₦airaland Forum

sammy329:


This is too extreme. Leke Adeboye should be careful with the excessive use of social media. There are pastors that gave their all and serve God through thick and thin in RCCG. They don’t deserve this, they are not his slaves.

Even if a correction had to be made, they could have circulated a memo to all the Parish pastors, Area pastors and Zonal pastors. Calling them a goat on social media is totally wrong.

Infact it's so absurd. I still can't wrap my head around the fact that he actually said that. Awww!

FERNANDEZISBACK:
God can and will always be mocked cos he is an imaginary creature..

Did you really say (type) this? As in ? ? ?

post=111686979:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHIEF ODEWALE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY our Darling one and only CHIEF ODEWALE.

The one and only Chief on Nairaland.

Sisi Yewande of @MANNA say Chief OdewaleAdesoye is an Eyan Iyi, we asked her what does that mean, she refused to tell us o.

Please, someone should interpret that for us Biko!

May this new AGE bring you success, peace, GOOD HEALTH and happiness and everything you are praying to God for.
This will be the best year of your life so far.

God bless You!


We are ALWAYS doing good and fine.
No be God?
Na Baba God be the source of our joy and happiness so.
Enjoy your day Chief.

BTW,
We no be Sir o,
We are simply WE!

Eyan Iyi simply means: A person of honour.

[quote author=Odewaleadesoye post=111686755][/quote]Happy birthday to you. Wishing you many more prosperous years.

yemmight:
That Kenya, do they have government at all?

You make me laugh, why won't they have government?

pyyxxaro:
Okokomaiko Rihanna

Idumota Beyonce

Zonefree:
Carpenters
Tailors
Mechanics


I don't know the kind clay God used in moulding these set of people. Their attitude is something else.

They'll be complaining no work, at the same time, they'll be selecting work.

One tailor has held onto my dress now for ages. It was meant for Carol 2020,

Now another one has had my dress that I fully paid for because I don't want to hear Yoruba Yoruba, for months now. We've been doing hide and seek.

Many tailors will not make heaven.

As for this one in this thread, pride comes before a fall.

Tom and Jerry, my favourite cartoon till tomorrow. I love Jerry more.

I've always been a cartoon freak. From the days of Super Ted, Voltron and Freakazoid to Pocahontas and Mulan, to Johnny Bravo, Lion King, Alvin and the chipmunks, Power Puff Girls, Animaniacs, Pinky and the Brain, Dexter's Laboratory, Cow and Chicken down to the Incredibles, Madagascar, Paw Patrol, Moana and Dora. I don't get tired.

Fred Quinby's Tom and Jerry thrills me more than the newer Tom and Jerry series.

Before I opened this thread, I know it's gonna be crazy

It didn't disappoint. Laughing and crying at the same time

IvarDboneless:
Have met ur kind before....but I know how to deal with them

Painstakingly, patiently and unabashedly waiting for you.

kelechi50:
The Mama The Mama 100 gbosa for the oil in your head we still have babes with higher brain and not fish brain like@Op

Thank you.

GGirll:
I don't join issues with fools, I've made my truthful ascertion and I know you know it's d truth as it can't be hidden. I'm grateful for the good people of NL that replied you on my behalf. Truth is painful, may the 2015 and 2019 votes you fools casted to hurt Igbos forever torment you all till eternity, I know everyone will die, but you guys helped enthroned evil thinking you were doing south South East only to shoot yourselves on the foot. This is just the beginning, just brace up, more economic hard ship is on the way, start strategizing how you will survive what is coming no matter who you enthrone this time, the sweet must reach every tribe and individual.....

Firstly, nobody on Nairaland helped you to reply me except one person that shared the same numbskull as you. So don't feel fly.

Secondly, there's no English word as "ascertion" so I don't know what you are trying to say. You're not intelligible there. Go back to school!

Damn! You're still wailing about elections of 2015 and 2019. Did anybody stop anyone from contesting? Any qualified Nigerian can declare interest in the presidency. The polls will determine whether you have enough clout or not. Can you honestly swear that No Ibo voted Buhari into power? The ibos that voted Buhari in, are they bastards? No be your kinsmen dem be?

You better leave the past and brace up for 2023. If you show your tactless nature again, you will lose at the polls. All of you be expecting somebody to dash you power. You better have another think coming, cause it's not gonna happen. You have to work for it.

Lastly, if Nigeria becomes whatever, we're in it together. So, wish Nigeria what you wish yourself till Biafra gains referendum.

Ka chi fonu!

Iceberg3:
We know these mallams can be very edgy and troublesome but walai,area boys and agberoes definitely caused this. This extortion and harassment is just too much. Danfo drivers suffer a lot in their hands.
The area boys and agberoes need this kinda treatment honestly.

You did what somebody civil would do. Contribute to the issue. Everybody knows about the excesses of the Agberos. From your contribution, nobody will know what part of Nigeria you are from. But certainly not the person I quoted. For Arysex or whatever, everything must be about tribalism.

Meanwhile, every region has it's own wahala. The first problem Soludo is facing as a governor is area boy palava. It's a case of kettle calling pot black.

Arysexy:
Back to your generation.

Akwunakwuna muo. Nkita ekuke lacha gi Ike.
Ike nsi. Afo sagbuo gi e be afu. Otolo gbalie gi Ike. Anu mpama. Nwa osuaka, onye ofe mmiri. Ndi oji Isi mnadu esi ofe.

Come pursue us from Lagos. This one just confirmed my jealousy assertion. Lazy bones want to eat their cake and have it.

Ezi

If your dessert were not barren and infertile, you'd stay there. If you want to stay here, stay but you MUST conform.

Just so you know, I won't dignify your comment with anymore response. Asiere!

I have a 9mobile line that I have not recharged for more than a year now. It used to be my main line. I got pissed off by their abysmally poor services. I'd do data subscription and will be unable to browse. You'll be searching for network all over. It went on for months and I just vex. Now people call me on the line but I don't put any money on it.

Arysexy:
Accommodation kee you there!

Obiano had yoruba in his govt. Presently Hope has yoruba in his govt. Rochas had yoruba in his govt. What's the big deal.

We are allowed to own property like you dashed d properties to igbos? Are you for real?
Accommodating a fellow Nigerian? You are out of your senses by that statement.

The day you Yorubas are tired, demand for a separate country, you accommodate shyt in one Nigeria, u Gerrit? Nonsense!

Accommodation lacha gi Anya there!

I know it's useless being civil with you.

Oloriburuku atoole, to nfi ipa ji iya e lori bed ni e. Ko si bi won se ma se ebolo yin ti o ni run gbe, eyin omo a ti oko wa ba le je. Radarada! As if dey fit leave Lagos. Won bi good mo fada yin!

Arysexy:
That's my opinion, you are entitled to yours.

I said what I observed. If you are yoruba. Change and stop dragging igbos that don't cause trouble in your land.

Northerners have been killing you for ages in lagos, ibadan etc over little quarrel, I don't see you ppl drag them like you drag igbos out of jealousy

That's the problem with you guys. Only God knows how you reason. You are never objective for once. Same for one of your kinsmen here, GGirll. Opolo yin ti yooro.

Fashola is dragging Ibos, yet he had an Ibo man in his cabinet. Tinubu has an Ibo man working with him back then too. Yoruba is the most liberal of all the tribes. Does that ever happen in any of the southeastern states? You get Yoruba man for any post? You are allowed to own properties here, do you allow that in your states? Mention any region in the whole of Nigeria that is as accommodating of Ibos as Southwest, especially Lagos. Yet, you are not satisfied. You keep whining like a broken record. One day, you will ask Akiolu to stand up from his seat for you.

Oliver Twists!

Arysexy:
Hausa always fighting yoruba in yoruba land, but Afonja will leave them to attack igbos that are peacefully doing business in their land due to jealousy

SMH

Must everything be about bigotry? Leave your ego issues and contribute to the matter on ground if not hold your peace.

If Lagos is not peaceful, even you as a gentleman cannot go about your business peacefully. Know that.

Maxymilliano:
The menace of Okada riders, particularly of northern extraction need to be checked, they seemed to be everywhere in Lagos.

They're an army who have stealthily crept in on all of us. While we sleep, the army keep growing and now we're surrounded, totally immersed in the murky waters of malicious Aboki Okada riders. Go to Oyingbo, na dem. Go to Obalende, na dem. Go to Idumota, na dem. Go to Agege, na dem. Go to Surulere, na dem!

If any war should break out now, I don't know how we will fare. Now this sh***t cannot happen in Kano, Abuja or Zaria.

We see evil here and we allow it to fester. I thought there was a time they were banned and the menace went away. Now, they're back bigger and stronger.

What exactly is the problem of Mr. Sanwoolu?

Mooh247:




A 60 year old man with full grey hair while an 80 years old man has full black hair

Politics and Governance is not easy




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Very true.

I noticed this fact about governance a few years back.

Go and google Obama and Fashola's pictures at their swearing in and afterwards and see the difference.

When they say "Uneasy lies the head..." I now know the meaning

@ Sugargirlojo, Ah! Kilode? E ti fi ibon fo wa lenu rekereke!

See, number one solution for you. Enrol with me if you are in Lagos. Let's work on your English. It sucks!

Secondly. I don't know your age. If you're not in that desperate age range wanting to settle down quickly, then send that guy a million miles away from you. He's an enemy.

How can somebody be using me as reserve, substitute? E gba mi! If I can't be in the first 11, then he should forget it. For the mere fact that he has not broken up with the other lady, that means he's undecided. Before you will come and talk to me, you need to have been as certain as death that you want me otherwise No Show! Mo Jo ra mi l'oju gan o. Nobody messes with me.

Madam Sugar, next time you see him, tell him to walk unless he's coming with concrete evidence that he's single again. How can you not want me and still not want me to hang around with prospective suitors?

I just want to say God bless my husband abundantly.

Parachoko:
I wish a revolution is possible in Nigeria

Every Governor that have rule in the South South, their commissioners, and top civil servants and their families all need to be burnt alive.

There is nothing reasonable on ground that can be point to since 1999. What a shame.

That's what I keep telling some people here. I've been to those parts and there's nothing to write home about especially the inside inside. The people should hold their leaders accountable and leave Tinubu issues alone. There are big thieves within their enclaves.

Hassanmaye:
You should have given it to him

Do you know the people they call Animasaun? I am not a cheerful giver.

drlateef:
I wish I was in that position of privilege information about the weakness of men of God. I will be having a secret laugh on daily basis when I see people kneeling before adulterers who call themselves pastors for prayers.

I have two of them like that. There's one, people will buy a new car, they'll take it to him for blessings. He will take his bottle of holy water and begin to sprinkle and rebuke evil spirits. They'll do commissioning of new building, he too will take scissors, they'll post the videos on social media. I'll look and laugh. Somebody that I know the shape and size of his something. I'm not a member of their flock so if they see him as a saint, that's their problem. He may repent one day.

drlateef:
If we can find a way to open the mouth of women, the roof on this world will cave in. They know the dirty secrets of so-called saints and angels among men. If the world knew those secrets, the war that will start will be worse than nuclear wars. Lol

Yes o, we dey see many things o!

dcosmosboy:
A certain pastor instead of exposing him. you guys will keep covering these bad eggs and come back to complain (shakes head )

I'm not complaining. I just find it amusing.

See, anything that has to do with God, I am usually careful. Let God himself deal with him.

A certain pastor used to slid into my DM and send all kinds of pictures to me, his pictures. I just wonder at the church members. They don't know who their pastor really is. Mtcheeew!

I go to Abuja once in a while to visit big sis. She lives in Maitama and it's a nice neighborhood. Electricity is constant almost 24/7. That's the only place I know. I'm an indoor person. Whenever I'm bored, I stroll around the neighborhood. You hardly see people on the streets, very lonely streets. We do drive round the town in the evenings when she's back from work but that's that. I don't know this Asokoro that you write about. I guess that's where the money bags reside. Naija and class!

VictorUSA:
You are harsh!

Ah! Harsh ke? What is harsh about what I said.

O da, e ma binu o.

Cerebellum:
Women whose... Not who

That's how to know the people who didn't listen to their English teachers.

All that I know is that I cannot leave my husband for any reason in the world. We're a Siamese twin.

My husband's kid sister has been married for close to 15 years now (she was married before us) Her husband travelled to Germany shortly after, I think 2 years after the marriage. They managed to have a son before he left. He comes home once in a while.

In the fifteen years, he hasn't been around for up to 8 times. I've not been putting mind to it until recently that why is she still in Nigeria? Nobody is concerned to probe the husband why he left the wife here untended because the other siblings are all men. She's the only girl in the family. Their parents are late. I asked my husband why he's not asking his sister what's up between her and hubby and he said he doesn't poke nose into affairs that do not concern him. But in this case I wonder, it's your sister, your only sister plus her hubby is your friend! I'm only an in-law can't do much.

Plus she's not so rich. She still disturbs my husband for things once in a while.

I don't think I can take such anyway. If you won't be here, and I can't be with you. Then it's better we go our separate ways. I love attention. I like to be doted on every minute if not I can stray. That's me!

Awww!

See what pussyfooting can cause a man!