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Truckpusher:
I'll rather kill myself than commit suicide

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[color=#808000]Poster bro, check your pics well. E be like say you upload the wrong girl pinshure [/color]

[color=#808000]Ladies should start being the prophetesses they are...

They should save we guys the strength of gifts, airtime and friendzones if they can tell we want their pünny. Then they tell us sharply if we gonna knack or not..


Don't they know there are more free pünny/sec waiting for their turn? [/color]

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#Sai[/color]

Indigene07:
As much as i enjoyed this series, i think it is over rated.

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[color=#808000]1. The three words:
When you're in bed, having fòreplay and she starts asking if she's the only girl, Ooh Mpa replies "Of course, I love you"

2. BJ:
When ooh Mpa had an erëction which she caused, Ooh Mpa will tell her "Babe, this won't go down unless I cüm and the only way I can do that is if you give me head"
Ooh Mpa got his head

3. The kiss:
She caught ooh Mpa kissing a girl at a party. Ooh Mpa told her "Baby, it's only you. I was merely pecking her on the cheeks. My lips are bent to make you think I kissed her on be lips. Don't blame me but the lips"

4. The most stupid question and lie:
She opened the door and saw ooh Mpa's bare äss on top another chick with full bwests on display and pants undies on to her mid thigh" Ooh Mpa spoke these words verbatim:[/color]
"Baby, you're here? It's not what you think

[color=#808000]Men of course...

We keep tolerating their moaning and orgasmic yelps. Do you want the chick we banging next door pour us acid? [/color]

[color=#808000]Ooh Mpa: Hey babe

Babe: Hey ooh Mpa

Ooh Mpa: Do you know there's a beer called ooh Mpa?

Girl: Yes ooh Mpa

Ooh Mpa: So you're calling Ooh Mpa beer? You're comparing Ooh Mpa's love to a beer. You prefer the beer to Ooh Mpa?

Girl: No I prefer ooh Mpa not ooh Mpa

Ooh Mpa: In fact, it's over [/color]

claireshan:
For what?Don't get it

[color=#808000] It's been proposed by Laplace that your conga size is directly proportional to the size of your man's gift....

Stop wasting time to prove this amazing theory [/color]

urcutecrush:
Lwkmd.u actually took him for real.
@OP suicide will solve ur problem easily

[color=#808000]Bless you...

Poster listen to that chick up there. These steps ooh Mpa will give you are very accurate:

1. Take your car keys or your father's

2. Open the gate

3. Drive out of the compound and close the gate

4. Drive all the way to 3rd mainland bridge...

5. Bring out rope, tie one end to a block and the other end around you. Seeking help to do this is optional

6. Move to the edge of the bridge and climb on the pillar..

7 With arms tied behind your back, JUMP head first like Superman flying only this time backwards..

Follow these steps accordingly and your problems would be solved
Otito diri Jesu [/color]

claireshan:
Arrrrggggg!!

[color=#808000]Babe rotate your profile pinshure to the back view let's see if he gives you more than you give him [/color]

Vessi:
Someone is in love.

[color=#808000]Chick please that bïtch is as single as Mary Amaka

She don watch too many Indian film sotey she don dey act her own for dream [/color]

[color=#808000]Smallpenis, that chick doesn't love you.

She shoulda bought you an enlargement cream for your 2 inch winnïe..[/color]

[color=#808000]The goodest boy is here, just came back from a crusade
Nl babes can testify of his goodness

Merlissa, moan these words slowly: O-O-H M-P-A [/color]

[color=#808000]No 2 though..Ooh Mpa does that a lot. If he should chat all his babes up everyday, MTN should as well give him triple recharge bonus...

No 6 Poster thinks that's a clue but doesn't know that's what makes you a better player. That's the idea, taking them to public places increase her pünny affinity to you...
Best believe this, YOU RARELY GET CAUGHT!!! and if you do, handle the situation like a player

#Sai[/color]

laplace12:
How Can you break someone's heart when You ain't dating the Person yet?

[color=#808000]Bless this fücking post....


Poster bro, simple. Give one red light and change her course to ooh Mpa's green light...
Truss Ooh Mpa, his green light still yapa....[/color]

[color=#808000]Wow, still surprised with the way guys are shy. No wonder ooh Mpa gets girls in numbers. They've probably gone tired of waiting for you guys to take courage and walk up to them...

Two facts you guys gotta figure out:
A. She ain't a lion. Probably won't eat you literally before talking to her

B. The highest she can do to you is get bored of you. And that's the HIGHEST!!! They always do reply. Even the boredom can be worked on...

So with these 2 things in mind, what's stopping a black mamba like you from walking up to a girl and make her smile within the first 60 secs? It gets better with mind and practice

Once you fall into ooh Mpa's radar, he doesn't leave you without something positive at least 99.112% of the time...

You the dïck, she's the pünny. Dïck chases pünny, pünny doesn't wait forever for dïck......write that down [/color]

Segeggs:
Am a batch C guy. Guys give me codes na?

[color=#808000]Bro, when you catch poster's babe, be kind enough to take it easy on the pünny. We're all brothers in Nl and we share the same babe but that doesn't mean you should make it any wider....


And when you're through, kindly pm Ooh Mpa her number. Ooh Mpa will make it tighter in timefor her welcome back.....[/color]

100Cents:
You are in order.

But she loves me and confesses it.

[color=#808000]Love is relative.....A girl ooh Mpa met on Facebook on Sunday said she loved him on Monday after reaching for the g-spöt with his tongue....

She sent a text saying she's addicted to him, and loves him more than she loves herself....

Things ooh Mpa does...[/color]

[color=#808000]We players don't keep such as gf....

What Ooh Mpa does is keep an open relationship. She flirts, he flirts. She fücks, he fücks. She wants to keep fücking him, he'll continue keeping her satisfied. Unless she doesn't love you, she'll do two things: Leave you or stop flirting. Win-win situation

That's how ooh Mpa keeps being a player[/color]

[color=#808000]*breaks bottle*

What of Australian kiss [/color]

[color=#808000]Get her clothing preferably a short or nice dress that'll bring out her tomboy curves....

or a shaving stick to shave her pubes....

or push up bra to know there's bwest

or Vaseline for better handjob

Thank ooh Mpa later[/color]

[color=#808000]Yes!!!


Just 3 days ago, Ooh Mpa was writing the letters of the alphabet on a chick's pünny. She was moaning Ooh Mpa, Ooh Mpa, Ooh Mpppp......By the time he got to the letter "X", she blurted out Aristide Bance

How does ooh Mpa resemble Bance? [/color]

[color=#808000]Good job poster, nice advert....

Ladies feel free to pm Ooh Mpa for your one night stand bookings
and gf placement. He's here to date not to play

#Sai[/color]