₦airaland Forum

I wanna throw up!
Small time now den go come with a disease name for am.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news/woman-who-lives-full-time-21563115.amp

You are not Homo sapiens.
You are Homo slowpoke.

Handsomejok:
Before marrying my wife, my business was moving well. I had an appliances big shop with full of things. I made a lots of money monthly and was able to pay all my bills and take care of my single mother and siblings without fail.

Bbut since we got married, just two months and 5 days after our marriage, my shop caught fire. I have lost almost everything only managed to save some few things, had to pay for all the damages to my landlord (the shop owner ) I’m still owning him money and I’m now renting a small shop but things are not working.

I have so much debts to pay to so many people including my previous shop landlord, can’t afford a 3 square meals, can’t afford to pay house rent, can’t afford to pay my shop rent and we have moved to my parents house.

My wife is pregnant and due in April, we haven’t bought anything for the baby. I wish never met her in my life cos she has completely destroyed my life and I have nothing left. She is evil. Haven’t confronted her cos of her condition, don’t want to add more stress to her and am waiting for her to put to bed then I will confront her and chase her away. I will keep the baby with me so she can go with her child she had before we met. I just hate her so much and I want nothing to do with her anymore.

Please what do you suggest I do?

You wish! Because then you would believe you have a point.

Until you guys own your shit, it's definitely not anyone's job to help you realize your potentials as students. No one is paid to do that. All Nigerians, students, lecturers, drivers, gatemen, etc are all going through their own kind of shit in the country. And it is the height of irresponsibility for students to think that their inability to make headway academically is caused by the teachers. If you can't handle shit, then quit and build a life elsehwere. If any university staff has done anything unprofessional and wrong, then be man enough to get justice appropriately.

Enough of this others-are-to-blame for everything confronting you. This is something we Nigerians don't know how to do, to take responsibility for our own situations.

That guy died because he killed himself. Period. Because he was depressed, and without clinical help he was gonna kill himself any way, and any trigger could have caused it. It could be as simple as friends making jest of him

Rgade:
Very funny.
You must be a lecturer, be careful how you deal with thousands of students who have futures and potentials.

Please return the phone to your mummy since you are done playing game with it.

Imaginary combatant. Olodo. Better go read your book, or go learn a trade if your brain no fit cope for school.

Rgade:
99.9% of suicide incidents among University students are caused by sadist narcissistic lecturers.
Be that as it may, I have placed an order for a Benelli M4..... lookout bitches.

Which part of the report say na lecturer or the university kill am?

Take it or leave it, a psychologically depressed person will always find a reason to kill himself/herself. It has nothing to do with the people he interacted with. Simple conflict with depressed persons has made them take their lives. Simple reprimand by parents, or even jealousy over partners, or a partner cheating on them...

Get it into your thick skull: depression is a disease, and ultimately each person is responsible for his/her own decisions.

As Nigerians we all go through shit every fucking day in life. If people in the West go through 10% of some of the things we go through in Nigeria most of them will have taken their own lives. A dude found out his three children were not his after so many years, he didn't kill himself. You save meticulously to start a business, and you are swindled by your fellow citizen. You still don't kill yourself. You write JAMB 4, 5, 6 times and you no get admission, you still don't kill yourself. You enter school, ASUU, NASU, SANNU, student strikes no allow you graduate, you still no kill yourself. You eventually graduated, 4, 5, 6...10 years you still no get job, you still no kill yourself...

Now you are struggling academically, you go drink poison. Abeg shift, no one is responsible for your death. Your disease is the cause of your death.

Depression is a disease.

Rgade:
Damn...
Na wetin all these demonic Mech Engineering lecturers wan make I do.
Time done reach for me to dey carry Glock dey enter school.... if you annoy me, I smoke you.

He should be tried for murder and sentenced accordingly. Period.

obembet:
Source: https://punchng.com/police-recommend-sars-operatives-dismissal-over-sagamu-footballers-killing/

Is that not a cooler under the table?
I wonder what kind of food dey inside. Kunu maybe.

Linda Ikeji is a pathetic liar. There is no single sex enhancement drug in the foto. To justify her twisting of the narrative she now shaded the names of the drugs. The only sensible drugs here are amlodipine for hypertension and lexotan (for sleep).

Liars Ikeji at it now.

Emmalez:
https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2020/2/40-year-old-man-dies-in-anambra-hotel-after-taking-suspected-sex-enhancement-drug-photos.html

I'm the one giving the person a job now. :-D

I'll allow her to rest, toilet break, drink, eat, sleep, etc, but all must be done naked.

No touching.

Lexusgs430:
So that is 30 days non stop working..... No toilet break, no break time to eat + drink, no sleeping etc etc....... ...

Continuously working for 30 days * 24 hours a day..... When do you want to sign.......

With immediate alacrity.

Lexusgs430:
When can you start?

Brilliant!
Get here soon.
N95 per hour is definitely a good deal. Here's 200 euro, I want you to clean for a month non-stop.

Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/mum-earns-95-hour-after-21549291

It is a ferking starting. Not just the Igbos, the Yorubas too. If we can shift attention to alternatives like poultry, fish, goats, sheep, it will put pressure on the hypocritical Fulani, Igbo and Yoruba people giving aid to these killer herdsmen either by silence or by outright complicity.

It will also greatly boost local industries involving poultry, fish etc.

72Morale:
Urhobo banning cow meat won't affect the fulanis, if the Igbos can do the same, then watch the fulanis all over Nigeria die of hunger.

What to do? For a starter sue the idiotic parents.

Pardon my outburst. It pains me greatly reading posts like this how a girl was permanently deprived of having a sexual life because of the stupidity of the parents. Don't get in my mention if all you're gonna do is say the parents didn't know better. F**k them a million times!

Female genital mutilation is destroying more homes than we can imagine, and breaking more girls apart. Just imagine the number of girls that we have that cannot enjoy sex because a stupid culture and a set of wicked parents decided such a girl should never be able to enjoy sex.

If you are still in this generation and you're involved in FGM you deserved to be jailed for life. You're a wicked soul. God that created a woman and added a clitoris and all other parts knew what He was doing. You silly maniacs now come to remove that... Wicked souls who don't deserve to be parents.

Op, you have a very long battle ahead of you. A very very long one. There's absolutely no fun in sex when your partner doesn't enjoy it. I will advise the two of you to involve more of mouth action in your sessions. Go down, really really down on her. Eat that succulent cookie, put your tongue in, inside the pinkiness, find your way to the center of gravity (anterior grove) with your tongue, fingers, and your third leg. And you have to keep assuring her every time that there's nothing wrong with her. Sex is more than 50% psychological. Since she already believes that the FGM handicaps her, it will be difficult for her to reach climax. But I assure you it is not impossible to attain that height for her. Let her know there are other spots in her womanness that can be explored to give her mindblowing orgasm. And you have to learn how to make her cum.

FGM has nothing to do with giving her difficult childbirth. Remove that bullshit from your mind.

thalpy:
I have a wife, and newly married. But my challenge is that she hardly get wets. She once told me that she was circumcised but I didn’t understand the disadvantage thought is same effect like a man. We do have premarital sex(romance and pre-intimacy) for some time long enough to make her wet. But immediately we start having sex she dries up easily. Which makes it painful and somewhat not enjoyable to her after some time. If she were to be a random girl wont care much. But she is my wife and i feel her pain . So i stop immediately and calm her down. When we were dating we do fore play alot but no sex. Until marriage now. I know you might say eating her pussy that works but saliva dont last and dries up . And am thinking what if she gives birth giving a head might reduce too. I know am not the only man in this trend . Many beautiful ladies out there are still in this shoe. I never knew cutting a girls clitoris has a big negative effect. Sex looks like war to them. Yes not thesame to all but their sex life is not enjoyable to the fullest. So i ask. To those that might have had this experience is there anyway i can make her enjoy sex the more and please note any rough discussion is accepted. I just don’t have that mind of seeing myself enjoy it alone when she isn’t. Now i have learnt my lesson girl circumcision is bad. Thats why most circumcised girls can stay without a bf is not always self discipline is just lack of urge. Please help. If you know anyone about it. And I browsed too i read they have difficulty too during child birth and they are prone to disease easily so how true is that. Just want to know all i need to know so precaution will be taken. Want to make her safe and happy. Thank you.

You are an Ode, and oponu. Is that one love?
She gave you 6k from her 33k allowee and you're dancing. What if that money was from her married boo?

It is obvious you can't maintain the big/deep throat she has developed fucking married men.

You know what to do, bewitched man.

Biafrareform:
Good morning all, for those still awake.

I think my relationship just ended. Something we both cherish.

Well, months back my ex and I came back together. We had a bliss relationship while in our final year, but I wasn't committed at all and she knew it and left. Back then in school she kept going to my phone and of course she do see things to talk about .

After 1 year of being apart, I needed a committed relationship cos I wanted to settle down. She came to my mind and the feelings was so strong even though I tried to resist it. We finally met and resolved all issues that led to her leaving .

Is been the sweetest memory we have had so far. Everything was going fine. She is a nice and sweet girl. Our agenda is marriage and she is aware. She fits perfectly to my ideal woman. Our emotional and spiritual connection is just perfect.

Well, things take a turn when I went to her phone and saw stuff that knocked me out. What really got me mad was her dating a married man. My emotion was dead. She said the relationship is in the past. She was forced to go into it after she left school. Her mum forced her into it when she stopped caring for her and asked her to go fend for herself. Then we weren't together. She confessed to becoming someone else from who I knew when I didn't tried to bring her back. But she is not a bad as I think , she concluded .

I also saw her chat with someone where she sent a bedroom pics she took in my house. She said she is just flirting with him (they have a fling) but that I should give her time, she is going to completely cut of tiers with them.

Well, I love her was ready to stay with her.
She was around again this Val and was tempted to check again and noticed she is still communicating with the married man. Infact I noticed they met lately in January. I locked up , and decided that is over. Didn't talk to her about it.

We went out for on Saturday. She is the type that hardly post on Facebook. Infact she has reduced my activities on Facebook. Her reason, our lives shouldn't be on social media.
I uploaded our outing on WhatsApp. She did too, but didn't upload the one we took together. Yea, she hasn't done that b4. I was angry and voiced out what I saw in her phone. Accused her of deliberately hiding us from her contacts.
She apologised and told me she isn't doing anything with the man again. Just the normal chat cos of the friendship they have had b4 . She even handed her phone to me to call him and end it if I want . I wasn't taking any of that cos I saw from her browsing history where she is been searching how to make a married man fall in love and spend on her but didn't let her know of it.
She pleaded that nothing is happening between them again. Then she begged that I should stopped going to her phone that is destroying us. That if I ended up destroying this relationship, where do I want her to start.

She is back to her base and we chatted last nite and she brought up the case of me going to her phone again and I was angry with that and told her about the browsing history too.

She was completely devastated with my findings.
Is lengthy right, sorry about that. This is a relationship we both cherished and I know she love me real good. Ohh, I forgot to tell you, she bought me a native dress and sent 6k to me from her 33k NYSC allawee. She is a good girl. She is nice and caring. I love this girl real good. Never loved anyone like this before.

But I don't know what has really gone wrong with her. I was determined to really make this right, but as it stand now, it seems dead to me and I am sure she also feels same too.

I should have stayed away from her phone. But guys, is not my fault, I love this girl and I am serious about it.

Just like that? Very funny.

Waytolife:
Then fly me to Germany from 9ja here now

I know the chances of finding a Nairalander around me in Germany is quite slim, but there's nothing to lose in trying. If you happen to be in Germany, especially in NRW, it will be nice to have you as an activity partner to say the least, or more.

Danke schoen.

Cheers.

Go Ghana go school bros. Leave matter. Complainer crew.

ikh777:
very very GOOD RESULT


computer science has NOTHING TO OFFER in most federal universities.... IMAGINE AT 400Level, you are doing ALGEBRA when your mate here in ghana is developing softwares already... and you both wrote the same WAEC o


Nigeria should be ashamed. Las Las school na scam. Any computer science student that has not yet figured it out should go and write jamb again to study ZOOLOGY because we are in a ZOO.

By entering university in Nigeria, a youth is already outdated and has already failed. Books are written by people older than our fathers and the materials are not even practical or current at all.


it is DIGITALLY SAD

Where exactly is the ...
Still looking for the batter.

this is too fishy jare.

Believe any statistics from Nigeria to your peril. We simply have no record.

Me I am not understanding. I have important questions I need the proposed new bill to address:

What of female students that harass male lecturers?
What of male students that harass female lecturers?
If the lecturer succumbs and just tastes small of her wet juice, is it harassment? Who is the harasser and harassee? Is it the student or the lecturer?

What of when the university gateman/cleaner is the one harassing a student, will the bill cover that?
What of when lecturer (male/female) harasses the parent or sibling of his student, but not the student herself/himself, what does the bill say?

What of guys that come to campus to carry our educated oloshos, hope the bill won't affect that parole?
What of the politicians (lawmakers, etc) that carry undergraduate female students to f**k, is that harassment?
What of the many female students that pass only because they f**k lecturers, won't this bill cause mass failure now?

Take it or leave it, our universities are dens of oloshos, and what most of the female students do is f**k their way through anything. Bill or no bill, those girls will still offer the sacrifice of their overactive pushy to those lecturers.
Or is consensual fockery exempted from the bill?

We need sexual harassment bill for teaching hospitals, the police force, the military, and every corporation where the narrow way to get a job is through your thighs. Those doctors and nurses too dey cooperate sexually.

Raped with restless Sharia dee-eye-see-kays, why won't she get pregnant immediately? One blow seven die.

opportunes:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/director-in-sokoto-2-others-allegedly-impregnate-teenager.html

Fear fear dey catch am.
The fear of Boko Haram is the beginning of Bubu's wisdom.

hisexcellency34:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-no-comment-on-boko-haram-threat-to-my-life-minister/

Ahahahha

Me, I am not understanding.
After Supreme Court ruling, is there another form of legal redress?

Ebullience:
https://thenationonlineng.net/breaking-apc-carpets-inec-for-declaring-diri-bayelsa-gov-elect/

Person no fit play with you again.
Small sweet lovemaking with your little Bayelsa and you're calling it gangrape.
It is sweet, gentle, toe-curling sweet love of justice. Stop calling it rape.
After all na you invite justice with your candidate's fake certificate.

It is sweetlove you are calling rape, what will you now call it by the time justice starts doing you from behind, throwing your candidate into jail for certificate forgery?... Global-rape perhaps.

Enjoy the love, find a way to cum.

GOFRONT:
Bayelsa has been Gangraped

Wrong!
Pussy is never used.
It is new everyday.
Well oiled.
Well lubricated.
Well watered and ready to assimilate.

It's just like spare parts in Nigeria, used ones (serviced Ps) are always better than China new (virgin Ps).

Kennedyiheme02:
Lol what this simply means is, its the alphas that use women and aren't ready to commit to a woman, then the women run to the beta's for a committed relationship cos she knows he's a simp and would quickly oblige... just take a look at ciara and russell wilson... She's being seriously rammed by future, had her slutty days with him, even has a kid for him, 50 cent had a piece of that pie too... but poor beta rusell wilson was the one that took the bait and settled for her used pussy.. damn.. betas are the providers.. .. I'll keep bringing that knowledge.. i know alot of people get informed from all this...