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Amotolongbo:
You are the most ignorant person here.

Wole Shoyinka is a devoted Ogun worshipper.

How is an Ogun worshipper an atheist?

The problem with children like you is that anyone who is neither a Christian nor a Muslim is definitely an atheist.

Go and get a brain

Plenty e-Hugs from me to you.

Malory:
Meaning Yoruba nation is dead and buried?

Iwo lo ma ku t'ebi t'ara, ti won ma so e si koto t'omo t'omo.

wunmi590:
This same stubbornness is what your mum adviced you about before delving into the relationship....

Bros, you will pay it, the only things is just that it might not be much like how it should have been when she was alive.....

Leave him. I know his type. Him be wetin Yorubas dey call "Alagidi Talika!"

I know before you talk am say the woman go be Ibo. The culture may seem weird but it's a way to check moral decadence in our society. I mean what's a woman doing in your house when you have not done right by her?

Brownshoe:
let rub minds, if you don't mind, 08081171739 Whatsapp.

Let's not rub mindz, I am married.

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Brownshoe:
omo osogbo, i sight you

I no be Osogbo o! Which kain Osogbo? I be proudly Kogi State o.

paulolee:
congrats mr carlo, a very calm n gentle tactician dt i just love, his only "bad" was dt Liverpool come back against milan in ucl final..
I was jus surprised seeing him win 22 trophies in more than 25 years but a younger pep have won 31 trophies in less than 20 years, only behind the legendary lucescu and sir alex that spent more than 4 decades coaching..
still yet, some critics are saying pep is over hyped and asking for a UCL before pep can earn more respect, I pray It all ends this season when city wins the UCL..

Amen to your prayers.

I'll pick Man City a hundred times over before Man U

Not a fan but an admirer.

#COYG

Wawelexy:
you re wrong tho. I have seen some live peacefully together and also love each other kids.

I have seen one like that too growing up. It's a Muslim family and I love them so much. At a point they were all living together in Lag. Then the younger wife moved to Ilorin to take care of the family business. The funny thing, the kids of the first wife all moved to be with the younger wife, while the kids of the younger wife opted to stay with the first wife. The kids are grown, some of them are my age mate, we're friends, I do visit their house so I know there's no rancour. At a point when I had to go collect my NYSC call up letter, I stayed with them for the few days I spent in Ilorin. Very peaceful family, you can't tell the difference between them. Their dad is late now and all the kids married.

Congratulations CR7
God will keep this one. You won't see the death of your kids anymore.

I have never supported any of the clubs you have played in.

But I've known you are gonna be great since your first stint at Man U.

You're my own G.O.A.T

I am my club's girl through and through #COYG

Nealson:
O boy!..... I love this yoruba adage, ọmọ ọdọ àgbá i hail thee. If you don't mind can we be friends?

We're friends already.

Luzebox:
And wen you are 40 and your pu**y don turn bolehole and your vein don green finish ...whatnext?

That is the very least of your problem.

Kriss216:
97.432% of men married to Nigerian girls are suffering. Forget the social media fake smile. They're all living in self denial.

No sane man will abandon a good woman or treat her bad.

Dear men, don't let your wife stop you from finding the love of your life.

You're not us. We are in a more privileged position to see things than you. Beyond the boobies and the hole you wanna f**k, do you see anything else? No! No!

When you come to us whinning like a broken record, or corpse wey dem comot him cloth, we know. We can read between the lines if your wife is a good woman or not. Many cases, they are and your rants are invalid. The poor woman just wants you to grow up and be responsible. Since we no com be your mama, whether you grow or you no grow, wetin concern us? Your wife got kids for you so she got to be concerned! We just want the goodies delivered, we bloat your egos and spur you on, and like the egoists that you are, you think you are playing the Ezedike, again, what do we care? That's how you lose the good woman you have at home. Your loss is our utmost gain. Kwantinuu!

Side chick/Baby Mama Association

Malory:
Thieves

Wetin dem steal for your market?

CalabarPikin:
Awwnn


So sweet to hear


Jah bless the new born


May Jah the cry of those looking for children

Amen and Amen and Amen!

matrix199:
All those wanting Tinubu to be president actually hate him. They want to hasten him to kick the bucket. See how frail looking he is. Buhari is 50times healthier than this ancestor


He truly looks lesser among those young men. He looks like their Oracle.

Ah Ahn! This your hyperbole is out of this world! How can Buhari be 50 times healthier than Tinubu? Ah! E buru o! The Buhari that we know or another one from your book of fallacies.

No matter how hard you try, all of una U no reach 1, who don great don great!
Tinubu is not a young man. He might have lost the sturdiness and verve of youthfulness, fine. But his brain is intact, untainted. It's what we need now. His think tank surpasses all of his other contemporaries. Take it or leave it. Stop hating!

I will never open this my mouth and tell any man that I like him, call me old school.

The most I'll do is from my body language. I'll smile with and at you. Believe you me, my smile doesn't come cheaply. We'll gist and joke together. You'll just know that I'm fond of you. If you are able to take the cue, fine. If not, it's also fine. That means if I take it further and coaxed you into dating me, trouble looms ahead. But if I throw subtle hints at you and you quickly catch them, it means you have the tendencies to fall ordinarily, then we may not have problems.

Albertone:
And apparently, you didn't finish your university education when there were no phones.So,no maths to do.

If you're not in your forties atleast, you can't talk about birthing me.Except you're a victim of child abuse leading to early and unwanted pregnancy.

You're smart. You have already done the Math.

And maybe your Math is good, your punctuation actually sucks.

RickSanchez, sorry it just reached your turn.

O de ba Olugbon, o fi s'osun, o fi para. O de ba Aresa, Oun na fi s'osun o fi para. Orangun Ile ila naa o gbe'hin.

Nobody can have it all good!

Albertone:
Mother to son
Hanty you can't give birth to my age mate abeg

On a more serious note, you people are making me scared of women.
Don't you feel the earlier I get close to women,the better?

Do you know how old I am? Honestly, I could birth you if I finished my university education when there were no phones. Do the math.

Albertone:
These days,the way I'm craving for a girlfriend is alarming.Every girl is literally attractive to me.Something that doesn't happen before.
I'm 19 years old and about to be 20 in may.I've never dated before.

I read similar stories here and everyone says "Go and read your books and forget women","Go and focus on making money and leave women".Well, I'm a student in a polytechnic, above average in grades.I am dead broke and still dependent.I am not idle as I am learning a trade.
But this feeling of craving for love is so strong.
When I was going through puberty,it was mostly sexual urges and infatuations.I was done with puberty at 16 and this feeling is very different from infatuation.

I am a very handsome dude,atleast both male and female compliment me so.I get a lot of greenlights but inexperience and shyness make me ignore.

What do you suggest I do?

Still go and face your books and pay mind to your apprenticeship. You're truly not ripe to swim in the murky waters that is women.

...Words of wisdom from a mother to her son.

Medianna:
I've not entered a mortuary before.. But I thought its cold all this while

I did once. I couldn't even go beyond the first step inside.

Armed robbers they shot my uncle-in-law in the neck and his friends whom he was with called my big sister, his wife, to come check the corpse. Imagine this life, a medical doctor and he couldn't even save himself. When I saw the blood I couldn't go further, I ran back. Really sad day.

Itohanmiwa:
Elevate app.

Gamesmaster!

I have Elevate on my phone too. It helps build your IQ

Pinterest: From fashion to Education, you get ideas

Vidmate: Download any video and listen to or watch it later. Any video at all.

PLAYit: it's an app that you can play your videos on, especially musical videos. It has sound balancing commands, you can enlarge the screen, you can change the tempo of the beat. I use it for my choir stuff.

Canva: I do all sorts with Canva, I design cards, prepare lesson notes, flyers with Canva.

WPS office: That's my mini office.

Academia, Gauthmath, Brainly: These three apps help with teaching the kids.

Lumosity: IQ building game. It's like Elevate

Mys Tyler: My fashion go-to app

Perfect Piano: Still for my choir stuff. I am music, music is me.

Glassdoor and LinkedIn: Use these to connect on professional grounds

Oxford English Dictionary: For Looking up words

Candy Crush, Subway Surf, Block Puzzle, Jewel Switch, Bubble blast, Fruit Legend, love-vendor my Car etc are for entertainment purposes.

Professor Yemi Osinbajo

May 15.

Legendrysailor:
Lol, really

Yeah!

Austinbiggy:
And the woman is happy with it. can you imagine culture

Na the woman you dey talk about. Her own is small. What about the elderly people who graced the occasion? This life will soon end.

Legendrysailor:
Hell no !!!!

Two investors mining one clitocurrency.



Pls if u are interested in mining clitocurrency both fresh and decayed hit me up.

I love this dog meme! I was rolling on the floor.

AntiChristian:
I think you need to put parental control measures on that gadget such that fb and other social media are blocked. And only what is needed educationally remains.

Times are really changing.

Yes. Thank you.

Yes.

God works in mysterious ways. We were planning our wedding at the time and was looking for an accommodation. There was a specification we wanted and that particular one has been scarce. This particular day I was to attend the choir practice by 6pm. When I got to church however, it was the beginning of the month prayer meeting that was on. We normally do prayers and fasting for the first 3 days of every month and that program overrides every other one. I was disappointed but I couldn't go back.

Then the pastor said something. He said somebody has been anticipating something and there has been no way through; and that today is the day of breakthrough. In my mind, I just dismissed what he said.

It's like this pastor no dey check time. Which kind miracle again when evening don come. Maybe another day sha, miracle wey wan happen and e no happen since morning, abegi!

But he was insistent that when one of us got home, he'd be greeted with the good news.
It happened exactly like that. We paid for the apartment the same evening. Even if we wanted to move in that same evening, we could. Amazing!

That's the kinda miracle God will do in your life in this 2022. 11th hour miracle.

AntiChristian:
Indecent dressing, lack of concrete/positive parental care towards kids, unnecessary freedom with gadgets and media plus the subtle promotion of "freedom mentality" are some causes of that kids ordeal.

Things are happening. Assuming the video no leak na so that 10yr old go do that kind thing bone face?

Make we set good examples for our wards.

My baby girl is 12, she has an iPad that I got basically for study purposes. The only kind of monitoring I do is I share data with her and I gauge when it should finish. The next thing I see? Her friend request on fb! My eyes popped! I asked her to delete her account fast before I close and open my eyes. Now there are more stringent measures. Ta n ni radarada!

sliksusan:
l have live
Mali 2004 Mali very hard to live and sun in Mali very bad many area in Mali dirty Mali speaking french language and Bambara
Burkina Faso very hard also but much better than Mali or Niger Niamey
when l left Burkina Faso year 2008 l went to Niger Niamey collect my china visa on my Burkina Faso passport l got it l am only stay 2 month in Niger Niamey that Niger is very bad country with too much sun like 60 degree there capital very small like village in Nigeria Niger and Mali t suffer too much
Gambia l have live there year 2004 in Talinding Gambia is small country but is good and nice country there girls like Nigeria guys but Gambia boys very lazy so much in the morning till night only to drink tea which have too much sugar during that time l have Gambia resident permit there permit is like national ID card but maybe them have change it now
Senegal l have live there year 2009 in Yoff street not to far to Airport Senegal very expensive like house rent very expensive food expesnive
only fish very cheaper but Senegal very development more than Burkina Faso or Mali or Gambia but expensive most our Nigeria brother have business there like shop most also doing internet fraud l have spend 8 month there before left there to Jakarta Indonesia

Wow! I like you already. At least people can benefit from these bits of information. Thank you.

SenecaTheYonger:
The Turkish invasion of Cyprus in 1974 de facto partitioned the island into two political areas: 99.5% of Greek Cypriots now live in the Republic of Cyprus while 98.7% of Turkish Cypriots live in Northern Cyprus

I hear the Turkish controlled part is a lesser evil.

I've researched about Haiti, I think Nigeria is better though.

michigang:
i've got a bass voice. Deep one, could make the walls shake. Apart from reggae, what else do you groove to?

Musicians really don't segregate. I listen to many genres of music. Although I particularly like South African music -Joyous Celebration (their indigenous songs) I listen to worship songs as done by Hillsong and co, I groove to Ebenezer Obey, Tope Alabi, Adeyinka, Bekes and the rest of them.