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MsDarkSkin:
*pours water on the dreaming wise one*

@topic, ethiopian chicks are fine but the somali chicks I have personally seen? Boy oh boy if I were a dude lol. Facial features, shape, etc. beautiful women and PROUD of their,heritage which is awwwwwwwesome! Btw just so you know poster not all east or horn africans are light skinned with curly hair. The baddest ones are dark skin.

Lol @ someone constantly talking about foreign affairs when he knows damn well everything he claims to have knowledge about is based on what he sees on tv and the internet. So annoying.

Everything you said is true except that in blue. Black is just but a colour. I have seen beautiful and gorgeous dark somalis and ethiopians.
Much more beautiful than their fair skinned sisters.

Cogent:
I wish there was a thread like this about Nigeria.

I think av seen one or two.Its just that Nigeria is soo vast and then you guys instead of loving it ,you start fighting and bring tribe into it. I love Africa and everything African.

volina:
n for sure tumekutana, hiyo photo ya works house , ofisini mwangu! @pendo always ask maself the same swali

You know this guy lazima tumepatana. Niko Airport by the way JKIA.
You know one time while queing at the bank I saw this dude na camera.I swear my mind went 'gallivant.The way he was playing with his camera searching for prey made me think it was him.
Gallivant,hebu jitokezee,jionyeshee,simama mbele ya watuu. Unajua wewe ni celeb??

A strange man messed it up with his usual repetitions so I decided to let it die.

oops still tresspassing but cant help.

Long One:
Don’t know, but whenever I see Somalian chicks, I always feel they look hungry.

Ethiopians chicks it is, they have put me in trouble before, but will gladly go through it again

Their men feed them well. They are nice figured and very curvy. I think u saw the ones in camps

Ethiopians are cousins to eritreans and yeah they are more beautiful than what the poster put up there.

This post makes my mind tired and blank.

My best friend's fiancee impregnanting my cousin ?? 

I would sit my cousin and ask what her reaction would be, should the father of her child decide to dump her for another woman he intends to marry.

Then sit my friend and find her reaction to the same.What would she do if she discovers her fiancee has gotten another woman pregnant.

I would then proceed to organise a meeting for the 3 plus 2 security guards. Make sure an ambulance is ready for any eventualities.

At the meeting I give each a note breaking the news and ask them to read at the count of 3.

I then ask God to protect the poor guy and just vamoose!!    The burden has been offloaded.

sorry I tresspassed.

you ! stop climbing people's roofs! utashikwa ukitake photos.
These must be materi kereri's apartments. He's got some cool apartments near Aboretum.

yeah yeah
many more remain trapped in that hole.

Have you ever voted in kenya? did u vote in the new constitution? People who do nothing to propagate anything make the loudest noise.
You are beating drums c'mmon you need to air your opinions on a kenyan forum!!! I am not commenting on ur issues cz we we'll clash.
Talk to kenyans,engage kenyans,challenge kenyans get their views.For christs sake who cares what you type here really?
I don't see any kenyan engaging you that's why you are just a noisemaker!!

You don't even know me,my background and u question my patriotism

childhood crushes.
I used to have a crash on MJ when around the same age,so no biggie. You are the responsible one here so act like an adult and find a girl your age to distract you. If she decides to act on it you wont be responsible for messing up her childhood.
Those adolescent hormones make some girls go crazy.

kweli wewe ni mtalii.Kwani we hupata wapi time ya kutake these pics ?? mbona av never bumped into you tao/apt or mba road ? 

smh ona wajaka from dandoch on top of the train!! shindwe!

Hebu more photos of upper hill.That place is beautiful u know from Britak and I guess chinese high commission.Upper hill is a city on its own.
Quiet,classy ,great roads,apartments,its just beautiful

You know what I love most in these pics? The trees.The green trees towering above makes the city look fresh and lively.

Wewe una story mob. Sasa nani amesema mikojo yako sio ya kenya? 

Lakini sikiza, nimekuambia eti hizi kelele unapiga hapa hazisaidii mtu. Mbona hupeleki hoja zako kwa forum ya wakenya wakusikize?
Hapa ni nani anakusikiza? unasound kama voice in the wilderness.

Vile unaongea wewe unaweza sababisha vita za kikabila.Sio fair.Wakenya wanatry ku unite na wewe unaleta siasa za kale.
Uko wapi kwanza?? wapiga kelele ukiwa nje ya kenya.Si uje kenya uungane na wenzako? Kuna watu na vikundi vingi vya kutetea haki ya wakenya huku kenya,wewe wapiga domo online!!

Njoo kenya tujenge nchii au uanzishe chama chako.Nitakupa support.


Wacha kushinda ukisema haki za watu na hauko nao. Nandi amboa moi alijaza kwenye polisi? kenya ilikua wapi wanandi wakitawala?
stop talking like a tribalist.Sijali natoka kabila gani.Mimi ni mkenya fullstop na ikiwa msamburu atasimama na awe mtu mpoa nitampa kura zangu.
Am soo past tribal politics bwana.
Chanuka!!

[quote author=C. whyte link=topic=854515.msg10041584#msg10041584 date=1327468338]I used condom, buh I think it spill a little when trying to remove it. She's alread complaining dat her unmentionable is paining her. That's a pregnancy symptoms rite?  [/quote]oh boy   pardon me for laughing but this is too funny.You know, that's why sex is for grown ups.Grown up not physically but mentally and ready for the consequences.Go there with full knowledge don't seek the knowledge after the act.
What people call the morning after is used to prevent a pregnancy within 72 hours?? I wish I knew it better to advise you well,so in ur case it may be too late.
But again this pain in the unmentionables lol is no sign of pregnancy.She must wait to for her periods first and if they dont show then a pregnancy test should confirm.
And always know that a condom is not 100% proof.

Ok Talina advised but you are 3 days late!!

lmao

iyatrustee:
mtchew! shows how immature and unripe you are for marriage. go learn some important life lessons and in the next few years, bossom sharing with ur own child would be the least of ur problems.

cant add more.

lol dd smbody think it was her back?? damn!

onila onila
ok I hate tatoos but I love the message. Take care of that skin.

cool. ur friend must be in makerere uni i guess.
i have come across the name kenya in the west before,found it interesting.

Dynamique:
Love is an illusional state of mind dat tends to intricate,infiltrate&complicate the average human mind to an invariably existential state,hereby inducing strong emotional attachment that is most likely to break due to a more realistical state of mind after due rectification of the master illusion.

halo!!!

if it expires it wasnt love

brb

marry and purpose to make your marriage a shining example to the rest. ie if you choose to marry. we dont stop living cz people are dying.

kenyaman:
WE MUST BE VERY EXPLICIT WHEN IT COMES TO THOSE WHO THINK, THEY CAN ORGANIZE THE G7, A GANG OF THIEVES WHO HAVE BEEN USED BY THE FAMILY OF THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF KENYA TO PLUNDER ALL THE LAND, OR LANDS OF KENYANS BY THE SLOGAN, 'BABA WA TAIFA'.


1. At independence, the British returned, Kenya to Kenyans, meaning to the tribal and ethnic groups that owned Kenya. Further the British gave millions of pounds to demarcate and rettle the natives of the[b] LAND. 

2. Baba  wataifa, took the wallet of millions of pounds to himself. Owning all the lands of Kenya as Baba,  of the Republic and steward of the LAND. Over years, rationing small portions  of the land to the natives who make noise. The latest game has been over the years settling as many Kikuyu's as possible to the 10 mile coastal strip that was to be demrcated for miji kenda. 

3.For KANU, and by extension PNU, means centralizing of all land, resources, and labor to serve the suprior tribe that controls the miltary, education, labor, economy, diplomatic relations etc

4. Devolution according to the OATH of the Kikuyu, is a very BAD word except for the current fear of OCAMPO. Kibaki has fared well, but wit UHURU and RUTO  who believed would  emerge as the HEAD in next election through their TRIBAL construct, have yet to pull a new one that KENYANS WILL ACCEPT.


5. WAKE UP, KENYA AND VOTE THEM OUT AND PICK A NATIONALIST LEADER, THIS TIME AROUND   RAILA ODINGA. NOT PERFECT, BUT CLOSE TO NGALA, TOM MBOYA, ALL ALL OF YOU WHO ARE TRUE NATIONALISTS AND WANT AND HAVE CONSISTENTLY SUPPORTED MAJIMBO, FROM REFERENDUM TO THE BALLOT 2012.

I don't deny the fact that most of Kenyan land is owed by the Kenyatta family but hey lemmie correct that bit about kikuyus settling along coastal strip.
Go back to history and learn what happend.
Who doesn't know that the coastal people are lazy? The kyuks on the other hand can succeed where many have failed.The'y work hard.

Kenyatta went to coast and these mijikenda were lamenting they dont have jobs! Land they had, human labour they had but they weren't doing anything except sit under the coconut tree and watch the sun rise and set.
Kenyatta was angry.He came from a hardworking community and to see people lament that they need tractors to till the land, he thought of a better option.
He asked them 'don't you want to use your hands to till the land?' They answered yes! You know what he did?  he went to central got few farmers and dumped them on the farms.It was the farming season,He begged them to transform it.The kikuyus started working barehand.No tractors no help.They tilled and reaped while the locals continued to wait for tractors! Thats how the kikuyus settled and intermarried.

Tell those mijikendas to stop being lazy!!

Good to say kibaki has faired well but RAILA IS WILL NEVER LEAD KENYA. I can bet on this. You have never seen a dictator. That guy will sell kenya to the west. Hes a puppet of the west! Moi with his weakness was disliked by the west cz he never paid allegiance to them. Rem how he kicked out the US ambassadeur??


Kibaki did the same.No western allegiance cz he believes in the kenyan constitution.
Raila is a one hideous character. Everybody he's ever partnered with calls him a traitor. His children are behind the maize scandals that rocked kenya.Corrupt to the core. His own sister swindled KR workers pension money.Shes being prosecuted for that plus other top management of KR.
Raila's other sister was unfairly made Ambassedeur of I dont know where. There were other better people than her of course.
Hes also a tribalist. All the people working in his departments come from his region. No wonder they would die for him. You need to be around these people to know what they stand for.
If Raila becomes president I swear he will force kenyans to bear luo names. Kisumu will become the capital city of Kenya! He likes stiring up wars.
Now I am not into G7 or whatever alliances that are coming up. Uhuru and Ruto have maintaned they will still run.
Ruto launched a new party last week and the whole of Rift valley and most of coast and North East are behind him.
Uhuru has Eatern Central,parts of Rift and coast behind him.
Raila is counting on Nyanza votes alone and parts of Western cz west itself is divide.
I know Raila stands a chance but I can guarantee you he will never lead Kenya.Kenyans wont allow that to happen. I d rather vote for Martha Karua or Saitoti.
You watch and see how tables will turn this year esp after this hague thing.

^^ girls fighting?? these are men

nice lesson for adulterous men

lol

lol Afro. u make me laugh. This is no secret hideout 
Swahili? leave this my fellow country man alone.Hes been away from motherland , he's typing very bad googled swahili.
The most annoying part is I seem to be the only one who understands his craze but he just goes on and on and on
Written swahili is different from spoken
Nway hope ur good. you seem to love EA.