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RomanceRe: When Men Marry Hoes, Ex Oloshos Because Of "Beauty" by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:22pm On Apr 20, 2021
Probably to avoid things like this -

https://www.nairaland.com/6514749/no-erection-wife
CelebritiesRe: Simi's 33rd Birthday Pool Party (Photos, Video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:51pm On Apr 20, 2021
My zoom is not working well angry
FamilyRe: "His Manhood Is Too Big" — Woman Begs Zamfara Court To Dissolve Her Marriage by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:50pm On Apr 20, 2021
Kriss216:
Mother of 3.

Can the man's penis be bigger than the head of a child?


Three solid children came out from that kpekus, yet she's complaining that a 4 inches Gbola is painful and dangerous to her kpekus.
Nor killi me wit laff jor cheesy

On a more serious note. Do you expect a woman to experience birth pains anytime she is knacking? Shior!? Have you witnessed a woman giving birth before? Some nasty ass stuff wit sh!t & blud everywhere in some instances. Excuse my graphic description but I had to convey the point.
Foreign AffairsRe: Idris Deby Is Dead, Killed As A Result Of Injuries Suffered On The Frontline by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 12:29pm On Apr 20, 2021
Sheuns:
Omo. Never knew this guy kept on leading his army on the frontline. Chai. Our own generals here na to Dey brag how dem go take capture shekau dem sabi.
Our Generals here are glorified CEOs and Executive directors. Na businessmen dem be grin

Common to defeat Boko Haram dem no fit. If na one serious oil bunkery or arms deal, you go see how dem go dey strategize the movement with military dispatch and alacrity grin grin
RomanceRe: Why I Personally Avoid Girls On Low Cut by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:29am On Apr 20, 2021
Map1:
op assumption shows how common African mentality is,most expecially we black
True
RomanceRe: Why I Personally Avoid Girls On Low Cut by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 10:40pm On Apr 19, 2021
Ishilove:
What's with all the disgusting lesbian pictures?
Yeah, I think I went a bit overboard there trying to support my point with pictures
PoliticsRe: Why Shell, Chevron, Other Oil Majors Are Leaving Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:39am On Apr 19, 2021
NigeriaIsDoomed:
https://thenationonlineng.net/why-shell-chevron-other-oil-majors-are-leaving-nigeria/
They want easy money.

There are so many Nigerians capable of operating those oilfields. Its in these Nigerian's interests that the environment is hostile for these oil majors so that they can capitalize on distress sell offs. I won't go as far as saying that these Nigerians are actively encouraging it though.
RomanceRe: Why Do Caribbean Men Appreciate Their Thick And Fat Women by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:25am On Apr 19, 2021
Cousin9999:
And women behave the same way at carnival. You'll see a model looking woman dancing all over random dusty dudes.

More people need to have some of that joy in their life instead of chasing dysfunction and trying to spread misery.
True.

We need to be happy more often in Naija. NASS and Senate need to do the needful.

RomanceRe: Why Do Caribbean Men Appreciate Their Thick And Fat Women by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:09am On Apr 19, 2021
Ilamina:
Compared to nigerian or African men

In caribana, notting hill carnival
You will see caribbean men showing love and embracing their big tummy girls. .making them feel sexy and beautiful


No one feels left out

All nairaland guys complain all day is that nigerian girls look like kwashiorkor patients grin

Caribbean men accept their women, how they are
It's just carnival spirit and joy. Those men would have been smoking weed and drinking rum punch all day, and are ready to fvck anything that moves.

FYI, Caribbean women are not typically big and thick. On average they are slim. They are on average way slimmer than Nigerian women.
PoliticsRe: Terrorism Financing: Dozens Arrested In Nationwide Crackdown by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:57am On Apr 19, 2021
Good
RomanceRe: Why I Personally Avoid Girls On Low Cut by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:54am On Apr 19, 2021
I'm shocked at what I am reading here. You have all been brainwashed to believe that Caucasian or Asian style of long hair translates to beauty. According to you all if a woman (any female above 18 is a woman fyi) doesn't carry long hair, then there's something wrong with her? Unbelievable! The style of hair that a woman carries has nothing to do with personality or sexuality (the women in the pictures below are all lesbians). Does the fact that a man carries long or short hair make him gay or straight? Is Burna boy or Adekunle Gold gay because they carry long hair?

I've been with the same woman for a long time now and over the years she has carried locks, low cut plain, low cut dyed, attachment, weave on etc. Black women's hair is very difficult, and expensive to manage, so some decide to cut it off for practical reasons or financial reasons. In fact I admire a woman who is confident enough to carry her natural hair instead of conforming to western style of hair beauty that you guys like.

It is obvious to me that Nigerian men deserve the fake ass trifling money hungry bone hair wearing b!tches that you are daily complaining about.

Music/RadioRe: Nigerian Idol Jury Should Be Disbanded: Opinion (photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:04pm On Apr 18, 2021
SodO9:
I agree
That tattoo wearing DJ and seyi shey are biased and useless
That tattoo is a stick on one.
PoliticsRe: Masari: Buhari Has Not Failed, I Think He Has Tolerated Us by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 2:17pm On Apr 18, 2021
I don't think so.

Africans fail to understand what a head of state is. It is not a position where you Lord over people and expect them to bask in your magnificence and be glad that you deemed them worthy to be your servants.

Head of state is NUMBER ONE PUBLIC SERVANT. The people are your BOSS.
RomanceRe: Dilemma Of A Friend by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 1:06pm On Apr 18, 2021
Ohizfly:
light my Kpoli
Your own na to dey light kpoli for every topic

HealthRe: Orimerunmu Community In Ogun Chokes Under Fumes From Yoyo Recycling Plant by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:06am On Apr 18, 2021
prof2007:
https://healthwise.punchng.com/we-cant-breathe-ogun-community-chokes-under-chinese-recycling-plants-fume/
Nah, this is not good. But the elders and community leaders have probably been settled.
RomanceRe: Why Do Men Lack Balls To Toast A Boss Lady? by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:01am On Apr 18, 2021
Husbandsnatcha5:
Hmmmmm,


I've noticed that most Narialand guys lack the balls to talk to big ladies here.

Why is that?

Just asking ooo.



@LadiesForever
Because the supposed boss lady could be anything

RomanceRe: Most Women Want You To Do These Four Things To Them At Night by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:56am On Apr 18, 2021
TheNigerianSchr:
It is the prime duty of a man to make their spouse happy. After all, your wife married you because she loves you and you married her because she gave your butterflies in your stomach.



However, it is not always easy to do that duty I talked about. Years after marriage, some things just get boring since they have been done repeatedly. THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO READ THIS.

You can spice up your love life with your wife by doing these things. When you come back from your workplace at night, you can do them to your wife to make her happy. She would love you more if you do them so please read keenly.



1. Ask her how her day went: When you get back from work, don't just eat your food and sleep off like a bag of beans. Separate a little time to have an intimate and interesting tete-a-tete with your wife. Ask her what happened to her today. Inquire from her if a guy is bothering her or something. If she says yes, pretend to be jealous even if you are not.



Women generally love talking and when they get a gossip partner, they would really cling to the person. Make sure that gossip partner is you.

2. Compliment her cooking: Nothing gets a woman like compliments. Women love being complimented, that is why they wear fashion trendy clothes and wear classy shoes. They are always after getting compliments from men and even fellow women.



You can input this into every area of your relationship. Always compliment her. To can start with the food she prepared for you tonight. Tell her you love it and that you have been waiting for it since you finished at work.



3. Tell her how much you love her: Women are creatures who need to be constantly reminded that they are someone most prized possession. Keep telling her you love her and see how much happiness you'll give her. Women are emotional beings and those words can really lighten up their mood.







[s]4. Carry her to the bed and watch her sleep: Pampering is something that most people think exists only between newlyweds but it is not so. Make sure you pamper your wife and she would reciprocate the gesture. She would pamper you if you pamper her.[/s]



One of the best ways to pamper her tonight is to carry her to bed. You might feel tired but just do it. Tomorrow morning when she wakes up, you will see that smile on her face that you've always loved.



Try doing the things I have said above to your wife. It would cost you nothing but you will gain a lot.
Yeah right undecided

PoliticsRe: RCCG Apologises To Fashola, Ministry Over Petition On Ife-Ifewara Road by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:51am On Apr 18, 2021
PoliticsRe: North-East Govs Bemoan Inability To Try Boko Haram Suspects by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:49am On Apr 18, 2021
Islie:
https://punchng.com/neast-govs-bemoan-inability-to-try-bharam-suspects/


Lalasticlala
The security services and judiciary are busy CRUSHING southerners grin
PoliticsRe: Ahmad Lawan: Nigerian Leaders Need Prayers From Followers by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:47am On Apr 18, 2021
Officialhorlah:
https://punchng.com/nigerian-leaders-need-followers-prayers-says-lawan/
The fact that Nigerians tolerate these useless set of imbeciles, just because of ethnic considerations speaks volumes. The problem with Nigeria is not the political leadership. The problem with Nigeria is Nigerians. Very confused bunch. Just imagine if the male cousin of a family man is allowed to come into his house, sleep with his wife, sleep with his daughters, recklessly use his cars, thrash his house and squander all his money. Is the problem here this wayward cousin or is the problem here the stupid family man who has let his cousin get away with everything because "na my brother" and with the reasoning its better that his blood enjoys all this than an outsider?
CrimeRe: Police Arrests Mother, Daughter For Stabbing Nursing Mum In Delta by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:37am On Apr 18, 2021
Delta state women nor dey carry last. Their head dey hot pass their men own, I swear.
Foreign AffairsRe: Pictures & Video From Prince Philip's Funeral In London by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 6:42pm On Apr 17, 2021

BusinessRe: How My Business Is Dying by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:14am On Apr 17, 2021
OlayemiAshraf:
There are some things you can use to get. customer ... Like

Free wifi ...

The barbershop.. turn it to unisex ,
Females always spend alots of money on their hair . .. ...
Perhaps this will help keep the Yahoo barbers? They can earn some money cutting hair while they wait for something to drop.
CelebritiesRe: DJ Cuppy: I Could Win A Grammy And People Will Still Feel I Am Not Good Enough by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:51am On Apr 17, 2021
Gift52:
I could win a Grammy and some people will still feel I am not good enough - DJ Cuppy.

Cuppy was sober with the way people treated her music, her lifestyle, her dressing and more

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfeOCz6-37U


She said most people just follow her because she came from a rich family and apart from that she has no other unique qualities
Chei yah. Life most be very hard for you. If only you were the daughter of some unknown poor man, then people will see your efforts for exactly what they are. I'm sure you look with envy at people hustling to catch keke on the streets. Poor you.
BusinessRe: Local, Foreign Consortium To Invest $500m In Cassava Processing In Nigeria by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 5:48am On Apr 17, 2021
Rossphinki:
https://www.pulse.ng/business/local-foreign-consortium-to-invest-dollar500m-in-cassava-processing-in-nigeria/lw7zfdy
I hope this is not just another eleborate scam. The biggest scammers in this country are govt technocrats. So much big grammar and promises backed by big money which somehow finds its way to offshore accounts and Dubai properties.
PoliticsRe: Oduduwa: 'No Election In Yoruba Land In 2023' Protest Begins (Photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:11pm On Apr 16, 2021
CyynthiaKiss:
Odua is here oo
I find this very hard to believe. Yorubas have GAINED massively from Nigeria. I don't think any other ethnic group comes close. If this is genuine (and well supported) then it means Yorubas are convinced that there is nothing more to gain from Nigeria. This means that Nigeria is finished. Nothing remain again. It has been sucked dry
PropertiesRe: World's Most Expensive House 'The One' In Bel Air, Los Angeles (Pictures) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:06pm On Apr 16, 2021
FRANKOSKI:
WHAT A LOOK ON QUEEN'S FACE
That look alone summarises what she thought of Megan. Doomed from the start.
CelebritiesRe: Crossdresser, James Brown Storms Market With Military Escort (video) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 11:07am On Apr 16, 2021
GladGlad:
The Popular Nigerian crossdresser, James Brown was recently spotted at a popular local market with fully dressed soldiers as escorts.

The internet celebrity cum singer was reportedly at the popular local market to shop for food items.

In the video, James Brown is seen with bouncers, and also soldiers serving as his human shield against any physical harm.

Watch video here..... https://gladtune.com/2021/04/16/crossdresser-james-brown-storms-market-with-military-escort-video/
Those military go dey yansh am too angry
RomanceRe: Horrible Experience With My Crush by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:18am On Apr 16, 2021
hotwax:
It took years for this lady (a bank cashier) to say yes to me. When she said yes, it took months for her to agree to have sex with me.

Now to the real issue
She came to my house and we made out for the first time. Just few trusting after penetration, this rotten or fish odor rented the air. It was so irritating that I started loosing my erection. At the same time, she also noticed too, because she was looking at my eyes watching me to see if I will react. I kept my cool and pretended as if nothing happened. But it came to a point that I could not bear it. I wanted to throw up. I just pretended as If I was about to come. I ejected. Ofcourse she didnt know I didnt cum because I was using the condom.

I left her on the bed with the excuse that I wanted to cleanup. She laid down there frozen. I sensed she was also embarrassed.

I attempted to remove my condom in the bathroom, but it wasnt easy. I managed to remove it, but my hand touched the smelly liquid around the condom. It was so irritating for me. I washed up and bath for close to 15min before I could get that odor out of my head.

And she came to spend the weekend with me. And I have been having marriage talk with this curvy decent looking lady. I was so stupid to have discussed marriage with a girl I have not fcked before. I said to myself, henceforth, I must se/x a girl before I talk about marriage. I was so disappointed in her and myself.

I went back to the room, pretended as if nothing happened. I wanted to tell her, but I didnt want to hurt her feelings. She is one emotional babe, I hate her drama.

I told her I am to fast in the next day. My church 3 days fasting. I said I wont be able to have sex because I need my energy in the next morning. I kissed her, sweet talk her. Made her feel comfortable. Gave her no reason to suspect I lost interest.

She has gone. Now I hardly reply her whatsapp chats. I dont pick her calls. Because I dont wanna have that experience again, it was a torture for me.

The babe physique is a dream of every man. But her physique can be deceiving, what she has inside is a smelly pxxxy. I am tempted to tell her. But I am not sure if I will be able to manage it because telling her means we are still gonna be together.

Is there a solution for this smelly stuff? Can it be cured?

Mature ladies...what say you?
Now you know why it took her so long to let you into her life and pvssy. She had to be sure about you.

If the smell is the only bad thing about her, then work with her on this because there may be remedies out there, or it could be a medical issue.

Trust me, there are ladies out there, as fresh as the morning dew but horribly terribly manipulative people.
CelebritiesRe: Linda Osifo Is That Camo Queen Glowing With Swag (photos) by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:13am On Apr 16, 2021
WorstWanderland:
swag de grow?
Is it bankable?
CrimeRe: US Army Officer Filmed Harassing A Black Man For Taking A Walk In Neighborhood by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 8:12am On Apr 16, 2021
Destine7:
Black people don hear am
That is why it continues to break my heart to see all the rubbish about tribe and ethnicity going on in Nigeria and Africa. After stomaching rubbish from white man abroad, you go to Naija blogs and forums to read and experience even worse from your fellow black country man.

The black man is indeed a tragedy. How can you expect other people to treat you with respect when they see how you treat each other?
BusinessRe: Ganduje, Others Reconcile Dangote, BUA Over Sugar Plant by OnlyDeCapPlease(m): 7:58am On Apr 16, 2021
naptu2:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/04/ganduje-others-reconcile-dangote-bua-over-sugar-plant/amp/
Kai! I was looking forward to the price war. This is part of the problem we have in Nigeria. Things are never left to organically transform or mature. Elders will always step in with deceptive proverbs and put pressure. Economic interests and realities will be relegated to the background in favour of ethnic or tribal considerations - "it will not look good on our tribe" etc etc.

The same thing in marriage too. Elders and relatives will use bible quotes and proverbs to put pressure to maintain what is obviously a bad situation.

We are over obsessed with how people view us and will sacrifice anything to maintain image.

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