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Alright dear. I thought you were cheating on her.
But don't be offended ooo, if she fu..ks your brain out at night, how would you go to work the next day?

ravensckar:
Hey calm down sweetheart! No need to release some progrestorone on me.

Ain't cheating on my wife and the Policing wasn't because she's suspecting me of such. It's a different kind of 'Policing'. The type where somebody wants to be controlling you under the guise of caring for you. Ain't no baby that needs to be cared for. Just cook me something delicious, clean the house and fvck my brains out at night. I can take care of myself!

I know someone like you. The wife got tired of policing him but guess what, he got infected with Hepatitis B. Thank God the idiot didn't infect the wife.
She has filed for divorce

ravensckar:
Men cheat for different reasons;

Some are starved of sex by their wife, some are treated badly, some are belittled i.e their wife always talk down on them like they are underachievers, some are constantly being disgraced at home, some are always being shouted at, some are never given the breathing space in their own house, etc.

After marriage, men realize that nothing beats PEACE OF MIND.

A beautiful lady with a bad character is no different from a WITCH. After marriage, my wife wanted to start acting like my mum; ordering me around, telling me what to do and what not to do, constantly policing me like she's the one that gave birth to me. At a point, she even said playing VIDEO GAME is childish. Na there I change am for her. By the time I put on my Khaki and assumed military control of my house, order was restored. Now, I do whatever the fvck I like in my house. Who get time for rvbbish.

U get time. It's not everyone who mentions you that you should reply.
Why don't you ignore him?

papyjaypaul:
Hey you don't need to insult me or anyone to pass your message. It does not make your position more superior. I am not even moved by it because it does not harm me. Out of the mind comes the words we speak and write. Anyone who resorts to insult shows they cannot handle contrary opinion. It is a weakness you should work on. Remain blessed

Happy marriage anniversary to them.
Me too want love oo

Awwww! You made me smile today. May God continue to bless and keep you. Much love

gbegemaster:
I would like to send financial gifts to families here, but I don't want my name to be revealed. Does anyone know of a way to accomplish this so we can begin the process?

You can use POS operator to disburse it.
At this time when everywhere is dry and people are hungry, you chose to bless and put food on people's table. From the depth of my heart I decree that you and your generation will never lack sir. You are eternally blessed.
If it pleases you, kindly chose me. I'm a teacher and the salary is barely enough to feed me and my young children. It even finishes before it enters
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Uche

gbegemaster:
I would like to send financial gifts to families here, but I don't want my name to be revealed. Does anyone know of a way to accomplish this so we can begin the process?

So sad but there is hope for the future.
I'm optimistic that one day one day e go work. Whites don't give up easily

This Meghan could have been me. We look so much alike

This Megan Markle could have been me. We look alike

You are generalizing. FYI I'm a lady, I'm on Nairaland but I'm definitely not toxic

beryledibor:
Even in nairaland they are toxic

I like fufu but it's too expensive now.
I bought ijebu garri, I'm regretting it. You need to see my face when I'm eating it. The thing dey slap no be small

All of the men are here shouting "Walk away" How many of you will be patient to just walk away if it happens to you? This is a reflex action, you don't just know when it happens. Pain and disappointment will just commot your sense if reasoning

Though it sounds somehow but this is a practical approach to stopping masturbation.
I heard that even in rehabilitation center, doctors give patients hard drugs but in lesser quantity

Who would not like Davido?
He is one person that you can't be angry with for long.
Dude gat a good heart

I just read his post on Facebook where he wrote nonsense against a whole tribe. I just unfollowed him immediately.
Reno is mad. Too Loquacious

Amen

Dybala11:
Amen, I wish you all the best this month has to offer. 👍

Speak no more brother. I can imagine where you were coming from and what you smoked.
[quote author=Nwaokunkpara
post=129731261]Did you know where I was coming from before commenting on the thread?🤔[/quote]

Where is this your comment coming from? Which abusive relationship?
Read before commenting, this is a new month

Nwaokunkpara:
It's more honorable to walk out from an abusive relationship than to die in it

I agree with you. I would have invited you to a Facebook broadcast that I watched some hours ago. We need to be awake and pray our way into the new month.
Happy New month
May the month of May be good to you

Dybala11:
Bed ke, when the new day and month is just getting started. A man mustn't be asleep when the day starts na. 😂😂😂

Result is out so what did you score?

Mrshape:
On Tuesday morning, April 23rd, 2024, was set for my UTME examination. My center was close to my house, so at 6:20 am, I came out from the house hoping to catch an auto rickshaw . I left with my ATM card, ID card and my JAMB examination photo card. On getting to the junction, I observed there was no auto rickshaw, so I had to run down to the road before I was able to see a vehicle. I appreciated the running because it was an opportunity for me to do some exercise, which people had been advising me to take because of my sedentary nature due to work.

When I got to the center, it was not very crowded as I thought. I proceeded to the queue, and a man asked me if I could have my phone. I said no. After the thumb printing, we went further to the hall to sit down. Although there were not enough chairs the People organizing it were kind enough to release their chairs to students to sit down. I applaud them for that.

As I was about entered the main hall for the computers, it was advocated that ID card and ATM cards was not allowed, that it was part of the rules sent to us, so I had to go down and check for one of my fellow proprietors I saw around and I gave him my items so that I could pick them up when I'm done with the exam. I really appreciated that

I began with English, I was trying to navigate to find where to shortcut to transit it to mathematics, but I was unable to find a way out (maybe I it isa available but I don't know how to navigate it,but I later found out that I can move to the next by selecting the last question of the subject and clicking on next, this was when I was stuffing through the system in my third subject) The computer screen was not as big as I expected, so scrolling up and down was challenging. In the English section, I went to choose Hakini instead of Hakini because I didn't read the novel, I only listen to the audiobook,. I checked it up later, and it was Hakimi not Hakini, I failed that question, so UTME student sould listen and read the novel to be able to identify correct spellings as it is one of the aspect to be tested as outlined out in the English syllabus

Next was physics the physics was ok , *Next Mathematics I did well in this, except for a question asking to find the area of a triangle, given the angle between the two sides 40° which formula was 0.5 * a * b * sin 40°. It was unfortunate that 40° is not part of special angles. I was racking my brain on how to solve this. I know the sine of 30° and sin 60 = 0.8660, The option to the question was have same whole number with only a difference in the second decimal place, . This was the challenge was a challenge to identify the correct option. JAMB should stick to the agreement set questions using special angles only and if they are to go variant the options should be distinct son that a student should obviously be able to choose the correct option with knowledge of special angles and trigonometry graph visualization,
There was a question in my mathematics binary operation using LCM, I applaud JAMB for that question whoever set question is very smart, after solving it I smiled.

After my mathematics I was left with about 12 minutes for chemistry maybe I fell in love with the mathematics questions trying to look at the reason why each questions was set, well it was fun.

When I saw I have just 12 minutes remaining for chemistry I know this is not the time to start calculation in the chemistry I hurried move through the questions to find the ones can easily I identify the answer I click on then why the others I just used possible elimination to choice a possible answer
In total I am expecting
Mathematics around 98±2
English around 85±10
Physics around 89±8
Chemistry around 70±10
Total around 330 to 360

For the record I applied for BCE Mathematics I might go and study the course but I would have prefarerd Mathematics and Artificial intelligence but no school in Nigeria is offering it.

You are a clown. Won't you go to bed? your daddy will soon catch you pressing phone

Dybala11:
You can start burning the new calories that'll enter your body in advance, failure to prepare is preparing to...
Also, adding weight in the current state of the economy should be declared a criminal offense by the federal government. 🙄

As to the colour of my witchcraft, the correct answer should be reddish white. 😂😂

U see this Workers Day tomorrow, it will favour me and my family

Happy birthday Chi.
April borns are the cutest, argue with your phone of 3 % Battery

Who told you I have calories to burn?
Me wey wan add small weight sef
Did you say I should continue till the end of the year?
What color is your witchcraft? E no go work

Dybala11:
Sorry ehnn, but think of it as a major calories burning exercise. Please continue the routine till you end of the year. 😄😄😄

See what you did to someone's child all in the name of marriage. Poverty na bastard I swear. A pregnant woman for that matter

This is a big relief if it's true.
The suffering is getting worse.
I had to trek halfway yesterday and today just to reduce transportation cost.
I'm home now totally worn out

Well done, God bless you.
In my humble opinion, food items would have been better for them in this harsh economy.

No sir. I'm just pulling your legs

PerfectStranger:
So one has to be a billionaire before he gets some peace and quietness?

The man is a billionaire, are you?

PerfectStranger:
Exactly what i need rn. The head is choked up already.

After all your carefulness, you fail abi you nor fail?

Natbrowny:
A cognitive exercise 4 that matter. The person wey take this test suppose know say every word and alphabet gaz mean something.

U gaz wake up ur CIA Instinct in cognitive tests

Na so i write one course exam like dat. ETHICS.
I had to be extra careful when i dey write am. I careful pass when i dey write English exam sef.