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RomanceRe: Mans Shares Chat Of A Friend Who Called Him Gay, For Refusing To Sleep With Her by Prognose: 9:15am On Jan 29, 2018
Looks real to me.

The manner of response, the delay in banter, the way the girl apologises and then threatens back and forth.

This is a real conversation.

It actually happens a lot. Just that social media wasn't around to capture it then. A lot of girls feel if you don't make a move when they spend the night at your house then you must be gay or have a condition grin

No be by force lipsrsealed
FamilyRe: One Month To Our Wedding, I Discovered We Are Both “AS” What Should I Do? by Prognose: 7:09pm On Jan 26, 2018
I didn't read the long story.

RUN.
FamilyRe: Whose Name Should Be Put On documents of Properties Acquired By Married Couples? by Prognose: 5:16pm On Jan 26, 2018
Three answers are available for realistic people.

1. If the husband is hardworking and the wife is lazy and irresponsible then the property should be in the man's name alone. He will be a better custodian of the property and if things go south tomorrow he will at least have the good conscience to take care of his kids.


2. If the husband and wife mutually understand each other and are hardworking but have worries about one or the other dying in future and other family members may be interested in the property- then they can buy the property as Mr and and Mrs Jacob Matilda ekuekuarhuwherenrhuron. Hence it is clear the land legally belongs to them. Note that this is done out of worry for other family members having an input. Many loving couples usually and mutually agree to having the man's name there alone without any qualms if they don't have family issues.



3. If the man is a layabout or an irresponsible fellow and the woman is hardworking then most likely she is the one who will acquire the land. Because it is a man's world (yes it is grin ) and no man will agree to have his wife get property without adding his name except she does it in secret or he didn't pay her bride price....she should make sure both their names appear on the papers. Then the receipts should bear her name only. This is in case things go south.


As long as this rule is followed, the prognosis for peace will be excellent smiley
FamilyRe: Marital Rape? by Prognose: 4:51pm On Jan 26, 2018
ositadima1:
Marriage used to be solely a business transaction and, despite the modern additions of a little celebration here and there, it still is. A man sells his daughter for some tubers of yam or something, and she becomes her husband's property to do with as he wishes.

Paying this bride price can be a very daunting task. In fact quite recently bride price has become so steep some men save for years for it.

Despite all these rigors the man goes through, a woman still has the temerity to deny him what he has paid for in full. They say the man must ask permission before he can gain access to the sweet thing between her legs. Some women even use the man's almost uncontrollable urge for sex to punish or manipulate the man when they need something. It seems to me that most married women would benefit from a good hard raping or three from their spouse just to establish in their minds who the dominant party is, as they seem to forget, easily. Do you agree?
FamilyRe: We Are Just Friends, But I'm Beginning To Feel Guilty! by Prognose: 3:25pm On Jan 23, 2018
This is a perfect example of an Emotional Affair...


She's feeling guilty because she yearns for more but knows that it is wrong because she is married.

The solution is for her to take a break from this man. Let the feelings brought on by cupid's arrow of lust die down. She should keep her distance for a few months. By the time she resumes the relationship those feelings ought to have fizzled out.

If she follows the above instructions the prognosis is good.
FamilyRe: Suicide On My Mind by Prognose: 3:14pm On Jan 23, 2018
And then there's the cement. Apart from it being a silicone based compound and thus completely unabsorbable, it's going to react with the fluids both in the coffee and his stomach to form a hard substance. The reaction itself will generate enough heat cause an immediate and very violent contraction which will be transmitted to the brain as intense pains. This will be followed by the torture of having the cement gradually harden in the throat, stomach and small intestine. This will cause heaviness, severe discomfort and rupture of the delicate stomach lining. The Op would he screaming in pure agony if he could catch his breath but he can't because he originally drank sniper and it's preventing him from taking deep breaths. The pain would be so intense even the strongest man in the world would pass out from the sheer magnitude.



But he wont pass out. Why? Because he drank coffee! A wonderful well known central nervous system stimulant. The coffee and the adrenaline rush pumped out by his body when it realises that he is dying, will keep him awake though out the entire gory process. He will feel every second of his death right until the last moment. Talk about epic punishment.

He'll die so hard, his ancestors will feel it.
FamilyRe: Suicide On My Mind by Prognose:
Wow, what a way to go, right?

Sniper combined with cement in a cup of coffee. Perfect combo for a very painful death. The sniper will immediately knock out his kidneys and depress his respiratory system... His blood becomes toxic and his stomach will go into severely painful spasms while he's struggling to breathe. His stomach will contract so hard to force the sniper out that it will tear and he will begin to vomit blood... But it's already too late cos he's absorbed the sniper already. Toxaemia, renal shutdown, respiratory depression and hemorrhaging all leading to a memorable and painful death.

And that's just the sniper.

To be continued. Make I reach ATM.
FamilyRe: Co-incidence Or Is There Something Wrong? by Prognose: 1:21pm On Jan 21, 2018
That long distance travel she wants to travel before the end of this month with public transport. Don't let her travel it.
FamilyRe: Is My Sexual Preference Unholy? by Prognose: 10:25pm On Jan 19, 2018
A girl is giving you sexual pleasure - you are a lesbian.

Sexual diseases you can contact from MouthAction include herpes simplex, genital warts from contact, etc.

Your husband just picked a quarrel with you And ran away but was willing to pay 2 years rent in advance, and you tell the story like you're innocent and don't know why he did it. Lol.
RomanceRe: Lady Shares Male Sex Doll With Big Dick 'incase Your Lover Has Small Penis(pic) by Prognose: 9:35am On Jan 18, 2018
alexialin:
Una quiet? grin


Men yapping Upandan Nld, una no talk again?

The men are now scared now grin

It's no longer funny anymore.

Make all of una go on plastic fucvking.

What a twisted generation.
The men were so happy, una no allow us hear word cheesy..una wan fucvk plastic pussyy who won't complain until y'all are exhausted and she will keep riding on, abi?

Now, male own is available all sizes of dickks.

grin


Who's laughing now? grin grin grin
Eh yaaaaaaa grin

See dem fighting back!

Na so d tin pain una?

No be only cowgirl you go use this wan do? And how many girls can last 5 mins actively participating in sex before falling over like a sack of potatoes grin


Shebi this doll go fit pound your pussycat until you 'can't take it anymore"? grin

Shebi this doll will remember your birthday and buy you unexpectedly gifts?

Shebi this doll go take you out to the latest nightclub and pay all your bills? cheesy

Face it lady, you girls have lost!

Our sex dolls are hot, sexy, never aging, never demanding for money anyhow, never complaining, will take any sex position and will even join in threesomes!

No more nagging, no more drama, no more sleeping on the couch, no more headaches!

It's the dawn of a new age! grin
RomanceRe: Answer These Burnin' Questions On Sex Dolls And Win Airtime by Prognose: 8:44am On Jan 18, 2018
Not a single female has quoted on this thread, wow! shocked
RomanceRe: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Prognose: 5:51pm On Jan 16, 2018
AnonyNymous:
You think so? grin It was just an afterthought though. . .but come to think of it. . .if something like that existed it won't have to be restricted to sex. Lol. Watching movies and cuddling, etc. But I doubt if it'd be marketable. A lot of people would be skeptical about placing sensors on their bodies (especially their privates lmao) which is why I said it's creepy.

Anyway, I'm no mechatronics engineer or programmer so there's no way I could bring this to fruition even if I wanted to embark on the seemingly impossible project
You should see the motion sensor tech they use on movies and 3gi effects now. Before they used to wear clumsy big balls whose motions were readable and interpretable by computers. Now they just wear clothing and the big balls have been replaced by smaller button-like stuff. It's be totally possible to have a worldwide Wi-Fi in the future where you can operate a robot in Lagos via motion-sensor tech in Abuja! Implications would cover far more than sex of course but sex would definitely be in the plans! It would be a very interesting future!
RomanceRe: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Prognose: 5:41pm On Jan 16, 2018
spiritedtete:
Men will steal cheat on their dolls with other dolls
But this time the dolls won't bitch about it grin
RomanceRe: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Prognose: 5:26pm On Jan 16, 2018
pocohantas:
So, the so called polygamous men are suddenly open to owning one sex doll? That's commendable. I will suggest FG steps in to subsidise the price of the dolls.

That way, men can have varieties.
Y'know y'all get tired of eating just egusi soup grin
Oh, men will definitely own more than one.
Slim, chubby, curvy, tall, short....

Original price was running in the millions. Now you can get it at N800k. The price is crashing fast and demand is skyrocketing.

It's the dawn of a new age.
RomanceRe: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Prognose:
AnonyNymous:
Imagine if someone could make something like this for long distance couples. Like, a doll that looks exactly like your partner. So one partner would put a few motion sensors on himself, same with the woman. And they'd have sex with the dolls- who'd receive signals from their human counterparts and mimick the movements and mannerisms of their partners while having sex. Nah, that'd be creepy grin grin grin
No, this is ingenious! I'm assuring you someone is thinking of your idea right now!
RomanceRe: Sex Doll Trending On Twitter: Funny Reactions From Twitter Users by Prognose: 5:17pm On Jan 16, 2018
teemswest:
Where will the sperm enter, if not cleaning will be hard oh
There's a removable tube on the inside. Simply remove, wash and re-insert.

Higher models have what is called a douche-ball cleaner. When you're through simply squeeze and the irrigator cleans out the pussy with clean water and soap.

It's the dawn of a new age.
RomanceRe: About This Porn Thing by Prognose: 4:37pm On Jan 15, 2018
A lot of those who do anal sex come out with sh!t and blood on their dicks. Most times they cut and wipe it off.
RomanceRe: I Want To Buy Pizza For The First Time In My Life, Pls Advice. (pics update] by Prognose: 4:07pm On Jan 15, 2018
Op pepperoni pizza is the way to go, start with that.

Just waltz into the pizza shop and tell them you want pizza. They will ask which kind, tell them you want pepperoni. They'll ask if you want small, medium or large. Start with small pizza.

Thank me later.
FamilyRe: Wawu! Nigeria’s First Set Of Quintuplets Turn 17 (photos) by Prognose:
They remind me of the power rangers cheesy

RomanceRe: Medical Doctor Exposes Her Former Lecturer Who Wanted To Sleep With Her Or Fail by Prognose: 3:05pm On Jan 11, 2018
Finally the rooster comes home to rest.
RomanceRe: After I Got Credited This Morning - Video And Photos by Prognose: 6:29pm On Jan 10, 2018
Preshy561:
so you have not stopped smoking huh
now this chic here is cute for days!
RomanceRe: No Beautiful Girls In Nairaland, Whyyyyyyyy by Prognose: 1:50pm On Jan 10, 2018
The beautiful ones are not yet born...
RomanceRe: After I Got Credited This Morning - Video And Photos by Prognose: 1:46pm On Jan 10, 2018
Psychology at its best.

At first they were insulting you.

But you persisted.

Now some are now shining teeth for you.

Small time all man go dey hail you.

It's easy to toy with brains.

Perseverance works!
CelebritiesRe: See This Viral Photo Of A Beautiful Lady Pointing To Her Belly Like Male Organ by Prognose: 12:20pm On Jan 07, 2018
This is what it looks like in real life.





Brace yourself


























































































Viewers discretion advised.

CelebritiesRe: See This Viral Photo Of A Beautiful Lady Pointing To Her Belly Like Male Organ by Prognose: 12:19pm On Jan 07, 2018
Na so some of una go chook prick for Wetin you no know

CelebritiesRe: See This Viral Photo Of A Beautiful Lady Pointing To Her Belly Like Male Organ by Prognose: 12:14pm On Jan 07, 2018
See dem drooling over what they don't know.

That's a prolapsed uterus.

Her womb has fallen from its ligaments and is hanging out.

Let her remove that bikini. You will see that it's not a pretty sight.
RomanceRe: Can You Name These Cartoon Characters? by Prognose: 3:04pm On Jan 05, 2018
2. Animaniacs
3. Sonic the hedgehog
4. Popeye the sailor
5. Pinkie
6. Johnny bravo
7. Brain
8. Dexter's sister
9 keshi a.k.a bathusai the slasher
10. Dexter
11.Alice in wonderland.
12. Rafiki
RomanceRe: Is She Lying by Prognose: 1:49pm On Jan 05, 2018
DuBLINGreenb:
Guy marry her already and stop disturbing us.
I tire oh.

Op the girl is clearly in love with you. She's just doing the womanly thing by 'forming'.

Abeg when proposing to her (go ahead and propose, she digs you and she has great taste in music) pls if you are kneeling down don't post it on Nairaland. We don tire to read that kain thing.

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