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Politics / Billionaire Ifeanyi Uba celebrates wife, shares throwback photo of their wedding by onismate: 6:50am On Mar 25, 2017 |
There is no glory without a story behind it. Patrick Ifeanyi Uba, CEO capital oil, billionaire business man and philanthropist is an inspiration to younger generation on how there are no limits of possibility only when you believe. Ifeanyi Uba who rose from a humble background to becoming one of the people that influences the elements that determines Nigeria’s economy. A politician and former Anambra state Gubernatorial candidate. In as much he’s a business man, he’s also a husband and father of 5. So he also has a romantic side. I was going through my archives on the internet and i came accross this beautiful letter Patrick Ifeanyi Uba wrote to his wife, Uchenna Uba. He eulogized her. Read what he wrote about her and the throwback photo of them on their wedding day. “I can remember vividly the first time I set my eyes on her. I was 22 and she was 20. It was not difficult to see her invaluable worth. Within a short space of time and with much excitement, I had concluded she was going to be my wife. At the age of 22, she became my wife after paying her bride price. The blessings she brought into my life started to manifest in no time as I moved into a 2-storey building I built under 2months and 3weeks at the age of 22. To the glory of God, we eventually wedded in 1997 at Muson centre, Lagos. I was 26 years at the time and she was 24 years. All these were rare feats! From then onwards, the good tidings of love has been evident in our lives. She has been a rock, my solid rock. Her entrance into my life opened doors, shattered barriers, leveled mountains and made me soar. This treasure stood by me through thick and thin, even at my lowest ebb. You see, the bible never lies. As the word of the Lord says "he who finds a wife, findeth a good thing"...In my case, I FOUND THE BEST THING! I would and could never ask God for more. Taking a stroll down memory lane and life as we started it, the struggles, the bliss, the highs and the lows, all the beautiful moments we have shared, there is no doubt that she has been an immense blessing to me” Here are some throwback photos of them on their wedding day https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1350-i-built-his-first-house-under-2months-and-3weeks-at-the-age-of-22-billionaire-patrick-ifeanyi-uba-talks-about-breakthrough-and-wife "I built My first house under 2months and 3weeks at the age of 22." This words are still ringing in my ears.
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Politics / Re: Dino Melaye Shares Photos Of His MSc Project. Nigerians React by onismate: 8:57am On Mar 24, 2017 |
babyfaceafrica:my sister that one no fear you. I still dey ask myself that question. ABU Zaria is not even helping matters, the refuse to release a statement concerning the issue 2 Likes |
Politics / Dino Melaye's Comment About Sahara Reporters In 2014 And Now (Photos) by onismate: 6:24am On Mar 24, 2017 |
When Sahara Reporters got you they have gotten you. The love, sweet relationship between Sowore, Sahara Reporters and Dino Melaye which was once sweet and glorious has gotten sour like a bitter orange. I could remember 2014/2015, the period of the Nigeria’s general elections. I remembered how Dino fault that GEJ Government. They used media to weaken the administration. Sahara reporters was one of the media used to fight the then GEJ administration by Dino and his group who was campaigning for senatorial seat. Sahara reporters were dishing out hard blows from their media house against the then incompetent GEJ administration, including lies that at a time many believed the media house (Sahara Reporters) was a media angle of the APC. I could remember that Dino capitalized on that media ground, I guess he even built a relationship with Sahara Reporters owner, Omoyele Sowore that they help messed up some top horns in GEJ administration. It looked as if Dino and his people were the awaiting saints to go into power while the GEJ people were the satan incarnate. Dino melaye went as far as visiting Sowore and the office of Sahara Reporters in Newyork. He commended their good works and gestures for exposing the lies and loopholes in that GEJ’s administration. He believed so much in Sahara reporters that he said everything concerning the media house, their stories are truth and fact. The love between Dino and Sahara reporters was overwhelming that the news media forgot about his sins and concentrated on GEJ’s people. No investigation on Dino and he was smiling, smiled to the senate seat as he won the elections. Now imagine how time flies and how things have changed. Sahara Reporters have remember Dino Melaye and exposing some many secrets about him. Am sure Smart Adeyemi is silently watching and warming up. The once sweet love between Dino and SR has gone sour. And Sahara Reporters is a media house that when they come for you they must sure they get to the root of the matter. As they throw it to you, you dodge it they are bringing another one and they won’t rest until your image is tarnished and messed up. I have to give it to them (Sahara Reporters). Presently, its #DinocertificateGate. Did Dino actually graduated from ABU Zaria in Geography department as first degree as he claimed? Dino also claimed he had a degree in Harvard university and London school of Economics (LSE), in which the two prestigious institutions have disowned him. The both institutions has come out to say that Dino never was a student in the institution. LSE claimed there was no record on Dino melaye in the institution while Harvard claimed the senator only attended a one week seminar at the institution. ABU Zaria that is in our backyard here is yet to release a statement concerning the issue. All these exposures courtesy Sahara Reporters. Sahara Reporters don remember Dino and na him matter dem go die put. Presently, Sahara Reporters are doing more investigations and Nigerians are waiting for more exposures. Well I wish Dino goodluck. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1349-certificategate-when-the-love-turns-sour-what-dino-melaye-said-about-sahara-reporters-some-years-ago-and-what-he-s-saying-now Check out the below photos, when Dino Melaye visite Sahara reporters office in Newyork. He even met with Sowore and commended there good works. That was in 2014 when SR forgot about his sins. Now SR has remembered Dino for good. 11 Likes 2 Shares
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Celebrities / 2face And Annie Idibia Celebrate 4th Wedding Anniversary by onismate: 4:43am On Mar 23, 2017 |
Nigerian legendary musician, Innocent Ujah Idibia aka 2baba is celebrating his 4th wedding anniversary and 18 years together with his wife Annie Idibia. The star artist took to his Instagram page to hip praises on his wife and family. Below is what he wrote: 18yrs ago I met this beautiful human being and 4yrs ago she said yes 2 be by my side thru it all. Words cannot express how much she means 2 me. My true African Queen. She lit up my life. We laugh we fight, we clown around sometimes and get serious sometimes. If I have 2 do this things all over again it’ll most definitely be with u my love. Thank u 4 choosing me baby. Thank u 4 having been there 4 me all thru this years. Thank u 4 accepting me the way I am. Thank u 4 being the great mother that u are. Thank you my love. We’re not perfect but we’re perfect 4 each other. #mywoman #myeverything #mymine #LYTID #weloveus #4yearsand4eva Happy 4th ANNIEversary 2 us” https://www.instagram.com/p/BR9kZuFhBrc/?hl=en https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1347-nigerian-legendary-artist-2baba-and-wife-annie-celebrates-4th-wedding-anniversary-and-18-years-together 8 Likes 1 Share
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How A Small 10K Job Helped Me Live A Better Life by onismate: 7:40pm On Mar 20, 2017 |
Na because say no be Apostle Suleiman and Tonto dikeh that's why it's taking them forever to push this thread to FP 1 Like |
Romance / "U better be making billions", A girls letter to her future husband by onismate: 10:57am On Mar 20, 2017 |
Check out the letter a lady by name, Mercy Ekele wrote to her future husband on Facebook. So future husband, if you know you are the one or aspiring to be just check out the letter and see what is expected of you from your future wife. Read... Dear future husband I am so fucking mad at u right now, where the hell are u? U better have a reasonable explanation for not showing up now, u better be making billions of dollars cos that's the only explanation I will take. I'm still not ready yet but where the Bleep are u? We need to get to know each other and become friends, I mean best friends before we make it official. So why the Bleep are u not here yet. Well just make sure u eat on time and say ur prayers and pls my love have faith in God, Even if things are not going as planned, just hold on and wait for God's time pls don't let things of this world pressure u to do something u will regret later in life. I'm trying hard to be all u dream I will be and I trust u are doing the same. I hate beans so plz don't like beans, I love yam, rice, wheat basically I love everything sweet and I know how to cook but I don't really like cooking but I'm ready to cook for u cos u will be my friend and my lover.. Life is tough babe but plz pray for strength and courage to face life head on, if things are not looking pretty don't worry I will be there for you through it all, but I would love it if u are a billionaire but then I will love u if u r not (but pls try and be a billionaire I would really appreciate that, no pressure thou just saying)... Till that fateful day pls keep working on ur handsome face and delicious body. Love you. Ekele Mercy PS : I'm willing to change my last name if u are a billionaire, just saying. Still no pressure, take ur time https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1344-i-m-willing-to-change-my-last-name-if-u-are-a-billionaire-read-this-letter-a-girl-wrote-to-her-future-husband-on-facebook
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Religion / Apostle Suleman Sex Scandal: What I Learnt From The Incident About Nigerians by onismate: 5:35am On Mar 16, 2017 |
MOD you can push it to the right section if it's not good here..... We are yet to see the end of the controversies and scandals trailing the General overseer of Omega Fire Ministries, Apostle Johnson suleman. A Canadian based lady had accused him of infidelity, lasing her drink with drug to abort the baby she was carrying for him. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1340-9-things-i-have-come-to-learn-about-nigerians-from-apostle-suleman-s-sex-scandal 35 Likes 5 Shares
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Career / Re: He Was Too Loyal That Made Him So Stupid To The Boss, See Where It Landed Him by onismate: 12:45pm On Mar 14, 2017 |
Irishrena1:Hmmmm, the babe shah ready for me. Any way, thanks shah, it shows you are a great fan and following my threads |
Career / Re: He Was Too Loyal That Made Him So Stupid To The Boss, See Where It Landed Him by onismate: 6:16am On Mar 14, 2017 |
Irishrena1:Hahahaha are you . Just read it again and we'll do you know it's not fraction or fiction |
Career / He Was Too Loyal That Made Him So Stupid To The Boss, See Where It Landed Him by onismate: 5:45am On Mar 13, 2017 |
“Loyalty is the key to eating a better royalty attached to a good act.” But sometimes the key may not open the door and royalty becomes useless. Sometimes the fact you are loyal doesn’t make you a benefit of royalty attached to your act. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1336-when-my-loyalty-didn-t-lead-to-royalty-story-of-a-nigerian-job-hunter-who-his-loyalty-was-abused 233 Likes 30 Shares |
Romance / How To Be Be A Fake Big Girl On Social Media by onismate: 6:54am On Mar 09, 2017 |
Social media is a place where so many people live fake lives, a life of make-believe different from their reality. Nowadays, some girls are in competition with their fellows over who is more beautiful, richer, has the most flashy car, house and cash, all on social media. Some girls we assumed to be very rich and classy on social media because of the kind of things they post on their timelines. Some of them are not near rich at all. They are just fake big girls on social media. They live fake lives, trying to make people believe they are rich where as they aren’t. But wait a minute! Do you want to be like those fake big girls on social media? Do you want people to see you as being rich, classy on social media? If your answer is yes that means you want to be a fake social media big girl. Here are 5 steps to being a fake social media big girl. You must know how to tell convincing lies: Not everyone knows how to tell convincing lies. Some people can tell a convincing lie that you believe they are telling the truth. For you to be a successful fake social media big girl, you must be able to tell convincing lies with what you post. Even though it’s not real, make your friends and followers believe it’s real with your posts on social media. Use a lot of filters, photo apps: Most girls are more beautiful on social media than in reality. How will you market sell? How will people see and know you if you don’t use photo apps to influence the pictures you post. If you no fine for social media, your big girl no go too complete. I have a female friend, when you see the photos she uploads on snapchat, gush they look heavenly. You will even think she deserves to compete for miss world and no one can beat her. But come see her for real life, she’s just far from what she uploads. Special thanks to photoshop, filters and other photo applications. They have been saving so many ladies. Make sure you always upload fine pictures in a good environment daily: Who will listen to you if you only snap pictures close to a dustbin or rough and dirty area. You have to make people believe you stay in paradise where there are no dirt. If you visit any beautiful serene environment, make sure you take pictures there. and make sure the pictures are fine or use photo apps to make them more beautiful before uploading. Upload photos of you holding stacks of cash: This will make people believe you so well and fall for your tricks. It will definitely draw attention to you. Even if it’s N10,000 you borrowed from someone, spread it on your bed and lay close to it with caption like, “when money no be problem.” Guys go dey follow you. Linda ikeji blog go join follow you sef to find news. If blogs want to write about you, they will start with something like this, “social media big girl.” And make sure you do it regularly, uploading a photo of you with cash. Take pictures inside fine cars: Don’t go and start taking photos inside danfo or keke oo. You take fine pictures close to fine cars, inside the cars when you are holding the steering as if you are driving. Fine cars like Range rover, G-wagon, Bently, Rolls Royce and others. You are giving your followers impression that you are big and deal in different cars. Upload photos of any kind of beautiful delicacy you eat: Don’t go and upload photos of the garri you are drinking oo. Visit your friend’s place and if they cooked fried rice and all other delicacies that are pleasing to the eyes. Delicacies like Chinese rice, pasta. Put them online. You are making people believe you are Americanah and you don’t eat local delicacies. Do it regularly. Post Photos of any expensive accessories you buy: Every expensive accessories you buy, snap them and post them online for people to see. Fake social media big girl for sure nah. E go give people impression say you get money and fit afford expensive stuffs. Even if say you no get money for Gucci bag or Denim, go where them dey sell the thing, hold the things come snap picture with am then drop and keep. Atleast you took pictures for show off. Take photos of you in a very beautiful fine house and upload: Don’t go and take pictures in face-me-i-slap-you houses. Just go to Maitama, Asokoro, all those fine areas. If you have friends there that can invite you. Just take photos in the building as if it’s your own. Upload online and people go dey feel say your papa get money. With these above, you can still add you own points. With all of them, you are on your way to deceiving people that you are balling but you are just living a fake life. You are just a fake social media big girl. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1333-8-ways-to-be-a-fake-social-media-big-girl |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Relocating To Lagos? Here Are 13 Things To Note About Job Opportunities In Lagos by onismate: 8:14am On Mar 07, 2017 |
LastMumu: hahahahahahah my guy my own be like film as i land oshodi na so the thing disappear. i don learn my lessons 4 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / Relocating To Lagos? Here Are 13 Things To Note About Job Opportunities In Lagos by onismate: 5:50am On Mar 07, 2017 |
Lagos is a big city full of many job opportunities. And guess what! If you can hustle and succeed in Lagos you can succeed anywhere. But there are things you need to be aware of to help you leave in peace and have better job opportunities in the city. Here are 13 things I wasn’t aware of before relocating to Lagos for job opportunities. Transportation fare to your work place can consume 80% of your salary: Lagos is not like any other smaller cities. Transportation cost to your work place can take 80-90% of your monthly income. So many workers stay far from their work place so they spend more on transportation daily. Verify before going for any job interview: When invited for any interview try to verify, look for information about the company before going just to avoid fake, scam job opportunities and kidnappings. Giving out your mobile phone numbers to online or offline job forum is like an invitation to so many fake job opportunities: Am not saying that both online and offline job forums are bad and fake but here are too many of them out there. Many of them are fake. They will request for your email and mobile phone numbers. Most of them when you give them your email address and phone numbers, you are just inviting the devil and thousands of his demons to visit you and feast on your head. Because they will keep sending you fake job interviews, invites and job opportunities. Your mobile phone should be on your hand not your pockets most times: I won’t forget a bad experience I encountered some few months back in Oshodi. My phone was in my pocket and within minutes it wasn’t there anymore. I have been pickpocketed. And I was expecting an important call and invite. In Lagos, make sure you keep your phones safe. After my bad experience, I have come to learn that some places I find myself in Lagos, I always have my phones in my hands. The fact there is an office doesn’t make it a real job: I was invited for an offer some few months ago. I was so happy and elated that I make enquiries concerning the company online. I saw they have offices in some area in Lagos. Not until I went on the day I was invited that I discovered they were scam. They were demanding money from job applicants. Na so I run. Some gullible people paid ooo. So the fact a company has an office doesn’t really mean they offer a real job opportunities. So be careful. Half of the job opportunities you are going to apply for in Lagos are sometimes not real: I have sometimes wondered why I keep on applying for the same job position for 5 months. The company will bring up an advert for the job role and I will apply. The next month they do the same. Another month the same thing and no interview yet. Sometimes they even call for interviews. And I begin to wonder, “have they not gotten the right person for the job?” Sometimes the company must have selected their preferred candidate but will still go ahead to interview and waste the time of other candidates just to look as if they are genuinely recruiting. Job opportunities in Island pay more than Mainland: I never knew this till I confirmed it that most big multinational companies are concentrated in island and they pay more than companies on the mainland. Getting a job in Lagos is easy but stressful but getting the kind of job you want is not easy: Getting a job in Lagos is very easy. Yes easy! It’s easy to get any kind of job but to get the kind of job you love, want and be very comfortable and satisfied is not so easy. It’s not easy but very stressful. GNLD, scam and fake job opportunities are mostly mainland concentrated: The most fake jobs and interview we come across in Lagos are most done on the mainland. I guess island is too expensive to harbor scam and fake job opportunities. Degree is Good but you still have to be “street smart”: You have a degree, “yes its good,” but street wise you have to be smart to survive job hunting in Lagos. I realized I was not the only one looking for job and the best are not the ones getting the job but the ones with the right information which in turn gives you that street smartness. Street smartness I mean is being aware of what is happening around you. Many jobs are not advertised but from “hear say.” A job might not give you satisfaction but provided it pays your bills just keep doing it: At first I was doing shakara and rejecting some job offers because I wasn’t going to get satisfaction from it. not until my staying at home jobless was becoming permanent, and I came to realize that some people receiving huge salaries in the jobs are not getting satisfaction but due to it pays their bills they have to continue. Na so me change oo. A job might not give you satisfaction but please keep it provided it’s paying your bills. You don’t need to receive monthly wage of N60,000 above to realize you have a good job: When I was offered N60k per month salary in a company, I cried foul because the money wasn’t enough. Not until I saw some other people in other organizations doing the same kind of job and paid N40k and are happy. When you see them you won’t even know and I began wondering how they do it. Ask them and they tell you they have a good job. So many people that dresses cute and works in big companies don’t earn big salaries: When I newly relocated to Lagos, I made a friend with a lady who works in a bank, and I must say one of the things I noticed about her was her sense of dressing. She has a good dress sense that I began almost believing she was a top officer in the bank. She dresses cute each time she’s going to work. I noticed it because we stay in the same compound. Not until we became very close to her and she opened up to me that she earns N40k per month. She was earning N60k but the bank reduced the salaries of staff due to recession. As she dey tell me na so my mouth open dey look her. Thank God fly didn’t enter my mouth. I also know of others who work in big companies but earning small salaries. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1331-thirteen-13-things-i-wasn-t-told-before-relocating-to-lagos-for-job-opportunities 38 Likes 5 Shares |
Celebrities / AMVCA2017: Here Are Some Of The Works Of The Guy Who Won "Best Make Up Artist" by onismate: 3:58pm On Mar 05, 2017 |
Onilogbo Hakeem popularly known as Hakeem effects, A recipient of Africa movie academy awards (AMAA) 2016 for best makeup artist. He also recently won "Best make up artist" at the just concluded Africa magic viewers choice Awards (AMVCA) 2017 in Lagos. He has carved a niche for himself with his craft . I'm so happy with the way the Nollywood industry is using great means to interpreted our stories from the script writing, story lines to the makeup art. I came across this guy’s works and was amazed with the professionalism in it. Indeed Nollywood has a future and we are getting there. The way he makes things look real! Checkout photos of some of Hakeem effects works. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1326-photos-check-out-some-amazing-work-transformation-of-this-nollywood-make-up-artist-hakeem-effects
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Celebrities / Re: Nigerians Are So Petty: Oge Okoye Is Now In An Online Dictionary (photo) by onismate: 2:06pm On Mar 04, 2017 |
Lalasticlala pls delete this Particular thread. I mistakenly created two |
Celebrities / Nigerians Are So Petty: Oge Okoye Is Now In An Online Dictionary (photo) by onismate: 2:05pm On Mar 04, 2017 |
Naija I hail oooo. Tiri gbosa for us. My naija people can't someone play with you people again. Actress oge okoye have been trending online for the last 24hours. Am sure you know why. It seems someone has added her name to an online dictionary as a thief. Check photo below. |
Celebrities / Nigerians Are So Petty: Oge Okoye's Name lands in An Online Dictionary (photo) by onismate: 1:53pm On Mar 04, 2017 |
Naija I hail oooo. Tiri gbosa for us. My naija people can't someone play with you people again. Actress oge okoye have been trending online for the last 24hours. Am sure you know why. It seems someone has added her name to an online dictionary as a thief. Check photo below.
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Politics / EFCC Replies Deji Adeyanju Over N24b New EFCC Building Complex by onismate: 7:04am On Mar 04, 2017 |
Mehn I must confess, the person handling the EFCC official twitter page is something else. Dolling out epic responses to comments and questions. If you want to get entertained in a professional and official manner, you just need to follow the EFCC official twitter handle. They say all works and no play makes segun a dull kid. EFCC may be playful on social media with the kind of responses given to people. But in reality don’t mess with them because they will come for you. Check out this epic reply EFCC gave to PDP media official, Deji Adeyanju on twitter. Deji who claims the EFCC spent N24b on their new office while Nigerians are starving and can’t afford to eat good food. Check out EFCC’s epic response to him. It’s so hilarious.. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1324-check-out-this-epic-response-efcc-twitter-page-gave-to-pdp-official-deji-adeyanju-over-the-agency-s-new-office-building 3 Likes
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Politics / See This Old Nursery Rhyme Changed To Suit The Situation Of President Buhari by onismate: 5:19am On Feb 28, 2017 |
Naija no go kill person. We are a great set of funny people in this country. You remember that popular funny Nursery Rhyme we used to recite back when we were kids, about “O’Roger is dead and gone to his grave, hoo haa, gone to his grave.” Well it seems someone has created a latest version of it with our President’s health. I got it online oooo. No be me write am ooo. Below is it. Old Buhari is sick and went to London... Hum haa went to London... He left our beloved country and travelled abroad... Hum haa travelled abroad... The sickness turned worse and he never returned... Hum haa never returned.. There came some angry Nigerians that rumoured his death.... Hum haa rumoured his death... Then came his speaker who said He's alive... Hum haa said He's alive... The next week came and he never came back... Hum haa never came back... Then came an artist to stage a protest... Hum haa stage a protest... Old Buhari called him and threatened his life... Hum haa threatened his life... Which made the scared artist to hiperty hop... Hum haa hiperty hop... Please I'm not the one that composed this rhyme Hum haa composed you this rhyme... GET WELL SOON MR. PRESIDENT. I wish you a quick recovery. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1319-naija-no-go-kill-person-see-this-funny-and-old-nursery-rhyme-done-about-president-buhari-s-health |
Phones / The Too Many Lies And Fake Lives Being Lived On Social Media: My Experience by onismate: 5:40am On Feb 25, 2017 |
Yes, so many people will agree that the greatest liars are Nigeria politicians. But guess what? I have come to discover that the greatest lairs are found on social media. 90% of the reality we believe we see on social media are all lies. Even politicians are using the social media to lie to us. And many of us believe the lies. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1317-how-people-get-deceived-by-fake-lives-and-lies-told-displayed-on-social-media 347 Likes 53 Shares
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TV/Movies / When Bisola Realizes That TTT Is Married With Kids (Photo) by onismate: 6:30am On Feb 22, 2017 |
For those following BBNaija, am sure many of us are aware of what is happening in Big brother Nigeria (BBNaija) house. Thin Tall Tony (TTT) who is married with 2 kids denied he wasn’t in any relationship. When asked by his in house lover and fellow contestant, Bisola is he was single, his reaction was in affirmative that he is single by the special grace of God. Bisola on her own is a single mother who has admitted to that in the house. But am sure no one except the fake house mates of Efe and Jon are aware that TTT is a married man. Well BBNaija is a game and N25m is as stakes and everyone in the house is playing the game. But what will happen when Bisola realizes that TTT is a married man? Am not condemning anybody ooo. But Here will be Bisola’s reaction when she realizes TTT is a married man with kids after the show. Check the photo.. Lolz. Na joke be this oo https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1315-bbnaija-here-is-bisola-s-reaction-when-she-realizes-ttt-is-married-with-kids-after-bbnaija-show-photos
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Phones / Re: FG Bans Open Registration Of SIM Cards by onismate: 7:26am On Feb 16, 2017 |
Many things about this Government is just bent on frustrating it's citizens. Don't they know that this act will breed unemployment. Most young guys and ladies under umbrellas doing sim registration does it to earn a living, put food on their table. So wetin those people go do now? Rather than stopping this, I suggest that FG look for a way with the telco companies to strengthen and authenticate sim registration so that attackers and bad people won't make use of the act to commit crime 7 Likes |
Romance / Here Are 3 Deadly Weapon Women Can Use As Self-defense Against Rapists by onismate: 4:30am On Feb 13, 2017 |
The number of rape cases in Nigeria is massively increasing. Every day we hear of different cases of rape on the news. The one wey dey pain me pass na Papa raping his own daughter. This case is becoming rampant. Often, we do hear of young ladies walking in the street while unknown guys just hijacked them and rape them. It looks as if women are now weak. They struggle to defend themselves but all to no avail. The dubious guys still forced their way in. The rise in teenage rape cases is unbelievable and this must stop. Even though the woman are weaker sex, I think they should be encouraged to bear deadly items to prevent themselves in self-defence. Pepper spray: This is a chemical compound that irritates the eyes and causes pain and temporary blindness. It is often used to control crowds and policing, including self-defense against attacks. The pepper spray is one of the perfect self-defense weapon. If you are getting robbed, beat up and about to be raped, you need this. Note- Please do not abuse the use of it. You do not just go around spraying anyone or guy pepper spray. Use it when it’s justified. If any guy wan rape you, bring the thing come out come target am for eye. Spray the thing for him eye. Sometimes when you bring the pepper spray out of your pulse, the hoodlums trying to rape you might just stay away just to avoid troubles. Taser: Yes you need to have Taser inside your bag since the number of rape cases in Nigeria is fast increasing. Taser is a conducted electroshock weapon used to deliver electric current to disrupt voluntary control of muscles causing neuromuscular incapacitation. It fires two like electrodes which will cause pain and incapacitate a person when fired. Though Tasers are not common among us here in Nigeria but women needs to embrace it in self-defense against rapists. Imagine that bad guy approaching to manhandle you, bring the thing out of your pulse and fire at him. He will be incapacitated for a while. Leave him there and walk away. Scissors/Knife: If you notice that your environment is crime and rape prone, make sure you have all these items with you to avoid story that touches. If the guys misbehave, you stab them. If the confront you, stab them. In all, I still want to advise ladies to be weary of their environment. Be careful and observant and please if you are moving out at night, make sure you have a company, go with a guy. And please don’t be found at odd places at odd times. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1307-3-deadly-items-nigerian-women-needs-to-have-with-them-in-self-defense-against-rapists
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Phones / See How Winner Of N500,000 From Tecno Raffle Draw Lost The Money by onismate: 6:49pm On Feb 10, 2017 |
Now, the assistant Digital marketing executive of Tecno mobile Nigeria took to Instagram to narrate what happened today at the Tecno office during a raffle draw where winners were picked. According to the staff, the winner won N500,000. They called him ten (10) times and he didn’t pick. The 11th time he switched his phone off. At that moment was the 5th hour they have been trying to reach him but couldn’t. They had to select another winner. I guess the second person that was picked, God don answer the person. See what Tecno’s digital marketing executive wrote. https://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1305-when-village-witches-are-at-work-see-how-someone-lost-n500-000-from-tecno-raffle what do you think? village witches or .. 4 Likes 2 Shares
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Romance / Here Are 8 Ways You Can Touch Someones Life And Be Happy This Valentines Season by onismate: 5:17am On Feb 07, 2017 |
There had been so many miss conceptions about valentine. Some say it’s about a famous Roman Catholic priest who gave his life for people he loved. While some believe it’s all about the Agape love Jesus Christ has for us. Well, am not here to condemn any believe but whatsoever is yours let it be absolutely positive. Though some have turned the day to “sin day.” Many atrocities are committed this day which is not supposed. Valentine is not only about romantic love. Romantic love can certainly be wonderful, and there’s no shame in aspiring to it. But there are other kinds of love and relationships that too often get ignored. I think our mindset should be changed which is a first step in changing the world. Celebration valentine is not only showing love to spouse. There other ways to celebrate valentine. Here are 8 ways You can Touch the lives of people while being unique and special this valentine season Love yourself: You must show yourself love first before you can love others. How can you love others without loving yourself! This is the time to change our mindset. We have to show ourselves “self-love.” Each and every one of us are unique the way we are. God has created us specially for his own purpose and reasons. So why don’t you love yourself, treat yourself well. Reach out to your supposed Enemy: Some of us have created so many enemies for ourselves. This is the time to take a bold step and reach out to them and make it a continuous act. I know in life there must be enemies but be you having evil deeds against them. Try and be “just friends” with them. Just squash that beef. A phone call or text message could do the magic. Reach out to beggars in your area: Some people are not use to giving money or gifts to beggars. I think they should start learning it. There would always be beggars who are in need, genuine ones at that. Because there are fake beggars who are physically and mentally alright but refuses to do any tangible thing with their lives. They rather beg and live off people. Ignore those ones and give gifts to genuine ones. Nothing is too small. You never can tell, that small money or gift can change the life of the beggar. Forgive those that have hurt you in the past: I know it’s hard but you just have to let go and move on. Pick up your phone and call them. Tell them you have forgiven them if need be. Reach out to the less privileged: In as much that there is no particular time assigned to reach 0ut to the less privileged in the society, let’s use this particular valentine to make this one special. It’s about showing love so let’s show much, special love to the less privileged, give them gifts, money. Pay Transportation fare for at least one stranger: You mustn’t know someone to help the person. This valentine’s day, make sure you put a smile on someone’s face. Pay transportation fare for at least a stranger you don’t know. At least you are impacting into the person’s life. Give a gift To a stranger: Why don’t you put a smile on someone’s face. Someone you don’t know, you haven’t met before. Give a gift to that person. If you still have more you can still extend the olive branch to other strangers. By this act you are making them special and yourself unique. Get Intouch with loved ones that you have not spoken to for a long time: our family, friends and loved ones are dear to us. Some of them rarely get in contact with us. But why don’t we just take the bold step and call them up. Send them sweet text messages that will make them know we have them in mind. Finally, everything depends on mindset with which you are doing your things. Have a positive mindset and reach out to many as you can. Happy valentine’s day. http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1301-8-ways-you-can-touch-the-lives-of-people-being-unique-and-special-this-valentine-season 1 Like 1 Share |
Romance / Here Are 8 Bad Things That Will Happen On Valentines Day by onismate: 5:28am On Feb 06, 2017 |
Many Girls will accept Gifts that will lead them to trouble: My mom would say, “anything wey you no fit chop no smell.” We have many types of boyfriend. But the ones common among us are; real boyfriend, fake boyfriend and boyfriend from hell. Girls please don’t collect gifts from “boyfriend from hell” because dem don set trap from. If you collect any gift from them, you are on your way to lake of fire. They will disturb you, pester you even when you don’t love or want them. They will frustrate your life and cause problem (katakata) in your relationship. But surely, many girls will shah collect gifts that will put them into trouble. Many teenagers will lose their virginity: Shebi you don tell that bobo say na valentine’s day, February 14th you go give him the cookie! Continue, God is watching you. So many teens, girls will lose their virginity that day, either mistakenly, knowingly or unknowingly. Unwanted pregnancy: Pregnancy is a good thing but when it becomes “unwanted,” na there problem start for you. Teenagers still in high school, those that are not ready for marriage or children. February 14th is the day they will conceive and within few months, the result of valentine’s day will start showing. So many girls will be raped: When you have collected too many gifts from your supposed mugus and you think they are not planning for you! “Greediness.” Or you hang out with boys you think are homies but are the devil’s special assistants who have planned to do you evil. Many girls will be drugged and raped. Many hearts will be broken: There will be so many discoveries. Some will discover their partner has another lover behind the scene. The gift wey them suppose give you, he/she will give lover behind the scene. Many husbands will run into trouble: Many husbands will run into trouble while trying to please their side chicks. They will be caught red handed. Many teenage boys Will test their first weed that day( First weed experience): February 14 will be the day some boys will first test their hands on weed. Many mistake will be made: So many will make mistakes that will affect their lives. http://www.hovabuzz.com/frontline/1300-eight-8-bad-things-that-will-happen-on-february-14th-valentine-s-day |
Jobs/Vacancies / These 4 Online Jobs Can Make A Nigerian Unemployed Graduate Rich by onismate: 2:28am On Feb 03, 2017 |
Getting a job in Nigeria has never been easy unless you have this special connect that can link you. It’s not just easy spending years in the university and coming out to join the queue of those in the labour market job hunting. But not-withstanding, the race it’s not for the ones work the hardest but to those who work the smartest. It’s not easy being a Nigerian unemployed graduate. The shame, loss of self-confidence, that your peers who had gotten something good doing with their lives have left you behind. If you cannot get a job offline why don’t you try online jobs. Many of them are freelance. I know many who makes a lot of money daily and weekly from online jobs more that those earning a regular monthly salary. Here are 4 lucrative online jobs a Nigerian unemployed graduate can do to make money. Content writing/provider: content writing is very lucrative. Presently, blogs, sites and companies are looking for content writers and providers to create contents for their websites and other social media platforms for promotions. So you can actually stay at home and become a freelance content writer. I know content writers who charges as much as N2,000 per article. So imagine you charging N1,000 and you write for about 5 to 10 companies daily. Oga you don make money pass some civil servants. If you are good in writing, why don’t you advertise yourself on social media and other websites like Nairaland. Those who needs your services will get intouch with you. Digital marketing: All companies needs digital marketers. As business trends are changing, companies, brands are marketing and promoting their brands on the internet so they need digital marketers who can use online avenues and tools like social medias, emails, blogs, websites etc to market their products and services. You can become a freelance digital marketer, promoting goods and services for companies. Social media manager: So many guys have turned to millionaires by getting paid managing social media handles for brands. Some weeks back, I was contracted by two brands to manage their social media handles, posting daily news about the company and new innovations while seating at the comfort of my house. Ofcourse I was paid for it. If I can do it! You can. Being a Nigerian Unemployed graduate doesn’t limit you delving into other things. You can really make huge amount of money managing many company’s handles. Blogging: If I for no add this one, e go get as e be. In the last couple of years, blogging has taken new dimensions. Bloggers are richer than some musicians, if you doubt go and ask Linda ikeji. Yes you are unemployed but you can still create your own economy, become self-employed and blog for people. But you just have to be patient to eat the fruit of your labour. http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1297-4-lucrative-online-freelance-jobs-a-nigerian-unemployed-graduate-can-do-to-make-money 12 Likes 1 Share |
Jobs/Vacancies / 10 Things I Wasn't Aware Of About Getting A Job In Nigeria by onismate: 4:55am On Jan 27, 2017 |
1. Your First interview might not land you the job: You just finished NYSC and got an invite from your dream company for an interview. And it’s your first in your first ever interview. From what I discovered, your first interview might not land you the job. Am not saying it cannot “but” might not. As a fresh graduate I was so happy at the invitation of my first post NYSC interview. It looked as if I had gotten the job. I have done the interview, months past and I’m still going to numerous interviews. 2. The fact you were invited for an interview does not mean you have the job: I know many people go dey happy say so-so company invite them for interview. You will come for that interview and after everything you won’t hear from the company again. 3. Experience matters: Yes! Your number of years of experience in other organizations or elsewhere matters a lot. It would determine whether the job will be given to you or not. 4. Your years of experience are sometimes used to negotiate your salary: Many a times you have a laid down plan and salary to give to the company if hired. But forget that thing joor. When they see that you have just a year experience from the previous company you worked. The company would rather hire or pay fat salaries to those who have more experience than those without or least years’ experience. 5. You will meet interviewers who know nothing or less about the job role they are interviewing you for, but yet still argue and deny you the job: I have gone for numerous interviews that the interviewers know nothing much about the job role because it’s relatively new and broad in the industry. Yet they will still argue with you that you are wrong in the answers you gave them. They deny you the offer. 6. You applied for a job role and got the job, more responsibilities the organization didn’t tell you about will be added to the job: I went for an interview for the role of a social media personnel. After the interview the CEO of the organization called me. She started asking numerous questions like, “if I could drive a car?” Because sometimes I will have to drive her around. Some organizations would definitely add more responsibilities and roles to the ones given to you. 7. Getting a good job in Nigeria is not easy: My dear, getting a good job in Nigeria is not easy. When you get a very good job, it looks as if you won a world cup. 8. Some interviewers are the Devil’s special assistants: Some interviewers are just bent on frustrating you. They put you on a very hot fire by asking embarrassing questions. The desperate and gullible applicants often fall prey to them. There are cases where interviewers ask applicants if they are in a relationship and their financial status. It’s so unprofessional. 9. After hiring you, they may decide to sack you and nothing will happen: This one is as a result of our Nigeria’s poor labour laws. Employers threats their workers anyhow and nothing happens. They will sack you and nothing will happen because they know that there are thousands ready and willing to replace you. 10. The best might not be the ones that get the job: This is absolutely correct. After interview, the successful ones might not be the best. The only thing is that luck ran out of the unsuccessful ones, the successful ones were favoured. Na only God fit give favour oo. http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1290-10-things-i-wasn-t-told-about-getting-a-job-in-nigeria-after-nysc 34 Likes 6 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / 3 Most Sort After ICT Job Portfolios In Nigeria (my Opinion) by onismate: 5:59am On Jan 23, 2017 |
Information communication technology is taking over, making our lives and jobs easier. As new innovations are springing up, job experts in that fields are created to fit into the portfolios. There are some job portfolio you hear, 10 years back whoever would tell you such portfolios would come to place, no one would have believed. But we are seeing it and we have to accept it because they are relevant. Here are Three (3) hot and new job portfolios in Nigeria at the moment. I call them new not because they necessarily in operations in the last one year, but because it became relevant in the last 2 to 3 years in Nigeria. And it was paramount for companies to have them. Digital marketer: Every company, brand or organization needs a digital marketer. No company can boost of a huge profit margin without the aid of a digital marketing. Digital marketing is promoting and marketing of products and services through the internet/online platforms like social media, blogs, websites, search engines, emails and other medium. The rate at which companies are looking for digital marketers to enhance their online presence and dominance is massively increasing. So the job portfolio, digital marketer is very hot currently. Content writer: Content writer is another hot ICT job portfolio and highly in demand. Content writers provide and develop contents of organizations to help advertise, promote, build and maintain brands most especially online. Any serious company that is into sales of product and services, willing to succeed needs content writer to develop marketable contents optimized for websites, blogs, social media and other digital avenues. This job portfolio is highly in demand. Social media executive: it’s not possible for you to have the above 2 job portfolios without this unless you merge them together. Social media executive or personnel or managers, depending on how you want to put it, provided there is social media attached to it. This job portfolio is very hot and relevant in every industry. That’s why Government of countries of the world spend millions recruiting social media personnel to handle their social media affairs. No serious organization can go much farther without social media executives to handle their social media affairs. http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1284-my-opinion-3-hot-and-new-ict-job-portfolios-in-nigeria-at-the-moment 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Jobs/Vacancies / How Being Too Religious Made My Female Friend Carelessly Lost Her Mouth Watering by onismate: 5:34am On Jan 18, 2017 |
Nigerians, we are too religious, even when we commit too many atrocities behind the religion. Ask some Nigerians questions about goals and aspirations. I guess we are expecting a realistic answer! But they will be like.. “By the special grace of God I will finish the work tomorrow” Imagine your boss ask, “Can you finish this job in two days?” and they will be like “By the special grace of God.” “Are you coming tomorrow?” They are like, “By the special grace of God” “Do you have the money?” And they are like “By God’s grace” “Are you making progress?” “By God’s grace” “Are you washing your clothes?” “By God’s grace” “Ahhh, your hair is beautiful ooo” “It’s by His grace” “You came to work too early” “It’s by his grace” Nawa for us ooooo. Sometimes we can’t just be realistic. But don’t get me wrong. Am not saying it’s not the work or grace of God. But the way some people are going this makes it unacceptable. Even when they commit various atrocities, is it by the special grace of God? About 4 weeks ago, I and a very good friend of mine went for an interview in a multi-national company. We were 7 in number and my friend was the only female. Even though she is a good Christian and very religious. The interview panel really commended her efforts, smartness and intellect. Though they frowned at some of her answers to questions for not being very realistic and using “by the special grace of God.” She was asked that if she was given a task to complete in 2 days, would she be able to complete it. She said by the special grace of God she would complete it at appropriate time. Na so interview panel laugh. They asked “How?” or maybe she would use the special grace of God. “Abeg no use special grace of bring down this company oo.” They laughed and joked. The interview panel gave her a pass. It was sure they will take her. They love her courage and intellectual ability. Though still warned her about the use of “special grace of God.” After the interview, a week later, both of us (I and my female friend) were the only people contacted to resume. Lucky us. Na so we resume work ooo with a six figure salary. It is just so sweet and I couldn’t hold my joy. Getting that kind of job in this recession. A week after resumption, apparently the same department. I was in my friends office and we were working on a task when the main boss, the Director of the company and a foreign client walked by. The client’s project was assigned to my friend so she was the one in charge. So I was just there to support. The director and client walked into the office. The director asked if she was through with the task. “By the special grace of God,” she (my friend) replied. “Can you finish it in 2 days?” The director asked. “By the special grace of God,” she replied again. The director became so angry. I could see it from his facial expression. My friend was almost through with the job. And infact it won’t even take up to 2 days sef. By the next 18 hours, the job should be completed. The client being a white man was like, “do you need the special grace of God to complete this task?” He turned to my boss (Director) and asked if our company can really complete that task this one we are on the grace of God. I tried to explain that in a few hours’ time we should be through with the job. But the kind eye wey Oga look me. And I was not directly in charge of the task. She (my friend) new that the task will definitely be completed the next day. But “by the special grace of God” didn’t allow her. Na so my Boss carry the man comot from there. An hour later my boss’s P.A came to call my friend to the Director’s office. Before we knew what was happening, my friend has being fired. She was asked to pack her things and leave. So many including the head of our department was going to plead on her behalf. But Oga no gree. Our H.O.D said she warned her about that the first day she resumed when he asked her to do something. She couldn’t complete it that day. He asked when she will finish the task and she said she would finish it in 2 days by God’s grace. That was when she began warning her about the “By the special grace of God.” She should try to give realistic goals. Not that God is not involved but she should give a set target. Upon all the begging and pleading, the company no gree accept my friend back. They had to immediately replace her with one of the guy we did interview with. The new guy resumed immediately after 2 days they fired my friend. “By the special grace of God” began trending in the office. Na so my friend lose her job oo. She was fired from her job “By the special grace of God.” http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1283-she-lost-her-job-by-the-special-grace-of-god 6 Likes |
Romance / See This Binding "Agreement Before Sex" Made By Someone To Avoid False Alarm by onismate: 4:11am On Jan 12, 2017 |
.Whoever drafted this thing ehhhh. Hahahahahah . See below. Due to the current and often false allegations made by women, which include rape , there is now an agreement to be signed before "action". Please print a copy which can be used in the court of law. AGREEMENT BEFORE SEX... I, __________________________, the undersigned female partner (herein referred to as the 'Screwee'), am about to enjoy sexual intercourse with________________________ (hereafter referred to as the 'Screwer'), certify the following: 1. THAT I am above the lawful age of consent. 2. THAT I am not under the influence of any narcotic(s). 3. THAT the afore mentioned Screwer did not use any force, threats, coercion or promises to influence me. 4. THAT I, the Screwee, am in no fear of him whatsoever. 5. THAT I do not expect or wish to marry him. 6. THAT I do not know if he is married or not and neither do I care. 7. THAT I am neither asleep nor drunk. 8. THAT I am entering this relationship with him; because I love it and want it as much as he does. 9. THAT in the event that I receive full satisfaction, which I expect, I declare in advance the capacity and willingness for further participation at regular intervals. 10. THAT I will not act as a witness against him nor will I file charges against him in the event that, (a) I contract an STD (b) I become pregnant (c) I feel that he is violating any legislation - moral, legal or otherwise. SIGNED BEFORE JUMPING INTO BED ON THIS ___ DAY OF _____ (MONTH) ________ (YEAR) AT ______ (AM/PM) ________________________________ Signature of Screwee ______________ http://hovabuzz.com/frontline/1279-check-out-this-drafted-agreement-before-sex-and-tell-me-what-you-think 105 Likes 19 Shares |
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