₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: RegisterLoginWith GoogleTrendingRecentNew

Stats: 3,331,314 members, 8,449,717 topics. Date: Wednesday, 22 July 2026 at 09:04 AM

Toggle theme

Onyengbu's Posts

Nairaland ForumOnyengbu's ProfileOnyengbu's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 (of 46 pages)

PoliticsRe: 2015: I’m Qualified To Run –jonathan by onyengbu: 10:41pm On Apr 16, 2012
[size=15pt]
If GEJ decides to contest, you guys have buhari to blame for that and I support him.
Why is it a crime only when GEJ backtracks? Buhari said he wont go to court if he loses, but he went to court!
Again he said he wont contest again but then again last weeek, he said he will contest. Tell me why is it only Buhari who will have monopoly of backtracking.
Maybe his (Buhari's) change of heart nudged GEJ to life and he now feels like kicking the weeping general's ass once more.
[/size]
PoliticsRe: 2015: I’m Qualified To Run –jonathan by onyengbu: 6:12pm On Apr 16, 2012
For all of you crying here that things have gone bad since jonathan took over, I wish to ask: are you serious?

Apart from Boko haram which is an invention of the north, I need a proof that things are actually worse than they were before jonathan.

I mean PROOF not rantings ooo.

Meanwhile;

[size=15pt]If Buhari will swallow his saliva and contest again in 2015, then I pray that Jonathan contest himself if not for anything to thrash the weeping General once more in the polls! grin[/size]
PhonesRe: MTN: Unlimited Download Doesnt Work Again by onyengbu: 5:10pm On Apr 16, 2012
I know nairaland is infected with herd mentality but atimes you guys need to ask some basic questions before you jump into a thread.
MTN unlimited data still works and is not capped or throttled whatever that means.

The first picture will show you that within the duration of 8 hours today, I have used 1.123GB of data and uploaded 90.742GB.
The second picture will also show you that even despite all the bandwidth usage, im still hitting speed of 739kbps (it cdoubles that atimes depending on the browser request).

Whenever you guys want to say something bad about someones's services, try something like: 'where i live, MTN sucks' tongue

PoliticsRe: The Eze Ndi Igbo Gburugburu 1 Of NL Igbos (Canceled) by onyengbu: 6:44pm On Apr 13, 2012
If they can do this on common nairaland, dont you guys think they do it everyday in Abuja.

I think we younger and less corrupt igbo nation should find away of ridding our polity of all those infected and clueless igbo politicians up there in abuja and forge a new,stronger and wisser igbo politicians in a very near future.

We can start it from here (i mean the internet not necessarily nairaland.).
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Wolves Vs Arsenal (0 - 3) On 11th April 2012 by onyengbu: 8:23am On Apr 12, 2012
oluoma1: Yes i don't enter again firstly let me hara my man Mukina fo what he said yestaday, Muki,Muki my man i no tell u say i go challenge u but not of physical but na spiritual cos dis na spiritual fight. Up gunners dey make me proud, fo Mukina i owe u 1dozen of ''BOBO'' abi no be so my guyshuhhuh
Why are you trying so hard to be funny and make a fool of yaself on the process.
PoliticsRe: A Picture Of Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala At The World Bank Headquarters by onyengbu: 2:26pm On Apr 10, 2012
Ekwy nwa,

Believe me when I say im a nairaland bigot but please, please, remove that Mrs. Awolowo's picture up there.

It hurts my sensibility. That innocent old woman has nothing to do with whatever we do for fun here on nairaland.

Abeg remove am, i nugo nwanne m.

You can leave that of Iyabo shaaa.
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Eat Meat On Good Friday? by onyengbu: 10:19am On Apr 07, 2012
numo86: Mr chookudy....
When did Jesus celebrate d passover??if till date as a professed xtian u don't know d passover date as recorded in d bible then u need to re-access ur christianship....simple basic things u guys ignore but hold on to traditions of men...
Do u tink Jesus just celebrated d passover on any date just like d way u guys choose dates arbitrarily to suit pagan and human traditionshuhJesus was organised and ofcus followed godly principles....
Please read ur bible very well and dnt tell me about being educated with cathokik traditions...
I respect d bible nt traditions of men.....
How can Jesus death be celebrated on every friday yearlyhuhis that nt childishhuh
Imagine u celebratin ur birthday on a particular day of d week year in year out while d date which marks a commemoration is forgotten.....
Like I said I respect d catholiks ....bt when I see white I can't call it black...
Ol boy, like my friend chookudi up there said, you are either are not a christian or at least not a regular one. From your ramblings, i can only suggest you are a Sabbath church guy!

I woulda waited for you to answer the question you were asked (about the date of good Friday) but it will either take forever to come or come in the most absurd way.
However, I would like to give you more work to do because if for any mundane reason you are able to come up with any date at all, you will still make yourself look foolish with that date because you may not know that calendar time is no longer as it was in Jesus'time is not the same we us today.

Therefore, if you have been itching to come up with a particular date as Jesus' actual death date, you need to go and do a lot of work reconciling the calendar of Jesus'days and the one we use now!
Christianity EtcRe: Do You Eat Meat On Good Friday? by onyengbu: 12:42pm On Apr 06, 2012
brainchild78: such connotation hasnever been sited in the bible and is simply a paganistic practice adopted by the roman apostate catholistic institution. Christ's aim was to abolish hypocrytical religious practices (especially those practised during the Mosiac era) and inculcate spiritual & Godly relationship practices instead.
Why didnt Christ himself abolish Sabbath (Saturday) worship and why did protestants like you c
Has it ever been paganistic to worship your pastors by shaving, curling and trying to speak like them?
Is it biblical to hold midnight prayers?
Is it biblical to show your notes to the congregation when coming for offertory?
Is it biblical to sing and dance in the church?
Is it biblical to use public address systems in the church?
Is it biblical for one man to own a church and will every pin of the church to his family?
Is it biblical for a pastor to use congregation tithes to build universities and yet not allow poor ones from the same congregations to be admitted to the school?
I can go on and on.... but one very important last question..

[size=18pt]Is it biblical to ask: is it biblical?[/size]
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Does Your Nairaland User-Name Mean? by onyengbu: 3:03pm On Apr 03, 2012
ogbeche77: Any one hear remembers Bathelomew Ogbeche who The then Nigeria Coach Onighinde called up to join the world cup team of the super eagles in Korea Japan 2002.. The guy only got into the team by doing an acrobatic kick against Ireland in a friendly some months b4 d world cup proper... Even his attempt struck d bar...
So i guess d coach thought d guy had potential and called him up.... On to flop in the world up proper... I love football alot but hardly play... In my secondary sch days (2002).. We were suppose to play in the governors cup, I can't even remember why I made d team to play a friendly b4 d tournament started.. I scored an a bicycle kick during d friendly & scored d winning goal... Na so I enta team... Omo when governors cup start I just dey run like headless chicken 4 field.... So I was named after Ogbeche... Dats how dat name struck
shocked shocked shocked What the eff am I doing here with juveniles!

Im off!!
PoliticsRe: The Benin-Lagos Expressway Has Finally Been Fixed? by onyengbu: 2:40pm On Apr 02, 2012
greateros: Mallam! what are u blabbing about?
the contract on that road is supposed to be 4-lanes on both sides [approved and award by yar adua]just like the expansion of abuja airport road!

besides what advanced stage are u talking about? they are still working on the same old dual lane which basically comprise of patching up and asphalt laying. their is no new expansion yet!

Point of correction: I DON'T HATE THE PRESENT GOVERNMENT - I CAMPAIGNED AGAINST IT DOESN'T MEAN I HATE IT! BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN I HAVE TO ACCEPT EVERY LIE SO AS NOT TO BE CALLED ANTI-CURRENT REGIME!
ol boy, you are making a fool of yaself here oooo.

At first you said nothing has been done and you know so because u passed there about a week ago.

Now you are trying very hard to define what you mean when you said nothing was done! Isnt that what oyibo de call clutching to the straw? Cheii grin

Now, trying to read out the terms of the contract of that road is even more absurd!

NB* I have not passed through that road but if ndu chucks of all people will attest to such a GEJ feat, who am I not to believe him! Its like when US killed Osama and al qaeda issued and a statement confirming it and some people kept saying america is lying grin
EducationRe: JAMB University Enrolment Figures Are Shocking? by onyengbu: 10:27am On Mar 31, 2012
Engineer96: Unizik has not been participating in
strikes; almost every graduate in Unizik
spent at most 4 years;' next year, it will
overtake Unilag!
This is one of the major reasons, if not the only major reason for the preference of NAU
[size=14pt]Soooo true! The last time there was ever a closure or break in UNIZIK calendar was in April 2003 when wen rioted for tuition increment.

The school resumed in october 2003 and since then has NEVER stopped!

Thats what the school of GIANTS are made of![/size]
PoliticsRe: GEJ Endorses Action Against BA, Virgin Atlantic Over Regional Fare Disparity by onyengbu: 1:03pm On Mar 28, 2012
[size=18pt]The price disparity is not only in Business class. It is also there in economy!

Why do you guys always jump into conclusions![/size]!!

Check vanguard home page here and see the table. http://www.vanguardngr.com/epaper/2012/march/28032012/index.html

PoliticsRe: Why Do Nigerians Think Ghanaians Hate Them?? by onyengbu: 7:28pm On Mar 27, 2012
[quote author=js_pac]Nawa o no Igbo vs yoruba today sad[/quote]Exactly why NL is becoming more and more boring these days grin grin grin
EducationRe: Official Thread For 2012/2013 UNIZIK Aspirants. by onyengbu: 3:43pm On Mar 21, 2012
Skanas: pls can u confirm wen sales of forms 4 admission-M.sc programs for 2012/2013 will commence
usually starts around june/july
PoliticsRe: House Okays N38.8bn Jumbo Allowance For Members by onyengbu: 11:51am On Mar 19, 2012
alj harem: LOL dude there would be no protest. If there is anyother protest, it would unseat GEJ so shut it and enjoy your leaders you bestowed on us because of tribalism.

If you think in your widest dream that the country would protest with the SE and SS (miuns edo and delta) then you must be in lalaland

You can put my theory to the test
Now im sure you are loosing it completely! Which protest are you even talking about?

Even if there is going to be any, what made you (Alj harem) think anyone care about what you think.

You are just the residential NL dunce running about trying to stoke up non existent tribal feuds. Thank God no one takes you serious!
PoliticsRe: House Okays N38.8bn Jumbo Allowance For Members by onyengbu: 9:33am On Mar 19, 2012
alj harem: [size=14pt]Dey deceive una self say there should be a demonstration.

Any non-Igbo or Ijaw that demonstrate must be a lunatic. Mumu people they never ever learn

rubbish country[/size]
alj harem: be deceiving yourself, the only reason people would occupy Nigeria again is to unseat GEJ. Fact

I wonder why the young generation cannot read political moves

If there is a protest again !!!! GEJ is going!!!!! fact

It is the best interest of the tribalistic people not to start a protest.

I am just saying, A word is enough for the wise but if fit put my theory to practise
alj harem: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are no protesting, they are on their right to steal as much as they want since Asari and Ohaneze tribalise the only detribalised Occupation we had in Nigeria in recent years

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! we are not protesting.
alj harem: Bros, that was what we all though until some people tribalised the issue and it hurt all good thinking free minded Nigerians.

I was aware of Delta and Edo but others was just a disappointment.

To be honest, their would not another protest.
[size=15pt]Keep fooling yourself. Whatever made you think you are speaking for some certain people?

So you seriously believe that people will come here and look for your opinion if they decide to protest for anything?[/size]
PoliticsRe: Anambra Vs Abia. Which Is More Organized? by onyengbu: 3:32pm On Mar 18, 2012
Abagworo: Thank you very much for that enlightenment. I also believe in spread of development into rural ares to avoid population explosion in urban. But the problem is that I am yet to see any pictures of the Obi roads. I've used Ngiges roads from Nnewi to Ozubulu to the expressway and I've also used Ngiges road from Orsumoghu to Nnewi. I've used Ngiges road from Uga to Ekwulobia too. I will like to see the pictures of the ones Obi's administration constructed and their quality
Thank you for asking him those questions. The next thing he will do is directing you to anids website!
CultureRe: A Database Of Traditional Igbo Names by onyengbu: 1:36pm On Mar 18, 2012
NRI PRIEST: Akude=fame from wealth.
Nwaobi=Son of his people.
Udegbuna=may my fame not bring death to me.
Obiefuna=may my lineage not be lost.
Ilozuo=when enemies gather.
Ugoezumba=ones fame is not universal.
Egbunike=not to kill with force.
Ikemba=fame in a foreign land.
Udezuka=sufficient fame/greatness.

More to come.
Now I can confirm we both are from Oji Igwurube Okodu!
PoliticsRe: Anambra Vs Abia. Which Is More Organized? by onyengbu: 1:25pm On Mar 18, 2012
Proxytalk: i think people have misunderstood peter obi so much because he believed in grassroot and human development. Ngige came and concentrated on idemiri where he is from and part of onitsha in his road const. and idemiri spill is over of onitshas urbanization every body noticed him. but obi went into opening up towns and villages constructing roads, boreholes and renovating schools and hospital. so obi has build more roads than any governor in the SE but people can not see them because they are not concent
You need to come home once in a while. Simple. Theres no other way to convince you than for u to come home and see things for your self. Development looks good on pictures!
PoliticsRe: Port-Harcourt, Awka, Enugu, Or Owerri? (Relocating To East) by onyengbu: 10:44am On Mar 17, 2012
[quote author=Mr. Globe]lol... 'Someday when a sane government returns'. Awka is a disgrace. I just hope Anambra people will not be foolish enough not to vote soludo in 2014 to fix that mess.[/quote]As if we voted Peter Obi in the last election
PoliticsRe: Port-Harcourt, Awka, Enugu, Or Owerri? (Relocating To East) by onyengbu: 10:15am On Mar 17, 2012
No one has even said anything about Awka. grin grin grin

So una don abandon Awka for us and Peter Obi? cheesy Ngwanu, make una de run go live for enugu while we wey dey here de buy up all the available lands hare in Awka.

Someday when a sane government returns to Anambra and start developing Awka. That time you guys will start paying through your nostrils for small piece of land.

Awka is dry, unplanned, filled with bad road network yet untapped and we wey dey here de enjoy am as e dey so!
EducationRe: The Successors By Jerry Agada by onyengbu: 9:33pm On Mar 16, 2012
Tobexin: Mr eze is also a trader and dealer, terkura said there is goin to be war because ojukwu his egocentric and concerned with the succession because of the discovery of oil in the easten region which gowon will not allow, terkura took permiss ion to leave provincial hotel at markudi to go home and see his dad(mattew asten who is a catechist and farmer) and his mother margaret who gave birth to his first son that died and she gave birth to another 6 surviving children,....margarat her mother wants him to marry torkwase but he refuse the offer because of his dream to go to the university and own an hotel at the end of the day, provincial hotel is a govt enterprises and the ibo believe that they ase lords and perceives that other tribes are lesser nigerians, maria was 19 and okoh wa7 24 when they got married..okoh as a father of a baby wants to name his son monday while his father named him ifenne
Helloooooooo?!!! Is anyone home?!!

What da frell is all this about?
BusinessRe: Fake Gtbank Online Site by onyengbu: 9:04pm On Mar 16, 2012
SimonAndal: _
Please don't tell me there're still people using Windows XP!
So many fools on NL claiming to know it all!!
BusinessRe: Whats The Fastest Selling Commodity In Nigeria? by onyengbu: 5:50pm On Mar 16, 2012
walcolm: oya lets do the math

population=160 million
90% leave on less than $2 a day=144 million live on 320 naira a day
pure water=10 per sachet
average recharge per day = 100naira
no of GSM users=90million

if all the 144million people buy only one sachet of pure water in a day, thats 1.44b naira turnover in a day
if all the 90million GSM subscribers recharge 100naira a day, that's 9b naira turnover in a day


is there anything else that needs to be said?
Sooooo simplistic!!

Even the middle class dont buy #100 recharge card everyday! Even me sef grin
PoliticsRe: Andy Uba Losses Again At Appeal Court by onyengbu: 1:35pm On Mar 15, 2012
nku5: Nice one. Anambra State has suffered from crap leadership for more than 20yrs, save for brief sparks from the time of ngige. The last thing we need is a trillionaire with no means of livelihood except being around the corridors of power. Most of all he is one of the Uba brothers for crying out loud. Can't they just keep away from power? Wetin sef
Believe it or not, Andy Uba is a saint compared to the guy who won him in court.

Chuma Nzeribe is evil very very evil!

Since the people of Anambra South has no other sellable candidate, I pray Andy wins in the fresh elections.
FamilyRe: Help! My Husband Wants Me To Change My Name From Ndidi To Sinmisola. by onyengbu: 8:10pm On Mar 12, 2012
Dont blame the man or the lady. They both love each other and thats why they married each other despite their obvious dislike for their tribes.

What i dont really get is whether the akpu oru actually want you to do a formal name change or just the informal stuff where only he and your inlaws will address you as simi.

If it is the formal change that he wants, I can only say na nsogbu dikwa ooo.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Occupy Nairaland by onyengbu: 1:39am On Mar 12, 2012
....................../´¯/) ­­
....................,/¯../ ­­
.................../..../ ­­
............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ ­­
........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\ ­­
........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') ­­
.........\.................'...../ ­­
..........''...\.......... _.·´ ­­
............\..............( ­­
..............\.............\..


[size=14pt]Up Yours NL2 ![/size]
grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Occupy Nairaland by onyengbu: 5:56pm On Mar 11, 2012
jmaine: https://i1233.photobucket.com/albums/ff390/ShaneDawg021/th_stevenashwhome.png[size=16pt] Wetin be this[/size]
You mean this:?
[size=18pt]
Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt[/size]

guess Seun Didnt see this one coming. he can truncate long text or he forgot?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Occupy Nairaland by onyengbu: 5:33pm On Mar 11, 2012
[size=28pt]All I am sayinnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg give me old siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite[/size]

Thats how you occupy!
Nairaland GeneralRe: "Nairaland 2.0" Is Live! Any Questions Or Feedback? by onyengbu: 9:11am On Mar 11, 2012
Question:

Can you pleaase reduce the diameter of your rounded edges. Something like 4 pixels will be very fine. This current diameter makes things look so dumb.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 (of 46 pages)