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When will this Tomato and Onion salad be ready for eating?
*whistling*

I love the end of that video when he says in love oooo.

[quote author=Afro_Blue link=topic=857582.msg10071576#msg10071576 date=1327796378]http://www.youtube.com/user/JusticeForAfrica


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9F7_DSXRc0?version=3&feature=player_profilepage[/flash][/quote]I really hate the guy asking questions. I dislike people who don't give someone breathing space to allow them think and answer.
I feel chocked listening.
He's smart cz Hes leading the poor fellow and getting the answers he wants out of him.In the process he makes him chew his own words! and ends up looking silly!
Some people can properly explain themselves in writing not interviews and this is an example.

My conclusion is, Africans are their own slaves. We suffer from inferiority complex anyway.Just take a look at how an African behaves in the presence of a white fellow.He upgrades everything to please the Master.
They on the other hand try to 'come down to our level.
I have always known that puppets exist and if you want to know them well wait for the election year in each country.
They become tools of chaos.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=857551.msg10076527#msg10076527 date=1327868907]Thanks! Po Po got him! (Hush Killz )

I wonder if Tomato will tell Onion that he is the father. Hmm.[/quote]thread refreshed.

Me thinks, baby Tomoni should be left to grow. Father onion can do a paternity test to confirm the baby wasnt preconceived earlier. Afterwards he can contribute something towards bringing up Tomoni.
If he decides not to then Mother Tomato should brace up for the challenge. Who knows what the future holds for Tomoni? She's in canada for christ's sake.

jacobscros:
pls can you or any lady tell me how the men you have dated or are dating met you and if possible what they said? I would appreciate it thanks. Ronkepb u too pls.

only one mr.

compliments. But listen jacob,women are very different. see how ronk reacted? i would have felt the same way too. a woman can be all over you till u say or make one wrong move and she automatically disconnects.something just dies instantly and instead of seeing ur muscles she only sees this big soprano voice ,ur finger picking ur nose or itching ur privates in her presence.

thats why i said she will get drawn by ur muscles but ur brains/attitude/moves will keep her. which d u prefer?

hahahaha chima.Am calling 911


Allow the tomato and onion to cook please. We want to see the resulting baby.

MRbrownJAY:
@Pendo98
LOL!!!!!! ok fair enough. . . . . . .here is something for you to consider: JC was born under the laws of MOSES,  and fully endorsed the laws of MOSES. so therefore if you want to compare yourself with JC then you best FOLLOW THE LAWS OF MOSES.

here is what JC said:"For if you believed Moses, you would believe Me; for he wrote about Me. But if you do not believe his writings, how will you believe My words?” (John 5:46,47.)

I am so hard pressed to reply but ok fair enough. I refuse to give in to temptation  
though i wonder how good you are at quoting scriptures. have u been a pastor in nigeria before?

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=857551.msg10076176#msg10076176 date=1327865407]Mr Gurudu. Please. what in the name of Mr Cork are you on about? [/quote]LOL LOL!! @ gurudu,this fellow needs the Lord.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=857551.msg10076060#msg10076060 date=1327864378]I am hoping for garlic and bell peppers. [/quote][quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10076066#msg10076066 date=1327864423][color=#000030]Now i'm hungry![/color] [/quote]me too.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=857551.msg10075927#msg10075927 date=1327863266]That's the name Cuddlemil gave her friend.  Right?     It is Ms. Potato?!!!!  Fainted.[/quote]lmao so Potato travelled to UK from Thailand? and cuddlemi is in Thailand?  
Wait a sec.I thought it was an Onion and a Tomato.
See by the time we get to page 10 of this thread we shal be talking about cucumbers and lettuce.
The recipe will change.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10076021#msg10076021 date=1327864038][color=#000030]Now should someone who is NOT physically/emotionally/financially ready to have a child (and care for it for the next 18yrs) have flings, wanton sex, behave irresponsibly, live a promiscuous lifestyle, get pregnant carelessly, and then look to abortion as the way out, not minding the complications that could arise?[/color][/quote]Its very easy to advocate fr abortion when its far from us.When it comes knocking on our doors meaning it happens to somebody we love say a relative or lover we start looking for other options with less risks involved why? cz we want the best for them and the best means few risks involved.
Their overall health and well being matters most.
Many who scream abortion wouldnt even want it to happen to their sister.

MRbrownJAY:
lets all get ONE thing straight: anyone who is quick to say that abortion is a SIN, indirectly brings RELIGION into this matter.

solving the problem at hand.

@Pendo98
BWAAAAAAH so you now want to compare yourself with Jesus?! as a Christian, the teachings of the bible is what you should base yourself on, NOT what others did in Biblical times. . . . . . . .thats the reason why the LAWS were made, DUH!!!!!
overlooking and dismissing clear LAWS/VERSES, for your own selfish agenda, is not only wrong but also crazy!

Oh Lord why dd u reply.
Yes I am supposed to do what Jesus did. Not my choice its just commanded by the book. He came to substitute that law ur clinging on to with Grace.
Was he selfish? then I am too.
See? I am not the one doing away with the laws but the one who made them.  If I fail to do that yet I claim to be His follower am a hypocrite.

You cannot separate JC from the WORD cz Hes the word itself! How can I follow the teachings and not the author of the teachings??In the beginning was the word and the word was with God and the Word became Flesh (JC ) and dwelt amongst men. I am not following what others did no! Am not following the law no! I am only following the Grace and its author.

Can we end this or move to religion? I cant help replying.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=857551.msg10075792#msg10075792 date=1327861735]Some people quoted scriptures about wives that doesn't pertain to Tomato and she doesn't have to confer with the guy in question if she chooses to.  If she was married then that is a different issue.[/quote] damn was just about to ask where that came from.Oh where did Ms potato go??

MRbrownJAY:
so when/who decides what is to be followed or not? the bible clearly states that ANY CHILD BORN FROM AN UNWED MOTHER SHALL NOT ENTER THE CONGREGATION OF THE LORD. have you suddenly decided that this shall be ignored too? why use the bible to correct an act that is CLEARLY VIEWED AS A SIN by that same bible?!

Gosh MBJ if JC himself came from the lineage of Rahab a LovePeddler and mingled with the likes of the samaritan woman and ate at corrupt people's homes, people like zaccheus then I have no right to condemn anybody.It just humbles me.
Let the little children come to me is what JC commanded.He didnt specify from where.Thats what we call new wine. The old wine said what you just quoted.
See the difference? They are still bastards but loved and accepted bastards.You know what MBJ? He dint come for the righteous the perfect people but for the rejected.If he dint do that then his death was in vain

Please please you are tempting me into going religious yet this is not the section.skip.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=857551.msg10075754#msg10075754 date=1327861312][color=#000030]Without making reference to Religion or the Bible, can someone please state the advantages of Abortion? Thanks in advance![/color][/quote]Wait for MBJ and the gang. 
I hate to even imagine it cz  I always imagine what that baby could have turned out to be in future. Most mothers apart from the physical risks associated with it remain haunted forever. You just cant destroy a life and expect happiness throughout.I dont know but I have heard some mothers say they get nightmares of babies screaming etc .
Whatever,I would never ever encourage abortion.Give it away!!If you choose to do it it wasn't my advise.At least I tried to warn you.
Wow and the way some barren women are miserable.

hahahah. it beats me.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=857551.msg10075640#msg10075640 date=1327859914]The woman isn't married so she isn't bound to the verses regarding to wives. She is a single mother that needs to make a decision BEST FOR HER.

Simple.[/quote]shes may not even be religious! Its common sense and the consequences we should be talking about here.
As a christian I will tell her not to abort cz its sin.But imagine trying to talk an aethist or non religious fellow out of abortion.You cant quote scriptures! you apply knowledge.She must decide what is best fr her and be ready to carry the cross.

MRbrownJAY:
^^so YOU have decided that some verses/teachings of the bible should be followed while others shouldnt?! if thats the case then why dont you let others choose what THEY want to follow, instead of bringing RELIGION into this matter? you make no sense!
if what was written then, is outdated and invalid today then why shouldnt abortion/adultery/homosexuality etc outdated too?! lol!!! SELECTIVE HYPOCRITES.

again, you either take EVERYTHING the good book is about or NOTHING, but dont be a selective hypocrite, just to feel good about yourself and your actions!

Yes not all old teachings must be followed cz the same old book dictates so! We are no longer under the law but under the Grace. That's what! so trying to pour new wine into old wine skin is forbidden. That's the book.
You know I only reacted to ur 'religious views' meaning its you who brought religion into this.You shouldnt have done that considering this is no religious section.
You cannot apply religion on everybody unless the person is religious and am glad am not religious but christian.
You are missing my whole point.
The old commanded people to stone.The new commands us to forgive.  The sin remains sin but the method of dealing with it is different.That's the difference between Grace and Law. The Grace came to substitute not eliminate.
Lol are we supposed to cut off our body parts that make us sin because the law said?   You know what? lemmie not derail it further.I just don't like it when people twist scriptures to suit themselves.

mistress ok. Its her life

MBJ am no fanatic but you have taken this to a whole new level.
The best way to understand scriptures is never ever to take one line or verse and proceed to make as sermon out of it.
If you dont understand the full context behind it then don't even apply it cz that's how cults evolve. They make a gospel out of a verse!!
Please we are no longer under the law but Grace so the era of eye for an eye tooth for tooth is gone.
Then some of these scriptures were directed at a specific group or audience at that particular time and location. Was God selective? I would say yes He was under the law.It was horrible living under the ten commandments with sacrifices as a way to make peace.
This is the reason JC came to set people free from that bondage. Some rules or laws followed in the old testament were rubbished by JC himself in the new testament.
If you do not understand it from Genesis to revelation or the transformation from old to new please don't even quote and judge.


And why do people even argue with aethists?? Let people believe what they chose to believe in after all everything has its origin and end.

@ op. let her do what she believes is right. Her conscience should direct her.

aha.umepatikana! lakini kusema ukweli kuweka mail yako hapa ni kifo.sitaki ma strangers kunitumia mail.
nitaweka dummy halafu nitakumwambia time ndio nitoe.nitaficha kwa posts zako kisha nitoe.

Westgate/sarit centre is beautiful. I used to work in westi then we would always go to wimpy every lunch hour on thursdays for the buy 1 get one free offers.
I miss the place.

where is that road up there? looks like kileleshwa or lavington.

Please guys take time to read very carefully

The website >> http://www.naijapals.com/modules/naijapals/nigeria/topic,58440.0.html states that,

The Federal Government has relaxed visa requirements for citizens of Kenya and Seychelles with effect from February 11, 2011 following a directive from President Goodluck Jonathan.

Visitors from the two countries will from that date only be required to pay a visa fee of $25 at the point of entry, rather than go through the hassles of visa application at the Nigerian High Commission in Nairobi as was the case currently.

The Kenyan high commission website in Abuja states the following;

NATIONALS OF THE COUNTRIES LISTED BELOW REQUIRE REFERRED VISAS – APPLICATIONS ARE SENT TO NAIROBI FOR APPROVAL
I dint list the countries but 9ija did.

There's a difference between a kenyan applying for a nigerian visa and a nigerian applying for a kenyan one.Don't get mixed up.

If you need clarification, call the embassy. Even if I post anything right here I would still refer you to the embassy.

Nayah:
Sorry for the time out but I still think about my Nigerian fellows, too much work and travel
Pendo my dear I think about you miss you so much!

oh dear happy new year. I missed you too.Hope ur good. karibu tena.

[quote author=Mrs, Chima link=topic=152.msg10070023#msg10070023 date=1327780037] [/quote] dude needs a blog.

lol@terms and conditions but who knows.

but honestly she didn't contribute to the breakup cz he didnt end up with her.Hes just a womaniser while she's a catalysing agent.
strange the roles people play cz, when will she settle in her own home with her own man?

Diplomatic Prostitution? is what they call it?
In a BBC article, Africa’s leaders seem to be declaring their wish to see African solutions for African problems. Seems like they missed a grand opportunity in the AU Headquarters.

Why are some people so bitter with God and not the humans who bring shame to His name.

@ Op. I respect the office of pastor but most men who occupy that office are an embarrasment to God.

She should ask the Pastor for a husband since he holds her destiny in his hands.

sickening.

GuluvaGG:
"Mgeni siku mbili; siku ya tatu mpe jembe"

That sounds just like Zulu. But 'usuku' means night and not day. The numbers are the same, 4 and 5 are 'ne' and 'hlanu' which sounds like 'kano'

In that case I can easily learn zulu.

igbo2011:
Why can't we fund anything ourselves? Everyone loves funding things for us. He have plenty of money, can't we fun it ourselves? But I rather do business with the Chinese than the west.

We are too busy engaging in tribal politics and corruption. The top 2 enemies of progress.

But in a meeting between Obiang (Equatorial guinea president>>new AU chairman) and the chinese,they pledged to provide $ 95m in the next 3 years for projects agreed by the 2 sides.This automatically locks out the west from interfering or having any dealings with AU.
I think it's one of the chinese Smart moves. *just thinking*

I dont know but it reminds me of the ''Scramble for Africa'.Everybody wants a piece of Africa * Now thinking* This is how colonization began. Are we progressing or repeating History? Hope we don't become slaves again.
I keep ask myself if china is acting in Africa's best interest by *protecting it * from the west. After all Jia >>Top chinese political adviser claims that china is promoting the peace,stability and and self development capacity of Africa through infrastructure construction etc etc.

Whatever the case Africa is doing better infrastructure wise with the chinese help. We need this.

@ Afro your FBI mind is working overtime.Scary reading what you come up with.

Some statements here always leave me puzzled. This is what I know fr sure.
A smart and loaded guy is always in control of his finances. He dictates and calls the shots! Such a guy will never cry foul because its a choice he makes and he's responsible for it. He never complains about the girl he chose to spend on cz nobody held a gun on his head and forced him to give some girl first class treatment which he himself cannot even afford.

See,If your mind believes that the only way to impress/woe/keep a girl is to spend your life's savings on her then what would stop you from going broke and whining from Jan to Dec?? Don't you have other skills to impress? What kind of girls keep drying your pockets and how come you never land yourself some real girls yeah from the so called 10%.

If 90% of girls are diggers then there must be a corresponding figure from guys. Why aren't you among 10% sane and smart guys who don't whine??
If the 90% blind guys decide to use their heads to impress then the number of diggers may drop.But hey sorry 'is dont work here' they say.
Now who is fooling who?

Listen[b],If you choose to spend on a girl please do it joyfully[/b] and be happy with your decision and talk about it with pride. That's what real men do!
Stop all these crying baby stuff.
Ask yourself one question.If you cant take charge of your money,knowing where to spend,how and when to spend it, then how d u expect to be responsible after you marry.
you become some slave

lemmie see.

For every gold digger out there there must be an open mine showcasing its treasure.
You dont want to be mined then keep ur mine covered and only open when necessary.
Smart guys dont cry foul all the time cz they can smell a digger coming from a far. Why not be one in 2012 and stop whining 24/7.

^^^ was waiting for this kind of response.
There's no case here after all she willingly took herself there and theres no proof of violation save her words.
Why do girls like lighting fires and expecting the fire to cool off on its own or accuse the guy? Its not fair for the person you love you know.
Best thing, avoid spending the night at his place if you do not plan to go all the way.Temptations spares no one and a guy can easily trip even if he dint plan to.

to answer ur question? don't marry out of necessity or circumstance.marry cz u love the person who happens to be ur best friend.

oh yeah such men suck but they think its really cool. how d u toast a girl by advertising ur size??

funny posts! free cocoa I love ur last line! lol @ next time
I hate show offs and opportunists.
I know this dude who was trying his best to win me but his commanding voice and big talk was a put off.
First I was helping him secure a biz deal,then he tells me he's building this massive house worth 80m naira in Abuja!!!! and before he went on to explain the design, I cut him short!
I was like ok dd I tell you that I was homeless or planning to relocate?  I wished him luck in his construction.
keep it simple even if you own an island.

WebSurfer:
may the best woman win too, no offence

who's the hunter? don't defy nature cz ul bring about an imbalance.

waiting for onila.