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OP is right sha

So funny!

Nice post

Everyone with their own ministry.

I'm loving it.....Arsenal

xcuggs_m: "Michelle Obama is the head of USA Olympic delegation to the London Olympic, 2012"

Wonder what the NL GEJ haters squad and the Nigeria Press will say if Dame Patience was appointed head of Nigeria Olympic delegation to the 2012 London Olympic??

SMH!

She will tell them to, at least, "carry second". Everyone knows that it is not easy to carry second.

@acidtalk
What type of job is it and what is the pay like that it attracted such cream of graduates? I'm asking because such a sample is not representative of the Nigerian graduates.

One day, Sarah Pane will walk up to my laptop and shut it down.

Smhart1: you understand jawe, me i sent it because i didnt want mtn to have their bonus back so i decided to waste it

Do you ever give a thought to how your recipients will think of you? If I'm one of your recipients, how do you expect me to know that you sent it because of the free sms you had? How do you want me to feel after knowing that you went on and sent the message, knowing well that the content of the message is dubious?

abdul izom: And who said, MTN doesn't have hands in it.
Why have de not refute it, why is it dat is always MTN.
MTN can do anytin to defraud customers, de are capable of arranging d entire scam.
U can imagine our situation in d hands of MTN witout competitors, Cost of calling wuld ve just been, avoiding travelling because of stress.

Cool down bro. The original sender of the message does not care about the network used. I've seen such messages on other networks as well.

The message has been around for a very long time, usually used to promote a particular event. I'm just amazed that people still fall for this kind of message.

My Rule 1: I'll never forward any message I receive because the sender asked me to. Be it a purported prophecy from a popular pastor, a purported threat of Boko Haram, or any other message asking me to sample friends opinion on a particular issue. In fact, they always sound silly to me.

dramenda: The only diff is that's he wears a low cut now,nothin diff.still as skinny as if he fasting for the music ind.

lol @ "fasting for the music industry".

DICKtator: You, A whole "stupor" rejected drinks. You can't even live up to your name!!

It is an irony!

gbadexy: Phock tribalism.
We found ourselves in the tribes we are, we didn't choose which tribe we were born to.
I will only respond to tribalists when they are purely being mischievous, but what the dude that talked about local agbero fans is the bitter truth.
Even musicians have been harassed and sometimes beaten by the agberos that claim to be fans and demand for money from them.

Bolded is why I love being famous for academic or 'intelligent' reasons. Touts can hardly recognise your face yet your name travels fast. I've never heard of Wole Soyinka being harassed anywhere.

phreakabit: She epitomizes the saying : Always look on the bright side of life. . . .#Inspirational

BTW indigenes of the North need to seriously consider getting immunized. Can't keep on putting their kids through this.

This can't be polio. The story said she was born with no hands.

Great improvisation!

Elnathan John is really making my day go gaga! I also love his "How to Worship the Nigerian God". Nice one

micoyankee: Madam take am easy now, hv you made any investigation outside nairaland...

Odunnu is a NL moderator not FB moderator. If VNTI want to prove his/her innocence, it must be here on NL and should stop shouting "our work speak for us" like herbal medicine sellers inside Molue.

Its such a beautiful piece that mirrors the present decay in Nigeria.

His face remains unchanged.

Isolation can never and will never develop an economy. Imagine if the whole world is wiped out in an alien attack leaving only Nigeria, then you will understand better the term isolationism. Life will be "solitary, poor, nasty, brutish and short."

Also, oil is our major export but not our only export as noted by the OP. If Nigeria is isolated, other export goods and their producers will suffer a lot.

I believe what we need is technology transfer to be able to produce some currently imported goods.

Must they always start a new pet project? What is wrong with continuing with the pet project of the former first lady and making it more effective?

David Mark needs his head examined

Robot [ roh-buh t, -bot ]
noun
1. a machine that resembles a human and does mechanical, routine tasks on command.
2. a person who acts and responds in a mechanical, routine manner, usually subject to another's will; automaton.
3. any machine or mechanical device that operates automatically with humanlike skill.

That device iron doesn't fit any of the definitions above. NA is a joke!

@mikedaniels76
How will Shekarau know if the plane is faulty?

Thanks Oga Jarus.

danzite: Lies! If u catch a crab the first parts u see are the hands and face. How come he didnt notice it had bin laden's face but was able to tell its a female crab. Lies!!!

Abi oooo

Though I'm more amazed when the story said "the crab was thrown back into the ocean because it was female and illegal to keep. WTF! The Western world and their animal rights thingy sha.

In Naija, boys for don finish roasting the crab without recourse to its gender.

Ayatullah: @nahinbdis, I want to believe that 'NAYOUBDAT', it's very likely you are telling your own story. Well if selling your wife chin-chin did not put obstacle in your own work and it is not against your office policy, then carry on.........but do not be a greedy Nigerian.

OMG! Even after the man in the story has posted up to 5 comments? You need to have your head examined.

Davido OBO

Insightful analysis

RIP