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Samanza89:
Our generation!... Praising someone for having sex on live TV, and suddenly that's an achievement...

Sodom and Gomorrah were learners...

How did we get here!

My life my rules.
That's what got us here.

So the woman must be nakkeed first before it is termed artistic?

The woman sef no dey shame for the cameraman?

Where has all the morality gone? Must you trend?

What am I saying sef.

Inanslove:
I really need your help friends, its actually an assignment......... thanks

1. To prevent STD Transmission

2. To prevent pregnancy

3. To use as a catheter to transport urine to urine bag (condom catheter)

4. To use to collect sperm from a HIV negative person and deposit it in the vagina of a HIV positive person so as to achieve fertility

5. To use as a torniquet to tie around arm or leg to prevent blood loss or to make a vein more visible for cannulation.

6. To collect semen for sperm count.

Hope this helps.

Rohypnol, a sex stimulating drug, mostly used on women.


Those girls are ashawos.

Better late than never.

julimax:
And what are we to comment on this post?

Boleyndynasty2:
So I will waste my expensive glo sub to watch this crap?

hokafor:
What is meaning of this post?

osemoses1234:
La click la bend

As long as you open the topic and comment, you're making money for seun.

You've been working for two years and suddenly he wants you to quit your job...

And we all know how notorious the banking industry is when it comes to women...

Your husband has become uncomfortable with your job because he feels the marriage is being threatened by it. Probably some wolves have started disturbing you and he doesn't want to hear you were devoured by any of them.

Quit your job and find something else to do. If you want to retain your job so badly them find a way to reassure him that nothing will happen and you won't be devoured.

She's a providing prosititue

RedDistrict:
Go to business section na

No, I want to read about romance!

I want to read about how a boy is working hard to catch that girl he has always fantasised about.

I want to read about a girls recent heartbreak and how she plans on finding love again.


I want to read about romance! Not porn!


For goodness sake many of these slayqueens 'leaking their nude pics' have dirty pants! Dirty bras! It's obvious they are kobo kobo ashawos looking for cheap fame!

Haba !

The truth is that women are different.

The majority of women are like this girl. Just as females are in the animal kingdom. It's nature. They want the sex as much as men do but they have to form shakara first. Look at the chicken and the rooster. Look at the male and female goat. It's the same sex dance in majority of the animal kingdom. The woman leads the man on, does everything to attract him, as soon as he comes for sex she starts to pretend she doesn't want it. She shows a little resistance. It's left for the male to persist and overcome and she 'succumbs' to his manly desires.


However there are some women that actually don't want to have sex. You can read it in their body language, the way they say no. In fact a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you won't go so far as letting you finger her pussy unless she has an agenda to set you up.

The guy lost out by following the modern way of thinking set by feminine whims. And we all know how fickle women can be.

GraGra247:
You again, you want another e-fight. Abeg I no get power.

That girl too like fight aswear!

The whole thing is making the romance section feel so dirty and disgusting, gosh!

JULIE1925:




Abeeeg, juz eat what's on ur plate sha coz The mods are busy banning some alts... Imagine they have to accommodate almost 2milli users & the complains ooo

I'm not sure how the mods thing works neither am I trying to tell them how to do their job, but can't they just like scroll through topics and transfer the porn stuff to sexuality? Just asking?

Papanwamaikpe:
Romance, porn, sexuality all na the same thing

That is where you are wrong bro!


Romance is the expressive and pleasurable feeling from an emotional attraction towards another person. This feeling is associated with, but does not necessitate, sexual attraction.



Porn is the portrayal of sexual stories purely for the purpose of sexual arousal. It doesn't have to make sense as long as it makes your dick hard or your pussy wet!



Sexuality is the way people experience and express themselves sexually



There's a reason the sexuality section is restricted, it is because it usually contains content that is inappropriate to the general public! The romance section should be for relationships, not porn and definitely not some ugly dirty smelly slay queen showing off her disease infested ass!

This romance section has turned to porn section, what's with all the topics on naked girls

Isn't there a sexuality section for that

Slay queen releases nude pic, dirty girl exposes her fat yansh, it's becoming too much!

I see nothing wrong here. You're going to benefit from the payment as well. Plus it is an unforeseen expense both to you and the landlord. And it's not like you're paying the whole sum.

rawpadgin:
u must be very old here

Where the hell is that that guy anyway?

I am.


He writes once in a long while.

We've all heard the saying.

What a man can do, a woman can do better.

And some of us actually take this saying seriously.

I mean, it's pretty obvious it's a lie. Why do we like to believe such blatant lies.

I guess it's a way to try and kick up the morale of the female species. Make that feel powerful and relevant in all spheres of life apart from the kitchen and the oza room.

But seriously I think we have grown psychologically as a race to the point where we know that there are things men do best and there are things specially designed for women to do. Like give birth. Or cook. Or take care of the kids.

They can even help in a little manual labour, but pets face it, when it comes to physical output most women are not equipped at all.

I'm sitting in my office looking out at the construction of a parking lot taking place on the ground below. Some bank offered to tile the parking space and hired this C5 construction company. All the manual labour I'd being done by youths. Every day about a hundred youths show up by 8am and they work till 2pm or thereabouts and then they get paid and leave. The youths comprise of about 70% females and 30% males, about 3 females to every male. Out of curiosity I asked the manager why this was so. She said it had to do with gender cachement or some other, I didn't quite get it. But the funny thing is this.

Every morning the ladies come to work by 8am. In fact the females are more punctual than the males. The guys start arriving by 8.30 -9. The work does not start until then. The ladies hang around and gist and paint their nails until the guys come.


Then all the females gather round the males and watch them mix the cement and carry sand. One or two females help but that's it. Then the guys mix the sand and cement and begin to lay it out on the floor day by day while the ladies go back to sitting in herds and pointing at their favorite male labourer (the most popular one is Akpan , a muscular fellow ).


Once three girls attempted mixing the cement and laying it on the floor. It was comical to watch. After three trips the first one lay on the floor exhausted. The others quietly dropped their buckets and shovels and winked at some of the guys who immediately sprang to their aid.
At the end of the day the supervisor comes to mark register and all the females rush to mark their names while the males wait wearily behind.

But the funny thing is, no one is complaining. The males get a chance to show off their muscles to the girls and the females gist and make their nails and generally have a good time. And maybe Akpan gets a happier ending at home with a lady later that night. That is the natural order of things and all is right with the world.
Did you actually read this to the end? You deserve a prize! Go out and buy yourself something

swiz123:
For the fact that dude told you what he did should atleast make you become skeptical of his true intentions.


If you want to know your friends true intentions,here is what you'll do.... Try to know the worst possible thing your nigga could do to you as regards to your relationship,and what could be his biggest gain.....


Lemme help you do the thinking.... Your Nigga fantasies about your self-aclaimed virgin girlfriend that he had to rub her pusssy while she slept albeit seductively. He decided to tell you what he did albeit adding huge salt and Maggi to his sexcapade.

Note ::he only rubbed her pusssy,he never fingered her. Also, she didn't moan like he had claimed.

Bottom line,,ditch your Nigga,before he poisons you to death.

I agree with this guy dude.

He only rubbed. He didn't finger. If he was too drunk to know what he was doing he'd be too drunk to remember the details.

Yuzedo

BiafranBushBoy:
lol. He might be a yahoo plus guy sef!!!

Meanwhile, You can learn how to become a successful yahoo guy without rituals.


No be me write am ooo!!

Why you come dey advertise am?

Officer! Arrest this fellow for aiding and abetting!

But why are the men posing too

Ahhhhaaha

Funny thread

Thewizardof0zil:
Please I need many answers, as I’m asking for a friend.

"IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A MARRIED COUPLE TO ENJOY SEX AFTER THE WIFE HAS HAD A VAGINAL DELIVERY? I'm pregnant & I'm opting for CS because I still want to be good as new as I'm thinking the V never gets in shape ever again.

Please married couples in the house, is it possible?

Lol, yes it's very possible.

The V gets back to shape. As long as you do your kegels. Some people don't do kegels sef and the v gets back to its tight fit after some time.

Even if you do the c/s you must get old eventually and the v must slack eventually. It's all part of life.

Don't take it too seriously.

I must confess, this one made me smile ☺

Cute couple

Cultists.

That robe they're wearing is for a monk sect....

Rule of thumb for ladies.

If it is hairy and has a single sore or rash, don't suck it.


It's actually safer and fun sucking a man's sick when he wears a condom. There's flavoured condoms to even help with this now. Orange flavoured, strawberry flavoured, there is even one flavoured to taste like egusi soup.

So yeah, if you're not sure about the duck you're about to put in your mouth, wear him a flavoured condom. You'll be amazed at how delicious it tastes. Just don't make the mistake of biting down on it.

KelThaRapper:
Wadup Nairaland peeps, Im Kelvin, an 18year old Pharmacy student in Uniuyo. I am a bit of a shy guy. I've got a GF who tells me I'm handsome ASF but I have issues trying to kiss her, i just cant find the right approach and atmosphere for it. Ive tried in her crib, my crib, the movies, at school, at a restaurant. I just feel awkward everytime I try.

I need advices please

First advice: Stop spreading your personal info around on an anonymous forum if you want to last long here.


Second advice: you can't be shy and use ASF in the same sentence. What does ASF mean?

Third advice: At this point I'm just rambling, but the sweetest kiss is that which is spontaneous, the one you just reach out and grab like it's a ripe fruit ready for plucking. You don't need to read any manual. Just see your chance and take it!

Fourth advice: Come o, pharmacy student for university of uyo, don't you have exams soon? Go an read your books!

Fifth advice: before you kiss pls pls pls pls make sure you have brushed your mouth and if possible be licking menthol sweets. It's terrible liking a guy and finally getting kissed only to find out he has bad breath!