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I suspect just plain exhaustion.

HOWEVER, I have some issues with the story. What do they mean by "self-servicing 42 times without stopping"? Do they mean that he e.jacualated 42 times?

And even more incredulously that he immediately continued touching himself after releasing, continuously for 42 f**king times??

you're more likely to get cancer from the sun that beats you, from the air you inhale, from the garri you drink, than from indomie.

it only means you're passing a lot of gassy shyyte.

One tip is to avoid eating very heavy meals late at night.

Reading the comments here especially those in passionate defense of the guy has left me dumbfounded.

Jaw dropping, eye-popping, ear-ringing astonishment.

Its a hopeless cause, I have to admit.

I find it interesting that the best person to respond to her allegation has maintained a curious silence all this while. No official statement to the best of my knowledge has proceeded from her.

Not only did she serve in the previous administration she is in fact one of the architects of the debt forgiveness. And it under her watch the Nigeria has once again amassed such a humongous debt.

I really wonder what could be going on in her mind. Because lets face, Ezekwesili's damming revelation, as I said in a previous thread, is a direct indictment on her.

horlatunde: Dis Man ought to die by firing squared.
Let do little mathematical calculation of
hw much he stole.
With dat #23billion, and he decides to
spend #1million every day it will take
him 63years to finish d money... Let's
calculate
365days = 1year
365 days * 63years=22995days
22995 days * 1million per
day=22995000000(22billion nine
hundred and ninety-five million)
remaining 5million 4 his burial wen he
die.
So therefore, if he spends half a million
every day, it will take me 63years * 2 =
126year.
U can see hw devilish dis pple cud be.....
And u bail such a person with 750k
only dats ridiculous man.

@ bolded. This is actually a start. Put pressure on our representatives to review the existing law. I do recall death penalty had actually been prescribed for corrupt practises in the past.

BTW where exactly in our law books is such a ridiculous penalty given such crimes?

Reference has continuously been made to section 309 of Criminal procedure code. Tried googling but nothing came up. what gives??

His limitations notwithstanding, I do believe the judge could have still used the opportunity to make a powerful statement on the need for an urgent review of the extant law. He could have made it clear that even though he's constrained on account of the current provisions, he would have loved to see something far more decisive, more punitive, something that would serve as an effective deterrent to would-be looters being given. Conscientious Judges have been known to do that in the past.

Surely, given his background, he cannot be foolish enough to believe the punishment meted was commensurate to the astounding gravity of the crime.

kushbab: i have been asked to come home this weekend for a family meeting. i can't help but be anxious of the outcome.

all the best

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many thanks.

I must say I'm rather surprised to see this from Apostle Suleman, a man I've come to respect.

Maxymilliano: I don't see how the judge erred in this case,

The accused (Former Police pension board boss, John yakubu Yusuf) pleaded guilty to 3 of the 20 charges brought against him by the Prosecuting Counsel (EFCC Lawyer, Rotimi Jacobs) but the law prescribes a 2-year jail term and an option of fine for 3-count charges.

The presiding judge, Abubakar Talba couldn't have ruled otherwise...

[size=28pt]THEN THE FRAMER OF THAT LAW SHOULD HAVE HIS BLEEPING BALLS EXCISED AND FED TO BLEEPING VULTURES!!!, or even more pertinent, now that we are in a democratic setting, HAS IT NOT OCCURRED TO THOSE KLEPTOMANIAC SHIITHEADS AT THE NASS that that statute was in need of an urgent review, especially after the Igbinedion and Bode George legal travesty??

BUNCH OF INCORRIGIBLE I/D/I/O/T/S!!! [/size]

#highly pissed#

lol! I have the same habit myself. rev to about 4000-5000rpms then switch off.

not really sure why I do it. . .

Please does anyone know where I can get a good mechanic and car electrician who specialized in NISSAN cars (PRIMERA in particular) in the Enugu/abakaliki axis?

responses will be apprciated

He has apologized. You'll should get on with it!

how many years imprisonment?

geeez: I keep saying Ibori won't be in jail now if he was tried in Nigeria while Henry Okah may be a minster now if he wasn't arrested in SA


I can imagine CNN's Jonathan Mann reporting this and he goes like, 'for stealing retired police men's pension funds worth guess ... $146m, a convict gets ... wait for it, a 2yr jail term but he's not gonna spend a night in behind bars as he was given an option of a fine of ... you won't believe this $1,500 bucks. I know a whole lotta people that would help him pay twice the fine or do the time to get a quarter of his booty ...

Na wa O!! This country don suffer!

if anything, I think her damning allegations are more an indictment of her good friend Okonjo-Iweala.

I don't know why Maku had to open his big mounth

HNosegbe: His first act when he returns should be to FIRE those aides of his. People cannot tell such barefaced lies to Nigerians and be allowed to keep their jobs.

The aides will simply claim he went on a vacation, and what anybody does with his/her vacation--medical check-up, body massages, visiting disneyland--is really nobody's business.

this kin phone conversation get as e be ooo. . .

but lets see what happens.

finally light in the salt city

Austine.E:
WTF! dont tell me that the gov.of maidugari & his security details,made up of the sss,police&other security out-fits allowed those bloody islamists to leave the govt house without being hounded down,this is nt acceptable,those bloody vultures allowed to walk back to their evil den!..on behalf of the good people of Nigeria,we do nt accept the cease fire,they cannt decieve us,after going into partnership with JAMB,they now want amnesty and other benefits,while attacking us on another front in the name of JAMB!..as a sovereign nation,we do nt dialogue with terrorists and islamists for that matter!

I thought I was the only one who saw it.

I still cannot even believe what my eyes have read. I would have seriously doubted its authenticity were ti not from a supposedly credible source, ie Vanguard.

It only in Naija that fiendishly callous and cold-blooded mass murderers responsible for unspeakable misery of thousands, if not millions, will be having 'closed with door meetings' with our elected representatives.


Its as obscenely ridiculous as hearing the Governor of Washington State having a close door meeting with Osama Bin Laden, when the latter was alive.

what is azonto sef?

nuorlah: Word 2010 is a big mess..cant figure everything out yet. I hope the 2013 is better.



I also prefer 2003

Really? well I don't use Word all that much. But the 2010 version of excel is pretty cool, especially the right click pasting options. But to be honest the difference between 2007 and 2010 versions is rather marginal.

Abagworo: MAIDUGURI-THE Jama’atul Ahalis Sunna Lida’awati Wal Jihad, a.k.a Boko Haram Islamic sect which has been terrorizing some states in the North, particularly Borno, Monday agreed to cease fire/lay down their arms for peace to prevail.
 
The agreement was reached after a group suspected to be members of the sect claimed to have  a closed door meeting with the Borno state Governor, Alhaji Kashim Shettima, other top government officials and religious leaders from the state.
More details soon

http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/01/boko-haram-agree-to-a-cease-fire/

[size=30pt]WHAT DA BLEEPING HELL IS THIS??

unbelieveable! So the govenor knew the sect members all along, abi?[/size]

hmmmmmm. . .this kontry sef. . .

Afam4eva: Can the lawyers in the house tell us if Chime has done anything wrong constitutionally. We also need to know if the apparatus of the state was handed over by him to his deputy as reported.

As far as the law is concerned, I don't think Chime has any case to answer. He duly handed over power to his deputy as attested to by the speaker, and the running of the state under Onyebuchi (dep gov) has gone on smoothly. Earlier allegations that the latter could not approve above 500k have turned out to be false.

You have to give it to Chime: given his legal background, he's obviously well acquainted with the constitution. Should he remain out of office for the next one year on account of 'accumulated leave', there nothing one can use to pin him constitutionally. SEG are just wasting their time.

No light 4 abalakiki as well

So she is actually blaming El-rufai for her stupi/dity?

What nonesense. She wanted to be a protitute all along, simepl!

well I suppose it depends on the nature of the journey. If its a short distance then its ok

but if it were the highway, then I don't think it acceptable.

[size=25pt]Did you say 55
more like 25!!!!!!![/size]
sure its not a typo??

aribisala0: OK

Contiriman. The tin wey CBN talk na im we dey tell una so;
Sirental Bank talk say dem go like make evribody get bank acant from big Alhaji with long cap to Mama Francis wey dey sell boli and Mama Ramo wey dey sell Shekpe.
Dem talk say some people dey use bank acant dey do big big thief; the one dem dey call korupshon and even dis Boko Haram people dey dey take am dey send big big money wey dem dey take buy gun,bombu and oda bad bad tins. This one come make dem bring new law Dem talk say dis law go help gofment to know who dey take him acant do good and bad tins


Na im government talk say any person wey him get pass 200000 for him bank acant say the bank must see some kain document for him hand like Driver licence ,Passport,NEPA bill or some oda kain document so dat dem go know who de person be and where e dey live. This one na for people wey get plenty money for dem acant ;
dem be two type High Value and Medium Value acant.
Medium Value ; You no fit put pass 40000 naira for one day and the money wey dey ya acant no fit pass 500000
High Value ; This one you fit put any amount inside. This one na for people wey get money sotayyyyyyyy de money "don't give a damn" and this one na for big man and woman like Jona and Patience
The other acant for poor people like mama Francis and Mama Ramo no need plenty document before you fit open am but you no fit put pass 20000 naira inside for one day and all the money wey dey inside must no pass 200000. If e pass so na im be say you don hammer enter big man acant level dem go say make you open Medium Value or High Value acant and make you go bring document come. Ehen

NOW I GERRIT!!