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HealthRe: 10 Things You Need To Know About Death by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:40pm On Apr 03, 2016
Death, the inevitable path all men born into this world must follow. But rather than worrying about the kind of death one would prefer, it is good to live your life purposefully and making sure every moment counts.

#iamlivingthisworldfulfilledandempty
Christianity EtcRe: Is Pornography Ideal In Christian Marriages?? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:53pm On Apr 03, 2016
yungpowers:
undecided
You are seriously staring at the unclothedness of others and you're asking if it is bad.
While watching it with your spouse, doesn't your conscience condemn it.
If your conscience doesn't condemn it, then you've been given over to a depraved mind.
Some idiats will tag it sex education.
As long as you are a human being, nobody will teach you how to have s*x_, it's natural.
I can't remember the last time my cock watched pornography to f*ck every hen in my compound.
U were quite on track with your explanation till you brought up the cock story. You can never ever compare the sexual approach of an animal to that of a human-being. Animals have sex solely for reproduction. Homo-sapiens are most probably the only specie to have sex for other purposes asides reproduction. Pornography from a christain viewpoint is bad but there are still other Godly avenues to learn how to make love and have good sex. Consulting a good Sex therapist, books and materials on sex education.
CelebritiesRe: Clarion Chukwurah Honoured With The Danny Glover Humanitarian Award by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:22pm On Mar 30, 2016
sandali:
DESPERATE COUGAR CLARION CHUKWURAH.JUST SEE HOW CHEAP THAT AWARD PLAQUE LOOKS. PROBABLY KNOCKED TOGETHER IN SOME KITCHEN.
MAYBE SHE CAN USE IT TO COVER THAT WINDOW GOING THROUGH HER TEETH. SHAMELESS WOMAN WHO CHANGES HUSBANDS LIKE SHE CHANGES HER UNDERWEAR.


THIS HER AWARD MUST BE FOR 'WOMAN WITH THE HIGHEST NUMBER OF PARTNERS'.
At least the one who accompanied her thinks he is her husband, though no evidence of any formal marriage ceremony or even traditional marriage. Deluded fools.
U sound like a shallow-minded fellow. Who are you to judge another man/woman? An imperfect person has no right whatsoever to judge or speak bad about someone else's private life. Only God has that authority and not a mere mortal like u.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Join The Nigeria Police Force Today. by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 10:19am On Mar 30, 2016
Truth be told, the reason why more than three-quarter of graduates and otherwise would put in for this recruitment is because of the menace called "unemployment". Very few are going in because of passion. Ur case is indeed a very motivating one because inspite of all odds, you were able to come out victorious. Keyword to take home is "passion". Why are you going to join d nigeria police force? Is it because of d 140k, egunje, job security, or the passion to add value to yourself and your country at large.
RomanceRe: Signs That U Are A Mugu by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 5:03pm On Mar 28, 2016
Loveprince:
after God fear woman because even d devil dey bow 4 dem
u don talk am finish
RomanceRe: Signs That U Are A Mugu by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:35pm On Mar 28, 2016
That was how i use to boast dose days that i could never fall mugu for any babe. Fast forward to this day, one babe has finally found my mumu button and she is pressing it really hard. But she is really worth it. Fear woman, for they are powerful.
RomanceRe: Signs That U Are A Mugu by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:26pm On Mar 28, 2016
Kraspo:
A guy can NEVER be a mugu. Because no guy can have a million naira in his account and give 500k to a girl. If I give a girl 5million naira, just know I have a 500million naira in my account. I repeat! A guy can NEVER be a mugu.
My brother e be lyke say u be foreigner because u no know wetin dey sup. Back den in school, i had a close pal that used his school fees to impress his babe and her friends on vals day. We are talking about a sum of over 30k. Funny enough, an undergee dey tear d babe punanni free of charge. Mumu wey dey wear human skin full dis nigeria, i no go lie u.
FoodRe: 20 Amazing Health Benefits Of Ginger by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:36pm On Mar 27, 2016
Very informative post. Ginger is indeed a very powerful root. I take ginger before and after my workouts to alleviate inflammation and muscular pains. It is also good for enhancing sexual performance for men. Person prick go just stand like iroko.
Ginger is good.
HealthRe: Are You Skinny & You Wanna Gain Weight? This Article Is For You by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:20pm On Mar 27, 2016
This post is so scanty of information. For guys, to gain weight( lean muscle mass) you must lift/gym as well as eat nutritous foods to make your hardwork outs in the gym productive. Rest well.

For ladies, do the same. Don't be afraid that you would get muscular. You will only get your body toned and with nice curves.
HealthRe: The 5 Foods That Prevent Erectile Dysfunction by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:30am On Mar 26, 2016
Very informative but you forgot the most important and effective ones which are
Ginger Garlic Tiger-nut Water-melon Cucumber Unripe plantain Banana
SportsRe: Ifeanyi Ubah And His Crew Fly Private Jet To Kaduna To Support Super Eagles.PICS by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:54pm On Mar 25, 2016
dainformant:
when money talks
Bullshiit works.
RomanceRe: Disadvantages Of Fat Ladies by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 1:19pm On Mar 24, 2016
This thread is "sickening". How will you just sit down and start typing "shiits" because you have access to an internet enabled phone. No matter how big a lady appears, it is very derogratory to call her "fat". I love ladies on the big side, with their soft and full bodies. A woman is meant to have enough flesh to cover her bones. If na to Bleep them, i have the strength and stamina to give them out of this world sex, no kidding.

Bigladies rock.
HealthRe: Gym Equipment Shop In Lagos Nigeria by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 12:27pm On Mar 24, 2016
What is your price for a pair of chrome steel 40kg dumbbells as well as resistance band
HealthRe: Pristine Muscles by PRISTINEMUSCLES(op): 8:57pm On Mar 22, 2016
Dayvhid:
thanks
From your pics, you have the body structure of an ectomorph. You guys are called "hard gainers" because you find it difficult to put on weight no matter the amount of food consumed. But there is always a way around it. Increase the intake of your food. Make sure it is highly nutritous. Consume good amounts of healthy fats, examples of food containing such includes avocadoes, cold waterfish (kote), chicken oil, olive oil. Train like no man business. Go for heavy sets of workouts with low reps. Do majorly benchpress, squats, bicepcurls for now. Always endeavour to rest very well after workouts and non-workout days also minimize stress.

Feel free to ask any more question(s).
RomanceRe: Reasons You Should Date/marry A Ripped Guy by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:46pm On Mar 22, 2016
You hit the nail on its head. For this post, i am giving you more 12 lbs of pure muscles.
HealthRe: Pristine Muscles by PRISTINEMUSCLES(op): 10:15pm On Mar 21, 2016
Dayvhid:
how do I add weight to this my body right hand pix b4 left hand pix now. Thanks in advance.
I can't see the pics you are talking about here. But all the same let me do justice to your questions. I believe the kind of weight u want right now is lean muscle mass and not fats.
First of all, you must work on your diets and exercise. Protein as well as carbs intake must be increased. Proteins such as beans, fish,chicken,turkey, eggwhites, milk e.t.c. and carbs such as potatoes,white rice( brown rice is prefarable but quite expensive), cocoyam, wheat meal. Then you must workout, i mean hit the gym. Start with free weights like barbells and dumbbells. Never exercise all your body parts in one day. Schedule your exercise regimen. You could train d upper parts for the first 3 days and the lower parts for the last 3 days.
HealthRe: Will A Man Die If Someone Squeezes His Testicles Hard Enough? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:53pm On Mar 20, 2016
The pain could lead to death. Na to kill anybody wey won squeeze my egg rolls.
HealthRe: Why Genitals Are Darker Than Other Body Parts by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:44pm On Mar 20, 2016
My genitals and armpits are very dark due to regular shaving. No time to check time. They can be as dark as the smoke from hell as far as they don't emit offensive smell.
HealthRe: See What Happened To This Baby, Prevent It- Graphic Photo by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:03pm On Mar 20, 2016
This is really bad. And the cause of this poor child's death can be majorly attributed to negligence on the part of the parents.
RomanceRe: When Will Nigerian Men Start Looking Like This? by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 11:13pm On Mar 19, 2016
How many nigerian men have you come across in your lifetime? You sit in the comfort of your "house" and start typing "giberrish". Go to gyms and see guys working out to look fit and appealing. Let me tell you for free, naija guys have got some of the best bodies in the world.
HealthRe: Home Remedies For Constipation by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:43am On Mar 18, 2016
Whizzcute:
lollz, thank God for Your Life bro
Na so my brother. Na God save me.
HealthRe: Home Remedies For Constipation by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:25pm On Mar 17, 2016
Nice and very informative. That pics reminds of the constipation that almost claimed my life in 1998. I ate yams and stew without drinking enough water like twice daily for like 2 consecutive days. Funny enough, i did not go to toilet during those days but on d third day, it was a different thing entirely, come see where big man like me dey cry. To pass out stool come turn 2 problem, my mama come dey run helter skelter cos na only me and her dey house. If not for the pawpaw, oranges and olive oil wey i later take, na from heaven i for dey type this text.
RomanceRe: Why Do I Look Sick? I Eat Five Times A Day by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 3:24pm On Mar 16, 2016
Have you tried the "chopping iron" therapy? Rather wanting to have just mass, wouldn't it be nice to have muscles.
Hit the irons today.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: 2016 Trainee Recruitment At Sabmiller!! by PRISTINEMUSCLES:
StPete:
Imagine below 25yrs and having MBA and over 2yrs experience? shocked
Make some employers fear God o sad
But you and i know that there are so many people in this country that fall in that category.
Pray to God that your time comes soonest when no absurd job requirement(s) will hinder you.
RomanceRe: Is This The Biggest Tatto On A Human Body? Worn By A Footballer On His Chest by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 9:27pm On Mar 14, 2016
Don't mind the dude, na small pikin dey worry am. Shey na tatoo for him body go make am play well. After some time, he will realise it was just plain stupidity.
HealthRe: Meet The Toddler Who Eats Paint,carpet,washing Powder,bugs,stones,plastics(pics) by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 8:16pm On Mar 14, 2016
Very beautiful kid with such a "weird" condition. I only imagine what her parents would be passing through right now. Serious enough as she gets older, the level of her parents vigilance over her becomes more.
If na for naija that pikin for don die since, by the time she swallow 2 heavy padlocks and one small bottle of otapiapia, na 2 die na him go remain.
HealthRe: How I Successfully Quit Tramadol, U Too Can Do Same by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 7:43pm On Mar 14, 2016
Thank God for your life, i know of someone that have gone to the great beyond as a result of the deleterious effects that accompany long-term abuse of tramadol. Those abokis na moving corpse dem bi. They can take all manners of hard substances.

As for me, i live a natural and drug-free life.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Who Else Got This by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 5:19pm On Mar 12, 2016
0955eb027:
Help a broda out.. Is dis a scam?
Sequel to your application,
Ambassador Care Resources hereby consider/invite you for a job briefing.
At No_95 fadeyi bus-stop, fadeyi road, before onipanu/jibowu, Lagos State, Nigeria.

Written and Oral interview
On Monday 14h March 2016
The interview will start By 9:00am and end around 1:20pm respectively and training follows immediately if you are qualified/selected.

Note you are to come with the following items.
This invite message. (hard/soft copy) as a backup and the sms you will receive from A.Care.Res.
Your credentials (hard/soft copy).
Don't be 5minutes later than 9:00am.
Be guided accordingly.

Regards
You can visit www.acrng.com for more details if you did'nt before you applied.
This is gnld kind of interview invite.
HealthRe: Help! by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 5:02pm On Mar 12, 2016
Nothing wrong with you. Just your mind playing those tricks on you. But try to eat regularly as well as eating balance diet, minimize stress, exercise regularly and avoid staying in an overcrowded place with poor ventilation.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Please Come To My Aid by PRISTINEMUSCLES: 2:44pm On Mar 12, 2016
CapitalProject:
Hello House..
I need a bakery job in Abuja.
I have 17 years experience in bread baking and a certificate in confectionery.
Please whatsapp me on 08056440504.
Thank you.
Bro/sis, seventeen years experience is rather too much to start applying for jobs again. I rather you start up something in this line, no matter how small. This is just an advice to my fellow being and no hard feelings whatsoever.

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