₦airaland Forum

cococandy:
Cc Pippimp.

A national lawmaker. I'm dumbfounded.

My in law, i have given up on these people i swear. You know the worst part? It's bad enough he put his hand on a woman, but he supposedly did it in a court of law. Total disregard. If he can do that there in full view of the law, what do you think he is capable of when no one is watching? How i wish there was a way to cleanse these guys with force.

Nigerians are suffering because they want to. No one from another country came to sabotage the economy. They did that themselves.

Zheemub:
Thanks for replying. Don't av it at home and can't go and buy bread just for meat balls.
Anyways guess I will buy d bread and make d crumbs.
Thanks

I buy ready made cans of it just in case of situations like these.

Zheemub:
Hello, pls will like to know what alternative can I use in place of bread crumbs for meat balls? Can I use cake flour, cornflakes, crushed biscuit or oat flakes?
Cc: pippimp, cococandy, dollyb and other foodies.

I won't lie, i ain't got no idea. But why wouldn't you want to use bread crumbs?

kayo80:
Obviously the recession will affect every aspect.

When we hit rock bottom, I am sure we will bounce back as a country. At least then, all the positive praises will fall solely on the president and his cabinet. Just as Buhari and his ministers are being lambasted by most Nigerians right now, the same people will praise them in a few years to come. Amen!

You are funny. For you to bounce back from anything, you need to know why you are down in the first place. Also, you need the right mentality to bounce back with. Nigerians have no clue why they are at this lowest point nor have the right mentality. You guys are here blaming everybody for something every Nigerian has a hand in causing.

Five reasons my asss. There is only one reason; He is a Nigerian trying to manage Nigerians. It can never work. Two negatives can never make a positive.

Keneking:
Health Inspectors on their normal Thursday environmental routine

Next questions are:

1. What happens to night business in this locality?
2. What happens to the income generated by Local government in this area?
3. What happens to the economic livelihood of those to be affected due to high cost of leasing commercial space?
4. How does the government improve the welfare of the citizens?

Nonsense action

So allowing squalor to thrive is a better option abi? And the businesses there need to go rent shops like normal people do. That the economy is bad is no excuse to do whatever you want. That is the same mentality that armed robbers use to justify their actions.

vivianbelema:
Hahahaha God Please answer us ooo

You are wasting your time. No God can help the Nigerian condition. Even if he could, he wouldn't because he gave every human being choice. Which means that you chose the condition you are in.

If you believe in curses, you need your head examined.

Almajiri1:
Nigeria is jungle.

Filled with animals.

NigerianTabloid:
Tomorrow, 12th of August, 2016, makes it exactly 27 year since the exit of Nigeria’s first football martyr, Samuel Sochukwuma Okwaraji‎.

The sad event occurred on a tension-soaked Saturday, 12th August, 1989, during a make or mar Italia 1990 World Cup qualifier match, between the Green Eagles and the boastful Angolan side. The pulsating encounter was held at the now pathetic and rickety National Stadium, in Surulere, Lagos.

http://www.tabloidnig.com/2016/08/27-years-after-remembering-sochukwuma.html

One thing stands out from your post. The national stadium in Surulere was once the pride of Africa at one time. Today, it is a testament to the quality of our maintenance culture. Nigeria is truly a phucked country.

Are you sure these are students?

Airforce1:
Even if she give me lap dance from morning till night , my diick no go rise

People never know. Na until e drop one or two engines na im dem go know say to fat no good.

BIGERBOY1:
We no dey go, na by force. We will remain home and develop our economy

From a guy who has no choice. If you had a choice, you would be singing a different tune.

Sanchez01:
The truth is, no matter how hard I try, I just don't see it working.

A colleague engaged me at the office two days ago. It was an intelligent engagement, though our discourse was political. He clearly hates Buhari and his policies but he voted for him!

What changed?
Corruption is not the only problem Nigeria is confronted with. We have many issues unattended to and the President is all after corrupt public officials like that's the answer to solving our economic anomaly. Dogara, the number 3 man, and Saraki, the number 2 man, are all roped with corruption charges at the moment. Nothing so far about the girls. Militants grow with each passing day, Fulani herdsmen are kings of the bushes, forests, streets and roads, Buratai, the COAS, has corruption allegations on his neck too. How about the common man?

I might be comfortable and doing well but would most Nigerians say the same? We never bargained for this. This isn't what we asked for. The only reason I'd vote APC in 2019 is IF Fashola is allowed to run. President Buhari is clearly not the answer we seek.

Every Nigerian needs to admit that he/she is a contributing factor in the debacle called Nigeria. When you burn suspects in the streets or you are an on looker, when you give policemen bribe, when you take bribe, when you litter and dump refuse indiscriminately, when you vote based of the garri, rice or salt someone gave you, etc, you are directly contributing to Nigeria being a failed state. All these problems did not just start today. It is a culmination of half a century of bad citizenry and bad leadership.

uniklinkum:
After chasing the greens come home to make this for the hungry stomach.

You go wound oooo. Efrebo.

brainiac007:
2 Chronicles 7:14 says :

However, if my people, who are called by my name, will humble themselves, pray, search for me, and turn from their evil ways, then I will hear ⌊their prayer⌋ from heaven, forgive their sins, and heal their country.

Only lazy people pray.

Nature8:
As far as I'm concern, these two great men can make Nigeria great if given a chance.. Either GEJ as President and Mr Peter Obi as Vice President or Mr Peter Obi as President and GEJ as Vice President.. Let Nigerians give these two great men chance and see how great Nigeria will be.. I don't need to give anybody a reason, just give them a little chance together and see a great Nigeria..

You guys haven't learnt your lessons yet. You are still talking about GEJ. An incompetent leader who could not manage the people he delegated responsibilities to. Not one single Nigerian can lead the country because you all are too corrupt. You people have not grasped the seriousness of the situation yet. I hope you realize it before it is too late. The best thing for Nigeria is either a coup where it leads to what Jerry Rawlings did for Ghana (He rounded up all the bad eggs and eliminated them), or straight up armed revolution. The rot in Nigeria needs to be cleansed by force or by fire.

juman:
PDP failed nigeria for 16 years.

APC that came after them is a senseless government.

Obviously they lack the wisdom to lead nigeria to success.

This is the first sensible thing anyone has posted in a long time. What does this tell you? It tells you that Nigerians in general have serious issues collectively. It is not a party issue or a PMB or GEJ issue. It is a Nigerian issue born of a phucked up mentality. Even Jesus christ cannot help a phucked up mentality. He tried and they crucified him.

jeffcheddy:
I'm Gonna Propose To My Beautiful Albino Youth Corper Girlfriend On Our P.O.P Da


And its amazing how I've made up my mind. Our love is waxing stronger day by day. Can't wait to put the ring on that finger. She's an awesome personality with a beautiful and tender heart. It feels so good to love and be loved right back. I can't let her go away cos she's the best I've ever been with all my life. Hey! If you're not dating an Albino, you are sooo wrong. . P.O.P photos coming soon.

O'l boy, this ain't no albino. Where the heck did you find her? Very pretty. Congratulations.

See food wey person go chop for grand. Smh.

Zheemub:
On another thought won't the pepper be over boiled? Just thinking.
Cc: pippimp

No it won't. A good way to know when it's done is when the meat starts been pronounced in the pot with the pepper sticking to it. I'm telling you, i you do it right, it's the best thing since fried rice.

Since when did Nigeria become a country of virtue that they are now passing judgement on other people?

Acidosis:
All nations pray so keep your mouth shut. Name one reasonable developed nation without a popular Pastor, you inferiority complexed never to do well black unthinking Africans who always associate their unethical backwardness with other peoples' religion.

Just shut up already. Why is Joel Osteen not receiving the blame for America's backwardness?

Why haven't you killed TD Jakes for the backwardness of USA?


All nations PRAY, repeat after me sir, ALL NATIONS PRAY!

What backwardness in the USA? I am confused. And no one said the U.S is heaven. Every single country has problems. What is important is the magnitude and frequency. What also matters is, what is the percentage of normal people in comparism to abnormal people in each country. In Nigeria, the population of phucked up people is unbelievably more than normal people. This is why nothing works. The s.tupid ones will never allow things to improve because of their mentality.

KingEbukasBlog:
Every country prays . UK , US , Russia just name it .

You are wrong. They pray privately in their homes in matters concerning personal issues and not when it involves solutions to a country where the number one occupation is corruption. The irony here is, Nigerians brutalize their children from birth to force them to have "respect" but don't understand what that word means. Worse is, they brainwash them in religious houses to be slaves to swindlers. Why the phuck are people praying when the solution is obvious? There would be no need for prayers if Nigerians accepted responsibility for their actions. Every Nigerian needs to admit that he/she is a contributing factor in the debacle called Nigeria. When you burn suspects in the streets or you are an on looker, when you give policemen bribe, when you take bribe, when you litter and dump refuse indiscriminately etc, you are directly contributing to Nigeria being a failed state. Lazy people pray. People who take responsibility get to work to fix what is broken.

Litmus:
Congrats to her but less we should be too grateful, it is just as beneficial to many Nigerians like these born abroad to have Nigeria to fall back on as it is for Nigeria to have them. It was for instance a source of great strength for Christina Ehogru of Britain to have Nigeria as a fall back place should Britain show off too much. Through Nigeria, many Diaspora Nigerians get to fulfill dreams of participating in International competitions if the nation of their preferences - the foreign Nation - don't select them for whatever reason.


The onus on lessons to be learned should be on Nigerian diasporans not Nigeria. It says, if born abroad, do not disparage your ancestral Nation for it can serve as a source of strength.

IPOB, America branch, take note.

Lol. I don't think you understand what you wrote. It is the other way around. The onus of the lesson is Nigerians in diaspora should not disparage your adopted country because Nigeria will eventually disappoint. It is a fact.

Lets all come together to give a standing ovation for Nigeria's number one export; Corruption. No one does it better than Nigeria. Shamelessly and with insurmountable confidence.

Billyonaire:
I think such a man needs to sit himself down and re-arrange his priorities in life. Very shameful...

Na small pikin de do you. That, and the Nigerian mentality.

betterABIAstate:
u are irredeemably hilarious

I know. That's how the jews were laughing themselves into German gas chambers in the second world war.

I don't know what planet Tunde Bakare has been living in, but corruption has been stamped official since independence and a main stay of Nigerian life. People will just die if they cannot engage in it.

[quote author=betterABIAstate post=48325747][/quote]Yup. I expect nothing less. As long as there's isi ewu and Gulder every evening, bros is going to be laughing at the obvious, until the ship capsizes completely. Carry on.

Pprovost:
Can somebody tell me why Joke is not answering Jacob?

I'm curious

Especially since they've had a very short and unhappy marriage. She needs to change it so they can be happy. Smh at you.