (perceived) enemies' land.

Please, Make it make sense.

You are too blind to see the reason this Igbo people are coming to your place,you and your people are simply not utilizing the enormous opportunities in your area,there are economic vacuums,untapped potentials, available markets, avalible resources and better infrastructure in your area but your people are not utilizing most of them,that is why you see the igboman

onumadu:
This babe is a minted Igbo babe.

and I will bet my pot of fresh egusi soup that she is coming from imo state

004gist:
No one is talking about this in Nigeria

what are we still eating that will affect our teeth

pyyxxaro:
Naa 2 men I de see oh 😳

I think I see something like breasts,but some men are pussy crazy to die for a one

dkidd:
And when the children will be struggling to find a way out tomorrow probably these idiots will be dead and gone

the whitemans god is not African but a blonde,blue eyed Caucasian called Jesus Christ,every human being has his fate and destiny ,if you are suffering it is not river God that is making you to suffer,what about the millions that are suffering today in Nigeria are they not good Christians and moslems?or china that has no church or mosque are we better than them?freedom of religion is a fundamental human right,. don't be a joy killer

jasent:
Good evening people. Please be the judge and let me know if I'm being wicked

In the compound where I live in Ghana, there's this 19 old girl. Infact,I got to know her when she was 14,she was respectful so I kept her as my friend. When she turned 18,I had interest in her but I was afraid of her rejecting my proposal and I didn't want to lose the respect she has for me. Fast forward to January 2023,I bought a new car. And then she repeatedly begged that I start teaching her how to drive.

I was afraid of what the father would say if he finds out that I'm taking her out for driving lessons,but reluctantly I took her out for learning like twice. So around March she went to school in another region. They don't allow them to go to school with phones,so when in school she becomes unreachable, except she calls.

So one day,I was just somewhere when a call from from a number not on my contact came. The call went like this:

Me:Hello

Her: Good morning, it's me Amina

Me:oh Good morning,how are you?

Her: I'm fine,you?

Me: I'm fine too

Her: Thank God. Please I need some money,like 50cedis(5000naira)

Me: ok. Where should I send it to?

Her: this number. The name is ****


After the call I sent the money straight away. After that day,it became regular. She would call severally in a month to request for money,and I sent every time she requested.

Because of her frequent demand from me,I felt I should propose, Thursday she came back for Easter holiday.

Today I spoke with her about the possibility of dating her,and she rejected my proposal straight away. When I asked why she said I'm not a Muslim,that she needs a serious Muslim,not even a part time Muslim.

Then I asked if she will accept if I become a Muslim. She said no,she needs someone that will even teach her more about Islam.

I said ok, that's fine. I'll move on.

I wanted to tell her straight up to stop calling me when she get back to school,for some reasons I didn't,but within me I know I can never send her money.


PLEASE AM I BEING HARSH ON HER?

I have a sinking feeling that you cannot resist sending money to the girl,you are a good man and a gentleman to wait till she is 18yrs to propose and also give her money anytime she asks,you may not believe but your good man behavior maybe the reason she is not interested in a relationship with you,she may even be unhappy that you are forming big boy when she is giving you green light at 15yrs

MatrixReloaded:
he prolly got a seat cover in the glove box.

it is also easy to see that he will also have Stephanie,Ella,Sarah,Jessica and ngozi head rest cover hidden somewere

[quote author=Itooweak4una post=129179573][/quote]the genesis of your problems is in the first lines of your comment,that you are not financial stable,things are not working according to plan and you are still struggling.
Women has this uncanny ability to sense such and to aviod such men, financial freedom gives a man self confidence and an invisible aura that women can easily detect,if you want a woman you must face reality and reduce your standards,you cannot be in such dire situation and still have the luxury of choice,there are women that wants you but you are not seeing them due to the standard you set,just manage them for the meantime ,I call them bush allowances,not at all na witch.

spontan:
Any other opinions??

most times the dreams we have is the result of what think more about,the brain stores this information and jumble it up in dreams,if you are a woman that needs a husband and wants to get pregnant,the chances is that you will have such dreams,but a man cannot have such dreams,instead he will dream more about things,cars,houses,flashy things and most times dreams about death,which is frankly terrifying

SmartProf:
So a certain midget left you a debt taller than him

is this not the type of news you hear and Mr Peter obi comes to mind,after 8 years of not owning salary,pension, gratuity,contractor or supplier and even managed to save #75 billion naira after investing in other ventures ,this man supposed to be studied as a course in economics,like OBI 101, nigeria is the only place we're tribal hate will make some people to say I'll about this man