₦airaland Forum

otunbadan:
Ok … wat ever rocks your boat …. Like I said … you are on the loosing side.
Na me Bleep up … I swear … we are not the same class men … see me casting advice to swine

As the ode way you be, you leave talk Dey ask for proof of your mumuness
“I should proof to you I live in Canada “

Na ode you be last last bro

Cheers

You a funny guy my brother😆. You forget this is Nairaland and anybody can check out your history. Anybody who takes a look at your profile will KNOW you're in Nigeria. So what? So are most of us.
You're taking the whole thing too seriously😅

Dexy4yah:
An average Nigerian can do anything just to escape poverty

And do you blame them?!

GOFRONT:
I see a prospective widow.

And I KNOW she can't wait!

Creamypie:
Pls don't marry girl from poor home, I beg you

So who'd marry them?

LalastiklaIa:
To be honest

I become very depressed after attending church

I don't just fit in.

Have you tried to analyze why?

doggedfighter:
Maybe that one increases it by 20 years.


Jokers !!

Or shortens it by a few months

doggedfighter:

He didn't say anything about going to mosque

maasoap:
You are blaming Nigeria instead of the armed robbers. Did they ask for money and bankers refused to hand it over? Nigerian armed robbers don't respect lives, just like cultists and our uniform men.
These ones too were caught on camera, not only abroad cameras dey.

Yes, but they have those security doors and policemen and gates etc. That's why robbers use dynamite and force and kill people. Robbers want to collect money NOT kill peole! Simple: make it so the objective is avoiding loss of life not protecting money - anybody who walks into a bank and pretends to have a gun hand them the money! 30 years in jail if you are caught!

TradingGod:
it is normal for a woman to desire men that are above her level

That is why a short ugly man with lexus 350 will bang more bitches than red pillers with their 'game'

Yeah... though the Lexus 350 is part of "game". Game is your total package/presentation

HellVictorinho6:
No


Women or girls are not bound by such rules a.k.a pills!

Not even ur own

Maybe u take the green pills

Exactly. Why do you think through the ages men have always asked with frustration and perplexion: WHAT DO WOMEN WANT??!

FreeIgboho:
How is debt good for society? So all these loan apps stressing people out with some committing suicide, how is that good

Ok, maybe I misspoke. Debt is good for the ECONOMY as I've clearly explained. And what's good for the economy is generally good for society - maybe not so good for individuals, but good for society!

doggedfighter:
Are you still on this ?

Followed your thread and read myriads of suggestions and inputs .

Are you yet to make up your mind on what to do ?
Or is there more to this ?

Yes of course there is more to it my darling. You can't yap everything about your life on an open anonymous forum. Example, I didn't wanna reveal the salary is only probationary and quickly approaches 1.5m. Neither did I wanna reveal there are stock options. Neither did I wanna reveal I am neither Obidient nor BATist - never mind that I've been severally accused of being an "Agbadorian"🤣. So yes there is more to it.
Whereabouts are you my love (never mind I just met your moniker two minutes ago😆)

TradingGod:
na mumu dey believe woman




The same woman that rejeceted you when you were broke will call your baby when she sees you with iphone 14 promax

And later still change if she starts earning more than you!
No mind am. This OP has not lived life and therefore should leave topics like this alone

LIE! Women change their minds all the time, change it back, then change it again! Bleep a woman severally and she'd start loving you, even if she didn't before

doggedfighter:
Thank you for having a good head on your shoulders.

Your mom deserves a gift for raising a balanced son that thinks .

Thanks alot sweetie. Do you live in Canada or do you know much about Canada? As you can see, I have a dilemma on my hands. What would be your advice?

PythonTutorials:
I love this kind of news. I hate criminals with passion !

You love this?
Will this bring back any of the dead people??
Why can't Nigeria do as they do in the West - make it known you don't need violence to rob a bank - once you even pretend you have a gun they'll hand you the money - BUT there are cameras everywhere and button to alert police, and the money could be booby trapped, etc. (See video below)

1 minute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KNF_-U0lA8A?si=NsRVAJHSkRnFlqoI

mariovito:
Some people go just dey Jones.

1. A fiduciary relationship exists between a doctor and his patient, he breached that.

2. Professionalism demand you don't get into some things with your patient, he messed that too.

They should do more to him.

Of course no such thing in Nigeria. I recently saw a young secondary school teacher stick his finger into his female student in front everybody in a night club!

Roboto11:
Mumu.

There have been numerous cases of white Britons losing their licence to practice for similar reasons.

If you like when you go abroad no use your brain.

Real mumu. Everything they scream racism!

AngelicBeing:
Aduro and lyawo route na him some people take enter PR and citizenship in the past but kasala don cast that parole now because lmmigration don see many dodgy marriage and bogus refugee claims, visitor visa to PR to Citizenship is like telling Buhari to climb Mount Everest with bathroom slippers, it is pretty much tight, hard and Immigration Lawyers go chop your money taya filling frivolous and useless appeals for court and this will take endless years and the person will be hanging on either removal or deportation

Gerrard59:
A visit visa does not count these days. Immigration policies have been tightened across the rich world. The US is the only exception. Getting a visit interview date from any of the embassies in Nigeria is by 2024 abi 2025. The Canada visit visa only favours a highly skilled person, preferably in tech as employers would have to justify LMIA costs and timeline.

Considering the above posts and the videos on the previous page, and all you have read so far, do you still maintain your sarcastic response?

alphabbey1:
Stay in Nigeria.
Nigeria is far better than Canada. No police harassment, no security issues, beautiful environment, Sane-educated and modern society, steady light, stronger currency value, good job security, free and advanced healthcare, better future for your unborn children, free quality eduction for your unborn children.

Coupled with other advantages, if I were you, I'll prefer Nigeria with 500k salary than Canada..... coz am very sure that same tech company will not lay me off years to come and my salary will keep on increasing yearly with inflation....

au revoir passez une bonne journée

Gerrard59:
The OP is an Agbadorian who has been at the forefront of dissuading Nigerians from japa. It is a sarcastic post to make it sound stupid to relocate. No one earning 500K in Nigeria would opt for a visit visa.

tensazangetsu20:
I believe these guys are paid at this point. I don't think people are that jobless

CloudTrees:
Yes they are paid. They were called BMC at a point

You guys still have not apologized for calling me an Agbadorian.
Oh by the way, the likes on that comment has gone up to 225 despite not being among the first comments (see below).People seem to like it😁

CloudTrees:
Don't fall for it... You have a better chance at life in Canada.
The value of naira will be peanuts compared to what you might earn in Canada

Considering the above posts and the two videos below, and all you have read so far, you still think so? Also considering the 500K is only probationary and will quickly rise to up to 1.5m (which I intentionally did not mention).
But also consider I already have my ticket and Canadian dreams😎

2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mN6CjcKab0?si=cCR3jNEnoLsVoN3H

2 minutes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jvb_OCO6DU8?si=av-LI7Y2GcHtK88u

1Sharon:
Only the rich and middle class Nigerians can enjoy Nigeria.
The poor desperate Nigerians are the ones saying japa.
Why would a rich person leave Nigeria when he can afford to live with dignity?
If you are rich in Nigeria, why would you go and hustle to live in the West?

Good question. I guess a short answer would be: because that's where the dollar is

otunbadan:
lol … funny thing is that you think you are being smart, rolling with gutter attitude … Abi na you been Dey ask about 500k work or to japa … just do what ever local thing rocks your boat bra … I have nothing to proof to a stupid stranger !!!

A very stupid one oooo !!!!

Cheers once more !!!!

Have a nice Dai dummy !!!

Well I tricked you into exposing yourself - that you DON'T live in Canada. I'd say that's pretty smart of me!
Cheer up, it's not the end of the world

Ajalalomo:
Now you know who to call when it’s time to clean your septic tank.

That’s what most folks are doing abroad, but they are ashamed to do it here in Nigeria.

Funny thing is, I do need to clean my septic tank pretty soon. You didn't leave aza..

xjiggy:
Bro when they say Canada is short of workers, it does not mean anybody can just go and take up the job. You have to have the right credentials and specialty. Mind you, our university certificates can only get you into their schools but not give you job directly. Also they give preference to Americans, Europeans and Australians

I'm told my TRV won't cut it. But some of the very folks went with TRV, albeit years ago

IbeOkehie:
When I came back from my disastrous move to Nigeria, I had to start life over in terms of buying pots and pans and plates and general property. I was working LOOONG HOURS making money to settle myself back into the USA. So I ate in restaurants EVERY DAY for about 6 months. I was already a pharmacist, earning good money and I ate at what I thought were the best and healthiest places. My waist size went from 36 to 42 inches. I became FAT, my breathing became labored, I got a pot belly. When they tell you 80% of Americans are overweight, well I got a first hand, practical and personal TASTE of the statistics. It's not funny at all.

This is my real name. And anyone choosing to banter around with me on this subject, how about the minimum courtesy of a real name, job and location? It would add at least a little bit of credibility.

Thanks.

😆 I can just imagine you with pot belly and labored breath.
But seriously, there's a reason so many Americans are said to.be obese. Note to myself: don't eat their food!

Najdorf:
Finance is where the money really is. Unfortunately, there are more bars to entry compared to tech

What exactly do you folks mean by "finance", if I may ask

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Crenzywilliams:
I guess it’s fair to say am still paying the prize for my relocation. School was tough, the cultural shock was overwhelming.
That said, i have to admit, it’s way better than I was in Nigeria, it’s easy to plan here, and if you work hard, you can make lots of money, thank God am hard working. Honestly, it’s not been easy, but its been really good; and I swear, it’s worth cost I paid, and it’s always getting better.

That is why I'm wholly leaning towards traveling, no matter what. I'll post updates here with photos

seanwilliam:
I personally practice delay gratification, maybe because I suffered too much before I started making money, I can’t afford to lose it .

Any day any time, I’ll choose xyz over traveling abroad . Within a year I can easily x5 that amount and I will be able to travel anywhere

That's my ideal: I want to be able to travel anywhere any time I wish - that is, I'd be based in both places