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The Judge and The Accused.

An accused was bought before a judge and the following conversation ensued

Judge : What is your name?
Accused : My name is Goddy.
Judge : Where do you live?
Accused : I live with my brother.
Judge : Where does your brother live?
Accused : He lives with me.
Judge : For God sake, where do both of you live?
Accused : We live together.

blacksta:
ACTING Inspector General of Police, Ogbonna Onovo, has assured Nigerians of his commitment to a crime-free society and urged them to pray for him to achieve this feat.

Speaking at the force headquarters on Friday during the handing and talking over ceremony from his predecessor, Mike Okiro, Onovo said that the support of his officers and men, over the years, had been overwhelming and that the confidence Nigerians reposed in him will not be in vain.

Onovo commended his predecessor for his leadership style and pledged to continue from where he stopped in fighting crime.

“Tell Nigerians that I will not disappoint them or fail them. I thank the president immensely for the confidence reposed in me by this appointment and I will not disappoint him and Nigerians,” he said

http://www.tribune.com.ng/25072009/news/news12.html

LOL

oyinda.:
at the bank. otherwise at church.

Would you go to Bank everyday?

tinsell:
what a suffering! she thought she has been saved from EFCC but na lie she dey lie. She don forget say EFCC dey heaven too.Watch out for part 2 of her story from heavenly chat movie.

LOL

MrCrackles:
A "thief" getting some blessings from a royal father

Who tell you that Ooni is a royal f***er? Do you think Ooni live on the salary of a K**g? Ooni is a sycophant who is ready to support anybody as long as he get what he wants from them.

walakolobo:
OPC vows to wipe out every criminal under the guise of militancy. I cant wait to see the MEND butts fried in the hot steaming pot of soup of OPC, this is just the begining - DEATH TO ALL MEND members.

Your Source pls?

Does OPC thinks MEND is constituted of NURTW members or area boys? These people are FREEDOM FIGHTERS.

I have heard some people saying women should be encouraged to participate in Politics. Hon. Dimeji Bankole also said it at the seminar organized by the Women in Parliament.

Would you jeopardize your marriage all in the name of politics?

Men : Can you allow your wife to be a full blown politician?

drharry:
Hmm, It speaks of diplomatic illiteracy for the President to utter such a statement just to score some political points for a country i cant even locate on the world map. Naija

I heard WESTERN UNION Headquarters do it but you've got to have a concrete reason for sending it (to curb money laundering).

AS YOU ARE NOW GOING INTO THE LABOUR MARKET, , An Interregnum between SCHOOL LIFE and UNEMPLOYMENT.

:d ;d

Age limitation is an important issue especially when it comes to women. You know a woman of Under28 will be strong and agile to do their promiscuous business especially when the vacancy is at a BANK.

FYI Dangote now worth up to $4 billion. The man is damn Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiich

Guinea Brocade of an astronomical value. god go save us from this people.

@MasterUwem
how i wish every one can take a look at this http://www.worldslastchance.com/

I have a couple of booklets from this site. Evidently correct.

@Horus
Their Jesus and their Lucifer generated the same 666 answer using the NINE sequence (A=9, B=18, C=27, D=36, E=45 to Z=234).

Lucifer Means ‘Shining light or light bearer, bringer’ (Devil / Satan)
LUCIFER L (108) + U (189) + C (27) + I (81) + F (54) + E (45) + R (162) = 666

Jesus -> The integration of Jehovah + Zeus (Je-Zeus & Zeus image)
JESUS J (90) + E (45) + S (171) + U (189) + S (171) = 666

Horus, Mind what your say. What is your backbone for the NINE sequence? Everybody can choose NINE/EIGHT/SEVEN/SIX/FIVE/FOUR/THREE/TWO/ONE Sequence but unless you find a reason for "your NINE Sequence", Its a Lie.

The Roman Catholic gives us the 666. The signature of the POPE (Vicarius Filii Dei) Meaning (Representative of the Son of God). The Roman (from where the pope rule his subject from) numeral gives us the exact value of the signature.

V = 5
I = 1
C = 100
A = 0
R = 0
I = 1
U (V)= 5
S = 0
112

F = 0
I = 1
L = 50
I = 1
I = 1
53

D = 500
E = 0
I = 1
501

VICARIUS = 112 + FILII = 53 + DEI = 501 All Equals to 666

Christians in the house should please not consider me hostile cos I am also a christian and my Bible tells me that "You shall know the truth and it shall set you free". I worship my God according to the best way i feel not because a pope is leading the world or nothing. Everybody has a traditional right to know God (as you call yourself 'Child of God' not 'Grandchild of God'). Know your God yourself not thru anybody.

Shalom.

@Poster

Ipods 30 & 60 GB has installed radio but you have to buy the Ipod docking station to make sure it works.

Infringement on Human Rights.

24 for Life.

OWAMBE is common in the South-West

"AN IDLE HAND IS THE DEVILS WORKSHOP", SO SAYS AN ADAGE. WHEN THE POOR MAN HAS NOTHING TO DO, HIS WIFE WILL BE HIS SOURCE OF ENJOYMENT AND HE WILL NOT HESITATE TO DO SO.

Dont mistake INFATUATION for LOVE .

Maurice or Iwu or whatever they call him must be relieved of his duty because I don't think he understand Nigeria fully.I think he should ask the literacy rate from the Minister for Information & Communications so he will know the system is less likely to work here in Nigeria.The countries which use that system is advanced in education.

I scored 229. UNILORIN (Political Science and Economics). Anybody that have hints abt post ume should post it here.

@ Samopad

Are we paying for the post UME to a bank or at the screening venue?
Pls talk me thru about the Unilorin online post ume exam because to me its rubbish

Tht is not a better idea. There will be a lot of civillian casualties and nigeria doesnt have the healthcare system to tackle such a disaster. We go just kill ourselves finish.

As Published by Tribune.

Nigerian Government is ready to commend you after success but they will never look at your side before success.

Samson Siasia sponsored the team himself.

AS activities marking the Games of the 29th Olympiad Games in Beijing, China, were rounded off Sunday, Lagos State governor, Mr. Babatunde Fashola (SAN), has commended members of Nigeria’s Dream Team IV for their exceptional performance that won the nation a silver medal.

Governor Fashola also congratulated Blessing Okagbare (women’s long jump), the quartet of Francisca Idoko, Gloria Kemasuode, Halimat Ismaila and Oludamola Osayomi (women’s 4x400m relay) and Chika Chukwumerije (taekwondo) for winning bronze medals for Nigeria.

In a press release signed by his Senior Special Assistant on Media, Mr. Hakeem Bello, Governor Fashola, a passionate sports lover who plays football, expressed joy that the Dream Team IV lived up to its billing at the Beijing Games, noting that such exceptional performance could only have been possible with determination, discipline, hard work and unity of purpose displayed by all members of the team throughout the tournament.

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