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mynd1:
see dis bastard nama,pig,dog,chimpanzee,monkey? Thunder fire Ur useless mama there. gidin uwarka. karuwa.

Na wa Mynd1
I used to follow you, your comment used to be concise civil and tactful in giving it back to Nairalanders that get under you skin.
You use words like 'sir', 'thanks' etc even when the other person is rude.
What changed Mund1? Now you call people all sorts of name and has thrown decorum and civility to the wind?
What caused this negative transformation?
I'm not judging you but expressing my observations. Please take this as a friendly thoughts

I feel you my dear

Guys have different taste
Just try to please just one and you see you're free

Siasia and his boys are an embarrassment
No wonder he took mikel along and made him captain to reenact what the super eagles did 2years ago in Brazil.


I think it is high time anybody representing Nigeria henceforth must sign a code of conduct

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Learn to speak and stand for yourself. [/color]

Nothing bad if another speaks for me

Especially if he put it better. Just as lawyers do.
It is an elementary wisdom

What all this non sense telling the ops 'go and see the doc'
Doesn't he know a doc exist
He what advice based on various romancelander experience and how the function in all escapades.
Pls leave leave doc out of it for now a doctor may not even know the solution.

Now for some quick suggestion
I- I don't know your age but one thing that causes it is over excitement. Calm down. Over excitement happens in early years of sex life
2- using a condom also helps. The pressure applied by the condom on the organ can increase time before evacuation

Sexxkillz:
[color=#000030]Learn to speak for yourself. [/color]

He actually spoke for me

Tell us your profile, your assets and liabilities
Then we know how to help you
You seem to be looking for plenty things. Anyway just being white is not enough to make a marriable man. Be wise

IHATEPUZZY:
simply tell her d truth abt her seductive behaviour

any reasonable woman wu has d interest on protecting her home will understand

Women are difficult to ppredict

IHATEPUZZY:
sack her and get anoda maid and save ur marriage


or



Bleep her and enjoy d endowment and loose ur marriage


d choice z urs

The question is what reason will you give your wife for sacking aor wanting to sack her?

Julester:
Hey,

about a month ago I met this nigerian guy on some flirt app. We started talking on Skype and Whatsapp, and we've had hours of video and text chats ever since. He said I love pretty fast, which confused me a lot, and I told him that he would be delusional if that was the truth, but he did not let go of me. I started falling for him, and now "I love you" has become part of our daily routine.

I started reading a lot about Lagos, his city of residence, and I came across the word "scam", which again both confused and worried me. I even confronted him with that, which first made him break out in laughter, and when I did not let go, he started being all offended.

He told me that he just finished schooling, but isn't able to find a job that would make him enough money to make a living, so he told me that he's supported by his family.

He never asked me for money. And he wanted me to come visit, but I told him that that would be too dangerous for me, and that he should visit me first here in Germany.

So that's the plan now. He told me that he will borrow the money for his ticket from people he knows as soon as he's able to show them his visa.

Yet, I read that many Nigerian/ African guys are only dating abroad that way they can live a better life.

I can't and I don't wanna believe that everything he told me so far is a lie.

What does this whole thing sound like to you guys?

Thanks for reading.

I see a lot of red flag in this relationship

1- the time is too short, please show some restrain and test the relationship for another 6months
2-he doesn't have a work and spends lots of time on skyppe for hours !
In Nigeria, they are three three people that stays on Skype long enough,the topp business executive, a journalist and a scammer. Sadly your friend profile fits a scammer
3- finally he may not be asking you of money now but he had prepared the ground well enough. No job? To borrowed money? It is a matter of time he will ask you.
Please give it time a scammer is beckoning

Na yahoo boy wey never hit money yet

Doing the needful.
If we are to fight corruption, everyone not only the president but everyone should be a crusader
Well done Jibrin

But I feel ashamed and weep for my country
Our law makers don't are not only corrupt but also unfaithful looking for sex even beyond our shore

Your attempt to place the man of God against God has shown your folly and your poor depth of the bible.
The man of God is obviously talking from experiences concerning the many marriage breakdown among Christians. The ones among different denomination is most difficult as their antecedents cannot be evaluated before marriage and also during conflict resolutions due to different doctrine.

Now to your folly, instead of imbibing the lesson of waiting on God as a virtue christ prescribes even before choosing his apostles and training ourselves to be better cook, and moral upright individual to form a better family you are here trying to put the man of God against God

Finally, if you are conversant with apostle Paul's writings at times he says 'I speak of my own self and I believe I have the mind of christ'. Based on this the man of God based on the fact that he has the mind of God he can prescribe some measure to make us better christians.

I hope I have added some wisdom to you

Tell me this is a friction story!!!

The guy must be a psychopath or something

Sorry ++++

koboko69:
Its now clear to me that these Osu yoots are very sensless and foolish species on planet earth.
They are claiming the miliants are Yorubas, and so what? What matters is they are armed and are terrorizing innocent people. Who bloody cares about their tribes.
If you condone such in the SE, not every region will do that.
What's the difference b/w the NE who were first condoning BH and the SE who are condoning armed militia groups?

Verysoon IDPs will be set up in troubled region. And there will be no difference b/w the ones in the NE cos of BH.

That is the wisdom of the SW
They look beyound ethnicity and religion
A thief is a thief in SW
A thief is not corrupt in SS
A thief is a product of other region SE
A thief is taking what belong to us all. In North

A suit and a shoe

Answer- either can be
Reason; it is he / she that invested most as in time, money, emotion that hurts the most

Yes it is by force o
Especially for our youth. No job! No money! No means of livehood! No place to decipate our boisterous energy!
An opportunity to serve come my way, they will show me on TV! At least my mum and dad will have a moment to be proud of me!
My friend, brothers and sisters will know I'm not a failure in life
Yes it is by force

Y E S
The ride will only be smooth on one condition

Both are still single with no other love commitment if not

drag PREMIUM TIMES into the corruption scandal rocking the House in order to create a legal loophole for himself and others enmeshed in it.
“A mischief is afoot because this threat to institute a civil action alleging defamation of character may just be a way to immediately deposit the allegations in a court so that they can say ‘because the matter is already in court it can no longer be entertained before the House.’”

This is the crux of the matter
Instead of Dogara to sue Jibrin, he goes at premium times
Your neighbour calls you a thief you kept quite then you heard in the news that you neighbour said you are a thief you decide to sue the newscaster.
Welcome to Nigeria

Mistyice:
so if i agreed to marry you and your range rover and then a few months after i start hearing things about you wooing other girls with the same range rover trick,is it the range rover that will console me?


Anyway thats not even my point,my point is you as a guy should get to know a lady well before proposing love to her(biko so you wont land in a witch's trap o)

It seems you really want an answer. Let me give it to you

The Nigerian man thinks of SEX before LOVE.
If he comes and say ' I want to marry you' please get the message ' he means let's be sexual partners'
Ironically the Nigerian ladies understand this overture, they in turn start making demand from the man if they are interested. Not that they actually want the 'marriage' but the sexual relationship.
it tough for the ladies because the average Nigeria man doesn't give up easily even if the lady is married, most succumb.

Small round breast

kcnwaigbo:
Earlier in the year celebrity blogger Linda published some stories about singer whizkid which he found unsavoury.Whizkid reacted by threatening to beat her up.The whole case ended when linda reported his threats to the lagos state police which ended in both of them having a meeting with the CP.
While the brouhaha lasted most of our brethren from the SW sided with whizkid and took linda to the cleaners.some of them even continued to make disparaging comments about her private part taking a cue from whizkid's online comments.Nobody remembered feminism then as they thought it was "appropriate" to put linda in her place since she was used to publishing false stories about celebrities.Hence they all thought it was only "fair" she was been paid back in her own coins.

Fast forward to two days ago,Senator Oluremi Tinubu during a senate executive session reffered to her colleage ,senator Dino Melaye as a thug.In response senator Melaye threatened to beat up and impregnate her.Now all hell has been loosed as most of our SW brothers has become overnight women rights advocates.The feminity card is been displayed and Dino is to be taken to the cleaners.This same advocates turned a deaf ear to linda's taunts,while some of them even participated in taunting and disparaging her private parts.

The moral of this discourse is that the internet never forgets some of the comments made by some of the overnight women advocates are aptly captured in the thread below.What is good for the goose is also good for the gander

Rubbish. Went to school and not schooled.

When you hear Senate, it meant erudite men and women who are distinguished. This cannot be compared to one blogger showing supremacy

Go and sit down somewhere bro

Before they finish all the propogonist will find themselves cooling in EFCC rest room

No senator hand is clean

They cannot sack him
They cannot compel him to withdraw the case
They cannot even intimidate him

Then what did they want him for?
Toothless and corrupt bunch of senators

Now he appears
What will they do to him?

The blunt truth is nothing

gocac:
All of you should shut up..! Politics is simply a Game of interest, So what's wrong about beating up Tinubu's wife? Or is it now a crime for two senators to Fight? The same useless Remi Tinubu refused to shake the senate president..did heaven fall? Remi should better know she is a woman and Should Mind the kind of utterances she makes to male senators. If not I bet you nothing will happen as long as it is on the floor of the senate Remi would receive a dirty slap one day.

I beg to submit you're a disgrace to womanhood
Supporting a man to hit a woman is a derailment in mental and social faculties

RichYoungNigga:
The Niger Delta has been feeding the entire Nigeria for more than 500 years now and the government don't want to give them a better life.

Make i no talk wetin dey my mind

This bear parlour submission
Even a kindergarten kid will floor you on this

RichYoungNigga:
The Niger Delta has been feeding the entire Nigeria for more than 500 years now and the government don't want to give them a better life.

Make i no talk wetin dey my mind

This beer parlour and ogogoro joint submission
Even a kindergarten kid will floor you on this