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Addme:
https://thenationonlineng.net/ive-30-mansions-in-lagos-ogun-portable-claims/

I also know a guy who says things like this when he don smoke bucketful of igbo

To Portable I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Westchester:
Just saw this on Social Media, bro we’re living in hell in this country, just imagine what someone bought with only an hour’s job wage
All these just for ten pound sterling

Poor people shop at LIDL
To the shopper I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Prechgold1180:
Like does the net has it own use

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You are a very confused somebody, how else can they prevent mosquitos from sucking all the gas ?

To you I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

the security no get work to do ? Instead of protecting his jobsite from thieves he is going about looking for people who dey mind their own business knacking one another.

To him I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Nothing wey Mukaila no go see for Mexico

To him I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

David160:
He deceived tribal bigots into voting for Tinubu, then abandoned them and ran to the UK

Wetin come dey pursue both of you nah?
To you I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Very good proposition.

To those intending to japa with Ghana must go I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Thonyb:
https://.ng/2023/12/01/nnamdi-kanu-issues-directive-from-custody-as-ohanaeze-hints-at-december-release/

Eeeyah! Which course specifically do you want them to stay on. Dead Biafra or work boycott?

To him I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Na now I finally see that Dino is not as wise as I thought.

To him I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

I love it already .
To those snooping on other people's chats I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

To produce more doctors be like to grow more yams? Our leaders lack common sense.

To them I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Make these crazy armed robbers in army uniform take time and don't turn us into refugees o.

To them I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

realmindz:
This time last year, I didn’t know I’d be married this year. A lot has happened in one year, met my wife in a strange manner, loved her and finally got married to her.

https://www.nairaland.com/7847420/how-met-fiancee


I will like to keep my anonymity so unfortunately no pictures here. But I can give you a good description, she’s the last child and only daughter, so you know how she must have been pampered. Her mum was so emotional and she had tears roll down her cheek on the D-day, it was lovely though to see such wonderful connection.

My wife is tall, ebony and in her early twenties. White sparkling teeth, bright eyes, always smiling. She’s the perfect gift to me. The wedding was simple yet beautiful. I am so fortunate to have her in my life.

And the best gift came after. Let me whisper it (I met her at home, tear rubber)

Na the reason why the parents dey cry be dat nah! The girl too young and no get experience with men . When her eye clear finish you go see wen. Your neck go long pass ostrich own.

To both of you I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Theopneustos:
Good day nairalanders

I have heard and seen some people who say that on their first date they had sex with the person they are having that date with,and to me it looks weird,it's simply put 'absurd'

Well I don't know what you may think about this but I believe that it is makes you look cheap,makes you look as a person who has no moral boundaries, it reduces your worth before that fellow and generally makes you look s*upid before the fellow even if they won't tell you.

I think it's quite odd and nothing pleasant that you are meeting someone for the first time and what comes to your mind is going to bed with such a person, it ain't funny and it's something that should be discouraged.

That's my humble opinion
What do you think

#IWriteToCreateChange
©Theopneustos

Wetin concern us with your gbola and your new Olosho's kpekus ? Have se.x on first date if you like, have se.x on last date if you like, refuse to have se.x and go join seminary as monk and nun if you like. Shikena

To you I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Newsmic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=phiJ222Lzi0

Portable Excited As He Witnesses Snow For The First Time In His Life In The U.K (Video)

Nigerian singer, Portable shares his excitement as he witnesses snow falling while on a music tour in the U.K.

He described the snow as ‘ice block’.

The video was shared on his Instagram page with the caption;



https://www.instagram.com/reel/C0RtWpht7UG/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Zazzuuu the baboon ! True true snow na ice o, but na ice powder , no be "block"

Anyway to Zazzu the new "been-to" I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

fergie001:
Africa Facts Zone

Na so yawa dey gas everyday and una all dey blame Tulumbu.
Anyway, to all you addicted gamblers I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Good news . What 2 say yes and 1 say no? What if 1 say yes and 2 say no?
Anyway to her I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Baba na fada.
To him I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

I hope he is not from Calabar.
Anyway, to him I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Odewaleadesoye:
Former President Olusegun Obasanjo has told youths in the country that they will not smell the leadership of the country again if they fail to take it now.

Obasanjo advised the youths to take over the leadership roles in the country now.

Obasanjo said this during the Bridge Foundation’s Emerging Political Leaders Fellowship programme in Abuja.

he said.

Obasanjo added:

DAILY POST

Foolish old man . To him I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

To her I dedicate Take Your Time by Iska Tribe from Spotify. https://open.spotify.com/track/25TlMIRKoxOKpegEiDft2Z?si=97cb606a3eae4377

Some people carry about empty head

Pour am pepper water for head. Nonsense and ingredients.

Afamsi:
You are a serious illiterate. No need engaging you in argument. Am not sure you have ever been to Lagos even

Lagos bobo! Chop noku

The thing wey igbo smoking dey cause ehn.

EmperorFred:
Doctors in the house, please what kind of skin reaction is this and how can I go about it, I have it on other parts too.

Old age

tofolo:
Gout is a type of inflammatory arthritis that causes pain and swelling in your joints, usually as flares that last for a week or two, and then resolve. Gout flares often begin in your big toe or a lower limb.

As we go on am going to post pictures for we all to see. It wasn't easy, but am good now.

The main symptom of gout is a sudden attack of severe pain in one or more joints, typically your big toe. Other symptoms can include: the joint feeling hot and very tender, to the point of being unable to bear anything touching it. swelling in and around the affected joint.

Gout, we mainly get from what we eat which includes, Red meat, sugary drinks, alcohol ..... etc I woke up one cold morning and noticed I could not walk properly as my left big toe was swollen, for 2 weeks I was bedridden as the leg needed to be suspended for the pain to ease, to cut a log story short I saw a doctor got drugs and the toe healed.

Lo and behold 2 weeks later the right toe went through the same process.

below are pictures which i will just post randomly both left and right toes.

I don't know why the pics are nott loading, and lastly don't mind toe nails when you are in pains to touch the foot is something else.

The most excruciating pain I ever experienced in my life. I wouldn’t wish it on my enemies. Mine was caused by eating too much shellfish and being on diuretics . A habit of drinking a lot of water everyday and eating ample vegetables may prevent it.

Omobude244:
This is a tough one

Kindly drop your comments for the most corrupt body of the year 2023 in Nigeria

The photos no complete without Peter Obi the repping politician chasing mandate that doesn’t exist.

RingRoadCartel:
Only in Nigeria where you'll beat a child and still ask the child not to cry.

If they beat a child that wants to steal and he cries, he should be beaten even more so that he doesn't become armed robber tomorrow.

Bliss62:
Do you know how much $7 is... 5,000 at official exchange rate

It is you that wants to eat live chicken by force na.
Frozen chicken cost less than that. Go to Zartech of Shoprite,

Bliss62:




Last chicken I bought cost fvcking 8k in Ibadan and it's my birthday I must eat live chicken

Is chicken also sold in dollars

Everyone Sha one scam everyone


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Your choice...

Why is this in the Food section of this Nairaland website?
I think it should be in the Health or Agriculture section as "Dangerous Pests and Insects"