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Lax75:
@ OP;

And by their "coins" yee shall know them (broke @ss broads).

This is what happens when you deal with broke @ss broads. Not sure how the OP ends up running into these kind of broads, but as for me, I weed them out upon encounter. It's not hard to spot a broke @ss broad. It's no rocket science. Within a 30-minute conversation you can always ask the right questions to weed them out and make the decision whether you want to (1) Continue dealing with them and become an ATM machine or (2) Keep it moving and find you a REAL woman.

I've never met a Naija chick that asked for blackberry money or money for weave.because I don't roll in the midst of broke losers.[/b] [b]All the Naija chicks I know, have dignity,I don't deny that these broke @ss broads are many in Naij. I just haven't dealt with them because I refuse to let my stock plumet by dealing with broke @ss broads.

@OP, Bros, my advice to you is do a better of "interviewing" your potential dates. Weed out the broke @ss broads, and stick to the REAL women who are making things happen. Not unless you can't handle an independent woman.

I just Love that.

Yesterday we had an office chat comparing women of various nationalities and a lady asked how about the nigerian ladies. Apart from nollywood nobody knew a thing but lucky me av been on nl for a while.
Want to hear what I said? The nigerian guys hate their women cz they view them as golddiggers and very aggressive but guess what,they will still come home,marry the same ladies and live a blissfull life. its all talk so dont worry abt foreigners and their thoughts cz we know they love you enough to marry you. chill.

Silent treatment reminds me of a story I heard on radio not too long ago.A man calls and says the wife decided to give him the silent after he offered money to the wife's friend cz she was unwell in their house. Drama ensued then they went mum.
They started communicating through sms.
The wife on one side of bed texts the hubby 'There's no milk in the house for the baby' Hubby via sms replies 'I don't have money!' lies of course.
Same room same bed. At the time of calling the radio station, he was leaving the house b4 a text came from wife saying ' I know your going to the cafe for breakfast!' 
The hubby says on radio that he makes sure hes got enough airtime for text cz its the second week of sms communication.
He texts the wife' yah off to the cafe cz you refused to prepare breakfast
Who said adults dont act like kids!

Keep checking their website ALL the time. What happens is that those booked dates keep changing and you could be lucky to find an opening.
When that happens book very first and get your confirmation before somebody else grabs the chance.
I have been lucky a couple of times even when there have been deadlines.

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=770428.msg9237646#msg9237646 date=1317221047]My ex waz 15 yrs older than me but she waz rich although her husband waz not aware. She dates only black men but the only problem I encounter was her Brother who waz racist. We bumped into him when we went on a short break to Spain &  He treatened to tell.  Older women always come in handy anyday. I love them.  Older black women are on another level though  ![/quote]Gosh dude! then how old were you? minor? pardon me but am assuming your 25 now 

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=770547.msg9238188#msg9238188 date=1317226011]You are a good poster.  You do not get emotional and take things too serious.  You offer your opinions and views getting straight to the point without creating long diatribes.  You have a well balanced views on different subjects and you can mix it up flawlessly.[/quote]Thanks even though I write blogs like you  . I wish I cud write like iice/naya. 2 or 3 sentences at most and precise.Lovely.

REALITY101:
Shall we?

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=770547.msg9238220#msg9238220 date=1317226331]Gendo run!!![/quote]lol is he mmm?

mmm
well they are several and unique in their own way. But one crazy fellow beats them all.
He brings humour in a sacarstic funny way. 'I mean it in a nice way  '
craze

My dear!!

JB,
Just throw in anything here and leave it for Nayah to arrange the alphabets then figure out the meaning.
This is like those guys who were building the tower of babel! Only Nayah understands who is saying what!
.
Ok Nayah am gone to pick a birthday Cake.
L8ter

sawasawa.since mumeamua kuongea spanish hata mimi nimeanza swa.Ok twende kazi.
mchanganyiko maalum

so shud I threw in a bit of swaspan as well?

cool dear.
no your multilingual what you need to add is some nigerian and bingo!

There was a story of a man who mounted a blind cow.
The cow was the only source of income to a poor neighbour and the cow rapist was forced to buy another cow
eew! the things some pple do?

very handsome boy u got there.
congrats

^^  

lol! at trekking tpia. That is even funnier.Can you imagine 7000 men and women trekking through the sahara? To where for God's sake!
But seriously u guys your scams are on another level.They are out of this world.
You can stop it but I dont know how.
And why do these learned people consult the witches and magicians? unbeliavable!

WOW! How gullible can be people be?
I have read the other thread and I cant believe people are desperate enough to ignore warnings.This is serious
Its a national tragedy and you guys should declare a half day mourning period.
Justwise, You deserve to be President men.You fought a lonely good fight,blew the trumpet early but people ignored you.You did your part.
I have laughed going through that thread esp the 'leaving in batches' gosh were they supposed to leave as containerized cargo?
Read and research.Have full info before you embark on such stuff. The embassy is there call them, If no answers call a another embassy in neighbouring country! this kind of ignorance is embarrasing for a nation as great as nigeria.

This below was very funny from justwise

If you really think that the Canadian embassy is going to issue 7 thousand Nigerians  2yrs work visa to travel to Canada  then you are praying to a wrong God, pray that the a agent refund you the money. The agent will pay for your flight, accommodation and get u a job? Everyone of you who has given your money to that agent deserves to be conned. Getting a Canadian student or visiting visa is tough let alone 2yrs work visa, if its this easy to get 2yrs Canadian work visa then Nigeria will be almost empty by now.


How do u get ready to travel without visa?
Scam of the year.But seriously I have no pity for these guys esp if any was a nlander.The writing was bold on the wall but you chose to believe in blind faith and throw away Godly wisdom.
Lessons learned.

2buff:
I plan to just make my time and resources unavailable to Nigerians in general for the sake of inner peace.
I'd also rather not listen to all that "Not everyone is the same" jazz because I know that already.

I think this woman's point of view very closely mimics mine:
http://www.ryze.com/posttopic.php?topicid=643617&confid=1807

wow what a link!

These are the stories that makes it hard for pple to do biz with the west.  This lady is fed up.
But see when the rest of the world read such they decide to set base in neighbouring countries.

We have a big and hardworking partner in lagos who is into oil and gas and hes doing well after all.
so there are exceptions as somebody said.

lagcity:
@OP. why don't you try luring him into a pillow fight in his room. Make sure u somehow make him hold your bosoms and lie on top of you. His thing will become hard and even if he tries to get up, roll on top of him.

huh so that ? then? why? if and why?
Expound on this coz it looks incomplete.

Now I know u live in United Makoko.(UM)

Am proud to see Nbo there.
But trust me it comes with a change in regime. There was a time nobody cared cz city officials were corrupt, but with governance everything changed.
This in turn attracted investors etc. public smoking is a crime and there are designated areas for this.
Kenyans have learned not to sit back and watch corrupt officials go unpunished. Those days of dictatorship are gone.
Roads are better,and more expansions happening left,right center.
But you see nbo is also a strong economy in the EA and a door to some landlocked cities in Africa.Great and cheap internet connectivity and transport system contribute to this as well.
Stiff competition also in doing biz. I wont talk about tourism cz thats a world on its own.
But for intro,its the only city in the world with a game park right in the city.Those tourists don't need to go to mara,tsavo,naivasha,nakuru or central.
You see giraffes as you drive from airport to hotel.ie on a lucky day lol. oh and coastal beaches.
Najivunia kuwa mkenya

^^
Ps is the word.

Princek12:
if it does, it means many of the girls here on NL are always on their period; no wonder they come here with a nasty attitude.

funny

_mmm+pendo

Did I read sudan drought and women making less than $5/year
We have the somalis and the sudanese please let us not confuse the two.
Somali is the region ravaged by drought and are the ones who reproduce like nobody's biz not the sudanese. Forget the media cz I know them too well.
We have 2 sudan republics; north an south. The north is muslim and rich while the new south is predominantly christian and flowing with oil.
one needs to go down to southern sudan and see the fuel guzzlers being driven on those dusty new streets so the issue of $5 per year is history.
Now lets not talk about somalis cz those famine stricken people wear gold bracelets and know where to hide their millions.
Do not ask the source of their wealth cz we all know.

I am now trying to relate the issue of abortion with these 2 groups of people.
Are we implying that abortion which is not common among them would has lessened the effects of drought on kids esp?
Would it have been better for adults to die than children?  no human ought to die but we cannot stop a natural disaster through disaster.

my 2 cents contribution is this
If you do not want to abort avoid getting pregnant.
if it happens by mistake and u dont want the baby,surrender it to a home
If mothers life is in danger abortion is allowed.
If you are a violation victim,go through counselling deliver and give up the baby very fast.

No human has right to take a life but any unwanted human can be given a second chance to live.  I can never compromise on that so to each his own.

Op yes it does
Even though some ladies exaggerate a bit when they don't want to take responsibility for their silly outbursts.
Ps can be very nasty.You could be happy smiling having fun and the next minute you feel like mourning.A sad feeling.
You get easily irritated,legs ache,bloated,nausea,fever, cramps,its like a body gone berserk and it leaves you a bit disoriented the day b4 or day 1.
Now you understand why some ladies hate this time of the month. Be patient with her and everything will return to normal.
But if the symptoms renders her immobile seek medical help cz some are not normal.

Great sense of good humour.
Homour can make your headache and flu go away.

_{looks like a cool composed mom.\
Thts why}.