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Hello,

I sent you a DM. Waiting for your reply.
Cheers.

Yormey:
Hi guys

I am an adult, female. I live and work on the Island.

I need a companion who will be a friend and also be willing to go on dates, see movies, and just go out together.

He must be single, not married, not dating.

Anyone who is interested should pls send a DM.

Must be an adult- I am too
Must be working so that we will both have money to pay for dates and movies - I do also
Must live on the Island
Not problematic or wicked.
Must be kind-hearted and willing to explore
Must be fine/cute/handsome or just presentable or neat.

I don't have a car so if you have cool oh.

Thank you and pls DM

PS: I am an anti-social introvert and this is my attempt to try and go out this year cos I'm tired of my room

Give me your boss's digits, I'll take her out for Val.
There's absolutely nothing harmful about taking your boss out. Friends take friends out all the time.
All you need to do is to inform her straight up that you are taking her out tomorrow. You don't have to call it Val anything. Just get a good place to take her to, a very neutral location. A movie or something. A show, and perhaps a restaurant after that. Keep it absolutely casual. Keep it friendly. Don't mess up. Don't let your village people triumph over you. If you are gentlemanly and friendly enough tomorrow, she might just start thinking how to ask you out.

And it is rather annoying that a man will relegate himself to the status of a lady's backup plan. You must have some serious inferiority complex. For some reasons you seem to me like an opportunist. Like the only reason you are thinking of taking her out is because you feel she is desperate for someone to take her our, and suddenly you are now remembering that you like her deep inside. Stop it. Just stop it, otherwise it may end in tears for you.

iphi:
My boss posted on her WhatsApp story "Who will be my Val" and other series of messages concerning taking her out for Val.

I'm older than her and she respects me, deep down I really like her, I don't know if I should ask her playfully, we chat a lot. I tease her a little bit when she posts a picture that is not fine and we laugh over it.

I want to tell her if she is unsuccessful in her search for a date I can be her back up plan. I don't know if it's a good idea to tell her that. I need honest and matured opinions please.

Do you know what you are talking about? How do you expect a giant macromolecular complex like the coronavirus with genome size alone of about 26 to 32 kilobases (26000 to 32000 bases; bases refer to nucleic acid bases like the purines and pyrimidines). That's the genome alone without account for viral proteins. How can such a massive particle bind with molecular oxygen in the way you presented it as if the virus is being directly air-lifted and -borne by oxygen?

Realtalk20:
5. Coronavirus Is Airborne
A Chinese official finally recently confirmed a devastating fact about coronavirus: It is airborne.

Not only does it spread from direct contact and droplets from coughs and sneezes, but it can also bind with oxygen and travel much farther than thought before. Zeng Qun, Deputy Head of the Shanghai Civil Affairs Bureau, confirmed it in a press briefing.

Aerosol transmission refers to the mixing of the virus with droplets in the air to form aerosols, which causes infection after inhalation, according to medical experts. As such, we have called on the public to raise their awareness of the prevention and control of the disease caused by family gatherings.

Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ccn.com/5-reasons-coronavirus-is-way-worse-than-youve-been-led-to-believe/

Fatherhood don suffer.

IamD18:
What of her father?

You must have copied this from somewhere. You are not likely to have come up with this all by yourself dear Christian.

BornagainXtain:
As a born again Christian who is meant to speak the truth at all times, i think the igbos need to align with other Nigerians and produce the next president. It seems feasible than this nonsense biafra that has wasted uncountable lives. How can any sane person demand for a country within a country? Things like this never happens in Muslim nations yet we Christians demonize their Islamic rulings. It's quite unfortunate that the other Christian communities in the country are not persuading the igbos to abandon biafra and believe in one Nigeria

Do you know the meaning of 'each'?


[quote author= post=86584982]Watch as Nairaland Hypocrites that castigated, abused, cursed and vilified this same Justice some months back come out and start praising her to high heavens now.

Number One Characteristics of a wailer : HYPOCRISY!!

@Yele,
Sha make sure you share the money 50/50 to Bakare and not try to form 'I be ur oga' or i spent more days in detention pass you!
Give him his 100K complete biko!
Or else, there will be a revolution starting from the court premises!

Detention is Detention!

God bless Justice Ijeoma.
God bless Nigeria.

We Rise![/quote]

The same government that claimed to be fighting corruption through IPPIS.
Buhari is smarter than most people give him credit for. He is the most corrupt president in the history of Nigeria. And after he is gone is when many of us will realize how much he has destroyed the country. This country will breakdown specifically because of him.

1) He emasculated the FCC deliberately to be able to get away with nepotism and the Northern agenda in recruitment
2) He serves as the grand patron of a terrorist organization, Miyetti Allah and refuses to say a thing against the later's inciting remarks
3) He mobilizes soldiers to fight and be killed by Boko Haram while he spends state money to pamper Boko Haram in the name of rehabilitating them, and then releases them back to continue their attacks.
4) He is leading assault against ASUU right now, because that's an arm of the country that can stop him. The next assault will be against NLC.

People don't change. The only place where he is not so smart is in believing that he can actually in this 21st century carry out a subjugation of Nigeria. He tried it through Ruga, he was silenced. And Amotekun is just something he and his cohort never anticipated.

Paid to be stupid people.

Limitednow:
When those protesting doesn't know about what they are demonstrating.

Surely, these were recruited.

You should not be worried. You should be happy that he voiced that out to you. What you need to do now is not to argue with him, but to give him experiential re-education. Make sure you start washing more with him; give him a small bowl, throw his pant inside and give him soap and water, while you wash together with him. He will love it, but importantly he will gradually learn that each person (boy or girl) must have basic skills to take care of himself.
Don't limit it there, make sure you introduce him to all chores including cooking, cleaning and so on. Build him into a real man who is not just able to fend for his own, but can also take care of himself and his household.

If your wife/gf has a full time job like you as a man, then house chores belong to both of you as well.

JONNYSPUTE:
How Do I Make My 4years Old Son Understand Or S He Still Too Young

Happy Sunday my fellow Nairalanders. Sure we all are cool?

Sorry to bother you all but I have been worried since what transpired between myself and my son who will be 4yrs by June this year.

I was not able to go to church today due to the fact that I just came back from travel very late yesterday night.

So I was asleep when my wife and my two sons left for service. I woke up around some minutes after 12 noon and decided to wash some of the undies I wore during my journey.

As I was doing that, my wife and kids came back and my son rushed straight to my room shouting daddy daddy, when I answered from the bathroom and he came in and saw me washing, the question he asked me has been making me uncomfortable.

He said "Daddy, why are you washing? Are you a girl? Before he could finish that my wife walked in and said to him, Don't worry, very soon you will start washing your clothes by yourself but what got me more worried was his reply. He told my wife that he won't wash his cloths that it's girls that are supposed to be washing.

Honestly, I'm worried, will he out grow this mentality?

I need a wide coverage, please.

Amotekun does not rehabilitate. Go figure.

What a sad comedy. The Fulanis should keep deceiving themselves. Recycling criminality and thinking it is Nigerians they are deceiving. Military men of Southern origin should seek deployment out of this bad joke they call insurgency. Let the North use its own Northern military personnel to confront the terrorism they are breeding and watering in their own backyard.

Amotekun will not rehabilitate and that is why the North has been panicking since that security network came to light.

baliyubla:
Eniola Akinkuotu, Abuja
https://punchng.com/1-400-repentant-bharam-suspects-released/

If we talk now a silly Senator will start saying it is his fundamental privacy right to have 27 children since his father had over 40.

Just too many haters in Nigeria.

What's your business whether dem marry or not? The two families don meet at the Introduction, what else do you want envious bi..rtches every where. Instead of focusing on their own unmarriageable-ness they are busy having headache on whether a Yoruba man marries or dates Igbo babe.

Love has no tribe biko, so go shut the f*ck up somewhere, you generation of haters.

Anjollysblog:
Chioma authoritatively replies a lady trying to “babymama-zone” her

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8ZqAb8hGVQ/?igshid=6ghhu0t73q1s

Broke
See this Olosho calling me broke.

Shugavee:
broke Men anthem,, I need not argue with you , I know ur type

Esau.

Oh really?

Our uniformed technical defeaters are here again.

Thunder fire you there! Nonsense.
Don't be unfortunate early this morning. Generation of rapis.t.

Quality20:
in Islam parents are highly responsible for their children and wards under them. Pls allow the man do as he please, he isn't going to hurt his daughter. she is under his care and will account for her on judgement day. Pls don't spoil another man's family, u are only a random boyfriend who might eventually use,dump n spoil d innocent girls life.
I'm myself dating a Hausa lady and I know n accept that the father can chose to marry her out to any man he wish and I can't question that. Even though I love her, I'm not going to tell her to rebel against her parents. I repeat, don't spoil things for other ppl, u r not responsible for this girl and u can't change that. Cultures vary a lot, u can't impose ur cultural views on others

Our better president.

And on the Front Page.
The Nairaland mods that push trash to the front page are such weirdos, or just plain comedians, pushing such flippant matters of zero importance to the front page. One wonders if some of these so-called celebrities pay them for things like this... Just push my nonsense to the front page, and I will give you a lap dance.

echepops:
Lambo in a Lambo literally!

https://www.instagram.com/p/B8OIzl3FC1A/?hl=en

Very interesting submission.

Jerusalem indeed.

jeff1607:
married men Know how to take care of ladies like gifts (even when they least expect it) very good with surprises (most ladies love this) ,free trips n vacations , she can even bring her friends along , le boo won't argue
when the so called ladies misbehave ,cheats or start their usual mood swings ,the married man doesn't hold grudges he as long as he gets his usual [b]entry to Jerusalem and other delights the daughter of Delilah [/b]can offer he would give her the space she needs, a lover or bf won't
As long as you know how to part your part and madam doesn't get to know , the bad side is most would get feelings involved and want to take the position of madam in general .

ladies over to you

Benefit kwa? What benefits?

neonly:
Yes with benefitsno body lose

Sex is sex, which one is now adultery o?

AshiraWealthy:
Nope.
Thou shall not commit adultery.

E ma gba mi ke!!!
Se baba arugbo yi ti mugbo yo ni, abi ki l'oun daamu exactly?

You ended Boko Haram kini?
Thunder fire you there!
Thunder fire the mouth wey you take communicate that asinine remark!
Thunder fire all Buharideens, people of inverted brain!
The kind thunder wey decimate those Filanu cows for Ondo State and Osun State.

You're welcome.

MissGodOwn:
Thank u.

This is a controversial topic I am sure. I was in a conversation with a bevy of ladies I met last weekend at an event. Someone was complaining about her boyfriend whom she thought was being too petty over some things. Another friend responded that may she should consider dating a married man who was interested in her. That's how the argument started, and it was to say the least, deeply intriguing that ladies sometimes are bold enough to affirm something that goes against popular societal expectation...

So, as a lady, can you date a married man, or a man that is engaged to someone else, or has another girlfriend?
If yes, why?
If no, why?

You are gorgeous! Both in speech and in looks.

MissGodOwn:
I couldn't agree more.

I love you already sis!
Best comment ever.
There is nothing wrong in a man spoiling his babe but that doesn't give any girl the right to be dependent on any man. No matter how generous that man is, anything can happen at anytime, and the woman should be able to sustain her's and her children's lives.

freecocoa:
Why are you vexing na? It’s just the simple truth. If you need a man to do something before you make your hair, or buy recharge cards, then you are the problem, not the man. Fine the man might be stingy, still, the mindset that he should be responsible for those things is just wrong.

Did you read that from the Quran or from the Bible?
And what is your own responsibility to the man o Madam?
And what is your own responsibility to yourself if it's the man's job to take care of you? Are you handicapped in any way?

Wake up, most men don't want liabilities in their babes in this age. You either contribute meaningfully or get the f**k out. If a man marries a woman with entitlement mentality, if he dies and leaves children behind them go suffer and she go still return to her olosho work last last.

Shugavee:
sadly even if u can do those things for urself !! But it’s ur man responsibility to change ur hair n update ur toiletries !! That’s the least man should do no matter what.. if not he doesn’t see u as his own

Aunty Not-Stingy. How much you don give your bf to buy recharge card, make his hair and change his wardrobe?

Or is there a law that says you must not give you guy something?

This your story just get k-leg sha. If a man likes you, he spends on you. And if he refuses to spend on you maybe you are one of the babes that think they are very smart.

Davido and Kizz Daniel will complete the dialogue for us

[Intro]
Loving You Na Scam O
(Oh I don try for your matter o)
It's Major Bangz

[Verse 1: Davido]
Every time wire me money (Shekpe)
Hello baby, have You sent it (Na wa)

You don't even know what you do to me
Shofe kolosho gba mula mi ni
Olomoge you be scammer
I dey follow you for back o
Baby you blow my mind, I no go lie

[Chorus]
See baby, if you want to leave, biko leave
No do shakara, no dey carry your shoulder o
As you see me so baby, na because of you I don kolo
See I don dey go, one ticket obodo oyibo

toby4ever:
dating a guy who wudnt wanna knw if u recharge ur fone,make ur hair,change ur wardrobe..even wen u tel him u wanna do dese tins he tells u he has a project...hrd tinz lik he wouldnt b lik dat wen he marries u,he doesnt wanna spend on a gal who wud leave him at d end of the day buh if u r his wife he wudnt b stingy to u..now i ask nairalanders,babes wud u date a guy lik dis? and generally would he change if he eventually marries her?..drop comments,no insults pls

It will end in tears

How many of you also thought pot of soup means her cookie jar?

But then you found out that pot of soup is actually pot of soup.

Iwantpeace:
I Need Advice About My Brother Inlaw Attitude

Hello good morning Nairalanders. I have been a guest and a member of this forum for quite some time now. I have equally seen and learnt from the inputs of many issues brought here especially family one. So I decided to create this new account.

I am a new married woman, my marriage is barely 3 months. Before we got married I and my husband agreed that visitors will not stay longer than 2 weeks in our home. Although he begged me that his immediate younger brother whom has been staying with him will stay for a while or comes to stay with us anytime he is on holidays.

I reluctantly agreed just for peace to reign. He shuttles between our home and my SIL homes for now. To cut the long story short, prior to when we got married that I go visit my then fiancé, anytime I cook this guy is fond of dipping his hands into my pot of soup or food without asking me and this is what I am not comfortable with and I really don't like it. I have sister in law too and I have sisters too anytime I go visiting I don't dip my hands into their pot of food without their consent I see it as something disrespectful.

Again, I couldn't talk then because I feel he may say 'ha dem never marry her she dun de get attitude', now he's continued the same attitude. Yesterday, I made food for the house, dished his own, he ate and slept off when he woke up late in the night he went to my pot again and spoilt my dishing spoon in the process. meanwhile I have not dished out my husband's meal.

Coincidentally, my husband came in from work at that moment and I was going to the kitchen to serve him his meal when I saw him doing what I don't like. When he saw me he said 'this spoon dun spoil '. I kept quiet. I later discussed with my husband, told him that I am not happy with the way his brother is entering my kitchen anyhow n because I am someone that don't like keeping things in my mind I like saying it out to free myself. When I told my husband he said we will talk in the morning.

This morning, the first thing this brother in law of mine was to go straight to the kitchen to look for something to eat. This is someone that will eat and keep the dishes, whenever he is around I don't stay in the living room anymore, my room and my phone is my companion because we stay in a one bedroom flat for now. He's giving me this attitude of it's my brother's house so I can do as I please, when he comes back he expects me to greet him first. I am not saying he cannot stay but my main issue is that he is tempering with my kitchen and trying to flex muscles with me.

Pls how do I handle this issue with my husband amicably because up till now he hasn't said anything and it's bothering me?