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La Parisienne:
So you can actually take slaps from a woman? You are a weak man.

Btw, if you can takes slaps, why should it stop there? You should take it all for love.

nah, he should turn the other cheek for double portion! and take it all in love. killz can for sure

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=867097.msg10160971#msg10160971 date=1328813207][color=#000030]Weakness? What if she was rightfully angry? I should start exchanging blows with a woman? I wasnt brought up that way![/color]

i label the dude a hero then for not retaliating. nway its all senseless.[/quote]

^^ oh and a slap is not violence?

onila:
if we are trained by Kenyan women we would be able to stand any Nigerian man. if Kenyan women can  why cant we?

Get off it onila! its not a kenyan women thing.Its called domestic violence and its bad. No excuse even if the partner is a Pigmy.

Violence has never solved any problem, be it domestic,political or religious!

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=867097.msg10160562#msg10160562 date=1328810067][color=#000030]I also said the two things that'll make me get a divorce are Infidelity an threat to life! If it goes more than slaps. . . It's over. I wont bother retaliating. The exit door will do just fine! [/color][/quote]nope its never slaps but pans and pots! so if it goes more than 2 pots ul be out? nope just sit and say,for better for worse! in Injuries and in shame.

onila:
idiotic african men need to be beaten__

Kenyan women has shown us the way

lol @ the way.I know ur joking.
Try beating up a fully grown nigerian man ! Dint you read about that fellow who smashed his wifes head on concrete after she refused to cook his favorite fufu with bush meat?? You want that?

claremont:
It seems Kenyans still enjoy some aspects of their barbaric culture; married couples resolve issues by fighting with each other, thieves get burnt to death for stealing bags of potatoes, Wrong! they get shot at very easy by cops you have no idea!!That was a sickening incident that haunts me to date.witches get routinely burnt to death,Yes it was a common occurence among a tribe called the kisii in western kenya.They got people practicing it and the villagers got fed up,formed vigilantes to eradicate them.and [b]g-ays are publicly humiliated and molested. [/b]

ok its always good to keep up with news updates instead of dwelling in the past. I dont support gays AT ALL!!
http://www.capitalfm.co.ke/news/2012/02/homosexuals-seek-refuge-in-kenya/

Until a new anti-homosexuality bill caused a wave of homophobia in Uganda, John and Paul could hold hands in the streets of the capital Kampala and kiss in night clubs.
Then the nightmare started — people began insulting and then assaulting them, and then they had to run away to Kenya. The couple have been in Nairobi since May of last year.Like other lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender (LGBT) people, they came to this urban jungle seeking anonymity, explained the official running a programme that looks after these refugees.
His organisation, which last year alone looked after 67 LGBT cases in Kenya, did not want to be named for fear of endangering its refugees.
Some have fled a strict application of Islamic law in Somalia, others are running from general intimate violence in the Democratic Republic of Congo and yet others have fled a climate of growing hostility elsewhere in east Africa.

I can't believ I posted that.I hate homosexuality not the homosexuals.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=867097.msg10160308#msg10160308 date=1328807972]

[color=#000030]Foolish girl! [/color]
[/quote]you once told us you can take a bullet for your wife.Am sure you can endure a good beating from her too?? on a serious note would you react if she raised her arms at you? A man can easily kill if he decides to u know?

Gosh Onila are you advocating for domestic violence??

Its criminal u know and besides don't ask women to beat  their husbands cz many will end up dead instead.It's evil and immoral!!!

Yes that is what the media said but while narrating the story  live he told the viewers that some guys came and called him out.As soon as he opened the door the hired goons landed on him with whips and blows leaving him for dead. He tried calling his wife to come to his aid but she refused. Thats when he suspected she had a role to play in it.  
The men's rights organisation is handling the case. And he's only 27.

Onila you are too funny. Lol at deserve to be beaten.The wives will be arrested and go to jail.The law is something else and protects the rights of men to the full. Equality in law call it.

Ah ah that is not the trend and shouldn't be emulated!!
LMAO Onila he wasnt beaten by the wife but some hired goons. The wife refused to intervene.

The story was,the man refused to take care of kids he claimed weren't his yet he married the woman with child. How old is the dude? 27!

coogar:
5-star hotels only, pendo.
can you trim down your list to the best 3?

These are 5 star except 4 which are 4 star.

Best 3?? Very difficult cz they exceed 5!! so am gonna list 5 best in my view

1. Windsor Country and golf club
2. Intercontinental
3. The Tribe
4. Fairmont
5. Ole sereni - fantastic view of game in the city as you relax
6. Safari Park -You need to watch safari cats in action. Beautiful
7. The Stanley

OMG! see?? they are all some of city's best. But  the tourist knows that the best hotels and holidays are outside of the city!!

mukina2:
no worries i wont tell anyone, that you are my volatile

now that is really funny.

MRbrownJAY:
^^^ Wagyu beef and Kobe beef is the same thing (just that Kobe beef is from a specific area of japan). . . . . . . . and since it is NOT cheap, you have to be rich to eat Kobe beef everyday.

you wont get drunk out of it because beer turns into fat in the body of the animal, but you may get fatter, lol!

Wow. Now that is interesting cz a cow fed only beer throughout its life means its too fatty! No wonder its tender when massaged and goes down like butter.

I think sarkozy feeds on dansuke melons only cz hes lean.

HA! Try telling that to a typical African Man.You know some African men hate soft/tender stuff.
They want to feel their teeth dig into large chunks of 'tough beef'. And the mouth must be full of food as they chew.

And why cant one eat it daily? will they get drunk or something? Ok have you tasted Wagyu cattle??

I just lost my appetite!!

Sagamite:
So why can't women be like that, why is that their instruction book is so faulty to the point saying A can mean one of A, a, ɐ, Ä, ä, ã, ɐ̃, á, â or even B.

Lmao! But true. But if you understand your woman you must understand her language too. The only one you should find difficult to understand is the stranger.
But like somebody said up there you can never fully understand the other person. It's a lifelong process.

^^ I can only imagine. Perhaps I can make homemade kobe by marinating normal beef in beer for a month!

The only thing with my race is that we prefer biting and chewing hard stuff for proper satisfaction.

This kobe stuff we call it baby food!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qbbek8aXBtc&feature=related

Watch that see what manner of love it is.

coogar:
pendo, where is the best hotel in nairobi?

5 star/3-4 star?

1.Intercontinental
2.Hilton
3.Fairmont
4.Nairobi Serena
5.Windsor
6.Grand regency
7.Holiday Inn
8.The Stanley
9.Safari Park
10.The Tribe
11.Ole sereni
12.Boulevard
13.Sankara
14.Mayfair
15.Silversprings
16.Fairview

etc etc etc

Ok am tired now! cz the list goes on and on. Those are only concentrated in the city and are suitable for biz travellers on short visits.
Quite expensive too.

If you want a perfect holiday go out of the city and enjoy the more than 100 classy hotels in all sorts of places.Some in the wilderness.

ok this is serious but LOL the brother talking!!!

[quote author=Da_b¤§§. link=topic=866350.msg10153419#msg10153419 date=1328733586]that should be feb and 2012 na!
This should be in jokes section[/quote]lol,then op is broke! plan well in advance next year.

like physical?
No way. there are better ways to make a man stick with you and fight is not one. if either of you is to fight then let it be the man but not you.

freecocoa:
@Pendo,walai I really don't care about what anonymous11 says but you gatta admit that character is off the hooks,seriously he\she makes me laugh my heart out.

where d u think hes getting all that from if not through exp? dude is funny but strange, lol anonymous dont reply to me,cz I dont want ketchup millipedes coming my way.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=866206.msg10153685#msg10153685 date=1328735391][color=#000030]Can you be my own personal oyedepo? [/color][/quote]Try blogging. you got lots of energy and words in you both of which can earn you some extra income. dont waste it in e fights.

anonymus11:
iits about time i drive a sword to ur heart when u attain the form of a milllipede late at night so that u stop annoying people who have refused u to have their blood.                        enjoy calling me a goat now, in 2 hour u wld swallow your words when i butcher u and feed to vultures but use ur blood for ketchup.  

 now this one,, you sound like ur sitted in some shrine sorrounded by black pots,smoke,reptiles and other paraphanelia. gosh talk normal.

Cuddlemii:
Lolz at winners. Its not a competition. Its for everyone including u baby!
I seem happy today or is my love mode returning

come back to writing poems. since u stopped poetry killz has been on the loose kicking everybody.

Cuddlemii:
Lolz. Well its simple just pick someone u wish to val that's all. Then on Feb 14th, present him with an e-card or e-gift just for fun and to show appreciation to handles. I await u on there. We need u!

oh boy that's a lot of e-work and my mind is completely blank. Besides we got multiple handles at play. so let it pass. I will applaud the winners.

oh no if you knew the meaning of ur handle in swahili. 2 meanings infact.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=866206.msg10153533#msg10153533 date=1328734292][color=#000030]Party's over. Stop refreshing the page per minute! [/color][/quote]I swear you need a slap from one oyedepo. That fighting Winch in you needs to go!

Cuddlemii:
My very own val. Why haven't I seen u on that val thread. You are fronting, isnt it? Please come and make a choice so as to spice the thread up. Your lecture about kamasutra still stands, need me a bed booster cos I am lacking in that workshop I need to tap some some like a raw some8)

I read it and its quite funny but I must admit I lose interest very fast.I couldnt even finish reading the instructions so I do not know how its played.
But let the experts do it cz we enjoy reading.

I swear I got lost after reading the first 10 words. My mind jammed.sorry for wasting space. am sure ul rcv good advice.

mamalola19:
nairaland and its fashion sense.

come online write and get the fu ck off. too many fake people here.
from the first day i was real, i cut my coat acordin to size i announced dt i use bend down n pick that i cant speak good eng but people attack me.
now everyone true color is out.
@omosexy no friendship here only bunch of hypocrites looking for popularity over the internet.the past week has showed we have many unstable members.smh

You know gal, there's something called forum etiquette but it doesn't exist here. So best thing is to ignore and dont allow urself to be caught up in e -fights.
People who have nothing to write home about offline try to prove themselves online from my observation cz men its tiring trying to win an e fight.
In a public forum like this people are not supposed to get personal u know but here they do.  If you want to enjoy it here develop a 'what I don't know doesn't hurt me attitude' post and vamoose like u just said,cz the moment you try digging out people's lives beyond the forum,you give urself too much stress and you don't rest cz u are forever digging threads and stuffs to prove a point! Who has that time and for what purpose really?
The public just doesnt care at all! But we dont get that part.

olanshi:
The much anticipated Valentine for this year has just been cancelled !!!! Here is a mathematical proof.

14-02-12 = 0

Prove me wrong ooo!!!

I got lil to waste so am gonna pay along. But tell me what does 2 and 12 rep?

14-(12 +2) = 0

Thanks for making me feel like a kindergarten kid.

anonymus11:
he has message to his leaders once i am here he is uncomfortable no blood to drink.babe's head is too strong to turn her to anorexia and he needs her brain to add to his own. he didnt make it to school on time mind u as at when he joined nl, he was still in special center doin commonentrance.                                     i knw his own landmark n not history alone. dey r known from truancy in their lineage.

Are u for real?? Pretty weird people around here. I thought u were a christian but these realms mehn!

Nway u guys have lots of energy to dispense here.Wish you could divert it elsewhere and allow us to enjoy threads.